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shadowsun: i was hunting earlier and a twig broke and i got really scared and it reminded me of those 'if you flinch at the gunshot, you have PTSD...' tiktoks
shadowsun: anyway good morning guys !!!!
Featherstep: Excuse me can we unpack this
Acornclove: no we can't unpack it actually
shadowsun: ladies ladies
shadowsun: im tryna do my work here leave me alone type shit
Featherstep: Please be quiet
shadowsun: somsetimes o wonder if sometimess u know you exist
Featherstep: Obviously i do?? I'm here right now, am I not...?
shadowsun: you literally dont have any hobbies besides hunting which might just be the fault of our creator
Featherstep: Look so hunting keeps the clan safe
shadowsun: shove it,, you fucking hated doing tick duty as an appretice fym you care abt clan duties
Featherstep: ''as an apprentice'' You can see that's in the past tense
shadowsun: still bro
Featherstep: What are our names now?
shadowsun: featherpaw and shadowpaw.........
Featherstep: You wish.
Featherstep: Further proves my point.
Brightblossom: Boys boys stop fighting im gonna put a burr in your nests both of u
shadowsun: i mean atleast you got my gender right??
Featherstep: I really want you to know this shadow
shadowsun: ?
Featherstep: For the longest time i didn't know ur gender......
shadowsun: STOP FUCKINF ACTUALLY:????????
Featherstep: Yeah .. For like a whole moon too
Acornclove: WHAT
Acornclove: we are the pronounlings!!
Acornclove: my name is acornclove and my pronouns are he/they!
shadowsun: my name is shadowsun and my pronouns are he/they/it!!
Acornclove: we dont have our third pronounling tinypaw here
shadowsun: tinypaws lowkey my plug for catmint
Acornclove: FUCKING REAL
Brightblossom: I love flowers so much u guys
Acornclove: thats funny cuz ur names brightblossom HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shadowsun: i unlaughed. Not funny dude
Brightblossom: And its funny your name is acornclove because yur dead built like one!
shadowsun: im picturing this now and im imaging this very circular acornclove with a tiny face and small flailing arms protruding from his bulbous form
Brightblossom: Why'd you go formal for a minute
shadowsun: because i like acornclove defamation
Brightblossom: Me too twin
Featherstep: What'd i miss this time
shadowsun: uhm acornclove shot himself
Featherstep: What
Acornclove: he's right
Acornclove: im typing this from starclan
Featherstep: Ik damn well ur going to the dark forest this is how i know your lying
Acornclove: HELLO????
shadowsun: why does my appretice want my discord
shadowsun: do i give it to her
Brightblossom: What could go wrong
Acornclove: nothing
Acornclove: do it twin
shadowsun: kk ill be a sec
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Dewpaw: wsp
shadowsun: How are you, Dewpaw?
Dewpaw: you do NOT have to type that formal
shadowsun: I'm not going to text you like I would with a friend, seeing as you're my apprentice. That's just not right.
Dewpaw: how do you type with your so-called friends
shadowsun: I'm struggling to see how that's your buisness?
Dewpaw: man idk
shadowsun: Why'd you ask to know this account, anything specific you needed?
Dewpaw: STOP IT I HATE HOW U TYPE FORMALLY U DONT SEEM FORMALL IRL
shadowsun: Oh okay.
Dewpaw: but nah there wasnt a specific reason just so i know when trainjing is ig
shadowsun: Alright! I'll keep you posted, maybe later today we can do some battle training.
Dewpaw: are featherstep and mistpaw coming too
shadowsun: We'll see about them attending. Featherstep might have her own plans for Mistpaw.
Dewpaw: kk im gonna go see if a patrol needs me
shadowsun: Sounds good! Have fun.
Dewpaw: ya ty
''traitors''
shadowsun: this kits literally insulting me cuz i 'type too formal'
Acornclove: you do NOT type formal bro
shadowsun: well shes my apprentice im not texting her like were buddies or somthing
Brightblossom: Formal texter shadowsun??? I dont believe it
shadowsun: thats my secret side i keep under wraps... shhh
Featherstep: Dewpaw has discord?
shadowsun: i guess???? shimmerpool probably let her or sum
Featherstep: Imagine texting your apprentice on DISCORD of all places
Featherstep: No genuinelly tho why not just give her ur number
shadowsun: shes the one who wanted to add me???
Featherstep: Theres a thing called saying no
shadowsun: oh there is? THANKS TIPS I DIDNT FUCKING REALIZE
Acornclove: you guys arguing is so funny to me
Featherstep: I wasn't arguing he was being annoying