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The finishing hours of the race day were going like all the others for Kimi. It was all kind of hectic, but he finally had some space to breathe. Sure the media was relentless, but George had taught Kimi how to avoid the super annoying ones that got in your face in the paddock pretty well by now. So that's why he was winding his way through small spaces in the paddock rather than scootering down the main walkway. As he reflected on the day he turned a corner and was met with a scene he will never be able to erase from his brain. He stood motionless in pure shock as he stared at the teammates(?) in front of him. There, pinned against the wall, was Lando Norris. And the man pressing him to the wall and kissing him feverishly was none other than Oscar Piastri, his teammate. Kimi's jaw hung slack as he watched the two devour each other's mouths like they needed the other to breathe. He had no idea what the heck was going on. What was he witnessing? Is that really Oscar and Lando? The papaya race suits kind of give them away, but are we sure? Oscar then moved from Lando's mouth to attach his lips to Lando's neck making the older let out a desperate whine. Kimi didn't know what to do. Look away? It was too late for that. Unsee? Impossible. He was baffled, confused, and above all else, traumatized. As the pair left marks on each other, completely unaware of their audience, Kimi made his escape, running around the corner again and as far away as he could. He stopped to catch his breath as he grappled with the knowledge he begrudgingly learned about his fellow race mates. He had no clue how to handle this, so he did the most logical thing he could think of. He confided in his practically parental figure on the grid, Max.

Max🤓

Don’t overthink in the car. Just drive. You’ll be fine👍
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18:13

Kimi: Max, I need help

Max: What happened?

Kimi: I’ve seen something I cannot unsee. I need bleach. Like a ton

Max: Kimi… what did you see?

Kimi: Oscar and lando. They were… basically eating each other. And there were noises.

Max: I did not see that coming! Are you sure it was them?

Kimi: I mean, there was a lot of papaya. I remember very vividly. I wish I didn’t.

Max: I believe you, but Kimi that is kind of crazy. Sure, they get along as teammates from what I’ve seen, but they are their biggest rivals this year. Why would they be doing that?

Kimi: IDK help me unsee it pls!!😭

Max: Bro so dramatic just get on the sim. Focus on driving, it will help.

Kimi: Thx I knew I could count on you max!🥰

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Charlie ♥️

Max: Baby, can I ask you something weird?

Charles: Of course I love it when you do, bébé😉

Max: … do you think Oscar and Lando are gay for each other?

Charles: 😏Why? Did you see something?

Max: I had an interesting conversation with a very distraught kimi about them making out. Would you happen to know anything?

Charles: Mon amour, they are as gay as a RuPaul's Drag Race episode with a rainbow color filter laid over top. Their closet is crystal clear, honey. But I’ve yet to see anything…

Max: Well, they have clearly given up on hiding it.

Charles: This is exciting, my gaydar clocked their feelings, it is so cute to see them dance around one another. They are like us back in the day. But I had no idea they had actually communicated with one another. I fear I must investigate this new development.

Max: I wish you luck, love

 

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Landoscar Fan Club

Charles added George, Kimi, Max, Yuki, Pierre, Esteban, Lance, Carlos, Alex, Ollie, Nico, Gabi, Isack, Liam, Franco, Lewis, Fernando, Daniel, Mark, Sebastian, Britney, Valtteri, Checo, Zhou, and Logan

 

Alex: FINALLY, some said it omg

Fernando: What is the name?

Ollie: The truest thing ever

Charles: Everyone, I have been informed of great news that I must share with you all. My lovely husband has told me that poor little kimi had to witness something as his young eyes could not handle, a hard core makeout session between the two mclaren boys! So, I’ve taken it upon myself to investigate further into the situation for the betterment of the grid because if these two bêtes do not get together soon, all of our sanity will be gone.

Mark: Oscar would never, no I refuse to believe that my son would be in a relationship with that imbecile

Charles: HEY THATS MY SON

Max: I second that, Oscar is our son Mark

Kimi: You were not there, he was the instigator, he knew very much what he was doing

Ollie: kimi im so sorry you had to see that 🙁

Britney: Surely they’re not, being in a relationship during a championship battle is something so stupid that only Lewis and I did it

Lewis: 🙄

Isack: Kimi, what they did to you was not right, i apologise on their behalf 😞✊

Daniel: NO MY FELLOW AUSSIE DON’T GET COLONIZED AGAIN AHHHH
Jkjkjkjk, I’m here for this drama 😏

Checo: Mi amor, we should fully support this relationship just like they do ours :)

Danial: Of course babe 😍 Also, did you hear the new Fox Szn song?

