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Homesick by AtomSmasher (EmptyTome), EmptyTome
Fandoms: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
25 Sep 2025
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Arthur isn't coping with the destruction of Earth as Ford hoped.
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Sandwiched for Time by ratbears
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
23 Sep 2025
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Newly-Named Ford Prefect and Ex-Presidented Zaphod Beeblebrox have sensationally failed to steal the Starship Heart of Gold, and have been exiled-with-a-secret-death-sentence onto the planet Earth, on a rainy, boring Sunday evening, now three and half days before its demolition by the Vogons.
(Based on a dream I had)
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In which the garden has fairies at the bottom by Magost
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
15 Sep 2025
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An incomplete list of otherwordly beings that abduct humans:
i. Aliens
ii. FairiesArthur Dent encounters the second category.
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you're the voice that calls me home by butchjeanpierrepolnareff
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
10 Sep 2025
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Ford Prefect is not a brave carbon-based being, okay? Nor is he the sentimental sort. Nor the one to buy a spaceship to help his (best) friend recover after his daughter shot him right before the (second) explosion of the Earth.
But sometimes, life throws this kind of uncharacteristic stuff at you, and you have to take it like a champ.
Especially when an intergalactic oil tycoon pulls your spaceship in his orbit, and things get a terrifying turn. -
【曼曼长路·MF生贺】【Khan/Arthur】别在化装舞会上坠入爱河 by Yiranhua
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), British Actor RPF, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
08 Sep 2025
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爱太复杂，无法定义。——《银河系百科全书》第一章
如果可以，不要去爱。——《银河系漫游指南》
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 9,642
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 25
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since the world ended by scriptless
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
05 Sep 2025
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"I've been stressed," Arthur said quietly, "since the world ended."
(Arthur and Ford haven't talked about it yet.)
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- Part 4 of i would go to the stars with you
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hitchhiker's sketchbook by scriptless
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
03 Sep 2025
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Drew some of my headcanons for Ford! (Now includes Arthur and will likely be updated as I make more art.)
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character study with copious gin by scriptless
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
23 Aug 2025
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On another late night aboard the Heart of Gold, Arthur and Ford finally get drunk enough to have the conversation.
“Come here,” Ford mumbled.
Arthur chuckled, voice quiet. “Why?”
“I want to smell you,” Ford said.
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- Part 3 of i would go to the stars with you
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Nicotine from Betelgeuse by scriptless
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
22 Aug 2025
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Arthur had a pack of cigarettes in his pocket when Ford and he ended up aboard the Heart of Gold. Thankfully, he and Zaphod agree about smoking rules.
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- Part 2 of i would go to the stars with you
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Nuts and Bolts and Skin and Warmth by KELUCOPIA
Fandoms: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
19 Aug 2025
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In which a robot (much to his chagrin) falls in love with a human.
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Unavoidable Intergalatic Traveling For Humans - A Guide for Space Travelling With A Loved One After The Explosion Of Your Dear Planet For a Similar Motive In Which Your House Was Too Supposed To be Destroyed by YoungbloodKilljoyAnkleBiterverygay
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
19 Aug 2025
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Gallaxy by Douglas Addams, except I wanted the anxious brit to have a wife.
I like him very much.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,164
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 8
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轻喜剧向，只是短篇小吃，看个开心。
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 1,678
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Transexual, Transylvania by atrovel
Fandoms: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
09 Aug 2025
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Arthur Dent meets an alien he can actually sort of relate to.
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forehead kisses at midnight by scriptless
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
01 Aug 2025
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Arthur has a nightmare. Ford does his best to help.
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- Part 1 of i would go to the stars with you
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 22, Round 3, Match 4: Rose Nylund vs. Arthur Dent by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: The Golden Girls (TV 1985), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
17 Jul 2025
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In the multiversal deathmatch where only one may survive, the gentle, homespun stories of Rose Nylund face off against Arthur Dent’s weary resignation — armed only with a potato peeler and a lukewarm cup of tea. In a cosmic arena where razor plasma and reality-bending hazards threaten all, the ultimate weapon turns out to be pure, Midwestern wholesomeness. Who will crumble first: the exasperated Earthman or the befuddled St. Olaf storyteller?
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- Part 664 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,431
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 12
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 22, Round 2, Match 8: Arthur Dent vs. Betty Boop by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Betty Boop (Short Films)
17 Jul 2025
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When bewildered Brit Arthur Dent finds himself drafted into the Multiversal Death Match, he's pitted against none other than Betty Boop, the impossibly cheerful icon of vintage animation. But in an arena where cartoon logic clashes with bureaucratic misery, and reality bends under the weight of nonsense and ennui, the real battle isn't strength or speed—it's survival through sheer exasperation. Tea not included.
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- Part 660 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 22, Round 1, Match 15: John Yossarian vs. Arthur Dent by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
17 Jul 2025
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This story is about a death match between Yossarian from "Catch-22" and Arthur Dent from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." The two characters find themselves in a surreal arena, each with a unique item - Yossarian has a bayonet, while Arthur has a guidebook and a towel. The match ends unexpectedly, with Yossarian's accidental self-elimination. Arthur emerges victorious but remains perplexed and concerned about the lack of a decent cup of tea.
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- Part 651 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 970
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 16
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‘I have drunk closer things to tea in a service station in Milton Keynes.’
Arthur just wants a cup of tea.
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- Part 14 of Fantasy Drabble Fills
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The Hitch-hiker's Guide to Cybertron by Random_Rodent
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
09 Jul 2025
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“Transformers,” said the Guide, “known as Cybertronians to snobs and each other, are a race of sapient robots from the planet Cybertron. They were built by the Quintessons, who were clever enough to make machines that could think, feel and turn into sports cars, but also stupid enough to equip them with rocket launchers and then refuse to pay them a wage. Unsurprisingly, the Quintessons are now almost extinct, and those that survived the revolt now spend most of their time in bars, dismally insisting that they used to be somebody..."
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On the 125th Story by Random_Guise
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
08 Jul 2025
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Arthur Dent has another encounter with Benjy and Frankie Mouse shortly after arriving with his group at Milliways. I don't own these characters, and even if I did I would still follow good advice and Don't Panic. Written as my 125th story (at the time).