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THE UNFILTERED LIFE OF PEPPA PIG

Summary:

peppa pig x reality show x cryptid hunting

Notes:

will update tags as i add chapters, and also ** means they are in the confessional thing idk ive never watched a real reality show only total drama
and * means its a happening in real time

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**I wake up and I fucking realize that Mummy didn't make me my MEEEIIALALLL...... SO! I have to kill her.**

 

** I can't believe that she would do that🤬🤬🤬v🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 That cunt whore! But... I have a plan....REEHHEAAHEHEAHAHHAEIIIYHYHYhOOUGHGH. What? I'm not crazy. Just bald. **

 

 

*Ok so we are walking to MUaUMMYs ruum nuw und wu uru going to stab her because she was also raping susie and i did not give her permission.

 

ok im in her RRRUUOUM.... we have to be ver quet!!!!!!!!! ! ! !! ! !! ! ! !! 1 ! !! ! ! !! ! !1  !1 1 ! 1 !00000

 

im gonna crawl under her bed.... or at least ill try bc i hear oinking and the lights are off... mummy became a snorer because her lungs got so fucked up from doing pot with rebecca rabbits mom 

whys it jiggling... mummy probably ate too much crystal meth, that fat whore. 

okay we gotta ready the knife and jump on the bed....

okay we did it now lets strike.!!! HLAAAAUUGGHHIIIIEEIEIEIEHHHH!!!!*

 

**i wass fucking shocked. mummy that prostitute bitch cunt whore ass was fucking MISTER ZEBRA**