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ProudestDadIntheWorld @BruceWayne
You gave me and your mother the heart attack of a lifetime and may or may not have traumatized your brothers. But the first time swung off the chandler to your first class and finally your many wins. I can proudly say that I am proud of my son @RichardDWayne
[The first Video starts Dick is backing away from the camera and climbing onto the banister of the staircase. The camera angle shows a baby Tim sitting at the base of the staircase, beside him is a scowling Jason. All of them are dressed in Christmas-themed pyjamas.
“This is a stupid idea.” Jason grumbles.
Dick smiles “Don’t worry. The guy on the TV did it easily.”
Tim babbles looking between his older brothers with a gummy smile, his pacifier falls out.
Jason sighs and Dick smiles even wider. He jumps off the banister and grabs onto the crystal chandelier. He swings for a while back and forth. And then the chandelier tips and Dicks grip slips and he falls, his cry is cut short as he lands with a thump on the ground. The chandelier continues to swing letting out a concerning creak and falls, shattering into a million crystal pieces. Because of the angle of the camera, the mess and Dick aren't visible. Baby Tim starts whaling.
Jason jumps up, “Mom! Dad! Alfie!” He screams.
There are sounds of multiple footsteps as two robe-clad adults come running down the stairs. Hal goes over to the crying Jason and Tim while Bruce runs out of frame toward the area of the fall.
“Alfred! Get the car ready!” Bruce comes slightly back into the frame, and in his arms is his eldest son. The video ends with Hal carrying both Jason and Tim.]
[The next video starts with the classic blue backdrop of the Olympics. Dick is on the parallel bars, he dismounts swiftly, landing on the blue floors. The crowd erupts with shouts and cheers as the judges reveal the scores and the rest of the US men's gymnastics team floods the mat jumpings and cheering around Dick. He just won gold at his Olympic debut.]
[A picture of Dick Wayne, older than the last video. He’s dressed in the US Olympic uniform. Around his neck are multiple medals some silver, bronze and gold. He has a big smile on his face.]
> pronapper @TimDWayne
Replying to @BruceWayne
Pretty sure that was the event that caused my baby self to gain consciousness. Alfred got all the chandeliers reinforced after that.
> PlzAdoptme @Finn7
Replying to @BruceWayne
Ah yes, just another day in the life of breaking a doctor's annual salary worth of a chandelier 😵💫😵💫
> Veve- Commission open @VeveArtz
Replying to @Finn7, @BruceWayne
Probably didn’t put a dent in their bank accounts
> RandomUser @RandomUser
Replying to @BruceWayne
Wow! Our Wife is hot 🔥🔥🔥
> JessMagestic @jEssymessy
Replying to @RandomUser @BruceWayne
Doing that under this post is crazy!!! (You're not wrong tho)
Internetuser @Maddie3
@RichardDWayne is so husband material!!!!
Video starts. [ Dick Wayne is seen smiling at a female interviewer dressed in the Team USA coverups. The interviewer speaks first. “This has been on many people's minds for the longest time. Why didn’t you attend the 2020 Toyko Olympics?” The interviewer tilts the mic towards Dick.
“I wanted to be present for my daughter's arrival! The due date just happens to coincide with the Olympics.” He said casually with a shrug.
The interviewer nodded seriously and the video cut before she could ask the next question.]
> Gabbiey @Gabbiey_.
Replying to @Maddie3
Ladies and fellas make sure you get yourself a man/alpha like Dick Wayne
>Internetuser @Maddie3
Replying to @Gabbiey_.@Maddie3
FR!!
Ghostreads2 @JasonTWayne
As @RichardDWayne brother, it is my solemn duty to knock him down a few pegs when he’s getting hyped up too much on the internet. So here are some embarrassing pictures of him.
Five images and two videos are attached
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TikTok:
[ Video starts A close-up of Dicks face as he smiles into the camera. “When I learned that there was a nail saloon… her at Olympic Village. I knew it was time for a father-daughter moment. The camera shows a young girl with ginger hair put into pigtails. She is wearing a dress with strawberries all over it. “Mary says hi to the camera.” Mary looks up with a big smile on her face and a gap in her tooth “Hi”. There's a choking whimper from Dick as he coos over his daughter.
The video cuts and the next scene is them entering the nail salon and getting it done.
The Tiktok cuts again and Dick is with Mary and they are showing off their nails. “Okay so may left hand is all USA themed” He shows off his left hand, which has an array of red, white, blue and stars. “Obviously because I’m on Team USA. And my right hand.” He brings his other hand up to show it off. “Is Romina themed.”
Dick backs away from the camera and Mary comes more into view. “Mary what did you get on your nails.”
“Strawberries!!” The four-year-old shows off both her nails. : Video End ]
Oldestchildsyndrom @RichardDWayne
@JasonTWayne Just want to bring this back.
> Quote Retweeted hallanetics @HalJW
I may not be their biological omega mom but I love them all the same and I just want to gush about how proud I am. My youngest just had his first gallery with all proceeds going to Gotham animal shelters. Tim took over WE and is the youngest CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Cass has just been promoted to soloist and completed her first solo for the Nutcracker. Jason has been accepted into Standford and we couldn’t be prouder. Our oldest, who has won gold at the Olympics!
[ Pitures of Damian, Tim, Jason, Cass, and Dick. All of them are smiling. Behind Damian are various artworks behind him. Tim is dressed in a suit his hair is shaggy but he has a slight smile on his face as he leans against an office chair. Jason has an acceptance letter for Stanford University in his hand as he smiles looking at something out of the camera. Cass is in a ballet outfit a bouquet in her arms. The picture was cropped to only focus on her. And lastly Dick with a gold medal hanging from his neck. ]
>Ghostreads2 @JasonTWayne
Replying to @RichardDWayne
I ate all the Crocky Crunchy cereal when I came to visit you two weeks ago
>pronapper @TimDWayne
Replying to @JasonTWayne @RichardDWayne
Lol
Rando.on.the.internet @Marieeee_
Marrying into the Wayne family must be a dream. Like your husband is an Olympic champion, prioritizes his family and is comfortable with his masculinity with a trust fund and perfect bubble butt. And to top it off all your in-laws are nice people (maybe not the youngest one…) That's the dream I want to live!!!
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> Gabbiey @Gabbiey_.
Replying to @Marieeee_
Ladies we need to start manifesting harder!!!
>Rando.on.the.internet @Marieeee_
Replying to @Gabbiey_. @Marieeee_
We all need to manifest an Uncle Barry because he always ends up hooking his friend and nephew up!!
>Internetuser @Maddie3
Replying to @Gabbiey_.@Marieeee_
FR!! Hal is like oh my friend who knows Olivier Queen who knew Bruce!!! Like what and Dick’s husband is all like well my uncle Barry is friends with Hal who is married to Bruce Wayne!!!! I need an Uncle Barry in my life!!
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Dick laughed shutting off his phone, with a click. “Good night papa.” The drowsy voice of his daughter Mary makes him look up. She was already dressed in her pyjamas. Her head lying on Wally's shoulder.
“Good night sweetheart” He got up a kissed her on the forehead. Her eyes fought to stay open but she lost. Her eyes shut covering his favourite shades of greens. Just like her mama.
“I’m going to tuck her in.” Wally whispered. Starting to walk forward. Dick nodded. Watching as the two most important people in his life leave the room. No amount of gold metals will have as much weight or significance in his life as his daughter and Husband. He already had the most precious jewel in his grasp, and he was never going to let go of that.
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