Chapter Text
(Balloon's POV)
We're back in the study and OJ starts to read the next owner's story aloud
OJ: Flashlight was a World War I veteran he found himself gold after a battle and has it locked away in a safe with the combo being in his book of riddles find the safe and the riddles and if you give him his gold he will trust you he is upstairs waiting for any contact
Nickel: Alright let's just go
We started to search and I did a scan of the room and saw the safe under the table
Balloon: FOUND THE SAFE
OJ: YES
I put it on the table and we started to search for the book of riddles
Bot: I FOUND IT
Nickel: Where
Bot: In the bookshelf
Nickel: Oh yea
We sat down at the table and started to solve these riddles
I'm too lazy to do all these riddles sorry
The top popped open and there was a gold bar inside OJ picked it up and we headed upstairs
Flashlight: NOBODY MOVE
Taco: HOLY [CENSORED]
Bot: HES GOT A GUN
Flashlight: Were did you get that
He points to the gold
OJ: Your Safe
Flashlight: ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME
OJ: NO NO NO WE WOULD NEVER DREAM OF IT
Bot: We're here to help you
Nickel: Ok side note why are you so hot
Balloon: NICKEL
Nickel: WHAT
Flashlight: Can I see the gold
OJ gives Flashlight the gold
Flashlight: Ok it's coming back to me now
Taco: Can you help us
Flashlight: Ok yes follow me we gotta get to my two way radio
Nickel: I'll gladly follow you
Balloon: Shut up
Nickel: Whattt
We go back downstairs and head outside and out there we see a radio and Flashlight shoots
Balloon: OH MY GOD
Flashlight: Get on the radio they think I'm a deserter
I just goo down and grab the radio
Balloon: Hello is there anyone there
???: Where the hell have you been soldier we're getting killed out here, Now listen up there's a small shed outside of the estate and inside there are documents that I need badly however it's guarded by a sniper with a wicked eye who shoots at anything that moves when you get to the shed frag the sniper with a grenade through the window
Balloon: A GRENADE
???: YES A GRENADE ARE YOU DEAF
Balloon: NO IM JUST SUPER SCARED IM A FATASS I CANT BE DOING THIS
???: Whatever the documents inside should give you the next step good luck soldier
Flashlight: You guys can do this
Everyone just starts talking over each other and it gets pretty loud
Flashlight: HEY we're moving
We are starting going to the far side of the estate
Bot: Where are we going
Nickel: I don't know we're just following him
Some guy shoots at us from across the pool deck and we all duck behind the stairs
Flashlight: We're have to go around the other side of the house because your she the sniper up there
He points up to a high window
Flashlight: Come on
We get to the other side of the estate
Flashlight: You red fluffy haired one
Balloon: Me?
Flashlight: Yes I need you to when you get to the window throw this through
He hands me a grenade
Balloon: WHAT
He suddenly pulls out the pin
Balloon: AGH
I start running to the window
Balloon: IM GOING TO DIE
I throw the grenade through the window and it explodes killing the sniper
Bot: OH FRICK
Nickel: OH MY GOD
Flashlight: Alright let's move
(Bot's POV)
We get to the door and Balloon opens it and quickly grabs the briefcase
Nickel: Let me see it
Balloon hands Nickel the Briefcase
Nickel: Operation: Heatwave burn before reading
Taco: Huh what should we do
Nickel: Flashlight do you know the combination to this
Bot: It says burn before reading
Nickel: WAIT I THINK I KNOW FLASHLIGHT DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER
Flashlight: Uh yea
Nickel: GIVE IT TO ME QUICKLY
Balloon: Nickel it's a metal briefcase
Nickel: It says burn before reading
Bot: Guys there's black on the sides try burning them
Nickel: Alright
Nickel puts the lighter up the the black sides
Nickel: 2 7 7 2 0 0
Balloon: That's the code
We open the briefcase
Nickel: Operation: Heatwave processes experiment 277200 a gone mutant potion that can transform a common soldier into a monstrous killing machine however the test subjects got lose and killed the scientist and they were never able to recover the doctors private records which contained valuable information you need to enter the lab and retrieve the records
Flashlight: Alright let's go
We start to head to the lab
