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Ushijima: I miss my double dates w Iwaizumi and Oikawa☹️
Tendou: PLEASE MY OPT GET BACK TOGETHER
Kunimi: Imagine how we feel
Hanamaki: Kunimi my they/them kid ik it’s hard that your mom and dad are getting divorced and..it’s 100% you’re fault.
Matsukawa: she got she got away😞 SHE GOT AWAY.
Kageyama: wait Kunimi is a they/them
Kindaichi: Yes my partner is a they/them D the fuck? Got an issue?
Kageyama: ??? Ofc not? I js didn’t know
Asahi: bro fell for the ragebait
Nishinoya: Papi…come back to bed😝
Oikawa: Cheers! To having standards and self respect.
Iwaizumi; smth you clearly didn’t have
Atsumu: pls I don’t like this😖 stop being bitter exes
Oikawa: I clearly have standards since I broke up w ur ass
Iwaizumi: I broke up with YOU.
Oikawa; yeah bc ur a cheating hoe loser.
Yahaba: STOP FIGHTING PLS I CANT HANDLE IT
Yamaguchi: My throat hurts so badly
Hinata: same! But for other reasons.
Sugawara: god I love my adhd and autistic sons.
Kuroo: I love my autistic bf🥹
Kenma: bitch who? Tf? Stop lying on my name
Fukunaga; Don’t be lying on my bmffl
Kenma; and then there were two
Fukunaga: Nobody likes us the 2 bitches r left🤣
Hinata; went to go over yams house and I heard Tsukishima giving it to him at an insane rate
Sugawara: Huh? What? Oh! Hehe..ok!
Atsumu: a bleach and tone? Like a BLEACH AND TONE. A BLEACH AND TONE???
Suna: dttm I’m listening to sienna☹️
Hanamaki: stop I’m gonna throw up😪
Tanaka; Sienna would've been cute!!
Goshiki: Sienna is so iwaoi coded
Sugawara; this is gore of my comfort character😣
Kyoutani: with a temper like you🤢
Bokuto; run around like you😢
Akaashi: STOP IT STOP IT MY HEART HURTS
Oikawa: my asshole hurts I’m shitting so hard
Shirabu: way to ruin the moment.
Atsumu: sing to all her pets in the way I did😔
Sakusa: don’t make fight you.
Kita; Sienna is for all the couples who never got to have kids☺️
Aran: white Ferrari better
Kenma: but it should’ve been me?
Yaku: IM SORRY IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
Lev: Yaku is a big mitski!
Yamamoto; hey bud? What does that mean
Yaku: I’m creaming.
Asahi: I can’t listen to sad music or I cry😊
Daichi: listen to sienna! It’s a really cute song!!!
Iwaizumi: dont make me fight ur ass
Matsukawa: No that song was literally made for them.