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With that, Doofenshmirtz turned off his phone as he gave a nod before heading back to his dorm and walking up to his bedroom... where he noticed a winking Vanessa presenting herself in his bed. "Well, sweetie... now that we're alone, let's continue our little engagement party..."

 "Hmm sounds good, show me why you turned me into such a deviant slut daddy~" Vanessa said with a eager grin.

A lot had changed in the past year, she had changed, a lot of people would say for the worse. But honestly if she had to...Vanessa would do it all over again in a heartbeat.

The next morning, early around ten minutes to eight, the parking lot of Disney Academy seemed to be filled with excited faces, lots of students, lots of teachers... and even some parents who have volunteered as part of the chaperones. Indeed, things seemed to be doing quite well in this world as everyone seemed to be waiting for the buses that were going to take them for that well-earned trip to Florida... the biggest spring break for everyone...

Of course, there were some late people coming in as both Heinz and Vanessa (who were now wearing their regular clothing) were coming in with suitcases as Doof gave a groan.

"Man, can't believe I almost missed it...." Doofenshmirtz said as he was adjusting his jacket. "At least we didn't miss the bus..."

"I told you, dad... we managed to get here right on the clock." Vanessa smiled as she noted the crowd. "Hmmm... it seems there's a lot of students around the area."

"As to be expected. It IS a school trip for everyone." Heinz noted, before giving a smile towards Vanessa. "Now, sweetie, just remember..."

"I know... we don't tell anybody of what happened... anyway, I'm going to go to see if Stacy, Melissa and Sara are around. Knowing Candace, she'll probably be with her brothers AND friends." Vanessa said. "Plus, it'll give us more of an opportunity to find "others", if you know what I mean..."

"No, no, I get it. Have a good time, sweetie." Doofenshmirtz smiled as he watched Vanessa mingle in with the crowd. As soon as he noted his daughter leaving, he gave a nod before walking around as he went over to join the assortment of adults, parents and teachers alike. Of course, as Doof was going to join them, not too far away was Phillip, who had just came over to the crowd himself, having since said good-bye to the girls he slept with (Ariel and Melody) at six and sent them home to pack very quick before arriving (since Ariel had told him that her husband wouldn't be home until at least seven to see them off).

"Hmm...a truly beautiful day.." Philip said to himself with a rather large smirk that fell as someone spoke up behind him, "Um, Uncle.."

He sighed, "Hunter I already know what you're going to ask, and the answer is no.." He turned to give a stern glare toward his nephew, "you can't attend this trip." He said with a small scowl, "consider this punishment for not meeting expectations."

Hunter's mouth dropped in awe, his suitcase dropping down in his hand. "B-but uncle, I worked really hard to please you and to pay attention to every detail! Why can't I come?"

Philip paused as he gave a groan. As much as it would have been interesting to cuck his nephew on the trip with Willow playing with his cock at every opportunity, he didn't want his nephew to dig deep and get closer... plus, he DID have other things he wanted to do, like set up a private room somewhere in Florida to perform the Heralds of the Titans rituals and everything... and with a lot of girls, he needed all the time in the world he can get...

Twirling the cross necklace in his hands and smoothing his black shirt and long black pants, he frowned as he looked over at Hunter with a small glare, making the man wince.

Yes it was better to have Hunter out the way....no matter how tempting arranging a "shark attack" or something would be to finally have sole access to the Wittebane resources.

"This attitude is precisely why you shall NOT be attending." Philip said with a stern glare to the boy, "As I've told you just yesterday your grades have been dropping and you have been slacking, and now you're expecting me to reward such behavior?"

"I-" Hunter started to protest, before noting his uncle's small glare. He paused before giving a sigh. "N-no, you're right, uncle. I guess it was too much to ask to go... can I at least say good-bye to Willow?"

Philip stood firm as he shook his head. Hunter winced at that. "Y-you're right. It was a dumb request..."

"Just return to your dorm Hunter.." Philip said with a roll of his eyes, "I have work to do, as preparations need to be done, and making sure the students are kept orderly for the trip."

Hunter looked down in disappointment before grabbing his suitcase. "Y-yes, Uncle, I understand. Have a good trip."

With that, the young lad turned around and walked away, a bit dejected. He could only stop and look back, before Philip pointed north. Hunter took it as a sign and continued walking on his way.

Philip gave a sigh as he crossed his arms.

"Quite a bit restrictive of your protege..."

Philip paused before turning to see an older man in a black robe coming in. The man, known as Claude Frollo, gave a small smirk. "Not that I have any complaints, mind you. As you always say, young men like him can never be seen as worthy... not like us."

"Indeed not my friend, the fact he shows such little spine only proves so." Philip agreed with a chuckle toward the original Philip's old friend Claude Frollo, "Is your own ward proving a disappointment, or will he might yet prove of worth?" He asked with an arched brow.

"Ah, young Quasimodo?" Frollo chuckled a bit as he crossed his arms. "Honestly, though he works too hard to please me, and he has been focusing on his studies... he seems TOO distracted by other girls... perhaps too much distracted..."

The man gave a frown as he crossed his arms, before giving a smirk. "Unlike your ward, though, I have every intention on taking him with me... albeit for my... ahem... "own" reasons."

Frollo gave a small scoff. "The fact that people find him approachable at all... honestly, I just never understood why he could be approachable. Sure, I underestimated the fact that nobody's bothered by his looks, but even with that... everybody here is a little too... accepting..."

"So you want his self-confidence to take a hit than?" Philip question with an arched brow, "Unless you plan on rewarding him with a show of could await him if he pleases you."

Frollo paused, before giving a light smirk. "Let's just say that if or when you begin..." He paused as he looked around, wondering if anybody was listening in. He then went towards his ear and whispered, "Once you decide on doing 'sacrifices' once more, I want Quasi to be on the top of the list and watching while I claim the woman he has had an eye on for some time... hmmm... and so have I, as a matter of fact. Esmeralda is sure quite the charming dance teacher... and young Shanti... ahhh, it makes me smile that I've already claimed her when you made me your Chosen and her my Vassel."

"Heh consider it done my friend.' Philip said with a large smirk lowering his own voice, "I already have a few targets in mind for both recruitment, and sacrificing..." He said toward the man in charge of the local school church, and had a reputation of being a trusted figure of the community even being a official judge in the legal system~

"but speaking of Shanti don't let Quasi distract you from enjoying the vacation with your faithful vassal.." Philip said with a smirk, "After all with your other targets in mind she's eager to prove herself better choice for wife~"

Frollo gave a chuckle. "Oh, believe you me, I've been waiting for some quality time with Shanti... as a matter of fact, if what I hear from Merlin is correct..."

The school priest paused as he gave a small pause. "Hmmmm..."

This caused Phillip to raise an eyebrow, as if curious to hear what his old friend had learned... apparently, he also had an in with the old headmaster, and thus knew all his secrets... maybe not ALL secrets, but important secrets, regardless.

"Yes?" He asked with a curious arched brow, "Is our esteemed headmaster planning another surprise?' He added with an eye roll.

Frollo gave a smirk. "You didn't hear this from me, but... there's not going to be one bus with a lot of students, but several buses... each of them acting as an RV sort of type..."

Philip raised an eyebrow, as if to ask if that was all. Frollo gave a small chuckle as he said, "That's not the best part, my friend. Each bus gets assigned at least two teachers, a few adult chaperones, and a handful of students. That means there's a good chance that a few of your targets might be attennding the same bus as you. As a matter of fact..." He then pulled out some papers as he gave a nod. "Merlin gave me these specific fliers for your assigned bus, with the other assigned teacher, students and chaperones accompanying you. I believe you'll find your list quite interesting..."

Philip paused as he looked over the list, noting names of both male students and female students... the best part was, most of the female students were targets he had in mind. Frollo grinned as he whispered, "Did I mention that the school bus RVs has many rooms? Including a small office that has soundproof walls? Nobody can hear what you're doing in there with these rooms... so, if you have time to grab a quickie with one girl in that group of yours... and disguise it as an excuse for a small 'educational visit'... well, it's at least something to consider."

"Heheh~ sometimes I wonder if that old fool knows what we're doing and is actually trying to help us for his own jollies~" He added with a smirk...

Frollo could only give a chuckle. "Well, he was the one who assigned the bus schedules... I think he thinks that we're expected to pull a 'get-along' sort of venture... although, if I may say, he didn't assign Heinz with that Miss Porter girl... thinks that he might get distracted with HER on the same bus."

"Heh indeed~ But I'm sure me and Ariel can keep each other on track for my own bus." Philip said with a smirk.

"Indeed. The old fool doesn't seem to be AWARE of your little 'affair' with the redhead music teacher..." Frollo said with a small grin. "I'm just sorry you made claims on the girl's daughter, or I would have snagged her for myself..."

The man gave a slight chuckle as Phillip could only smirk at his old friend.