Esteban: Lance, babe, stop blasting “Nepo Baby,” I can hear it from Haas

Kimi: Thank you for the support, Isack, Ollie, it is hard to move on when you are scarred

Carlos: I am proud of lando, he is finally getting some action, I know he has been waiting a long while

Liam: THAT IS A CRAZY THING TO SAY

Carlos: What? It was a very reoccuring topic when we were teammates

Liam: I think that's crazier

Charles: GUYS I just need to know who will help me spy on them. I need answers … for science

Lance: I’m willing to bet 1000 euros that they’re dating.

Mark: I am NOT letting you spy on Oscar, Charles that is just an invasion of privacy, are you crazy??

Charles: no I’m passionate and devoted, George what about you?
Max will be a part of this by “force” if necessary if you know what I mean 😏

George: 100% im in, when and where

Max: I want everyone to know I am the top in this relationship

Charles: Yes, of course mon amour, but you know very well that I am a power bottom

Max: …

Gabi: I actually did not need to know that 🙂

Daniel: I actually DID need to know that… SOUNDS LIKE MY BOI MAXIE IS WHIPPED

Fernando: STAND UP MAX

Yuki: There is no way landoscar is real. Those guys are fighting for a championship! I mean, yeah, there has always been that weird underlying sexual tension there, but aren’t rivals just like that? I mean, who doesn’t get so mad that they kiss their rival hungrily out of nowhere and then think about them late at night when they can’t sleep?

Pierre: Um, mon amour, what? Please don’t expose our private time and roleplay tendencies. There are children here.

Gabi: ok, I REALLY didn’t need to know that

Britney: Who are you roleplaying as…me and Lewis? perchance?

Lewis: Istg.

Alex: Charles, if George is in then so am I, I’m so tired of watching them gaze at each other with heart eyes and then pretending they don’t care, so annoying!

George: Not everyone can be as emotionally intelligent as us, babe

Charles: Perfect I shall configure a perfect plan to discover their secrets and end this emotional tension once and for all (insert diabolical laughter)

Yuki: Ugh I’m so jealous of brocedes, its not even roleplay for them! Also, yes it is obvious that yall still hook up

Lewis: … no we’re not

Britney: Yeah wtf Yuki…

Nico: You guys are so full of shit, I saw you down each other's throats like two days ago

Britney: No you didn't. 😐

Lewis: Wasn’t us, maybe you saw landoscar too 🤷

Britney: Or maybe you looked in the mirror while making out with Kevin

Britney added Kevin

Kevin: No way, we’re not that crazy… don’t bother us or I’m taking out your precious lulu next race

Britney: What do I care what happens to Lewis??

Charles: Well, everyone keep your eyes peeled in the paddock. We need to keep tabs on them at all times. George, alex, max I’ll message you guys about the plans

Mark: Charles that is literally stalking pls touch some grass

Charles: nonsense

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The Landoscar Elite Spy Squad

Charles: People, this mission is about discretion! We must not be seen unless we want to be seen

George: yes of course though it will be hard for me, the spotlight follows me everywhere 😎

Alex: please babe 😭

Alex: Hey can we add Logan to this chat? I think he didn’t see the messages before, but he could be super useful to our mission because he’s so close to Oscar

Charles: yes, we need some double agents, Oscar will be a hard egg to crack

Alex added Logan

Logan: Yo what is this chat?

Alex: Dude go look at the main gc

Max: Was your phone not blowing up?

Logan: Nah, I had it completely on silent because I was too locked in on the Dolphins game

Alex: Bruh

Logan: Yeah, I’m down, I’ll interagate Oscar dw

Charles: YIPPEE

Logan: Side note, Yuki and Pierre roleplay as brocedes??? Holy lore drop

Charles: I mean, don’t we all want the sexual tension mixed with the pressure of being rivals but also childhood best friends and also teammates and having someone's life so intertwined with yours that you can never fully live without them, no matter how much you want to sometimes 🤷

Max: Schatje, what? Are you trying to tell me something?

