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Homesick by AtomSmasher (EmptyTome), EmptyTome
Fandoms: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
25 Sep 2025
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Arthur isn't coping with the destruction of Earth as Ford hoped.
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Sandwiched for Time by ratbears
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
23 Sep 2025
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Newly-Named Ford Prefect and Ex-Presidented Zaphod Beeblebrox have sensationally failed to steal the Starship Heart of Gold, and have been exiled-with-a-secret-death-sentence onto the planet Earth, on a rainy, boring Sunday evening, now three and half days before its demolition by the Vogons.
(Based on a dream I had)
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In which the garden has fairies at the bottom by Magost
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
15 Sep 2025
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An incomplete list of otherwordly beings that abduct humans:
i. Aliens
ii. FairiesArthur Dent encounters the second category.
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【曼曼长路·MF生贺】【Khan/Arthur】别在化装舞会上坠入爱河 by Yiranhua
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), British Actor RPF, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
08 Sep 2025
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爱太复杂，无法定义。——《银河系百科全书》第一章
如果可以，不要去爱。——《银河系漫游指南》
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 9,642
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 25
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Nicotine from Betelgeuse by scriptless
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
22 Aug 2025
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Arthur had a pack of cigarettes in his pocket when Ford and he ended up aboard the Heart of Gold. Thankfully, he and Zaphod agree about smoking rules.
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- Part 2 of i would go to the stars with you
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Nuts and Bolts and Skin and Warmth by KELUCOPIA
Fandoms: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
19 Aug 2025
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In which a robot (much to his chagrin) falls in love with a human.
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Unavoidable Intergalatic Traveling For Humans - A Guide for Space Travelling With A Loved One After The Explosion Of Your Dear Planet For a Similar Motive In Which Your House Was Too Supposed To be Destroyed by YoungbloodKilljoyAnkleBiterverygay
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
19 Aug 2025
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Gallaxy by Douglas Addams, except I wanted the anxious brit to have a wife.
I like him very much.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,164
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Hits:
- 8
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轻喜剧向，只是短篇小吃，看个开心。
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 1,678
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 17
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Transexual, Transylvania by atrovel
Fandoms: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
09 Aug 2025
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Arthur Dent meets an alien he can actually sort of relate to.
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Lying, the Which, and the Wardrobe Room by Dash_Decent
Fandoms: Blake's 7, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
22 Jun 2025
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A mysterious door befuddles everybody.
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I left a name behind me by butchjeanpierrepolnareff
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
20 Jun 2025
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There was a child, once, with three names. The first one was given on an escape pod, the second one by cruel tongues, and the third one by a wholly remarkable book known as the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to The Galaxy.
This boy, other than having three names, has a brain that is a haunted house. Or, to say it better, a haunted dead planet.
Or: my very personal body horror-esque Ford Prefect backstory, now with a side of romance! -
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Ford and Arthur get free drinks!
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Inkling by dtr-nsfw (deviltownresident)
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
25 May 2025
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- Part 2 of Ford Has Tentacles
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Ford trains Arthur by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
18 Apr 2025
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Ford needs to put Arthur in his place.
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Gay or European by DiaryofWinnie
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
12 Apr 2025
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也许他从前在地球上时没费心考虑过这个，但只要你是个英国人、你就逃不过这个终极论题，即使地球早都被炸得连渣都不剩了也一样。某种意义上它比宇宙的终极论题还要烦人且急迫。
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- Part 1 of hhgg:我们42次穿过宇宙
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Zaphod Learns His Place by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
31 Mar 2025
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Questular gets Trillian and Humma to join her on a mission to entertain Kwaltz, while dealing with Zaphod at the same time. A continuation of 'The Whale of Doubt'.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,320
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 17
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Infinity minus one [ENG] by VARVN
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
24 Mar 2025
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Press the button - get the result.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxySeries
- Part 1 of How we three had fun [ENG]
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Бесконечность минус единица [RUS] by VARVN
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
24 Mar 2025
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Нажми на кнопку - получишь результат.
Путеводитель автостопщика по ГалактикеSeries
- Part 1 of Как мы втроем зажигали [RUS]
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 1,215
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 41
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Prognoz by fordprefectz
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
12 Feb 2025
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Two children from a small, cold town on Betelgeuse Five find themselves at an extremely rough part of their lives; burdened by unfair guilt, responsibility, and pain during a period of constant change.
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Drinking Buddies by PigHill_Jimster
Fandoms: Babylon 5 (TV 1993), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
23 Jan 2025
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I normally write original stories from my own mind, but I had this crazy idea for a piece of fan-fiction once and just went with it. Here's the result. A very short story where two Captains meet up for a drink and chill out for a while.