"Funny you should mention that, after last night I can safely say both Ariel and Melody adore the real me~"

Frollo raised an eyebrow, before giving a smirk. "Ahhh, I take it you corrupted them the same way I corrupted dear Shanti, then... always wonderful to hear..."

"It was actually quite easier than I expected~"

Frollo gave a chuckle as he put a hand on his chin. "Why don't you tell me a little more about this...?"

Phillip smirked as he decided to tell the details to his old friend... as all the while, Heinz was looking around the area, trying to find Jane, but to his surprise, the woman hadn't turned up yet. Doofenshmirtz couldn't help but wonder if she had a good night last night... hmmm... maybe she was currently thinking of Spinelli right now. As he tried to think about it, he was approached by a familiar, blonde haired beautiful woman with DD breasts, a red crop top and black skirt.

"Well, well, well... if it isn't Heinz Doofenshmirtz. How has everything been with you?"

Heinz looked up and recognized the smiling face as Lana Lockhart, one of his favorite one-shot characters from Family Guy... and probably one of the Vassels of another Chosen he and Philip had assigned to. Heinz gave a smirk. "Well, well, if it isn't Lana Lockhart... how are things going with your..." He paused as he whispered to her ear. "...Chosen?" He then retracted and asked in his normal voice, "All good, I hope."

"Oh splendid~ I've never been happier~" Lana said with a giggle and smirk.

"Ahhh, good, good." Heinz smirked as he noted Lana's small smile. "Guess Mr. Griffin REALLY had your number when he chose you, huh?"

Lana sighed happily as she blushed. "I guess he DID convert me into giving him more good grades... AND made me realize that I prefer young, large teenage cock... preferably my Chosen's cock."

Of course, she whispered that part to Heinz as the woman then gave a smile. "Other than that, though, I've been doing quite well helping the other students out."

"Well, good to hear, Lana." Heinz smiled a bit as he raised an eyebrow. "So, what's the good word?"

"Well for starters after my husband's unfortunate accident with that bear attack, I've been mourning but I believe I've been doing well.." Lana said with a smirk.

"Ah, yes... I'm truly sorry for your... ahem, "loss"." Heinz said as he noted Lana's wink. Of course, he remembered hearing about the bear attack from Lana's ex-husband... the one that she and Chris teamed up together to 'set-up', to make it look like an accident. Of course, thanks to some additional help from the Heralds of the Titans, they managed to help cover Lana and Chris's crime up pretty well. But still, the man gave her a small smile. "Still, at least you're brave for moving on..."

"Thank you, every day is a struggle but i'm sure someday I'll find a man who can help me forget all about Bob and treat me like a woman like me deserves." Lana said with a slight smirk with Doof arching a brow since last he check her husband was named Derek.

Doofenshmirtz then shrugged as he figured it was just an excuse to hang out with Chris... or any other young male she had her eyes on... after all, it was because of Philip and his spying that they had both learned that Lana was secretly more into young teenage boys... which made her a perfect target for Chris Griffin, a Chosen that Doofenshmirtz had wanted as part of the Heralds of the Titan... at first, Philip was skeptical, but when realizing just how much potential Chris might have, and too in love with Lana Lockhart, he agreed to help with Doofenshmirtz to get Chris to become a Chosen... plus, Lana was a nice piece of ass to have, and who wouldn't want her?

"None the less I'm glad you're doing well yourself, I spoke with Jane earlier and seems she was walking on air." she smirked toward him, "You going to be making the big move soon?" she asked with a tilt of her head the question could be taken as if asking if he was going to pop the question...but the look in her eyes were another story...they asked if she'd be brought into the cult soon..

Heinz gave a chuckle as he said to her, "Well, you know, it's going to take a bit of time, but I am in fact, considering it."

"Oooo..." Lana smirked, her eyes seemingly excited. "Color me jealous. It's a shame that we're not dating, but... I'm okay with what I've got for now..." She said as she turned her eyes towards the crowd, noting Chris Griffin as he was talking with his family, who had come to see him and Meg off, with Lois and Brian joining in as chaperones. She gave a small eye gaze as she gave a chuckle, before turning to Heinz. "Oh, and Heinz... Chris wanted me to tell you that he wants a 'special lesson' sometime... so if you're not too busy with anything..."

Heinz gave a smirk... Chris was one of those Chosens that was into three-ways, of course, and considering Lana was a little looser in her preferences, she and Chris were partners, but sometimes they'd have three-ways with other guys for fun... heck, Philip and Heinz had their fun with her a couple of times, with Chris's permission of course. "Hmmm, well... it all depends on what's going on, but... we'll see what happens..."

"Excellent~ But we'll have to discuss this more later, got to get into our places.." Lana said with a smile and nod good bye to Doof.

As talks continued on in other spots of the crowd...

"You excited Pacifica!?" Mabel said with a excited cheer...before her smile fell, "Pacifica?"

"Huh? Oh yeah, really excited..." Pacifica said with a frown, "Just...wondering where Dipper is.." she said looking around.

"I...huh...swore I saw him earlier talking with Wendy..." Mabel said with a confused blink.

"Of course he was..." Pacifica said with a scowl clenching her fists.

"You're not still jealous, are you?" Mabel said with a teasing grin arching a brow but at Pacifica glare she let out a nervous giggle, "Because you know that Dipper choose you, not Wendy.."

Mabel said pulling Pacifica close into a one armed hug, "I mean who'd cheat on your knockers~" she added squeezing Pacifica breasts causing her friend to stiffen.

"Mabel!" Pacifica hissed pushing her friend back as Mabel let out a laugh.

"But seriously, Dipper cheating, yeah, that ain't happening." Mabel said with a snort of disbelief knowing her brother wasn't the type, "He probably just had to use the bathroom or something."

she said with a shrug.

(Behind near by grove of trees)

GLRT GLRT GLRT GLRT

'urg...Wendy we...urg shouldn't be doing this here...we'll be seen."

"Ohhh, Dipper..." Wendy moaned as she looked up at her secret "boyfriend" from behind the bushes. "Don't worry... we'll be finished in no time flat... just trust in me..."

"I-I do trust you, Wendy, but-" Dipper said nervously before giving a gasp as his childhood friend put the boy's cock back in her mouth. "Ohhhh... keep sucking there..."

"Hmm bet miss rich fake tits can't suck you off like this~" Wendy said with a smirk before diving back down as she squeeze his balls.

"Urg we haven't oooh god!  Ahhhh... ohhhh... Wendy, you sexy minx... ahhh..." Dipper shut his eyes as he let out a sexy moan, feeling rather thankful his sister or his girlfriend weren't walking in on them...

Little did they realize was that someone was watching them and taking notes in interest, before giving a small nod. Said person KNEW a certain old man would be interested in this...

(Back with the group of students)

"He'll join us soon." Mabel said with a confident smile, before looking around and spotting Heinz walking around and looking around. She gave a gasp as her eyes lit up, her mind filled with hearts. Pacifica turned in Mabel's direction and gave a frown.

"I still can't believe THIS guy is who you're crushing on, Mabel..." Pacifica frowned as she turned to her friend. "This is really the guy you want to be with?"

"I'm just as sure, Pazzy!" Mabel grinned, before giving a sigh, romatic thoughts of her and Heinz together filling her head. "I can see it in my head now... Mrs. Mabel Doofenshmirtz..."

Pacifica, hearing this, groaned as she shook Mabel out of her thoughts. "Mabel, in case you've forgotten, he's older than you!"

"So?" Mabel rolled her eyes. "Besides, I already told you my plan to get close to him..."

"You really think getting close to him while in Florida is going to work?" Pacifica asked.

"Well, if not in Florida, I can try to get close to him on the bus... sit close to the back... flirt with him as I present him these..." Mabel giggled as she patted her large F cup breasts.

"Urg...you know it'll just lead to a REALLY awkward moment and you getting detention right?" Pacifica asked in frustration hoping Mabel wouldn't do something crazy...she honestly had her own worries as this trip might give Mr. Wittebane the chance to approach...and she'd been trying to keep her distance after what happen.

"Please, he won't do anything to me once I start whipping out these babies..." Mabel grinned as she giggled. "Besides, this is a mission of love at stake!"

"...you realize Professor Doofenshmirtz has a girlfriend, right? Miss Porter? You think he's going to dump her for you?" Pacifica asked. "Not to mention he also has a daughter, you want to flirt with a person's dad?"

"Well... he's a very cute looking DILF, I'll say that." Mabel said as she gave a smile.

"I mean I know you're dating my bro, but I'm sure if you weren't you'd totally make a move on Mr. Wittebane.." she said with a teasing smirk as Pacifica scowled at Mabel bringing this up again, "I mean I've seen the looks you've been giving him lately~"

Pacifica blushed a bit, before looking away, biting her lip nervously as she contemplated telling Mabel... but shook her head. Mabel would never understand it...