Charles: Dw, I don’t want to be teammates with you, just everything else ;)

Logan: 👁️👄👁️

Charles: We’ll talk later

Logan: Ok, what am I interrogating Oscar about?

Charles: Logan, I just need you to pull up to the McLaren garage, steal Oscar away from the love of his life, and like grill him on how much time he spends with Lando. Like, ask about outside of race weekends, and about the McLaren games, we have to gauge how serious this relationship is. I pray for all our sake that this isn't a situationship. I fear we are all doomed if so.

George: DON’T FORGET TO BRING UP THE HEART EYES. MASSIVE RAINBOW FLAG RIGHT THERE.

Alex: I'M PLAGUED BY OSCAR HEART EYES PIASTRI

George: HEY, I CAN LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT, BABE

Alex: Why haven't you been doing that since day one?

George: Babe, I don't look at you with heart eyes, I look at you with bedroom eyes😏

Max: Bro is not slick, what was that line?

Charles: And they like to say we’re bad…

 

Logan, Oscar

 

Logan: Hey, you down to get drinks later? Thought the race went well enough for you

Oscar: Sorry, I've got a thing

Logan: Would Lando happen to be involved in this thing?

Oscar: Uh, yes… why?

Logan: Oh, nothing, I just noticed you've been spending a lot of time with him lately, willingly, might I add

Oscar: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn’t mean ot ignore you, where do you want to go? I’ll tell Lando

Logan: Nah, there is no need for that, go and enjoy your night, you guys both got podium after all, maybe breakfast tomorrow?

Oscar: Sure! My flight leaves at 3, just tell me when and where

 

Landoscar fan club

 

Carlos: Guys, has anyone seen Lando or Oscar? They said they would pull up tonight, but I can't find them

George: Maybe they wanted some alone time together, winning races, it really gets the blood pumping yknow

Alex: Babe 😭

George: Don't tell me you forgot Canada 😏

Gabi: Guys, I’m learning too much, pls keep the bedroom talk in the bedroom, I work with you guys, I feel like this is corporate harassment

Zhou: On a somewhat related note, I hope Ferrari never shares a hotel with McLaren again. One of the papaya boys seems to be having a pretty good night with some girl. I can hear them through the walls.

Daniel: Dude, have you not read this chat?

George: Let's be honest, Papaya^2 is doing to Devil’s Tango behind that wall

Zhou: I didn't know Lando’s screams were so high-pitched

Liam: ERM WHAT?

Charles: ZHOU, GET ME A ROOM NUMBER NOW.

Max: But Charles, I don’t want to leave the bar, they’re playing my song :(

Charles: Mi amor, there are more pressing matters to attend to than 33 Max Verstappen.

Max: You won’t say that when you have a song.

Mark: Charles, do not go to the room. I wouldn’t want to embarrass whatever girl my son has over.

Seb: Please, Mark, they’re literally us. Don’t be homophobic just because you don’t like Lando.

Mark: How tf could I be homophobic? I’m literally texting from our same home. Which we own. Together. Under our marriage license.

Seb: Well, I’m not the one convinced our son is straight when he clearly isn’t.

Mark: He hasn’t told us anything yet!

Logan: Everyone, just hold up. Be patient. I can ask Oscar tomorrow at breakfast.

Charles: You better get all that hot goss.

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As the sun took its place in the sky, Logan took the short elevator ride to the hotel lobby. He headed to the breakfast area, b-lining it to the waffle machine. After he absolutely covered his fresh waffles with whipped cream and strawberries, he took his seat and waited for his former Aussie teammate.

“Hey, I’m sorry it's been so long, racing really ties you up, yknow” Oscar said as he made his way over and took a seat opposite Logan.

“It's no worries, man, you’re at the top now, it’s only natural I’d fall into the background. But, I will say the time you spend with Lando is becoming exponential. You guys sure know how to bromance for the cameras.”

“Yeah, the fans sure love to make stuff up…”

“Oh, did you hear? Apparently, Zhou heard Lando getting it on with some girl last night. Heard her screaming through the walls and everything. Safe to say he’s been irreversibly traumatized.”

“Oh, I doubt he was with a girl. It was probably just Lando being Lando. He does scream a lot, no?”

