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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Honestly, he's not much of an aftercare person, likes to have things his way and be done. However, he will clean you up and sooooooometimes might let you pet him as comfort, rarely though.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Fondness for your neck, he likes biting it (vampire ahh).
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Grossed out by it, he hates having to lick it out of his fur, so don't expect him to be super crazy about it.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Into orgys, especially with tons of Khajiit or elves, he finds it super hot to have one female be ransacked by other males, including him.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He's curious, so of course he's got experience, even if it is just a little.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Likes trying out new things, but he likes being on top of his partner and hitting it from behind. He's kinda feral in bed if you give him the chance ngl.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Doesn't take it seriously AT ALL. Near climax though he goes bananas and turns into an animal, claws tearing your skin, biting the back of your neck, he's a freak fr.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
TOO MUCH HAIR!!!!!! I mean he's a khajiit for crying out loud..
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Ehhhhhh, he's not a romantic and does it for self pleasure, not looking for any romance budding, or anything more. Not intimate.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Doesn't do it a lot, but he finds no shame in doing it if needed.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
degrading, bdsm, breeding, pretty much anything, he'll make it work.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Literally anywhere, pubic? done. Archmages headquarters? Bet. As long as it isn't dirty, he's down.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Slutty behavior or talking about pregnancy, he's got his hand slipping into his pants and he's slooooowly stroking himself, or he's inviting you to do a little something with him..
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Dirty stuff, like anything regarded as gross, he's outta there.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Loves BJs and giving them, loves it when you moan around him.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast, rough. Male cats tend to be very rough on the females during sexy time, so J'zargos not far from that.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Lives for quickies, actually prefers them over long proper sex.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Experimenting is what he does, so he's game to anything within his and his partners boundaries.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He actually doesn't last too long, hence his preference for zero intimacy quickies. He might be able to go far enough for 2 rounds, but once he's in he's exploding upon impact.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Owns literally the whole shelf. Anal beads, flesh lights, fucking electrical stuff you name it. He uses them, and he wont shy away from getting more, OR using them on his partner.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
all he does is tease. He especially likes it when you tease back, makes him throb yk.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Grunts a lot, towards the end he's loud, but he makes a lot of feline-like noises.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Likes using fire destruction magic on himself, he likes burning himself and takes pleasure in feeling the heat against him. that little freak....
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Pretty long, average girth. He has a spikes like a cat does and uses them to his advantage, pain is pleasure to him!
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
OH MY GOD ITS WAY TOO HIGH.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He sleeps a lot anyways, so pretty quick, sometimes he falls asleep mid session.