At around that time though, Pacifica couldn't help but note Philip Wittebane looking around in the crowd, as if looking for something or someone. Pacifica yelped as she tried to hide her face away from Philip, hoping he wouldn't notice...

Although that did not escape Mabel's attention as she gave a big grin, noticing Mr. Wittebane from afar and Pacifica trying to hide her face. "Oh ho ho, look at that... already you've seen the man of your dreams."

"Okay, Mabel, I get your point, let's not dwell on this anymore, uh..." Pacifica said as she tried to turn around, before giving a nervous chuckle. "Gee, maybe we should go look for Dipper, I'm sure he's not too far-"

"Nonsense. Let's go talk to Mr. Wittebane!" Mabel grinned as she dragged Pacifica against her will.

"M-mabel, no! He's a very busy man, I don't think we should-" Pacifica started, but Mabel was already approaching the man as he spotted the two walking towards him.

"Hey, Mr. Wittebane!" Mabel smiled as Philip turned and gave a smile towards the young, excitable teenager. "Lovely morning, isn't it?"

Philip gave a chuckle to Mabel as he gave her a response.

"Indeed, and it's even lovelier now that my presence has been graced with two beautiful young ladies such as yourselves~" Philip said with a smirk to the two as Pacifica flushed while Mabel let out a slight giggle, "Truly any boy that has the attention such as yourselves is to be envy~"

"Awww, thank you, Mr. Wittebane, that's so kind of you..." Mabel giggled a bit as she gave a smile. "But we don't have boyfriends... not yet, anyway..." She couldn't help but notice Heinz in the back as he now seemed to be conversing with Perry the Platypus, the two of them talking and giving respectful nods towards each other. "...soon, though."

"Really?" Philip arched a brow while Pacifica shot her friend a look wondering what the hell she was doing she knew very well she was dating Dipper....granted a bit on the downlow so her parents wouldn't try anything but still!, "Well count me surprised that you girls aren't beating off any interested gentleman or lady off with a stick."

He said smirking, "If I was a couple decades younger I'd certainly stop at nothing to claim a woman like Pacifica here as mine~"

Pacifica groaned as she turned her head, trying to shake her head as Mabel gave a grin. "Ooooo, very sneak of you, Mr. Wittebane~"

"Not sneaky enough, if you ask me..." Pacifica grumbled to herself, only to note Philip having his eye on the blonde as she bit her lip nervously.

"Hey, speaking of, I was wondering if you can keep Pazzy company for a while..." Mabel said as she shuffled her hands a bit. "Just for a few minutes..."

"Wh-" Pacifica yelped before leaning towards Mabel's ear. "Mabel, what the hell are you doing?"

"Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you'll be fine with Mr. Wittebane... you've had your eye on him, and I think you need to make your move!" Mabel whispered back.

"You KNOW I'm going out with Dipper!" Pacifica said angrily in a whisper.

"Nothing serious, Paz, just a couple minutes is all..." Mabel said as she gave a nod. "I just need to do a little something for myself... anyway, Mister Wittebane, would you mind keeping Paz company for a little bit?"

"Of course it'd be my utmost pleasure." Philip said with a smirk as Mabel smile widen, "Great! appreciate it.." she said moving to leave, "Mabel.." Pacifica protest were cut off by Mabel, "Love you Pazzy, be right back!"

Before running off leaving Pacifica standing right in front of her teacher Philip Wittebane...the teacher who popped her cherry, "I must say it's good to finally have a moment alone with you.."

Said the dark husky voice that whispered in her ear as she stiffen feeling the man behind her place his his hand on her shoulder, "It's honestly been starting to feel like you've been avoiding me after I attended the last Northwest Fest~" He added with faux hurt.

Pacifica scoffed as she turned her head. "Forgive me if I didn't make any calls... I was in a very vulnerable state back then, and I didn't know any better!"

Pacifica frowned before crossing her arms and looking away from Philip, who could only give a light chuckle.

"Vulnerable? That's not how I remember it..." Philip said with a large smirk, "And as I recall you knew exactly what you wanted." He said adding with a sing song, "After all you made the first move~"

Pacifica bit her lip a bit, trying to ignore the gaslighting, before turning her head, trying to shake her head. "It wasn't even my idea in the first place, you-"

"Let's sneak up to my room...my parents are distracted with the guests...no one will notice..." Philip words cut her off as he gave her an even look, "Were those not your exact words?"

Pacifica winced, but said nothing as she looked down in shame. Philip could only chuckle before crossing his arms, as if feeling a bit smug.

"You know there's nothing to regret about what we did..." He said his tone turning a bit gentle, "You enjoyed it, I enjoyed it, and I'm sure it would drive your parents crazy if they knew."

He said with a little chuckle, "As despite our so-called friendship we both know there's no love lost between your father and me." He added with a eye roll as Preston and Philip worked together quite a bit on some endeavors or chat amiably in certain soirees but always had a bit of a rivalry going on through the years.

Pacifica paused, before giving a sigh. "I mean... yeah, Dad was ALWAYS grinding your gears... and he grinded mine a lot too... then again, I wanted to try something new and different, and..." Pacifica groaned. "I don't know, I guess I'm still a little conflicted about everything, that's all..."

Pacifica groaned as she continued, "When you left, I was very conflicted about whether or not what I did was right or..." Pacifica shook her head. "Yeah, just the fact that you were in the same school as I was attending with my friends, it made me a little nervous to see you and... I was thinking about what happened with you and me a lot. It's just been very conflicting."

Never mind the fact she had a boyfriend who she cheated on...

"And besides all that, what Mabel told you about us not seeing boys is wrong..." Pacifica frowned as she crossed her arms. "SHE'S not seeing anyone at the moment... but I AM!"

Philip paused, before giving a slight chuckle. Of course, he was quite aware of Dipper Pines, but he couldn't help but be curious as he decided to ask her a few questions about him...

"Oh yes Mr. Pines..." He said prompting a look of surprise from Pacifica causing him to snort, "Don't be so surprised while your parents are ignorant snobs, you'll find there's little that doesn't happen in this town never mind this school I'm not aware of."

He said with a chuckle before shooting her a smirk, "But tell me..." He stared into her eyes, "Does he appreciate you? Understand you? Can you be the real you around him, or do you have to force yourself to change to make him happy?"

He stared deep into her eyes, "Does he put you first, or does his eyes always wander to a certain red head in flannel? And..." he smirked, "Has he ever made you feel as good as I did?"

Pacifica bit her lip as she looked away slightly. "I mean... well... Dipper and I slept with each other... and we did have a lot of sex together... something even MABEL didn't know, but..."

The blonde looked down. "I don't know, no matter how many times we fucked, I can never get that vision of you out of my head... the fact that you fucked me hard... and how you made me feel... g-gooo- guhh-"

Pacifica stuttered a bit, but couldn't get the proper words out.

Philip smirked at her words knowing that just one taste of him was enough to get her hook she was just in denial about it, and her resistance only made her all the more alluring...he thought gazing over her body.

Oh yes...if Luz truly had competition in who'd be his official wife to the public when the time came it was standing right in front of him~

"Feel ecstasy the likes of which Mr Pines couldn't hope to ever match at his best~" He asked teasingly with a large smug smirk, "Tell me..would you like to feel that good again?" He added reaching out to cup her cheek.  "Because you'll be riding my bus...and we'll have plenty of time to enjoy ourselves in Florida~"

Philip grinned, "Dipper would never have to know~"

Pacifica's eyes widened not just in shock, but uneasiness as she heard Philip explain that SHE was going to be riding his bus... before pausing.

"Uh, is Mabel going to be on the same bus, because I might-" Pacifica stammered a bit, before noticing Philip shaking her head. She bit her lip. giving a groan. "Well... say I do accept this offer... what's in it for me, huh? What exactly do you want from me?"

"You mean besides your delicious body, and hearing your heavenly voice moan my name?" Philip stated with a smirk staring her down, "I want you to embrace your true self, a chance to show my superiority over Pines, and to give you an offer to unite our families and take rightly due justice against your parents~"

Pacifica had to admit, this was a pretty tempting offer... ugh, but she knew she was getting into Philip's thrall again! And yet... did she actually want this...?

The young blonde paused as she gave a sigh. "All right, look, if you're not busy with anyone else, I'll see if I can arrange a visit later during the bus ride down... until then, I need to at least sit with someone I know... what's your list of students, is there anyone you recommend I sit with?"

"I happen to have the list right here.." He said pulling it out with Pacifica blinking and examining it

Staff Philip Wittebane and Ariel Tirulia

1 Melody Tirulia

2 Pacifica Northwest

3 Susan Long

4 Haley Long

5 Maude Flanders

6 Connie Flanders

7 Cricket Green

8 Gloria Sato (Chaperone)

9 Willow Park

10 Nala Prideland (Chaperone)

11 Vitani Outland

12 Kiara Prideland

13 Sprig Planter

14 Molly Jo

15 Janna Ordonia

"And I believe you'll get along well with Willow Park, such a bright eager thing, one you might find a bit in common with." Philip said with a large smirk.