Logan slowly shakes his head. “I suppose you would know best. Is he usually like that on a regular basis? Like, not at work? Or on a race weekend?”

“Yeah, over summer break, I was over at his flat while he was streaming with Max, and he can get very loud. Don’t tell me you’ve never seen that one time he freaked out over wasps on stream?”

“Can’t say I have, why have you?”

“He’s my teammate. I have to support him. For the team, of course.”

“And are the heart-eyes for the team too?”

 

The Landoscar Elite Spy Squad

 

Logan: Yeah, guys, that was totally them last night, no doubt about it

Charles: What happened? I need details, Logan.

Logan: Well, I bluffed and said Zhou heard Lando with a girl last night. He flat-out denied that there would be a girl and said that Lando just screams a lot. You can infer from there, I fear. I also found out that they spent some time together over summer break, but Oscar says he just supports Lando “for the team.”

Charles: I’m so proud 😍, this was simply lovely, a great success! Our next move should be with Lando, I think. So that Oscar doesn’t get suspicious. I think Lando will give us some more about their current relationship bc Oscar seems to be locked in on the “teammates” thing. George, Alex, go assume your rookie trio spots and get some answers from Lando.

George: Yessir, Lando will literally spill his guts to me

Alex: If that guy could keep a secret, my life would be like 15 million percent better

 

2019 Rookies🔥

 

Lando: LET'S FORGET ABOUT LAST NIGHT, LAST NIGHT, AND LIVE TONIGHT LIKE IT'S OUR LAST NIGHT, LAST NIGHT

Alex: Hey bro, why’re you quoting ‘Last Night’ lyrics from the Fox Szn song?

George: Is there something you want to forget about?

Lando: No, I actually want to remember every single detail from last night, the song is just stuck in my head.

George: It was that good, huh?

Lando: …what?

Alex: Yeah, Zhou told us he heard you with a girl. Apparently, she was pretty vocal. So, what’s her name? Someone we know?

Lando: Oscccc-Nah, there’s no one guys.

George: dude, you can tell us if you’re dating someone, I mean, I'm sure you’ve told Oscar, you guys are practically glued at the hip. I’m sure he's going through withdrawal

Lando: wdym by that? Oscar and I aren’t THAT close

Alex: idk the way you guys look at each other… something tells me Oscar would be pretty upset about you having a gf

Lando: The way we look at each other?????

George: Yeah, the way where you’re basically saying “look at me, you’re so pretty, pls never leave, I need you and I need you to need me too”

Lando: Um, what, you got that all from one look

Alex: Reading you guys is like reading an open book with size 130 font and pride flags

Lando: damn, I didn’t know we were that obvious

George: HA I KNEW IT WE GOT HIM

Lando: NO! I meant like I didn’t realize our connection was that strong

Alex: And by connection, you mean relationship??

*Lando left the chat on read*

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Landoscar Fan Club

George: WE GOT EMMMM

Alex: Lando just admitted it to us, it is confirmed THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Ollie: my ears are perked

Kimi: well I already knew this, if you saw what I saw you would eye need to ask questions

Charles: Wait, proof or it didn’t happen

George: *screenshot of conversation with Lando*

Carlos: Little Lando is all grown up 🥹

Gabi: Why are you giving proud father energy😭

Carlos: It’s because I am. He leaving the nest 🐣

Charles: OMGGG MY SHAYLAS, good work this mission has been a success, we must now move onto phase 2, more detail, when are their dates?(so we can crash obviously), how long has this been going on?, maybe a timeline?, we need MORE

Max: babe, he literally denied it in the text message, you’re jumping to conclusions way too quickly, let’s slow down

Charles: You didn’t mind going fast last night ;)

Max: … this is very different

Charles: You would really deprive us of double dates Maxie? 🥺

Max: We already have those with George and Alex! Plus do you really want to go on a double date with OSCAR and LANDO?

Charles: TRIPLE DATE

George: Are we being replaced?

Alex: 🧍‍♂️

Isack: I don’t mean to insert myself, or rather others, but you could go on double dates with Nico and Lewis 🤷‍♂️

Britney: Shut your trap Hadjar we are not in a relationship

Yuki: UGHHH PIERRE CAN WE GO ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH BROCEDES?

Lewis: Did you not see Nico? Also no, I would not feel safe.

