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DANDY'S WORLD CHATFIC!!

Summary:

poppy makes a dandy's world groupchat, things happen I guess

(DISCONTINUED!)

Notes:

not adding yatta bc I hate her with a passion don't come at me

Chapter 1: the begining of chaos (as always)

Chapter Text

poprocks! has added boxxy, SKRAPZ, and 20 others to THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS

 

sweettea has come online.

 

boxxy has come online.

 

sherlockholmes has come online.

 

bittercoffee has come online.

 

boxxy: new groupchat?

 

poprocks!: YES!!

 

bittercoffee: this is stupid

 

sherlockholmes: You're stupid.

 

bittercoffee: youre gay.

 

boxxy: what's with the username?

 

bittercoffee: me and teagan are matching

 

poprocks!: ofc you are

 

bittercoffee: ok so what does that mean.

 

sweettea: I JUST WOKE UP SHUT UP

 

bittercoffee: just mute the group

 

sweettea: no.

 

bittercoffee: I understand queen

 

boxxy: the glaze goes crazy

 

boxxy: also, what do you mean you just woke up? it's like 2 in the afternoon

 

sweettea: I need sleep too yk

 

sherlockholmes: I'm at glistens house currently, not on the topic of the discussion, just wanted to share.

 

sweettea: railing him aren't you

 

bittercoffee: oh.

 

sherlockholmes: Respectfully, what the frick.

 

boxxy: oh gee willikers....

 

poprocks!: 'oh gee willikers' yeah sybau 'thats a real kneeslapper!' ahh response

 

sherlockholmes: My daughter is in this groupchat by the way.

 

bittercoffee: yikes.

 

bittercoffee has removed magic8ball from THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS

 

cosmicbrownie has come online.

 

FABULOUS has come online.

 

poprocks!: as soon as glisten came online the bagels I'm eating have become at least 86% zestier just from his mere presence.

 

FABULOUS: honestly valid.

 

cosmicbrownie: DUDE IM BAKING WITH SPROUT RN AND HE JS GOT FLOUR ALL OVER MY FRICKING PHONE

 

bittercoffee: dude Rodger lowkee has a gyatt

 

FABULOUS: RIGHT???

 

cosmicbrownie: oh so we're just ignoring me now. ok. I get it. no, no, I get it. heh... I guess I deserve it.

 

sherlockholmes: What is a gyatt?

 

bittercoffee: nothing

 

sherlockholmes: Good grief.

 

cosmicbrownie: bro ur not Saiki

 

bittercoffee: kys

 

sherlockholmes: I'll never understand what any of you are saying.

 

poprocks!: GOOD.

 

nightlight has come online.

 

VEE has come online.

 

goober has come online.

 

nightlight: jelqing rn

 

bittercoffee has removed nightlight from THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS.

 

poprocks! has added nightlight to THE TWENTY-THREE TWIZZLERS.

 

bittercoffee: dude this gc name is TRASH

 

poprocks!: I'll find you.

 

bittercoffee has changed the group chat name to 22 shades of gay

 

bittercoffee: we don't even have 23 members poppy. we removes toodles

 

poprocks!: oh right

Chapter 2: 22 SHADES OF GAY

Summary:

boxten bullyism and stupid shit

Notes:

OK SO ME AND MY FRIEND GROUP HAS THIS INSIDE JOKE WHERE BOXTEN IS HOMOPHOBIC SO IF U SEE BOXTEN BE HOMOPHOBIC ITS NORMAL IN MY HEAD AND HES PROBABLY JUST JOKING

Chapter Text

SKRAPZ has come online.

 

cleanfreakxx has come online.

 

`BERRY` has come online.

 

boxxy has come online.

 

gamblegamble has come online.

 

gamblegamble: hittin the casino rn

 

SKRAPZ: how much money have you lost

 

gamblegamble: none

 

 

 

gamblegamble: 40 dollars

 

cleanfreakxx: Gigi!! gambling isn't good!! ;-; you could seriously hurt your bank account, you know! and it could become an addiction faster than you lost those 40 dollars ~_~

 

`BERRY`: she's already addicted

 

gamblegamble: I just keep winning!

 

gamblegamble: I lied right when I sent that I lost 20

 

`BERRY`: sigh

 

gamblegamble has gone offline.

 

SKRAPZ: we should all sign a petition to get gigi sent to rehab

 

cleanfreakxx: noo! >-< I couldnt bare to not talk to Gigi while she's in rehab!! >:(

 

`BERRY`: if you keep using emoticons I'm gonna tie the noose

 

boxxy: good

 

`BERRY`: shut up ur fat

 

SKRAPZ: clocked

 

cleanfreakxx: guysss!! be nice to each other!! also, sprout, you shouldn't make jokes like that, it's seriously insensitive! :(

 

 

 

cosmicbrownie has come online.