"Uh... sure, I guess I can sit with this... Willow." Pacifica said as she curled her hair shyly.

"Excellent and not to worry this will be a trip that you'll never forget..." Philip said taking her hand and kissing the back of it with a smirk.

Pacifica found herself blushing quite a bit as she looked away, her heart sinking a little... she wanted to hang out with Dipper, but... looks like things weren't going according to plan... right now, she was cursing the fact that she was even left alone with him in the first place because of Mabel...

And speaking of Mabel, she was trying to blend in the crowd for a bit as she was listening into Heinz and Perry's conversation, as the latter was handing him a bus list.

"Thanks for the list, Perry the Platypus, you know it's always nice to see who we get assigned to, get to know what I have to work with in terms of chaperones and that." Doofenshmirtz smiled as Perry gave a nod.

Perry opened his mouth a bit, as if trying to do a chatter... before coughing a little bit as he shook his head, "Excuse me. Anyway, Heinz, you know you don't have to use my full name when you address me."

"I can't help it, Perry the Platypus, it's a bit of a quirk. Just saying your full name just gives you a hint of... debonair." Heinz smirked.

Perry blinked twice, before giving a smirk, a wink and a chuckle, speaking in the voice that he used when he was voiced by someone else in the Chibiverse shorts. "Heh, I DO have a dashing look, don't I? It's amazing that someone like you managed to find someone like that Jane Porter. You know, I think the girl is good for you, Heinz. Glad to see you went back out on the market..."

Mabel, overhearing this, gave a small grumble to herself as she crossed her arms, feeling a bit jealous of the fact that the man she was crushing on was seeing Jane.

"Yeah, well, I figured it was time, you know?" Heinz grinned as he looked over the list. "Uh, hey, speaking of, I don't see Jane's name on the list... isn't she on the same bus as me?"

"Ohhhh, sorry, Heinz." Perry grinned nervously as he pulled out his own list. "I actually wanted you to know, I'm bussing with Jane. I guess Merlin, despite supporting the relationship, didn't want you to get TOO distracted."

Heinz lowered his eyelids as he shook his head. "Just my luck..."

With that, Heinz looked over the list one more time as he was looking it over...

Staff Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Lana Lockhart

1 Chris Griffin

2 Lilo Pelekai

3 Nani Pelekai (Chaperone)

4 Dipper Pines

5 Mabel Pines

6 Wendy Corduroy

7 Francine Smith (Chaperone)

8 Hayley Smith

9 Steve Smith

10 Molly McGee

11 Sharon McGee (Chaperone)

12 Akiko Yoshida

13 Alice Liddell

14 Andrea Davenport

15 Wendy Darling

"Yeah, sorry. If I had known, I would have vouched for you to switch with me so you can be with Jane." Perry apologized.

"No, no, it's all right... just my luck, right?" Heinz shrugged. "Besides, I think I can work with this grouping..."

"Are you sure, Heinz? Because your daughter is also on the same bus as me and Jane, and if you want to spend some quality time with her..." Perry started.

"No, no, Jane told me the other day that she wanted to talk with Vanessa alone... to give her some reassurance, you know?" Heinz said. "I think this might be healthy for the girls."

"Well... if you're sure..." The anthro platypus paused. "But you're missing some quality bonding time."

"Eh, don't worry, I'll have plenty of that when we get to Florida." Heinz grinned. "And besides, this group I have DOES sound a little interesting to work with. And I get along with most of these people, I'm sure I can have work with it."

"Well, all right, but I'll keep an eye on the girls for ya, just in case." Perry offered with a small smile. "It's the least I can do."

"You're a good one, Perry the Platypus, thank you." Heinz said with a small smile towards the semi-aquatic anthro mammal.

"You as well my friend..." Perry said back with a smile, "But if you excuse me better go make sure things are ready on my end..." He said but gave a teasing smirk to Heinz, "And when we get to Florida try not to get too distracted with a romantic get away with Jane to forget some family bonding with Vanessa, or chaperoning the students."

He said giving an eye roll, "I can already picture some of them trying to run off on some kinda spring break adventure."

Heinz could only give a laugh as he crossed his fingers. "Oh, you don't have to worry about that, Perry the Platypus. I assure you, it won't just be Jane and Vanessa that'll have my attention. In fact, I also want to enjoy myself as well, get to know the students and the chaperones after all..."

Perry gave a chuckle before tipping his fedora (Perry always said it was his favorite type of hat) and walked off. Heinz gave a nod as he looked over the list one more time. At that time, Mabel narrowed her eyes in determination. If she was going to strike, she needed to do it now!

So with that she adjusted her outfit pulling down her sweater a bit to give her girls some room and also checking to see if her shorts hugged her ass nice and tight while showing off her legs, "Nothing personal Miss Porter...but a girl has to be willing to do anything to nail their man..."

she muttered before moving forward, "Hiya Doctor D!" she chirped spring up behind him causing Heinz to jump up with a startled gasp, "You ready to swim, tan, and see cute girls in bikinis?"

Mabel asked with an eager tone, "because I've got a new bikini that's sure to knock the boys dead~" she added with a naughty giggle granted it was one her brother or parents sure as hell wouldn't approve of, but if you had a body like hers you HAD to show it off~

Heinz rubbed his head a bit before looking over at Mabel and her body, before giving a slight chuckle. "Ah, Miss Pines, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, of course, I mean... well, unexpected."

As soon as he had recovered, he couldn't help but note the young woman's sexy body and... damn, he had to admit, this was such a fine body. Granted, Mabel was one of those girls he was already going for, but the fact that she herself was approaching her so eagerly... hmmm, he could have fun with this.

"I can see you're quite an eager girl, though, to want to show off." Heinz crossed his arms with a smirk. "I'm sure you've probably got boys lined up and knocking on your door..."

"Oh yeah plenty of guys want to date me after I got these babies.." Mabel said smugly reaching up to give her breasts a squeeze without any shame, "But sadly for them I'm more interested in a man rather than a boy~"

she added with a slight sultry smirk stepping up to press her body against Doof's body.

"Heh, well, shame, really..." Doof chuckled before moving slightly away, making Mabel slightly stumble as she almost fell, letting Doof take a peek at her giant breasts... oh, he couldn't wait to touch those. "I'm sure that lucky man will be very impressed."

Mabel recovered a bit, looking rather frustrated at this. "Yeah, lucky indeed..."

Heinz paused as he looked at her disgruntled look, giving a slight pause as he gave a smirk. Even though he had a good variety of girls to play with on his list, the one on the top he wanted to focus on first and foremost was Mabel... mayhaps tempt her into a relationship and convert her into his harem... of course, noting that she was already interested in him made it better, but the real question is, how far would it go?

"Actually, Miss Pines, I was wondering if you'd want to do something for me... or well, WITH me would be the better term for it..." Heinz said, raising an eyebrow.

"Anything!" Mabel said with a eager smile looking at him with a gaze of desire, "Especially if it involves us going somewhere dark and secluded where no one could hear or see us~" she said with a naughty giggle, "I think we've got a good thirty minutes before everyone gets here and we start getting ready to leave."

Heinz could only lower his eyes a bit. Man, this girl was so eager for sex... well, he was too, but he wasn't going to show it. "Actually, I thought you'd be interested to know that I'll be on the same bus with you."

"Ooooo, really?" Mabel asked as she took the list and look it over. Upon noticing that Jane's name was not on the list, her eyes lit up, noting the golden opportunity... of course, she also noticed Dipper and Wendy's names on the list, before frowning. She just knew Dipper and Wendy would be with her 24-7 on the bus to Florida... not leaving her enough time with the doctor.

"Yes, and, well, after we get everything all settled with the others, I can get Mrs. Lockhart to help entertain the other sitters while I do a little something... well, a project, if you will. But I need someone who can be very bubbly and sweet, and..." Heinz chuckled. "You seem to fit that to a T, my dear."

"Oh you know it! I'm up for making science with you Doctor D..." Mabel said before muttering under her breath, "Especially the kinda science that involves biology..." she added with a smirk with Doof arching a brow hearing her, "in fact I'll be the best partner you could ask for..."

she added pressing her bust into his arm as she wrapped her own around it, "You might even go Jane who by the time we get to Florida~"

"Heh heh, well, glad to see you're so eager, Miss Pines." Heinz said as he slipped his arm away from the bust, causing Mabel to fall over once more. "We'll see what's what and what type of bus we're working with... and I'll have Mrs. Lockhart pass a note to you to meet me over near the back of the bus... or somewhere around there... could be one of those double decker buses/RV types that have some rooms."

"You think?" Mabel asked, looking eager.

"Well, Florida IS a long way, so most likely." Heinz nodded.

