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Hello! My name is Deni! And this is actually my first ever one shots series of any fandom, so I hope it's not that bad heh.

I am mostly familiar with writing for the guys up in the tags, but I could do any character honestly.

For the kid ones (Elise, Q, Aya and Kyouka) I will do platonic and at most crush type of situation.

I can do both female and gender neutral reader, but I can attempt male as well if someone requests it.

As i said, guys above are my favorites, but I can write f/f as well.

For now, I don't think I will do smut. The most it might be fade to black type of style. I am just not used to writing it, so I don't think I can bring it justice (not like I will be able to do this either...but eh)

If anyone wants to give me a chance to do their request, I can write it!

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"Tell me honestly Edgar...why did the opening kill in your new book have to be a girl you claim to be inspired by me?"

You whine as you re-read the paragraph that showcased your namesake dying brutally to the murderer.
You couldn't help but feel a bit mad towards your boyfriend who was furiously scribling something into a notebook. Seeing as he was ignoring you completely, a sigh made a way out of your lips as you turned your head to the right, where Karl was resting curled up on the cushion of the couch. That damned cute racoon was quickly becoming your favorite part of this relationship you developed with the American author...how can you not like Karl when he is so soooo cute? And he seemed to share the same sentiment as lately he was seen more on your shoulders than Edgar's, which you boasted quite a lot to the taller man. You turned your eyes back to the so called love of your life who just wrote you getting brutally murdered. 'He needs a haircut' was the first thing you thought. Holy shit, was his hair horrible. How does he even see anything through that mop he calls hair? You thought back to the first time you met the man. You were walking down the street when you got pulled into a fucking book. You still shidder at the thought of being stuck in that stupid world he created. Ah, a sadistic smile comes onto your lips as you remember how much you made him apologise for getting you into that mess into the first place. You made him buy you lunch...and the rest was history. Well, you were most grateful for Karl. He was your son, you loved him so much. A weight on your shoulder snapped you out of your thoughts. He decided to use it as a pillow it seems, ignoring your obvious annoyance. You side-eyed Karl, who wagged his tail as if to show his agreement to you. As you turned your sight back to the man on your shoulder, you noticed he was drooling a bit in his sleep. Disgusting really...but you do the same, so you cannot really complain. As you get lost in your mind again, you feel a weight on your other shoulder. Karl has made it his home. You smile softly at the two before leaning your head on Edgar's. Your eyes start to get droopy and soon enough you join them both in the world of dreams.

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●Okay okay! This man will immidiately know you have a crush on him!

●How??? Your heartbeat of course! There is no way you would be able to hide it from him, unless you can change the pace of it at will (looking at you Dazai)

●Well, he finds you quite smart and you are obviously talented since you are part of the Hunting Dogs, so he starts dating you!

●And there your obsession begins! I mean...how can you not be obsessed?!?!? Look at this man!

●You get overly jealous of every single woman in his vicinity. How dare they even breathe the air he breathes? Fucking whores

●Is Teruko excluded from this? Hm...it all depends in what form she is. A child? Yes, you know Jouno might be a sadistic man, but he ain't no freak like that. But if dhe ever turns back into her older form, eh, it's better for her to stay far far away

●You force Fukuchi to give you same missions as he gives Jouno, since you are "a duo and works best together."

●Who the fuck are you lying to? You just wanna keep an eye on him with all those all hoes around him.

●I don't see Jouno as an overly social man outside of a select few, so you wouldn't really need to worry about that.

●You also don't really need to worry about him finding another woman physically attractive...since he literally cannot see them.

●Y/n 1- 0 hoes

●BUTTTT...you do worry a lot about smart women, since it is the thing that attracted him to you in the first place

●And of course...the goverment is full of them

●Well...nothing a nasty rumor can't fix, right?

●You can isolate him quite easily from everyone! And yay you are feeling sooo proud!

●...and he knows everything. Jouno might be a lot of things, but he isn't dumb, he's a literal genius.

●But he does let you do it and be in control. Why? Because this honestly excites him and he understands you fully!

●Just like hurting you in a few ways  ;) excites him, he knows this is your way of showing your love!

●You framed some woman who flirted with him? Okay! She was annoying anyway! You cracked open a woman's skull? He wishes he could see you covered in blood, he's sure you would look majestic

●Why are his teammates worried for him? He loves it. It's toxic? Who cares ugh

●I can definetly see him purposely ending up in situations that will make your insticts flare up so he can hear your heart go crazy and feel your anger rolling off of you in waves

●Like, yes honey, please deck her and break her nose.

●On the other side of the things, y/n makes sure to keep some...other parts of her personality after from him....like murderous feelings other women elect in her.

●Well, even if they are dating, he surely won't care if she just decides to steal a few of his things...right? RIGHT?!?!

●If they are not living together, she would definetly make a shrine of things she stole from him.