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    Looey shakes beneath Shrimpo, Shrimpo straddling his stomach. He felt something so off about the way Looey was reacting, he didnt really expect this kind of thing.

    "come on, I ASKED YOU A QUESTION." Shrimpo pushed the pin in harder.

    "YOU- AHAH- nnnHHhhAAHH!"

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    Set in a Post-Cold War Turned Hot, two ill-fitting agency workers are sent on a job to take down a cult in Texas, but things go very wrong very quickly. And they also almost fall in love.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    5
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    En un mundo alternativo donde los protagonistas no tienen pelaje y cola, si no más bien son un grupo de raritos y rebeldes que son obligados por sus familias a ingresar en un internado estricto para 'corregir rebeldes' pero en vez de ser corregidos corrompen a los demás estudiantes

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    Español
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    7/?
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    * ゚Mehrak se convierte en un bebé humano pero con problemas de salud en su corazón ゚*

    Tras una falla en su núcleo Mehrak estaba por apagarse, y mientras Kaveh buscaba piezas de repuesto en una pirámide para repararlo, el maletín se convirtió en un pequeño bebé de casi dos años. Ahora Kaveh con ayuda de Alhaitham deberán cuidar del bebé mientras buscan la manera de revertirlo, antes de que el corazón dañado del pequeño Mehrak humano deje de funcionar para siempre

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    Español
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    26,133
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    32
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    6
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    Ainsley gets sent to the deepest, darkest part of the Amphibian forest, miles away from civilisation or human contact, but hey. Magic Powers!
    (Or, the fact that magic doesn't get elaborated on in Amphibia irks me, so I made and OC insert for it.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Second year. New term. Same bullshit.
    A Horcrux has gone missing, students are turning to stone, and Blaise Zabini’s mother might be the scariest thing yet.
    Kuni’s conclusion? He’s never getting that quiet life.

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    English
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    897
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    124
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    The Spectre was bored as hell so he decided to do something to a certain killer.

    Or

    1x from forsaken and 1x4 from TRUD swap places.

    Remake

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    1/?
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    Everyone always said the Cauldron loved Elain. As it turns out, it loved her so much it stole her heart.

    And now it is up to her – and Lucien, the mate she never asked for – to get it back.

    Set in late summer after the events of A Court of Silver Flames, Elain and Lucien travel together across Prythian to the Mortal Realm, through Spring Court and finally to Day. But when getting a heart back entails so many risks, is it even really what Elain wants?

    This is a story of healing and redemption, the importance of choices, and power beyond magic or brute strength - the kind of power it takes to be joyful and gentle in a cruel world.

    “Yes there is the mating bond, Elain. But… there is also my heart.”

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    Chapters:
    13/40
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    1,475
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    В наслідок невдалого закляття, Твайлайт та Біг Макінтош потрапляють у пастку небаченого до того світу. Разом вони пройдуть крізь пригоди, труднощі, втрати та жалоби, але цей досвід зблизить їх.

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    Українська
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    When a series of dangerous cursed artifacts begin wreaking havoc across the wizarding world, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are reluctantly forced to team up to investigate the growing threat. Can they keep it together for the sake of the mission, or will their growing attraction tear their focus - and their hearts - apart?

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    7
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    Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.

    Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.

    Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.

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    English
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    66,675
    Chapters:
    300/366
    Comments:
    2,154
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    1,621
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    100,945
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    “M’gonna cum!”

    They panted into each other's mouths, Cyno’s fingers pushed into the swelling spot etched within Tighnari. He squirms and squeals, mouth open wide, arching off the trunk.

    ///

    Each work of the attached series encompasses a different kink, all written for Kinktober 2025. There will be notes before each chapter with the kink and the series tags will be updated with each new work that is posted.

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    Chapters:
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    Kudos:
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    I cannot deal with the end of wemmbus last video, so i made the continuation to satisfy my curiosity

    Mainly writen from wemmbus pov but flames pov is also here

    None of the characters are my they belong to their creators.

    Language:
    English
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    3,028
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    An amalgamation of different sex filled (most of them) scenarios of some genshin characters. (Updates everyday)

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    English
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    33,269
    Chapters:
    26/31
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    3,301
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    Firefly's lids close, covering the ethereal ocean-like color of her irises.

    In her sleep, she walks through the surface of the shallow waters, until she finds someone who she didn't think she would ever see again. She stares at him, almost fascinated by his presence while wondering if this was how she remembered him.

    Apparently, it wasn't... and for good reasons too.

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    English
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    44,460
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
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    5
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    1,183
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    After his 20th affair this year, Zeus finally decided to lock in and fix his relationship with Hera. Is his marriage beyond saving or will he be able to salvage it? One thing is certain: He will do it again.

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    5/?
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    24
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    1
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    Trophy and knife from inanimate insanity play uno with Dream from Dream smp

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    691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    2
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    “i would like to taste test your preferences in red 40.”

    or: a breakdown on a deserted highway leads to a long walk, a lot of bickering, and an illogical, inefficient gesture that changes everything. written for day six of all ships week 2025.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    [Book 1]

    "Yul?"
    "Yes?"
    "Do you believe in fate?"
    "I think...some things...are meant to be."

    ~*~*~*~*~

    Yul had always had a certain pull towards the ravenette, ever since they crossed paths in junior high. Kaine found him irritating because he was a half blood. When Kaine found out that said half blood was his mate he refused it. No way would he accept a half blood as his mate. Turns out that refusing the bond was not as easy as saying 'No thank you.'

    Yul had his own battles to fight. His once kind mother had suddenly started treating him like he was the worst monster. In junior high he met Lizzy who over the years became his grounding anchor. Without her, he may have drowned. Without her, he also would have never learned how to play the guitar and he would have never stood in front of people and sing his songs. He would have never started living his childhood dream.

    After he found the courage to stand up to his mother he also got more involved with Kaine and soon found himself craving the time he spent with the handsome boy. Never in his wildest dreams did he ever see it coming that they would develop a relationship that was constantly put to the test.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    207,352
    Chapters:
    72/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,672
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    What constitutes a fairytale?

    Many would offer the basic answers: a hero who slays a monster to save a damsel in distress, or goes on a journey full of the strange and fantastical.

    To Kaveh, a fairytale meant peace, quiet, and being able to work with zero issues. To him, a fairytale was romance, magic and wonder given form.

    To Alhaitham, fairytales were not real. After all, what was so strange and mystical about a land that already had magic and monsters to begin with? Fairytales, to him, only had merit if they were proven to have been true.

    That's why, to him, their mundane life together in this small Atelier in the countryside was already more than enough. If he could call it that, this was his fairytale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    129,056
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,226

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