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Run.
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Orphan! Tommy is chased after stealing something (as he does). He gets chased to the statue of the past Antarctic Empire’s royal family, cursed to be statues unless touched by their soulmate.
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Tommy almost didn’t notice the blue string wrapped around his wrist when it appeared. He should have been expecting it. He was 15 after all.
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Tommy is worried that his soulmate won’t like him, but when his string appears, he finds he is very wrong.
(Antarctic Empire Au)
Tommy almost didn’t notice the blue string wrapped around his wrist when it appeared. He should have been expecting it. He was 15 after all.Or
Tommy is worried that his soulmate won’t like him, but when his string appears, he finds he is very wrong.
(Antarctic Empire Au)
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- Part 2 of Soulmate Collection
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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 May 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
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once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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Tommy’s tail nervously curled around the leg of the chair, and if he would get nagged by the social worker, he would’ve pulled his legs up and crouched on the seat. It would’ve been a lot more comfortable than sitting on the hardwood. Tommy ducked his head lower, a curtain of blonde hair falling onto his face to hide the scowl.
He is ‘in-de-pen-dant’, and he doesn’t need people watching over him.
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Cat Shifter! Tommy gets mixed up in DNA tests, kidnappings, and a green teletubby.
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Through the Twisting Woods by augfire50, Steamlover4, Sword_Queen
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Disney's Toontown Online (Video Game), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
16 Nov 2024
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In the aftermath of The Dream Hunt and Madden's attack. The DSMP members are stuck in a Nightmarish world where they'll be trapped inside their worst nightmare seemingly forevermore. But many of their new friends from Toontown refuse to let them be stuck in their nightmares. So with the help of the mysterious Obi, They went into the nightmare world and planned on breaking every one of their nightmares. But as they went on their journey and saved each one. They end up learning about the dark secrets of their past and end up having a target on their back by the Madden and the Nightmares who plans on killing the ones who attempt to ruin their perfect world.
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- Part 3 of Beyond the Fourth Wall
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Eret looks up, hearing footsteps behind her, confused.
"Kristin?"
"I need your help."
Eret had never stood up so fast in their life.
or: Kristin finds out what the qsmp did to Phil. She's not happy.
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(Previously: Sleep Deprived Chaos Is The Best Chaos)
“I’m not a kid Siren.” “Yes you are.” Says Siren, the top villain in L’Manburg, who’s harassing Tommy for no reason. Tommy was debating the merits of punching him in the face and running.
Siren raises an unimpressed eyebrow, “You literally look 13 and have the worst sleep schedule I have ever seen, and that’s coming from someone who knows at least 5 people with insomnia.” “I’m not 13 I’m 16, and don’t know anything about my sleep schedule.” Siren only raises the eyebrow more, “I’m a phantom, Gremlin child.” “I’m not a kid.”
Tommy huffs and crosses his arms, he’s a big man, and his sleep schedule is perfectly fine (not).
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Wilbur, aka Siren finds a very sleep deprived avian! Tommy and proceeds to snatch him. Chaos ensues.
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Eret is scared. They don't know what's happening to them, one second everything was normal and the next... the next they were drowning the greatest threat on the server in a lavafall yet completely untouched by the rain of fire themself. They should be dead, Eret knows that, and yet they're not, not even close. But they don't have time to unpack all of that right now.
Right now they have to return Micheal to his parents' loving embrace. But perhaps more will yield from this strange and traumatic series of events, old bonds unearthed and betrayals healed, new friendships born and families formed. The birth of a God and the rise of the demonic Egg all the while. But for now, Eret knows one thing, and that is that they are scared, very scared.
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Fuck Ya Chicken Strips (Abandoned!) by AWholeNewBoi for Cycris_Omen, 123456780_qwerty
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Apr 2024
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Basically Tommy stumbles upon Puffy's house & almost dies of hypothermia. Puffy adopts him, & fluff & angst ensue.
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Nathanniel Não Estava Se Divertindo.
Em Um Momento Ele Estava tentando equilibrar sua vida Social e seus problemas Pessoais, Acabando por Adormecer No Sofa Da Sua Sala De Estar No Pequeno Apartamento Que Ele Tanto Se Esforçou, E Lutou Para Conseguir Pagar.
No Outro Ele Estava Em Um Sonho Extremamente Realista E Super Estranho.
Então Ele Acordou, E Percebeu que não estava Mas No Seu Mundo.
Então A Ficha Caiu, aquilo não era a porra de um sonho!
(EU NÃO APOIO O WILBUR!!)
- Language:
- Português brasileiro
- Words:
- 982
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.
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Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
The Crown Prince nodded.or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.
