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September 8, 1:38
[Chat: Odysseus and Diomedes]
Odysseus: What if I skip school tomorrow
Odysseus: Technically today
Odysseus: Like what if I fake sick
Odysseus: My parents will believe me
Diomedes: what about your meeting with penelope
Odysseus: Why are you awake?
Diomedes: why are you texting me at 2 am
Odysseus: It’s 1:38
Diomedes: bruh
Diomedes: why are you awake
Odysseus: Idk I can’t stop thinking
Odysseus: I can’t miss school tomorrow we’re actually doing stuff in class now
Odysseus: And if I miss school I have to miss practice
Odysseus: And I’d just be in my house all day thinking
Odysseus: What if I just oversleep and miss the meeting
Odysseus: But I don’t want to
Odysseus: But I also don’t want to go
Odysseus: I don’t know
Diomedes: dude
Diomedes: go to sleep
Odysseus: I don’t want her to think I’m ghosting her but I never have trouble ghosting people so I don’t know why this is bugging me so much
Diomedes: it’s because you like her go to sleep
Odysseus: But I don’t like her
Odysseus: I know I like her
Odysseus: Gods I like her so much
Odysseus: She’s like
Odysseus: I can’t do this
Odysseus: My parents would believe me if I fake sick right
Diomedes: you are thinking in circles go to sleep
Odysseus: Wait why are you awake?
Diomedes: when am i not awake
Odysseus: Dude
Diomedes: don’t worry about it
Diomedes: we’re both going to sleep
6:00
[Chat: Clytemnestra and Penelope]
Clytemnestra: helen never came home last night
Clytemnestra: she went back to the priamedes house
Penelope: Are you surprised
Clytemnestra: yes i am i thought she’d at least let me know
Penelope: She didn’t text you??
Clytemnestra: no
6:00
[Chat: Cassandra and Penelope]
Penelope: Is Helen at your house???
Cassandra: Yes didn’t she text you??
Penelope: No, she didn’t
Cassandra: Oh my gods
Cassandra: Yeah she and Paris got back pretty late
Cassandra: Apparently Paris got in a fight with Menelaus but a teacher stepped in before he could get his ass beaten??
Penelope: [sent a video]
Penelope: Paris started it
Cassandra: That doesn’t surprise me
Cassandra: Where did you get the video?
Penelope: Clytemnestra
Penelope: I don’t know who sent it to her
Cassandra: Who else does she know on the football team?
Penelope: No idea
Penelope: I have to go I have another meeting before school
Cassandra: Book Club again?
Penelope: Yep
Penelope: It’s actually easier to reserve the library before school so it might end up being a regular thing
Cassandra: Hmmm
Cassandra: Is Mystery Boy in Book Club??
Penelope: No
Penelope: Mystery Boy isn’t a nerd
6:00
[Chat: Odysseus and Diomedes]
Odysseus: Dude did you see
Odysseus: Theseus scored 4 touchdowns last night
Odysseus: Last season he had 15 TDs 10 rushing and 5 receiving with 1,850 rushing yards so if he scores like that again he’ll tie the record Perseus set when he was on the Gorgons
Odysseus: But he’s also playing with a whole new team so that might set him back
Odysseus: He’s the last founding member of the Minotaurs now it’ll be like a whole new team once he retires
Diomedes: i had fifteen minutes left of sleep before my alarm was supposed to go off
Diomedes: could your nerd ass have waited
Diomedes: actually since im up what was going on at 2 am
Odysseus: It was 1:38
Odysseus: Had a minor crashout
Odysseus: And now it’s chill
Diomedes: right
Diomedes: so what time do you have to leave to meet with penelope?
Odysseus: oh shit
6:02
[Chat: Icarius and Penelope]
Icarius: Why is Perileos driving everyone to school today?
Penelope: I have a Book Club meeting this morning
Penelope: I told you about it yesterday
Icarius: Oh. Right
6:10
[Chat: Ctimene and Odysseus]
Odysseus: Ctimi you need to hurry up we are so late
Ctimene: im going fast
Ctimene: u didn’t say we wre going early
Odysseus: Yeah bc Nestor sent out the reminder super late
Odysseus: Ctimi
Odysseus: Ctimi
Odysseus: Ctimothy
Ctimene: stop im literally almost done
6:11
[Chat: Odysseus and Penelope]
Odysseus: Im on my way I may be like 10 minutes late
Penelope: I thought we weren’t meeting until 6:45?
Odysseus: Yeah I live like 45 minutes away
Penelope: Where do you live????
Odysseus: Ithaca
Odysseus: In Cephalonia County
Penelope: How did you end up at Achaea??
Odysseus: Long story short I did really well on a lot of tests
Odysseus: Time management was not one of them
6:12
[Chat: Ctimene and Odysseus]
Odysseus: I am leaving without you in 30 seconds
Odysseus: 29
Odysseus: 28
Ctimene: no wait
Odysseus: 27
Odysseus: 26
Ctimene: im putting shoes on
Odysseus: 25
6:45
[Chat: Odysseus and Penelope]
Penelope: I’m by the tree, no rush though!
6:50
Penelope: Oh my gods you will not believe what just happened
Penelope: Drive faster
Penelope: Don’t speed but drive faster
6:52
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Patroclus: guys wtf just happened
Patroclus: why are mene and dio in the principle’s office
Teucer: it was so fucking badass
Agamemnon: these pricks from ilium showed up in the parking lot and tried to beat him up
Patroclus: what?????
Agamemnon: they tried to beat him up
Agamemnon: they’re fucking dead for putting their hands on my brother
Patroclus: is he ok????
Menelaus: i’m completely fine agamemnon is overreacting
Agamemnon: they pushed you
Menelaus: and i’m literally fine it was a wimpy ass push
Agamemnon: whatever
Agamemnon: i’m just glad dio was there
Menelaus: dude he went absolutely feral it was so cool
Diomedes: THREE DAYS OFF SCHOOL LETS GOOOOOO
Menelaus: only three days????
Menelaus: you punched Mr. Ares
Teucer: he punched Mr. Ares????
Menelaus: and some guy’s hot mom
Diomedes: coach athena convinced them it was an accident in the heat of the moment
Diomedes: i have the most aura in this entire school
Diomedes: i am so cool
Agamemnon: so how many people did you fight in total?
Diomedes: uhhhh
Diomedes: at least 4
Diomedes: pandarus the guy who pushed mene, some bitch named aeneas, aeneas’s hot mom who ig was the one who broke up the fight with mene and paris, and then mr. ares
Diomedes: light work
Agamemnon: dude
Agamemnon: that’s really badass
6:54
[Chat: Odysseus and Penelope]
Odysseus: HERE
Odysseus: Wait what happened
Penelope: Your friend Diomedes punched Mr. Ares and somebody’s mom
Odysseus: He what
6:54
[Chat: 1000 boats]
Odysseus: Diomedes Tydides what the actual fuck
Diomedes: scroll up bro
Diomedes: read about my achievements
Menelaus: i think the fame is going to his head
6:55
[Chat: Odysseus and Penelope]
Odysseus: [sent screenshots]
Odysseus: So he fought four people and I missed it????
Penelope: [sent a video]
Penelope: Consider this repayment for the video from Friday
Odysseus: Oh my gods this is awesome
Odysseus: Are you still by the tree
Penelope: Haha yes
Penelope: I see you
Penelope: You looked the wrong way
Penelope: That’s still the wrong way
Penelope: Hi :)