Yuki: Yeah, I did not see Nico but I sure know you did 😐

Pierre: Yuki, where are you? Do you need to release some tension?

Franco: you better not come to the alpine garage, I don’t want to hear that through the wall

Yuki: I’m on my way 😏

Franco: that’s my cue to leave 😃

Yuki: IM SO ANGRY YOU TOOK THAT WIN FROM ME, I COULD SHOVE YOU AGAINST THE WALL

Gabi: erm, wrong chat yuki 🫣

Pierre: WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT 🚨

Britney: Yeah we’re definitely not going on that double date

Yuki: well it’s not like they didn’t know 🤷‍♀️

Pierre: 🥲

Mark: I cannot accept this

Seb: mark…

Mark: honey I don’t care that my son is gay, I care that he is gay for LANDO, WHY?!!??

Max: My thoughts exactly

Charles: Once again Mark, Oscar is Max and I’s son. And also MY son can love whoever he wants! 🥰 love is love! Was Jos approving of Max and I's relationship? Absolutely not but we cut that bitch off and we are THRIVING with a whole little family

Ollie: YES MOM 😻

Max: My Dad did that once to a mechanic with a fork

Daniel: Max you need so much therapy

Max: I HAVE THERAPY CATS, THAT SHOULD COUNT!

Charles: let’s be honest, sassy is the farthest thing from a therapy cat, she gives me crippling anxiety, jimmy’s chill tho

Fernando: Mark, you do realize that Lando is just like how seb was back in the day? You’re just being a hypocrite now

Mark: We all know Lando could never undergo the character growth seb did, it was truly magical. HE KEEPS BEES NOW NANDO. BEES.

Seb: awww thanks babe, I was a little shit but sometimes I miss those days

Yuki: don’t we all miss those days

Gabi: NO THEY GOT SEB AND MARK TOO keep your horny little hands off our parental figures!!!

Yuki: 😈

Esteban: Pierre control your feral sex fiend of a boyfriend

Pierre: you think I haven’t tried?

Liam: there is NO WAY Yuki is the top

Yuki: 🥴

Gabi: NO

Fernando: I honestly don’t think they care that much… I know quite a bit about how Multi 21 impacts their hotel room life

Seb: STOP EXPOSING US

Mark: I did not consent to this public humiliation

Pierre: Hey Nando, care to share with the class? We could use tips

Yuki: I’m taking notes as we speak

Lance: Wait what’s going on? I was too busy listening to Nepo Baby

Esteban: You don’t want to know babe

Fernando: Yuki and Pierre are sharing more about their intimate life, is it honestly quite entertaining, Mark is being a homophobic hypocrite, Max is traumatized and needs more therapy than his cats, Charles wants double dates with everyone, and throwback to that one time I saw Lewis and Nico making out in the sky sports commentator box.
Oh and I almost forgot Lando is confirmed dating Oscar, it is all so exciting, ah young love :)

Lance: I see, thanks Nando

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Lance, Oscar

Lance: Congrats on the Constructors!!
*Read December 2024*

Lance: Congrats, Oscar!

Oscar: ??? For what? The race hasn’t happened yet?

Lance: For you and Lando! It’s great to see the younger members of the grid expressing themselves :)

Oscar: ummm what

Lance: ? You and Lando, yknow? everyone is saying you guys are together

Oscar: UM WHAT

Lance: I am confused

Oscar: Me too, excuse me Lance, I need to go have a conversation

Lance: 😶

 

Oscar, Lando

Oscar: so, Lance just texted me

Lando: ?? Since when does Lance text you?

Oscar: Not since we won the constructors last year, but that’s besides the point
The grid thinks we are together 😶‍🌫️

Lando: So, I might have given them that impression when I left George and Alex on read when they were drilling me on our relationship

Oscar: And you didn’t tell me???

Lando: It was kind of just a one off thing 🤷‍♀️I thought they would take it as they need to stop asking, not as some confirmation

Oscar: ugh Lando we knew they were onto us when Logan was asking me all that stuff

Lando: I maintain that this is not my fault, they just jumped to conclusions

Oscar: So what do we do now?

Lando: I guess we just deny if asked but other than that radio silence

Oscar: Would it be so bad to say we are? I mean I know we haven’t talked about it much. But, I’m not seeing anyone else

Lando: I’m just not sure, Oscar. It’s all so complicated.