 

`BERRY`: *slowly unties the noose*

 

SKRAPZ: glazer

 

boxxy: you're gay

 

SKRAPZ: so are you

 

boxxy: doxxed.

 

cosmicbrownie has changed boxxy's username to homophobic box

 

`BERRY`: I love you

 

cosmicbrownie: doxxed.

 

`BERRY` has gone offline.

 

bittercoffee has come online.

 

cosmicbrownie: listening to radiohead rn and its lwk fire

 

SKRAPZ: ewww emo ewwww

 

cleanfreakxx has gone offline.

 

mooncake⋆｡°✩ has come online.

 

dandacious has come online.

 

SKRAPZ: ofc they come online at the same time

 

bittercoffee: astro more like gyatt

 

mooncake⋆｡°✩: what

 

bittercoffee: gyattstro

 

(author: if any of you get that reference marry me)

 

mooncake⋆｡°✩: I would go offline but the author wants astro talk time

 

dandacious: what

 

bittercoffee: schizophrenia

 

SKRAPZ has gone offline.

 

bittercoffee has gone offline.

 

dandacious has gone offline.

 

mooncake⋆｡°✩ has gone offline.

 

cosmicbrownie has gone offline.

Chapter 3: chaos

Summary:

i hate writing chapter summaries I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

Notes:

HGRHAJHGTHJHG listening to uh I think trees(?) by mccafferty and oml I love it sm its so ME RAHH

I AM HIDING IN THE CLOSET BUT IM NOT A FAGGOT MY FRIENDS NEVER FOUND OUT MY MOM WAS A CRHISTIAN MY DAD IS AN ALCHIE I BET THAT HE KILLS ME I DONT KNOW WHAT GOD THINKS BUT GOD DO YOU LOVE ME🔥🔥🔥🔥

Chapter Text

flipperz has come online.

 

SHELLY has come online.

 

bird has come online.

 

Loo has come online.

 

RND has come online.

 

bird: this is so flashy🔥🔥

 

Loo: we havent even said anything in this gc yet, flutter. and also why did you just turn into tengen from demon slayer

 

flipperz: "flashy" yeah sybau

 

bird: wtf is demon slayer

 

Loo: yo... don't let me catch you bruh...

 

RND: see if I snuck up in your room, touch you while you sleep, would you act surprised, like you didn't know it was me?

 

SHELLY: yo what.... is this razzle or dazzle talking....

 

RND: razzle

 

SHELLY: yeah checks out

 

VEE has come online.

 

SKRAPZ has come online.

 

Loo: ofc they come online at the same time

 

SHELLY: is that a throwback to last chapter

 

VEE: kys

 

SKRAPZ: yes maam

 

RND: stfu u goon

 

bird: like you dont

 

bird has changed RND's username to toritsukacore

 

VEE: I thought you hated anime

 

bird: I do but the author watches it

 

SKRAPZ: ??

 

bird: nothing

 

SHELLY: kys kys kys touch yourself kys kys

 

bird: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

 

VEE: valid crashout

 

Loo: dude you're literally watching fgteev stfu

 

VEE has gone offline.

 

toritsukacore: yo...

 

 

Chapter 4: chapter 4

Summary:

scraps is a fatass

Notes:

I might add some angsty(?) shit in here like discrimination or whatever

ALSO ME AND MY FRIENDGROUP HAVE THIS INSIDE JOKE WHERE SHRIMPO IS RACIST PLS ITS LIKE THE HOMOPHOBIC BOXTEN BIT ITS JUST AN INSIDE JOKE I SWEAR I SWEAR

Chapter Text

SKRAPZ has come online.

 

goober has come online.

 

flipperz has come online.

 

bittercoffee has come online.

 

SKRAPZ: at a buffet with vee rn

 

bittercoffee: nobody gaf

 

SKRAPZ: shut up youre gay

 

bittercoffee: youre japanese AND transgender choose struggle vro

 

SKRAPZ: YOU LITERALLY GREW UP IN THE HOOD SYBAU YOU CANT BE TALKING AND ALSO YOURE LITERLLY TRANS

 

bittercoffee: I DIDNT GROW UP IN THE HOOD? IM SOMALI NOT A HOOD-DWELLER YOU DOGEATER

 

SKRAPZ has gone offline.

 

goober: yo leave my sister alone what did she do to you

 

flipperz: shrimpo ur not even being funny anymore its just rude atp

 

bittercoffee: she called me gay AND she said I'm from the hood JUST BECAUSE IM BROWN 💔💔

 

goober: ur discriminating against her too yk more so than she did😭😭

 

VEE has come online.

 

VEE: Shrimpo.

 

bittercoffee has gone offline.

 

goober: all bark no bite smh

 

flipperz: BEAT HIS ASS VEE

 

VEE has gone offline.