"And...don't suppose...those rooms have sound proofing...just out of curiosity?" Mabel asked while fluttering her eyes this man clearly wanted her and she wasn't going to wait till they got to Florida to ride him like he's never been rode before.

Before this trip is done he'll be calling me baby, and his babies will be calling me momma~ she thought it taking all her self restraint to not grab and drag him off somewhere...why couldn't this trip start already! She wanted her man damn it! She was tired of being a virgin!

"I'm sure Merlin will account for that..." Heinz rolled his eyes a bit, noting Mabel's eager attitude... but still, it was a good excuse to get her pretty early... after all, getting into another relationship with a girl was something Vanessa suggested he'd do... of course, he wasn't going to tell Mabel about his time with Vanessa... at least, not yet.

Still, he was certainly going to enjoy his time with Mabel, that much he knew.

(Later)

"All right settle down, settle down!" Merlin called out toward the crowd, "Everyone should have their assigned busses so please approach your bus number and facility chaperone."

Everybody listened up as a lot of people were moving around, looking for the assigned teachers accompanying them on their bus as a lot of people were around, ranging from some interesting team-ups in the facility department, from Julieta and Lumiere, the language teachers, to Humpbert Huntsman and Dr. Penguin (who happened to be a Roger Smith persona), the groundskeeper and school psychologist respectively (leaving Groundskeeper Willie to do the groundskeeping in the school), to Gaston and LeFou (although they were taking a vacation for themselves, leaving Mr. Whiskers to do the janitorial stuff... not that the anthro bunny minded, in fact, he seemed more thrilled about the work...)... mainly, a lot of people were looking around for their teachers for the most part, with Dipper and Wendy looking around, before Dipper spotted Pacifica.

"Hey, Pacifica!" Dipper waved as he noted Pacifica waiting nearby.

"Hey, Dipper." Pacifica sighed as she held her number. "Sorry, but it doesn't look like we're on the same bus!"

"I know, it sucks..." Dipper frowned, before giving a nod. "But at least I'll have Mabel to keep me company... I'm just surprised you got assigned to Professor Wittebane's bus, of all things!"

"Yeah...but.." Pacifica frowned giving him a look feeling oddly defensive and annoyed with his tone, "What's wrong with Professor Wittebane?"

Dipper blinked twice a bit as he bit his lip. "I don't know, it's just... sometimes I just see you looking at him, nervously. I guess I'm just worried about you, that's all."

"O-oh..." Pacifica paused, before giving a sigh. "Don't worry, Dipper. Just because I'm on the same bus as him doesn't mean I have to interact with him. I can probably talk with our music teacher or a few of the other students. Who knows? Maybe I can hang out with someone I know..."

Or hang out with that Willow girl the professor pointed out...a part of her still wondering why she was doing this....why she didn't confess here and now to Dipper what she did...but she shook it off, "Besides I hardly think he'd try anything.."

she added with a smug smirk, "And can you really blame him for looking, I mean..." she gestured toward her body, "Look at me~ I'm practically the hottest girl in school~"

Dipper gave a light chuckle before holding Pacifica and pecking her lips. "You certainly are quite the catch, Paz. Well, I trust you to be okay... and don't worry, I'll be sure to keep an eye on Mabel. Just give me a text and let me know what's going on."

"Oh, I will." Pacifica nodded as she watched Dipper go off as she noted Wendy giving her a small wave and a smirk.

This prompted a glare and middle finger from Pacifica in return as she made no secret since childhood she hated that bitch, and she knew Dipper used to have a crush on her, and sometimes she felt like he still had feelings for her.

But no...no she trusted Dipper...he cared about her...and whatever he had with Wendy was in the past...and that lumberjack bitch just had to accept it. She thought giving one returned glare to Wendy before walking off...she had to get on her bus...and figure out things with Philip...Professor Wittebane.

She...she had to make sure to end this before it escalated....she had to ignore the part of her that couldn't help but think back to that night....the pleasure...and naughty glee at doing it all behind her family and Dipper back (the latter she still felt guilty about.) she had to stay strong. She knew the professor wanted her...she just needed to figure out a way to handle it.

A way....that didn't involve what happen between them getting exposed...her reputation and relationship potentially getting ruined....or the professor getting arrested. She...didn't want him hurt in this....like she said to Dipper could she really blame Philip for desiring her, especially after getting a taste.

Sure he treated that nephew like his harshly....but anyone who her dad disliked couldn't be all bad....right?

Unknown to Pacifica, she had just passed by a family who was talking to each other as the father, a certain religious man with glasses and mustache was looking rather unsure about everything.

"I don't know about this, Maude... are you sure that taking Connie to that devil state can help her?" Ned Flanders frowned as he looked a bit nervous. "It's bad enough I don't trust that headmaster of that school as much as I can throw him, but..." He shut his eyes. "Good lord, the fact I'm even thinking about this is getting me in a tizzy."

Urg what had she ever seen this spineless fool...his wife couldn't help but think before giving her best convincing smile, "Now Neddy I know Florida has a reputation but it's really not that bad. It's a state with beautiful sites, and might be just the environment that Connie needs to vent out all her restrained passion..."

Maude Flanders said placing her hand on Ned's shoulder, "Plus while you may not trust the headmaster, I know you trust me, and I know you trust Philip Wittebane who's chaperoning the trip among the faculty.."

she said giving him a smile, "Well of course I trust Philip Wittebane salt of the Earth that man, and I thank god every day for the miracle that came from him in saving you from that devil cult.." Ned said with a sigh and small smile.

Maude threw a small (but fake) smile as she continued, "Then you have nothing to worry about. He's riding the same bus as me and Connie, and I'm sure he'll be able to keep an eye on us. Besides, this could be my chance to bond with Connie as mother and daughter... and I'm sure you want some more quality time with your sons..."

"But of diddly course!" Ned said with a chuckle. "Rod and Todd have always been quite faithful... and at least I won't have to worry about them being in a sinful state like Florida... actually, I was thinking of taking the boys camping this week... a good camp, of course."

"See doesn't that sound wonderful..." Maude encouraged him with a smirk, "You and boys enjoy the beautiful nature God gave us, while Connie and I bond as mother and daughter, it will be good for all of us.."

"And not to worry we'll be safe as can be under the arms of our Lord and Savior~" Maude said her mind going to her master and not the figure Ned was thinking of, "Alright...I don't like it but I see your point."

He said with a frown but giving an understanding nod, "And maybe this trip might be what the good diddly doctor order for our sweet girl." Ned said with a frown, "I'm honestly starting to worry we'll need to resort to desperate measures to save her soul."

Maude could only give a small giggle as she gave Ned a small side hug. "Don't worry, Neddy, I'm sure by the time we're back, we might learn some new experiences... and maybe Connie will finally understand God's ways..."

"Heh heh, we can only hope." Ned smiled before turning to Connie as he bent down to the girl. "You be good now, okay, Connie?"

"Yeah, yeah.." Connie said distractedly looking among the crowd with a frown barely paying attention to the weird man...it wasn't like he was her real daddy....hopefully after this trip she and mommy could stay with her real daddy.

This caused Ned to frown and give a sigh....hopefully this trip and maybe Philip Wittebane will be able to help straighten out his daughter.

A little bit of a distance away, but not too far from where Doofenshmirtz and Lana were, the two of them were greeting an Asian family as their daughter was bowing a bit towards the two teachers. Keeping a bit of a distance, but at the same time, standing nearby and waiting was none other than the Smith family... or rather, the three members standing together as Steve was looking over and eyeing the pretty raven haired Asian girl in the grey vest, white shirt and red skirt as Steve Smith gave a small sigh.

"Ahhh, Akiko... so lovely, even in appearance..." Steve said as he gave a loving sigh. "Even though we hung out a few times, I still can't help but feel what we had was special..."

Hayley, who was standing next to Steve, scoffed before rolling her eyes. "Oh, please, Steve. I get you and Akiko are good friends, but there is no realistic way that you'll ever score with her."

"Hey, you don't know, Hayley. This could very well be my chance at true love!" Steve smiled as he looked over at Akiko talking with the teachers, before shaking her head a bit and shaking her ass a little. This caught Steve's attention as he couldn't help but imagine him and Akiko sharing the same bed together and sighed.

Hayley shook her head as she put her hand on Steve's shoulder. "Don't act weird, Steve! Mom, Steve's acting weird again!"

However, much to Hayley's notice, Francine wasn't keeping an eye on the kids, but more on the man that was talking to Akiko. She raised an eyebrow in confusion as she asked, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Hm?" Francine blinked as she turned to her kids before giving a cough. "Oh, I was just looking around..."

Of course, Francine was actually keeping an eye on Heinz Doofenshmirtz, clearly remembering her time with him... damn, he may have looked lanky, but she knew deep down, the man was a hunk. What she wouldn't give to be in his bed again... no, no, she couldn't think on that now... the only thing she was relieved about was that her sister, Gwen, was being a chaperone on ANOTHER bus... which so happened to be where Roger was at... in his Dr. Penguin persona, of course... she was relieved that at least BOTH of those options were out of the way.