Balloon: I feel like something is about to go down
We get to the lab
(Taco's POV)
Flashlight: Ok take this
OJ: Woah I don't know
OJ gets handed a gun and Flashlight forces the door open and Bot, Nickel, and I go inside and see the documents and the desk
Nickel: Got em
The door closes with us still inside and the mutant soldiers start approaching us
Taco: I HATE IT HERE
Bot: AGHHH
(OJ's POV)
Flashlight: Damn it we gotta go around the other side
Nickel's POV
Bot: WHAT DO WE DO
Taco: I DONT KNOW READ THE PAPERS
Bot: I've been developing a antidote for the rage virus find my 3 different serums and combine them in the metal tray then inject the serum and it will be cured
(OJ's POV)
The rage soldiers start running at us and Flashlight and I start shooing at them
(Balloon's POV)
I'm just standing behind OJ and Flashlight as they are shooting and I feel like I'm not doing anything to help anyone which is making me kinda mad
(Nickel's POV)
We found the three solutions and mixed them in the tray and grabbed the shot and injected the rage guy and we see this box with a symbol on it and we grab it was the doors open
Bot: Thank god
We run out and the doors shut again
Balloon: What's in the box
Nickel: I don't know let's open it
Inside the box is dry ice but under it is some paper
OJ: Ok one second
Oj just starts whacking the dry ice with the back of his gun and it eventually breaks and he grabs the paper that was inside but behind the paper was a key
OJ: The two best soldiers must be selected by vote to go into the guest house and battle for glory
Bot: We should just expect it at this point
We all go back to the house and vote
(No One's POV)
OJ Voted For Nickel
Taco Voted For Balloon
Balloon Voted For OJ
Nickel Voted For OJ
Bot Voted For OJ
(OJ's POV)
Butler: I will now draw two names at random and those two will compete
First Person going into the battle
Balloon
Balloon: [Censored]
Butler: The second person battling is
Nickel
Nickel: WHAT NO
OJ: Finally
Nickel: SHUT UP OJ
OJ: SORRY IVE BEEN IN YOUR POSITION FOUR TIMES IN A ROW
Butler: I'll will take you two to the guest house
(Balloon's POV)
Inside the guest house is a table with a revolver and two briefcases on it and chairs on the opposite sides of the table
???: Alright soldiers take your seats and don't touch anything
We sit down
???: Now this is all out war and you two are caught in the middle despite your best efforts and there will be a casualty tonight open the box in front of you do not show the other soldier what's inside do not touch the revolver until told to do so on your grid there are coordinates and soldiers put your soldiers in the best position possible and try to guess the other soldier's location of their soldiers if you are correct that soldier then will have to put the gun to their head and have a 1 in 8 chance of death
Balloon: I'm ready
Nickel: Me too
(No One's POV)
Balloon: Uh B5
Nickel: Nope um c9
Balloon: No let me guess E6
Nickel: Hit
Balloon: Hit!
Nickel grabs the gun and pulls the trigger but nothing
Nickel: Oh thank god
The two go back and forth trading misses until
Nickel: H3
Balloon: Hit
Nickel: Oh my god
Balloon puts the gun to his hard and nothing
Balloon: Oh my god
After a couple more rounds
Balloon: A1
Nickel: Hit
Balloon: You're lying
Nickel: I'm not
Nickel puts the gun to his head
Nickel: Balloon
Balloon: Yea
Nickel: I love you
BANG
Balloon: AGH
???: You did it private now get that gold and get out of here
Balloon: Grabs the gold and goes back to the house where everyone is
(Bot's POV)
Oh my god oh my god
Taco: Who do you think is going to win
OJ: Nickel he's very uh how should I say this like scrappy
Taco: Yea I agree
The door opens and Balloon comes into the study with the box of gold
Balloon: It's all here
He puts the box in front of flashlight with tears in his eyes
Balloon: Was it worth it
Flashlight: Yes it was
Suddenly Flashlight disappears leaving a single gold bar Balloon grabs it and places it on the shelf
Balloon: Guys I can't do this anymore
Taco: There's only 2 more owners we can do this
Balloon: OK BUT WHOS GOING TO DIE NEXT
OJ: We don't know that
Balloon: ITS HAPPENED EVERY TIME WHY WOULDN'T IT NEXT TIME
Bot: CALM DOWN
Balloon: Ok
OJ: Let's just Go
END OF EPISODE EIGHT