 

flipperz: I mean we still cant ignore that scraps was being kind of rude as well

 

goober: you're right, but i'll still defend her

 

flipperz has gone offline.

 

goober: @everyone come back I'm all alone💔💔

 

sherlockholmes has come online.

 

toritsukacore has come online.

 

dandacious has come online.

 

FABULOUS has come online.

 

nightlight has gone online.

 

sherlockholmes: Why is Shrimpo so unhinged today?

 

nightlight: seriously what is going on

 

toritsukacore: teagans been ignoring him, that might be some of the reason

 

dandacious: does anyone know why?

 

FABULOUS: BECAUSE SHES SICK.

 

toritsukacore: you cant be serious. shrimpos mad... because teagan's sick?

 

FABULOUS: YES. she hasn't had the energy to charge her phone either which is why shes never online.

 

sherlockholmes: That's stupid. Also why is Shrimpo hating on Scraps for being transgender? Isn't he transgender, and isn't Teagan also transgender?

 

dandacious: because he doesn't know how to insult people

 

nightlight: is he sped

 

FABULOUS: possibly

 

toritsukacore: I'm sped

 

sherlockholmes: No you're not.

 

toritsukacore: you right

 

nightlight: STOP BEINF SO SERIOUS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SILLY

 

FABULOUS: yeah rodger stop being so serious

 

sherlockholmes: Okay.

 

FABULOUS: wait what

 

dandacious has gone offline.

 

nightlight: dude I wanna say a slur so bad

 

toritsukacore: do it you wont

 

nightlight: dude I'm white and cis I'm an npc IM A STARTER CHARACGTER I CANT SAY SLURS

 

FABULOUS: fag fag fag

 

sherlockholmes: Fag?

 

nightlight: can rodger even say that

 

FABULOUS: yes

 

sherlockholmes: Wait what does fag mean?

 

FABULOUS: uhhh its a definition for you

 

toritsukacore: u cant be talking glisten

 

FABULOUS: fag.

 

toritsukacore: aw shucks

Chapter 5: capr 5

Summary:

mr president behind you

Notes:

im so bored oh my god i dont wanna do this today i think i might go an a hiatus i am so burnt out from doing literally nothing i dont think im a good enough writer for ts i should probably js quit atp rip bestie

Chapter Text

cleanfreakxx has come online.

 

homophobicbox has come online.

 

sherlockholmes has come online.

 

FABULOUS has come online.

 

homophobicbox: g-guys....

 

FABULOUS: what

 

homophobicbox: am i still loved and appreciated

 

sherlockholmes: No, not really. You're homophobic.

 

homophobicbox has gone offline.

 

cleanfreakxx: what did I miss?

 

FABULOUS: not much

 

cleanfreakxx: by the way, Glisten! Scraps told me to tell you that she's burning your leg warmer collection if you don't get rid of the shrine. Not too sure what 'the shrine' is but she told me that it's bad.

 

FABULOUS: tell her that i told you to tell her that she can burn in hell with my leg warmers because the shrine will live on.

 

sherlockholmes: I must say, I'm curious as to what this 'shrine' is.

 

SKRAPZ has come online.

 

SKRAPZ: GLISTEN YOU CAN BURN IN HELL FOR BEING GAY

 

FABULOUS: HYPOCRITE

 

sherlockholmes: Again, what is the shrine?

 

SKRAPZ: well wouldnt YOU like to know??

 

sherlockholmes: Yes, that is why I asked.

 

FABULOUS: DO NOT.

 

SKRAPZ: rodger what im about to tell you may change the course of you and glisten's future together.

 

FABULOUS: THEN DONT TELL HIM

 

sherlockholmes: I am actually quite confused.

 

SKRAPZ: glisten practices in what he calls a 'roligion' or a 'relodger'. need i say more?

 

sherlockholmes has gone offline.

 

FABULOUS: smh u always scaring the huzz away

Chapter 6: sex suex six

Summary:

I hate kids

Notes:

thong of the day: sex for homework - msi

haha totally didn't forget Abt this fic!!!!!!

sweats

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

evryone onrline or whatever

 

FABULOUS: oingo boingo hate is so forced smh

bittercoffee: bitch ur music taste is so random

dandacious: shrimpo rn:

bittercoffee: smh u always hating

mooncake⋆｡°✩: SPEAK FOR URSELF

cleanfreakxx: yeah shrimpo you are kinda mean

bittercoffee: no shit gng<3

sherlockholmes: die

goober: hey that's mean

sherlockholmes: sorry

goober: its ok

skrapz: yo how abt y'all stop e-dihsucking and lock in 

vee: IM CRYING YALL NEED TO STOP W THE EMOJIS

skrapz: smd

vee: ofc twin 

fuck I need to stop I need to be nonchalant

sweetea: IM GOONA CUUUUUUAAGAHHAGAHHHHHHH

AAAAUuuAUYA

DUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGAJHA

bittercoffee: that's kinda real

sherlockholmes: yeah ts is my 14th reason

loo:

bird: oh so we're image sharing now

flipperz:

rnd:

mooncake⋆｡°✩: PACK IT UP GNG.

cleanfreakxx: MY EYESSSSS MY EYESSSSS

goober: AAAAAA WHAT THE FUKC

dandacious: OH MY GOD.

sherlockholmes: 15TH REASON JUST DROPPED

FABULOUS: GOODNIGHT.