However, Hayley didn't catch it as she rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say, Mom."

"It's a shame Dad's not here to see us off." Steve sighed as he was looking around.

"Oh, you know him, honey... always busy at the CIA with his work..." Francine said as she took a deep breath before holding her phone and showing the text that said, 'Have fun in FL!'. "At least he gave us a text and wished us well..."

"And actually listened when we told him about the trip." she added with a mutter... honestly, she'd half expected him to not be paying attention and expected to her home with supper waiting when he got off work.

"None the less even if your father isn't willing to take off work this is a chance for us to enjoy a vacation as a family.." Francine said with a smile.

"Urg but mom I was going see if I could protest against some of those wet tv shirt contests teen-tv holds during spring break, it's demeaning to women." Hayley said with a grimace.

"You can always protest later, and honestly don't see how women showing what their mama's gave them is demeaning to them." Francine said with a hand wave.

Hayley frowned a bit as she shook her head. "You just KNOW this school is going to participate in one of those..."

"I wouldn't mind participating in one myself..." Steve said as he was beginning to imagine Akiko and other girls wearing t-shirts that were wet, exposing their breasts... god, he wondered what Akiko's cup size would be... a CC cup, maybe close to a D?

Hayley groaned as she looked over towards the two teachers as she noticed Doofenshmirtz and Lana standing nearby as the two were now talking to Dipper and Wendy, the two of them just arriving. Hayley paused a bit as she gave a small sigh as she stared at Heinz for a moment. Sure, he was a bit weird sometimes, and a little clumsy, but honestly, between him and the big boobed English teacher that was with him... she'd much rather prefer him. Although... she had been meaning to talk with him about some science problems she had... after all, she needed the credit... and Heinz seemed to be the perfect person for it... it wasn't a love thing or anything... after all, she had Jeff...

Yes he was a drop out....who encouraged her to drop out...and wasn't exactly the brightest...but he was sweet and respected her.

She just preferred to stay in school if only to avoid her parents lecturing...and because one teacher actually had a intervention with her and told her he believed in her potential...and she could tell he actually meant it. That professor...Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

She actually liked Professor Doofenshmirtz he was an ice earnest guy, a loving if overeager father, and someone who honestly deserved a break...seriously his backstories were no secret and he could honestly get a good book deal out of his life never mind law suit to child abuse and abandonment against his parents.

Point was he might be a bit geeky like her brother (honestly she could see some shared traits between them.) he was a nice guy, a good teacher, and she actually liked him....as a student! She wasn't one of those dime a dollar morons who fell hard for an older man never mind their teacher thank you very much, "I just hope we walk away from this trip with our dignity."

"I'm sure we'll walk away with more than that, sweetie..." Francine muttered to herself as she kept a close eye on her, then looked over at Heinz.

Of course, Francine wasn't dumb. She could definitely tell that there were small seeds of a crush blossoming on the man that... had helped conceive her son... not that she would care, but... if there was one thing about Francine, she was more than determine to win this competition... she was going to make sure her daughter KNEW exactly who Heinz would rather prefer.

Francine, of course, decided not to worry about that as she turned back and noticed that Dipper and Wendy had left. "Well, come on, kids, let's go over to our group... that should be Mr. Doof and Mrs. Lockhart right over there..."

"Oh ho ho..." Steve chuckled a bit as he noted the rack on Mrs. Lockhart, before shaking his head as he tried to think of Akiko.

Of course, as the three were approaching Heinz and Lana to join with their group, not too far away, Jane was standing next to Perry as the platypus was giving a smile towards Kim Possible and Ron as he tipped his hat.

"Thanks for being part of our ride, Miss Possible, Mr. Stoppable. Like my classroom, I'm sure you'll find the ride comfortable and ready for anything." Perry smiled.

"Oh, no big, Professor Platypus." Kim smiled as she looked over at the tall platypus. "I'm just trying to keep up with grades, that's all."

"Well, welcome aboard, all the same." Perry smiled. "Just stand over there with Vanessa, we're just waiting for a few more."

"No big..." Kim said before walking over and greeting the girl, "Hey Vanessa how you've been?" she asked she and Vanessa didn't usually hang out but they were on friendly terms.

"Eh same ol, same ol, helping dad where I can, thanking the powers above my rep isn't in the toilet from being a teacher's daughter, and dealing with the fact I'm stuck on the bus with dad's girlfriend who's likely going to use this as a excuse to bond." Vanessa said with a shrug and sigh.

"Yeah...that's bound to be awkward.." Ron said with a sympathetic grimace.

"Eh could be worst, as things go I like Miss Porter...but still not sure she's right for dad.." Vanessa said with a frown.

"Well awkward or not this might be a good chance to get to know her more beyond the whole teacher/student angle." Kim said with a comforting smile.

"True.." Vanessa said with a nod before shaking her head, "But how are you guys?" Vanessa asked with arched brow.  "Ron still drooling after that foreign exchange student Yori?"

"Oh come on I don't drool!" Ron protested with a grimace.

Kim frowned a bit as she looked over at Ron. "When he's not studying..."

"Aw, come on, KP!" Ron stammered a bit.

Kim shook her head before giving a groan. "The only thing I hate is having Bonnie on the same bus as me... I looked at the bus assignments we were given and I saw her on the list..."

"Yeah, you just kNOW Bonnie's going to be her usual self." Ron said, lowering his eyelids a bit, before giving a shrug. "But I guess that's what we expect of her, right."

"True Bonnie will be Bonnie.." Kim sighed out.

"If it helps, I'm sure someday she'll meet someone who will put her in her place." Vanessa said with a slight smirk leaving out that Rockwaller was a target on Wittebane's list along with Kim and that little crush of Ron's...sorry Ronny but dad and his friend have you singled out as a beta male so you're not in a good time.

She thought while Kim let out a snort, "Oh that will be the day..." she said with a eye roll and slight smirk of amusement at the thought, and as the three continued their discussion one Ashley Spinelli arrived...and Jane found her eyes honing in on her student...her rather cute...naughty student...who needed a good spanking...wait..what?!

Hey teaches, I'm here..." Spinelli frowned as she flashed her schedule.

Perry looked over as he gave a nod. "Ah, Miss Spinelli. I assume Mr. Detwhiler will catch up in a few minutes?"

"Oh yeah... he's currently saying good-bye to his favorite groundskeeper." Spinelli said as she gave a chuckle.

(Inside the school)

"Ye darn brat!" Groundskeeper Willie was shaking his rake in rage as he was stuck in a finger trap while having a tack on his butt while he was sitting down for a break as T.J. Detwhiler gave a light chuckle.

"I'll miss you too, Willie." T.J. smiled before waving to him as he left.

"Get ye behind back here, Detwhiler! You're going to pay for this!" The yellow skinned groundskeeper shouted out angrily as he waved his fist to curse the leaving boy.

(Back with the others)

"He'll be along in a few minutes..." Spinelli said as she looked over towards Jane, who was staring at her strangely. Spinelli frowned as she stared her. "Yo, Miss Prim and Proper, what's with you?"

"H-huh?" Jane asked, snapping out of it as she gave a sigh. "Now, Miss Spinelli, you know very well my last name is 'Porter'."

"Yeah, yeah Porter, shmorter." Spinelli said with an eye roll, "Honestly if you ask mem you need this vacation because than maybe you and the other teachers will relax a little.  Honestly seems like Doof's the only one who knows how to chill sometimes."

"That's Professor Doofenshmirtz, Miss Spinelli..." Jane sighed out with a shake of her head, "And while the other teachers and i are hoping to relax and have some fun as well, the safety and well being of you and your classmates comes first."

Spinelli just scoffed. "You worry too much. Just let us kids be kids! Honestly, get that stick out of your ass and just enjoy yourself once in a while!"

Jane frowned a bit as the image of her grabbing Spinelli, forcing her on the ground and spanking her ass as her cries was heard ran through her mind... before freezing up. Why did she just think of that image just now? This was her student, for goodness sakes.

Perry coughed a bit as Spinelli turned to him. "I hear you, Platypus man. I'll go over to the others while I wait for T.J."

The girl said already moving to stand with the others as Perry look to Jane who rubbed her eyes, "Don't let her get to you, some students like driving their teachers up the wall...but at the end of the day they're good kids." He said gently squeezing Janes shoulder.

"Yes...you're right..." she nodded trying to distract herself, "If nothing else, perhaps the beach will keep them out of the trouble during this trip." she joked slightly....ideally wondering what kinda swim suit Spinelli had packed and how she looked in it and...what was wrong with her?!

Why was she having these thoughts about such a young girl her student none the less!? She thought as the post hypnotic commands took root and control.

As she worried wondering what was wrong with her more student and chaperone began to arrive.

