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    !!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!

     

    Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.

    But a basic summary of this one is:
    Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.

    Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.

    After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad finally takes action.

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    Tommy is obsessed with vampires and wants to convince his dad(Phil) that their real. He meets vampire hunter!!Wilbur.

    Tommy looks like Vampire!!Techno's dead brother. (This totally doesn't become a problem)

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    When Phil made the decision to go undercover in a terrorist organization for what was likely to be years, he knew he would have to do things he would never forgive himself for. If that's what it takes to make the world a safer place for people everywhere, for his children, then he would do it.

    Then he meets the organization's weapon, The Blade: a trained assassin, a perfectly loyal tool, a killer that never blinks. And he's just an innocent boy. One that Phil can't save while keeping his cover.

    Phil chooses to save the world, and has to deal with the aftermath every day for the rest of his life. And the rest of the life of the boy he helped break.

    Techno is a brainwashed assassin whose sole purpose is obeying the people who made him. Phil is a spy working undercover as his handler. It's as complicated as one would expect.

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    For a single ragged exhale, Techno wondered what the occasion was. And then, the raucous noise of his son bursting into the room rumbled in his chest. Bubbling up into something calmer, easier.

     

     

    It was perfect. Five-star meals, satin tablecloths, silverware. Tommy was smiling at him, but there was something missing. Something Techno cannot face.

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    This goes against every single rule Wilbur has ever been asked to follow.

    His family would kill him. Tommy would feel lied to. Techno would turn him in for points. Phil wouldn't be able to look at him. The agency as a whole would scrape his name off the leaderboard with some turpentine and a sneer.

    But, even while he's a vigilante and Wilbur is a hero, Quackity looks incredible in neon lights.

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    Or, the half SBI half TNTduo fic where Wilbur has to navigate just about every type of relationship while working through his trauma; completely unaware to the silent threat growing behind the scenes. (I'M NOT ON HIATUS I'M JUST WRESTLING WITH WRITER'S BLOCK, GIVE ME LIKE A WEEK OR TWO MORE) (I KNOW ITS BEEN ALL SUMMER. IM STILL NOT ON HIATUS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE TIME. THATS HOW BAD IT IS OK)

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    The Antarctic Empire is a cruel, oppressive empire. Prince Wilbur knew this better than anyone. Every time a new innocent prisoner arrives in the dungeons, Wilbur does the same thing: he tries to vouch for them and moves on. But when he meets a pink-haired boy in a cell, something felt different. The boy’s hatred is clear, but there’s something that pulls Wilbur in, like they were always meant to meet.

    Technoblade grew up in the slums, only surviving because of a prophecy that marks him as the one who will destroy the Antarctic Empire, having fellow citizens take care of him. Now, caught while trying to fulfill his destiny, Technoblade faces certain death. But when he meets Prince Wilbur, he starts to wonder if the prince is really as heartless as he was told.

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    He stood in front of this sacred mansion, and once he would leave, he would have a solution. A plan. A mercy, for this man.

    Wilbur Craft. Technoblade knew that name for what felt like thousands of years. He was supposed to kill him and everything connected to him, but he wouldn’t. Wilbur, he decided, would not die.

    ~

    Or: Two soul-bonded princes and a lot of existential confusion. Oh, and there’s a prophecy involved.

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    “So… if they show up, do we hide in the attic or something? Or should I just tell them I’m eighteen? I could fake a beard… I’m sure Tubbo could find me a fake id,” he said, stroking an imaginary beard, his eyebrows wiggling in mock seriousness.

    or

    techno tries to keep his brother out of foster care after their grandad passes

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    What's it like to be a hero? Is it the grandiose display of heroism, or is it the mundane problems holding you back from your sworn duty? A character study.

    (Title from Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler)

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    At the age of 12, Technoblade had been thrown into war. Each family had to give one warrior, and his father had held onto his twin and pushed Techno into the soldier's arms. Well the soldier was in shock, Techno was not. He knew his brother was better than him and his family couldn’t risk losing him, he was their only chance at good fortune.

     

    OR.

     

    Phil is a bad parent and treats Technoblade very poorly. When war hits, he sends technoblade to fight. After being presumed dead, techno meets Sam and earns a new brother, but what happens when he is forced to go back to his old life?