Series
- Part 3 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of Lagom
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Backpfeifengesicht
The word can be divided in two: Backpfeife which means “punch/slap” (on the face) and Gesicht which means “face”. It means a slappable face, a face "in need of a punch".The night after the Manberg-Pogtopia War ends, Dream and Eret meet up to talk.
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Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Oct 2023
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the executioner comes a-knockin'.
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Eret finds a family. Then, she finds herself. There's a moderate amount of chaos in between.Series
- Part 2 of 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊
- Part 2 of eret is traumatised collection
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Feel the Thunder in Your Bones by ggGladius for enby_chaos
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Aug 2023
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Wilbur still remembered the first time he'd laid eyes on Herobrine.
He had been freshly seventeen at the time, a chip on his shoulder and only just figuring out his social footing. Herobrine had been three times Friend's size at least, then, gleaming opalescent scales bright like fireworks in sunshine spilling over the open-air walls of the eyrie. As he'd leaned down to get a look at Wilbur, despite one eye having gone milky with blindness, Wilbur had held his breath and regretted ninety-percent of the choices that led him to that moment.
What he wouldn't give now to rewind to those days.
Because he hadn't regretted knowing the dragon and his Rider then.
Or: Eret and Wilbur are dragon riders, and Wilbur is determined to make his former-mentor and friend pay.
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- Part 3 of MCYT Fic Fight
- Part 8 of Oneshot Wonders
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The Oath of a King by AthenaMuse
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Aug 2023
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In one timeline Sam lied about his intentions, and foolishly Eret believed him, leading to the death of a mostly innocent Ender and a rescue mission to bring desperate parties together as friends. In this timeline, Sam doesn't lie, believing that as Monarch Eret will agree with the steps he's taking to ensure the safety of the Server. In this timeline, something in Eret shifts, and a decision must be made.
Dream, must Die.
(AKA, Eret suddenly becomes God and immediately kills Dream for the betterment of the Server)
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I'm Sorry Brother (I know I Let You Down) by Ringravity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Aug 2023
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“Blood is coming.”
He could feel the excitement of the voices jumping in his head.
“I’m leaving.”
He turned around to see the tables behind him were empty. Most of the people had left, and the few that remained blocked the door with their weapons drawn.
“I’m afraid we have orders to not allow that to happen, Technoblade.”
: Or an AU Where syndicate space tracker Phil and Technoblade track down the rumor of an avian hybrid and have an old enemy return to get revenge.
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Pirates are dangerous. They roam the high seas and steal from the King and Empire. They are heartless and cruel monsters who are better suited to a swaying noose than a jail cell.
Ranboo never expected to become a pirate. Nor did he expect them to treat him better than anyone else had.
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Mystery Aboard The Wanderlust Express by Ringravity for Drewerdy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth
29 May 2023
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“Open the door,” Technoblade commanded.
Wil yelped. “We’ll both fall out.”
Technoblade huffed. “You might. Open it.” He pushed the knife tighter against his neck.
“Do it, Wil,” Phil said, trying again to keep his voice calm.
Wil fumbled with the door. It swung open, and the world sped by. The train had slowed, but it was still at a speed that anyone who fell out would likely die.
:Or an AU where two of the most skilled Antarctic Empire spies, Phil and Wilbur take on a mission to catch a gem smuggler on a train. Not every plan goes correct...
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Eret's normal. He's the king. They kill mobs with a sword and kiss with their lips.
They are normal until, suddenly, they realise they are not. An encounter with the past makes them very aware of just how much things have changed.
// selfcest ft fooleret later on.
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According to the Academy's textbooks, there are no living Rangers who have the mental ferocity to Solo Pilot. The neural load was made to be split; everyone says it can't be done, that any Ranger who does is an anomaly. The Ranger who actively solo pilots on a regular occurrence - Eret, lone Jaeger pilot of Mark III Jaeger 'Eternal' - should be dead.
That doesn't change the fact that someone can solo pilot without frying their brain. Ranboo clings onto this whenever a kaiju kills his partner. He can avenge Tubbo - if only his Marshal would let him pilot his Jaeger alone.
Ranboo's normal, the other pilots spit in his face, the neural load would fry his brain - but Ranboo can't take no for an answer unless he wants to shatter apart into a million tiny pieces.
In response, they ship him off to Anchorage Shatterdome to meet his new mentor: Eret.
OR, Pacific Rim solo piloting au: Eret mentors Ranboo on how to do the impossible. Neither are okay, but they don't need to be to beat the shit out of the monsters that threaten humanity. Momret and kidboo.
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- Part 4 of eret is traumatised collection