"Thanks for helping me Chaperone..." Lois Griffin told the short Dog anthro wearing a red shirt, a dark vest and pants.

"No problem Lois, honestly surprised Peter turned down a trip to Florida." Brian said honestly.

"Apparently he caught a bit of a cold.." Lois said back with a shrug.

"Yeah...cold sure.." Meg Griffin said with an eye roll already having a good idea her dad was going to screw around without any of them there.

(Griffin Household)

"Ehh Peter you sure about this?" Quagmire question his neighbor...who was currently dressed up as a knight just like Quagmire both of them riding horses and holding lances outside of the Griffin household, "You kidding this is going to be freaking sweet!"

Peter said with a large eager grin.

"Okay, but don't say we didn't warn you." Quagmire sighed as he readied his lance. "Cleveland, start the timer."

Nearby, the African American man in the yellow shirt gave a nod as he pushed the button on the stopper. "Annnnnnd- go!"

With that, Peter kicked the horse as he started to charge at Quagmire, with the man in the large chin doing the same... but before the horses could get further, one of them tripped over a boulder, causing Peter to point the lance downwards as he vaulted off his horse and was sent flying in the air, letting out a scream before crashing directly into Joe's house.

"PETER! WHAT THE HELL?" Joe's voice was heard in anger as Quagmire stopped and just watched.

"Joe, I'm so sorry-" Peter started.

"WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALWAYS CRASH INTO MY HOUSE WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS?!" Joe shouted back.

Quagmire could only shake his head, knowing that this was going to take a little while.

(Back at the bus stop)

"It's just a shame Chris isn't part of our group." Lois gave a sigh as she looked over to see her son talking to Doofenshmirtz and Mrs. Lockhart as she shook her head. "I was really hoping for the whole family to bond."

"Well, it's not all bad, Lois." Brian said as he gave a look around. "Chris IS growing up, after all, he needs the small independence he can. No need to stretch it any farther."

"I know, but..." Lois groaned as she looked over towards Chris and Mrs. Lockhart smiling towards each other as Lois bit her lip. "He's in the same bus as his favorite college professor, and being the horny kid he is..."

"Come on, Mom, I'm sure Mrs. Lockhart is reasonable, I'm sure she'll straighten him out." Meg said.

"You know, you might be right." Lois sighed as she shook her head. "But I can't help but worry..."

Brian took a deep breath through his nose as he decided to look around. Sure, he was here to help Lois, but another reason to be part of this trip is to pick up a sweet looking girl... sure, he hadn't had any luck in the past what with Jillian and other girls, BUT this time, he knew this was going to be his bounce back! This time, for sure...

Unknown to Brian, not too far away from him, two girls were talking to each other, namely, Andrea and Brandy as the latter was looking down in dissappointment.

"Awww, Andrea, I'm sorry we couldn't bus together." Brandy sighed as she looked down. "I was really looking forward to our next VLog together."

Andrea gave a small sigh. "I was too, but I guess things didn't pan out so well..." She paused, before giving a smile. "On the bright side, Molly's going to be on the same bus as me, and... honestly, I'm actually looking forward to it."

"Yeah? Hoping to win her over, huh?" Brandy smirked, causing the blue haired girl to blush. "Don't act so surprised, girl, like, we all knew you were bi-sexual."

Andrea gave a small blush as she giggled, before giving a nod. "Well, you pegged me pretty well. And best of all, Molly told me she's going to have her mom with her to chaperone, so if it's just me with those two, I think I'll be okay. It would have been better if we had Libby as well, but she's on a different bus altogether."

"Well, don't worry. At least you're getting alone time with Molly, I think that's more than enough." Brandy smiled as she gave a sigh. "You're a lucky girl to have an eye on someone like her..."

"I certainly am..." Andrea smiled before spotting Molly and Sharon arriving to where Doofenshmirtz and Mrs. Lockhart were. "Oh, there's my group. I'll give you a call later, okay?"

"Okay, bestie! See you later!" Brandy smiled as she waved towards Andrea as the rich girl walked over towards the mom and daughter pairing.

With that, Brandy gave a nod as she pulled out her bus number and assigned teachers. "Okay, who was I supposed to bus with..."

Though as she looked down at the list she didn't notice where she was walking and accidentally walked straight into Brian Griffin tripping.

"Urg ow! Hey watch it!" Brandy said with an annoyed growl sitting herself up to glare at the jerk who pushed her.

"Me? you walked straight into....me." Brian said angrily at first before trailing off as he got a look at Brandy.

"O-oh!" Brian paused as he looked over at her slender body. "M-my fault, I didn't see it coming..."

"Oh. Well, you should have." Brandy frowned as she looked over the small dog.

"You're right, I should of.." Brian agreed nodding rapidly while licking his lips...she was young...but wow...what a looker, "Just got distracted assuring my friend that her husband and youngest would be okay while we're chaperoning the trip."

He said before shaking his head. "but i'm still being rude, i'm Brain Griffin let me help you up.." he said pushing himself up and offering a hand to a frowning Brandy.

"Well, at least you're willing to admit when you're in the wrong.." she said with a huff, "And you said Brian Griffin?" She asked with a frown,

"Yeah you heard of me?" Brian asked with a smile, "I'm assuming you've probably read my book..."

He held out his hand, "Wish It, Want It, Do It." He said bringing his hand back into a close fist on the last words while Brandy gave him a confused look.

"Noooo....actually you're on my assigned bus seat." she said holding up the paper.

"Oh? I mean oh!" Brian at first disappointed quickly change his tune, "Well that's great do you need any help getting onto the bus, I'd be happy to carry any luggage you have."

He said with a slight wag of his tail, "Anything to make up for that little accidental trip." He said with a forced laugh already planning on doing what he could to sit next to this girl through the entire trip to Florida and with any luck by the time they hit the state he'd be making this a vacation this sexy bitch would never forget~

Meanwhile, not too far away, we see Philip standing next to Ariel as the two of them were talking to an anthro lioness wearing a red hoodie and red sweat pants as she gave a smile towards the two.

"Again, I can't thank you enough for letting me chaperone this trip." Nala smiled. "With Simba on a trip with his buddies and our other son, Kion, I figured going with Kiara and Vitani would be the best thing I needed."

"Believe me, Nala, it's our pleasure." Ariel giggled a bit as she looked over to see Melody talking with Kiara. "I'm happy you decided to help chaperone the event."

"Believe me it's no problem, I honestly could use the break, plus like all the other parents here I'm excited to take the chance to bond with my daughter.." Nala said with a smile that Ariel returned.

"I know, while I'll still have my duties as a teacher I'm excited to enjoy Florida with Melody." Ariel said with a giggle, while leaving out particular things she was looking forward to doing with Melody and their new shared master~ What happen last night was such a rush....yet she couldn't find any regret...she knowingly allowed her daughter to be defiled...embraced Philip Wittebane as his true murderous cult leader self...the same cult leader her husband had been so determined to bring to justice...and she only felt euphoria~

"I quite agree. It's only a shame that not all parents share the same opinion." Philip said with a mock sigh of regret, "Which reminds me, how is Vitani doing?" he asked looking toward Nala with a concerned expression, "I try to be there for my students as a teacher but I can't even begin to understand what she's going through."

He said with a mournful sigh, "Her own mother snapping like that after police got evidence of her criminal actions...and poor Nuka and Kovu caught in the crossfire."

Nala paused before giving a sigh. "Honestly, things could be better. Vitani has long accepted us into our fold, but she's not really opening up to anyone other than me, Simba and Kiara. Kion on occasion, but only because she likes the little guy."

The lioness then held her head. "And Simba and I both love her, but she has really been acting out quite a lot... rented a motorcycle, started to drive around... we're being patient with her, but it's going to be quite a while before she opens up to anyone else."

"Well, at least you're taking good care of her." Ariel smiled as she patted her friend on the shoulder.

"Thank you. Goodness knows I'm trying my best." Nala sighed a bit.

"If you want I could try to speak to her." Philip said with his best comforting grin, "I'm no Dr. Penguin, but I could perhaps help her open up and vent to someone less involved in the situation."

He said putting as much sympathy as he could in his voice....while holding back a smirk. As truthfully he had a hand in the incident with Zira he merely wanted the lioness outed the way as a means to gain greater leverage over her daughter, and also as a way to eliminate a potential loose end that the original Philip had done business with as Belos.

With Zira making excellent business in trafficking all sorts of things weapons, drugs, people, etc...admittedly her original business took a hit after the death of her original sponsor/lover Scar. As well as faced some heat public wise do to Scars conspiracy to claim the Prideland forturne through the murders of his brother and sister in law as well as his nephew getting exposed.

Nala paused, before giving a sigh. "I guess I can get Vitani over to you, Mr. Wittebane, but I should warn you, she probably won't open up to you... at least, not right away."