Notes:

sorry the last two images didn't load properly m too lazy to fix it

Chapter 7

Summary:

its filthy disgusting so ugly im sure i'm ugly disgusting and filthy for sure

Notes:

images aren't working loading properly sooooo fuck ao3 and no more images

Chapter Text

i have 69 notifs on yt

 

nice

 

aeryone anfoline

 

rnd: goon sesh pov

shit

i forgot

we cant add images anymore

bc ao3 is stupid

loo: honestly good for us idk what diabolical thing u were about to senf

rnd: its that one scene of leorio and kurapika looking at eachother like they're abt to jerk eachuother off

bird: great<3

cosmicbrownie: the author forgot I existed

poprocks!: yea me too ur not special gang

nightlight: I havent been mentioned since chapter one I think

`BERRY`: so what did iiiii what what did I miss miss what did iiiii miss 23 shades of gay I wanna give u a kiss... I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies I guess I basically missed the late 80's

gamblegamble: ur not thomas jefferson gangalang

`BERRY`: YES I AM

loo: "IM A EAGLE." vibes

bird: cawwww

loo: cawwww

sherlockholmes: I hate being an oldgen bc what r y'all yapping abt

poprocks!: watch hamilton unc

sherlockholmes: ogay

nightlight: gay

cosmicbrownie: gay!

`BERRY`: we need to change the groupchat name

 

gamblegamble has changed the groupchat name to WHOREHOUSE (nsfw edition)

 

gamblegamble: cums

loo: good enough

flipperz: woah I exist I forgot

poprocks!: good4u twin

shelly: daddy's home. home for y'all.

`BERRY`: SHELLYYYYYY

nightlight: SHELLLLLYYYYYYY :D

poprocks!: HI SHELLY

gamblegamble: does anyone hate shelly like I feel like shes one of those people that loves everyone and nobody hates

cosmicbrownie: yeah no Shelly's a very uh biased topic

I just know I'm not using that word correctly.

fuck.

dandacious: I HATE shelly.

shelly: aw man

gamblegamble: GET OUT DANDY.

 

nightlight has removed dandacious from the groupchat

 

`BERRY`: it had to be done.

poprocks!: *wipes a tear from my eye* sacrifices must be made...

gamblegamble: y'all dramatic asf stfu

`BERRY`: ok.

Chapter 8: ate

Summary:

sighhh

Notes:

IM TIRED OF UPDATING THIS FIC, GRANDPA.

WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!!!!!

short asl chapter

Chapter Text

everyine online

 

loo: dawg I cant do ts anymore

`berry`: noo don't kill yourself you're too sexy aha

cleanfreakxx: m-my gaydar! it's pointing at... sprout!

cosmicbrownie: I will fucking punt you.

bittercoffee: damn

sweettea: damn

bittercoffee: omg jinx haha you owe me a kiss😂😂

sweettea: fuck off

bittercoffee: yes maam

sherlockholmes: damn

fabulous: damn OH WE JINXED TOTALLY ACCIDENTLY YOU OWE ME A KISS

sherlockholmes: shut the hell up.

fabulous: aw man

poprocks!: why are all of you gay

bird: why are you braindead

poprocks!: that was uncalled for

vee: fuck you poppy

poprocks!: WHY DOES EERYONE HATE ME

skrapz: oh hey we haven't added dandy back yet

vee: scraps I love you but SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skrapz: ok I get it jeez

fabulous: "jeez" 💔

skrapz: "💔" bro is not shakespear

fabulous: "is" br is nt shkspear

skrapz: "is" br s nt shkspr

fabulous: "br" "s" "nt" b n skspr

skrapz: "b" "n" "skspr" skr

sherlockholmes: bro 💔

Chapter 9: nine... nine/eleven... (not a chapter)

Summary:

NOT A CHAPTER

Chapter Text

hi!

just wanted to let you all know that i won't be updating this fic anymore.

i quit roblox due to its inablilty to take care of it's situation in a proper manner, which means i will no longer be promoting roblox or any roblox games, which means discontinuing this fic.

im sorry to anyone who was hooked on this fic, maybe one day ill come back, but i doubt it.

thank you for reading! you may check out my other fics if you'd still like to read my chatfics, ill soon be making a hamilton and a my hero academia chatfic, so stay tuned..