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    (friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.

    “Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”

    A heavy pause. Techno yawns.

    “..I don’t know.”


    “And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain

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    Many debate what happens after we pass. Technoblade wouldn't be able to tell you though, since the universe has decided to turn him into a cliche isekai anime protagonist.
    Technoblade didn't want to live a new life, having few regrets in his first, knowing his content had brought joy to many around the world, and entrusting his loved ones to continue selling out his brand. Though, you can't really deny the call of the sea. Besides, he had a promise to keep.
    He'd forsake the new name he'd been gifted, and donned one he vowed to uphold in the next hundred lives.
    Technoblade never dies.

    Under threat of no more sweets, the next chapter has been published.

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    After so long of putting up with the voices that aren't his raging around his head, Technoblade loses control and ends up hurting the one person he shouldn't have.

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    Metamorphosis

    A transformation or dramatic change in form, often used to describe the life cycle of insects or symbolic personal growth.

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    Techno is finally coming home after the accident. It's a big change for everyone, but they're happy he's finally home.

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    Techno was four when his parents, allegedly, died in a fire. He grew up in L'Manberg in the foster system. Once he aged out, he ended up having a kid, Tommy. Now, at twenty-three with a five year old, he's finding out he was kidnapped and is forced to up and move to a country he doesn't even remember.

    Oh! And not to mention... HE'S THE CROWN PRINCE!

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    Wilbur kicked at a stray rock, sending it skipping along the road. “He won’t tell me about Pogtopia, though,” he huffed, a touch petulant, like a child denied a bedtime story. “It sucks, y’know? It’s just a blur. I get bits and pieces, but it’s like trying to hold water in my hands—it just slips right through. I wish I could remember. I wish I knew what I was like.”

    He turned to Tommy then, brows furrowed, his sharp features softened by the fading light. “I wasn’t that bad, right?”

    or

    I decided to write my very angsty head canons for what actually happened during Pogtopia, and how it effects Tommy years afterward with every member of his family.

     


    tags will be added as story contiues

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    Technoblade did not know he was destined for things in the galaxy. But in a galaxy far, far away, his family await for him, whether he likes it or not. Watch Technoblade from birth to the end, as he faces with more than he could ever want to see and stains his hands with blood no matter what.

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    Tommy screamed as Techno stabbed their foster dad, screamed as Techno ripped the knife down and gutted him screamed as Techno tackled him to the ground and started stabbing his chest apart until it was a bloodied mangled mess of skin rib and muscle screamed when Techno slit the man’s throat getting covered in blood Tommy backed up as Techno stopped moving. Straddling the bloody corpse as he breathed heavily before looking over at Tommy, his pink hair falling into his face as he trembled dropping the knife as he walked over to Tommy with bloody shaking hands- blood dripped onto the once pristine white carpet as Techno crouched in front of his baby brother.

    “Toms-“ he croaked in a broken voice.

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    Technoblade wasn't used to problems like this.

    Problems Techno was familiar dealing with were stuff like fish at some of his hunting grounds rapidly declining in numbers, or accidentally cutting himself on the small pieces of metal that littered parts of the ocean floor.

    Big problems like these wasn't supposed to happen, and if they did, Techno was always more prepared.
    But right now, there wasn't just one big problem Techno had to deal with, but two.

    A summer storm was approaching, and there was a ship in Techno's water.
    OR
    Techno's only had the human for a day and a half but if anything happened to him he'd kill everyone in this ecosystem and then. kinda cry.

     

    OR OR
    Mershifter Technoblade is a bit paranoid towards humans, Wilbur is delighted with his new b̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ friend, Phil is trying to keep everyone on the same continent, Ranboo is Ranboo and Tommy is probably off somewhere doing crimes.

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    “Techno,” Tommy started with a yawn, slumping all of his weight onto his older brother's side as they both sat on the couch, wasting the day away passively. “Do you ever feel like you are the remnants of something?”

    //

    It's been a while since he's seen Techno’s violin up close. He has never held a violin a day in his life, let alone know how to play it.

    Still, it called him home.

    Tommy picked up the violin and began to play.

     

    Or, Tommy and Techno are brothers in every lifetime. The difference? Tommy could not remember, and Techno could never forget.

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    The ORIGINAL ending to Stuck With You.

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