The lioness paused as she looked over at Melody and Kiara, who were talking to each other and giggling with glee. Not too far away from them were Connie and Maude, the latter of which was staring angry glares at a rather nervous Asian black haired woman in a pink sweater vest over a green shirt and blue jeans, all the while keeping a young woman close to her, an Asian girl with black pigtails wearing a purple dress. All the while, Willow was sitting next to Pacifica and another girl with a blue jacket, lime green blouse and a yellow shirt as she simply yawned a bit and stretched. And standing near the corner was a punk lion girl wearing black biker-like clothing as she seemed to be pretty isolated from everyone else. Nala could only give a sigh before turning back to Philip and Ariel.

"I just want her to open up a little more to other people. Simba and I both love Vitani, but we really want her to be a little more social, you know? And if you think you can help out..." Nala sighed. "Then it'd be a major help for the Prideland family."

"I promise you, I'll do my best my dear." Philip said with a smile toward Nala, "I realize the Prideland family and I likely have rocky history, so allow me to help make amends for the past by helping give Vitani the future she deserves."

He said with Nala giving him a grateful sympathetic look, "You know that neither Simba or I hold Scar's actions against you." she said to him with a firm tone as Philip gave a wince.

"None the less...he was a man I once called friend...I thought something was off...but I told myself it was just my imagination...if I hadn't so much tragedy could have been averted." he said with a sigh as Ariel squeezed his shoulder.

Ariel gave a warm smile towards Philip. "You're a good man, Philip..."

Philip couldn't help but give a smile back as Nala gave a nod.

"Anyway, were Kiara, Vitani and I the last people to come here?" Nala asked as she looked over at the group.

"Actually, we're just waiting on two more." Ariel said as she noted Philip giving her the eyes to lead Nala away and get the other members of the group. "But I'm sure Philip can handle them. Why don't I just lead you to the other girls?"

"That would be nice." Nala smiled as Ariel took her over to where the other adults were.

By that time, Philip was checking his list and pausing, before giving a smirk to himself. The last people on his list were CERTAINLY taking their sweet time...

And speaking of sweet time, from a distance, the man could see the familiar sight of a yellow buck-toothed country boy hurringly holding the hand of a purple skinned older woman in a pink shirt and purple pants as the two came up.

"Phew... made it..." The young boy said as he looked up. "Sorry we're late, Mr. Wittebane, we... lost track of time..."

"Saying good-bye to Cricket's family, trying to get our stuff packed..." The purple skinned girl listed, before giving a blush as she started to speak. "Making sure that the 'tube' was 'clean'..."

The young boy, Cricket, smirked at that before looking up. "Ah hope Gloria and Ah didn't miss anything."

"Not at all but you're cutting it a bit close." Philip said with a sigh arching a brow. "Any longer and we'd have been forced to leave you two behind personal fondness or not."

He added as the two gave sheepish winces and smiles toward the professor, "none the less I can hardly blame you for getting...distracted." He said with a amused chuckle, "And I do hope can count on you two to not only have fun this trip but assist me and other teachers like Professor Doofenshimirtz.."

He added with a hidden look of meaning to the two as they gave nods in understanding...after all this wasn't just another chaperone and student...but much like Phineas and Stacy members and followers of the Heralds of the Titan.

Cricket smirked upon hearing that. "Oh, no, no problem at all. Matter of fact, I'm just as eager to help you and Professor Doof out in anyway possible..."

After all he owed a lot to the man in front of him, who took him under his wing and even helped him get even with that jerk Chip Whistler who tried to run his family out of town. But also opened his eyes to what being a man really meant, and why his dad and mom weren't quite together anymore.

Don't get him wrong he loved his dad he was a hard worker and farmer who did his best to raise him and Tilly, but he was so set in his ways, hardly knew how to have fun, and wasn't what you'd call assertive.

Professor Wittebane showed how a real man took control and were willing to do anything to achieve their goals, helped him realize how much his cunning nature was a gift that could be used for more than just pranks.

And also helped him see the feelings and desires he had for Gloria...and helped him claim her as his.

"Yeah we're always willing to do our part to help." Gloria said with her own smirk...she knew the situation never mind relationship she was in was beyond fucked up.

She knew the man in front of her was a cult leader more than that a cult leader believed dead and a committed murderer and rapist many times over. She knew what Cricket had done to her was wrong, that their relationship was wrong, but...age gap or not....kid or not...she loved Cricket.

He was a animal in the sack and....he made her feel loved...he cared about and helped her achieve her dream of opening up her own coffee shop...every moment spent with Cricket felt more fuifilling than any past relationship.

And both of them enjoyed being part of the Heralds of the Titan....they felt like they belonged to something that matter...and the other members that had been recruited so far....they felt like true friends and family.

So if their leader and his friend were eager to recruit or claim more members....they'd both play their part,"I'm happy to hear that.."

Philip said gesturing toward the bus, "Now come along now, we'll be leaving shortly."

Cricket and Gloria gave their nods as they followed Philip to the bus, with Merlin's voice calling out,

"Attention all, if your group is in, you may now proceed inside. We'll be departing soon! Yes, everything should be in order. And remember, the buses are a lot more roomier on the inside than they are on the outside, so think of it as... oh ho ho, well, you'll all see as you get in." Merlin chuckled.

Over at Doofenshmirtz and Lana's end, Lana paused as she and Heinz were counting everyone... there was Akiko sitting to the side... there were Francine, Hayley and Steve sitting next to each other, with Francine keeping a close eye on Heinz... there were Dipper, Mabel and Wendy, with Dipper and Wendy talking to each other and Mabel looking over at Heinz, secretly holding a 'heart' like symbol... there was Andrea Davenport and Molly McGee talking eagerly as Sharon was taking a deep breath, wondering how to approach her subject... then again, she'd have to wait for the right time... and then, of course, there was three girls, along with a beautiful Hawaiian girl as the the three were looking up. The first was a beautiful young girl wearing a red mumu with red feathers, the second was a blonde haired woman wearing a blue dress and a white pinafore, and the final girl was a brown haired young lady wearing a light blue dress.  Nearby the three was an adult Hawaiian girl, Nani Pelekai, who was busy keeping an eye on the girl in the red mumu and the two friends. (Lilo, Alice and Wendy) Not too far away from them was Chris Griffin, who gave a nod towards Lana, with Lana giving a nod back.

"All right, all right, do we have everyone here?" Heinz asked as he looked around, before giving a nod. "Okay, then, into the bus, everyone. We've got a long trip ahead of us, so, let's get a little comfortable, shall we?"

"Follow us, everybody." Lana called out as she and Heinz entered the bus first, with the others quickly following.

"All right we'll be doing a last minute check on all the buses and after that we'll be heading out..." Merlin called out to all the buses while heading toward his own, "Hopefully everyone's arrived, because i'm afraid we can't delay for any stragglers..."

He added entering his own bus while on Heinz's Bus...

"Hey this seat taken?"

The teacher found himself blinking as Mabel quickly launched herself to the seat beside him as he took his own seat.

Heinz rolled his eyes a bit before giving a small smirk. "Just don't try anything funny now, need to get comfortable after all..."

"You got it." Mabel said as she gave a small gleeful giggle. Thankfully for her, Dipper and Wendy didn't notice a thing, or if they did, they figured it was just Mabel being Mabel.

All the while, Perry and Jane were counting up everyone on the bus that they had, including Meg, Lois and Brian, Spinelli and TJ. Vanessa, Kim and Ron were sitting on one end, with a girl glaring at Kim sitting on the other end, and Brandy talking to a large anthropomorphic fly in rocker clothes, and not too far away were three familiar yellow skinned characters, an older woman with a green dress and a long blue hair that stood up, a spiky haired blonde yellow skinned boy wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts, a spiky haired blond haired young lady wearing a red dress, and finally, sitting next to the yellow skinned boy was a raven haired yellow skinned girl wearing a purple buttoned up shirt and a pink skirt, as she seemed to be smirking towards the young yellow skinned boy.

"...and the Simpsons kids... and miss Lovejoy." Perry counted, before turning towards Jane. "I think we have everyone."

"Good." Jane gave a sigh of relief as she gave a call. "Now, sit tight everyone, we'll be moving pretty soon..."

Everyone at that looked excited but Brian had his eyes on the dog girl Brandy a bit disappointed he wasn't sitting next to her but resolving to do his best to change that and make his move.

Some might call it scummy eying a teenager like this and to that he said age was but a number when it came to love, and if they still had a problem with it he had two words...FUCK YOU! He'd get with who he wanted to you judgemental pricks!

And with that, outside the school, all the buses that were occupied were all activated as they started to drive off, with a lot of the people who weren't going staying behind and waving good-bye to the others, with some looking out of their respective buses and waving back. Indeed, it looked like it was going to be quite a trip...

And during this bus trip, both Doofenshmirtz and Philip were going to take full advantage in their own way... and with Vanessa helping out on the inside of another bus, perhaps they can persuade a few others...