 

Landoscar Fan Club

 

Lance: Um guys, I fear they may not be in a relationship

George: BLASPHEMY

Alex: WHAT IS THIS ABSURD NONSENSE YOU SPEAK OF

Lance: well if they are then Oscar was unaware

Charles: NO MY SHAYLAS WHAT HAPPENED 😭

Max: I told you, schat

Charles: Shut up, I’m a hopeless romantic, LET ME LIVE 😫

Mark: I KNEW ITTTTT MY SON WOULD NEVER BE SO IDIOTIC

Charles: you are #1 on my hit list, watch your back.

Seb: Mark, I am disappointed in you

Alex: I refuse to believe this

George: We even had celebratory sex, it can’t be for nothing right? RIGHT?

Alex: We are the perfect investigator duo

George: We got to the bottom of it

Alex: Or at least you did… in more ways than one ;)

George: 😘

Alex: Our minds are just so in sync

George: We don’t just communicate through our meer words

Alex: We are linked in unexplainable ways

George: I always carry a part of you inside of me

Alex: We are one in mind, body, and soul, HOW COULD WE BE WRONG?!

George: EXACTLY, LIKE, WE’VE EXCHANGED BODILY FLUIDS

Ollie: I’m covering my eyes

Kimi: olie iss covverig myy eys wat is hapening

Gabi: I wish I could unsee

Liam: Now I know how kimi feels

Isack: SOMEBODY GET THE BLEACH OR HOLY WATER IDKKKKK

Yuki: EW

Charles: Omg, even Yuki is grossed out. THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS BAD!!!! STRAIGHT TO JAILLLLL

Lewis: Is anyone else surprised that George is the bottom?

Max: Not at allllll

George: What is that supposed to mean?

Gabi: if I had a nickel for every time two of my co workers shared their sex lived in this gc I’d have FIVE NICKELS THAT IS TOO MANY

Daniel: Am I the only one enjoying the content of this GC? Nobody? Just me?

Gabi: And you’re freaky for that.

Liam: Yeah, save that shit for Checo. Lord knows we already have enough horny people in here.

Logan: Ok, SWITCHING TOPICS. I think that even if Lando and Oscar aren’t in a relationship, there’s definitely something going on with them. Maybe like some kind of friends with benefits situation?

Charles: I fear this calls for an emergency mission, we must gather intel, you’re all a part of this I don’t care

Max: now hold on

George: With pleasure, we will prove that we were not wrong

Alex: That we will, the Galex investigation duo will see this through🫡

Charles: No matter how freaky you are, at least you support the cause

Zhou: ok so what exactly are we doing?

Charles: I forgot you were here lowkey

Zhou: Thanks.

Charles: But this could be good, you can go under the radar

Zhou: I’m sorry but my golden mullet wearing boyfriend comes with me everywhere and that guy doesn’t know how to be discreet

Valtteri: I don’t let anyone dull my sparkle

Daniel: yes king

Checo: Slay. You should take more mirror selfies Valtteri! Ooh we can take some together next year at Cadillac.

Valtteri: Sure, but you must cycle too

Checo: You know what, I’m down.

Valtteri: Teammate bonding is always good for the team 👍

Charles: Okay anyway everyone we just need to stalk the McLaren garage. I don’t care how, we just need to know

Nico: Sorry, but we were just consoling a very distressed Gabi

Kevin: GEORGE AND ALEX what you have done to our son is unacceptable, we will have a long talk later.

George: Oh so Yuki and Pierre can do it but as soon as it’s me and Alex expressing ourselves we are told off??

Kevin: You took it too far, at least Yuki and Pierre don’t talk about “bodily fluids”

Charles: GUYS we’re all freaky woohoo it’s not like we didn’t know, now it’s time to figure out of Landoscar are freaky too let’s stay on track!

Liam: blah blah blah, stalk McLaren, figure out if the gays are gay for eachother yeah yeah we got it Charles

Lewis: You know who’s good at getting information out of people? My Nico

Charles: So everyone is going to participate?

Max: yes schat

Charles: YAY

Yuki: So, are we just going to ignore the fact that Lewis just called Britney “HIS NICO”

Britney: I didn’t ;)

Yuki: GUYS???!!!