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Edward Teach hasn't been to synagogue since his mom died, focusing on his restaurant. He decides to go to Rosh Hashanah services, which leads him to address his loss and make decisions about how he wants the year to go.
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Edward Teach moves to Gravity Falls to run away from his now ex-boyfriend, Jack Rackham. He has bought an old cabin in the woods, and he is determined to make this work, to start a new life as he deserves.
In the woods, he will meet a mysterious blonde man with six fingers in each hand who accidentally drops a diary. What's inside the diary? Why did the man in the restaurant get pale when Ed mentioned he was moving to the old cabin? -
Podfic of "The Pawfect Gentleman" by 1happydaiz by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Sep 2025
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Ed Teach and Izzy Hands have been working together, buying and flipping houses, for longer than Ed wants to think about. Ed moves in, does all the work, then moves on to the next project.
The trouble is, he's so fucking bored.When he and his dog Ivan move into their latest project, there's something about it that feels different.
In the woods behind the house, is a tree that continued growing up towards the sun even after it had been knocked down. Ed can't help feeling envious of the tree's determination to keep on going when everyone expected it to give up.
That tree leads Ed and Ivan to meet a mysterious and captivating golden-haired man, and the trajectory of all of their lives is changed forever.
This is a story about coming back from your lowest point. Making something beautiful from the ruins of what came before. Working out what you really want from life and going out to get it.
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podfic of Free Space by YellowMustard
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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Ed plans a romantic date with Stede but gets in his head about "the implication" of being alone on his boat. Inspired by "The Implication" scene in the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode, "The Gang Buys A Boat" (S6E3).
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Bored and alone at an academic conference, Ed meets Stede, who invites him, on impulse, to crash someone else's wedding.
Ed's life will never be the same.
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And they all lived happily ever after and opened up Pyrate Theatre, putting on the best fuckin shows on the high seas three nights a week with matinees. Everybody gets to write a play, and they have certainly put on some plays. The stage is set: tonight, it's opening night for Ed.
Unless something absolutely horrible happens first.
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Where the Heart Runs Yearly by hideplueshi, VioletSmith
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Aug 2025
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In the dead of night, Stede Bonnet is woken up by a banging on his cottage door. It's Ed Teach and his annoying friend Iggy, who is so direly wounded he might not recover. In a last ditch attempt to save him, Ed and Stede turn to the warlock known as Frenchie, whose music can heal blights and move mountains.
Together they embark on a journey to save Izzy's life. The journey will introduce them to innkeepers and bandits, bounty hunters and royals, Fae beings of the other-world and the ghosts of each other's pasts. It will take them through forests and cities, mountains and crossroads, to the ancient haunts of the Mage King himself.
And if they find their way home again, nothing will ever be the same.
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“You will be sacrificed to the sea dragon the night of the next full moon,” his father tells him, in the same matter-of-fact tone he used when informing Stede of his engagement.
Stede stares at him, blood draining away from his face. “What?” he manages. Sacrificed? In two days? He looks at Lord Hornigold, who nods in agreement, and Nigel and Chauncey, who look very pleased. “You mean I’ll… I’ll die?”
“To keep our people safe,” his father says.
“Ned has to be placated and it’s only the blood of a royal virgin that appeases him,” Lord Hornigold explains.
Prince Stede Bonnet is seconds away from being sacrificed to a sea dragon when a sea monster named Ed rescues him instead.
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Maybe This Time by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for YellowMustard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Aug 2025
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Damage has been done. Serious damage. Physical, emotional, psychological. The unholy trinity of pain.
Ed has a great deal of healing to do. Physical, emotional, psychological. And, as much as he hates to admit it, he just can’t do that without at least some contact with the cause of it all: Stede fucking Bonnet.
As Ed’s scars slowly knit back together, and Stede gets the chance to darn the gaping holes he tore in Ed’s soul, the threads of their lives begin to weave into a skein of something new. Something potentially very fine.
And, who knows?
Maybe this time they’ll both be lucky. Maybe this time Stede will stay.
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A modern AU exploration of the post-Kraken era.
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Плавучий катафалк by fandom Our Flag Means Death 2025 (team_Our_Flag_Means_Death), FortunataFox
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Aug 2025
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В отчаянной попытке разыскать «Месть» и вернуть Эдварда Стид заручается поддержкой очень опасного союзника, так что вскоре оба со-капитана оказываются в смертельной ловушке. Они не оставляют надежды на спасение, но смогут ли они до него дожить, сохранив себя и чувства друг к другу, когда пленитель твёрдо намерен их уничтожить?
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Instead Of The Sea, We Can Be On Land, Together. by heartxiieee
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Aug 2025
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Stede and Edward own the Inn, and everything is going wonderful. It is busy, sure, but everything is perfect! Right? Well not so much, the work is insane and chaotic, and both men are struggling a lot, but maybe things will turn back around?
or..
In the beginning, everything was going smoothly for both Stede and Edward, until things started to take a turn.
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an olive branch, of sorts by stationary_cycle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Aug 2025
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Hell ordered Crowley to secure Blackbeard’s soul, but he didn’t have to do it like this; he didn’t have to drag Chauncey out there, hand him a gun and directions to Bonnet’s bunk on a silver platter. He didn’t have to rip Bonnet from Edward so callously.
But he did, and now here they are.
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When Ed is having a bad week, little Izzy decides to bring his daddy something to help.
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Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach haven't had a good night's sleep since they arrived at this damned inn. Every single night, horrific monsters visit them in their dreams. And with each passing day, their bodies grow weaker. They are being consumed by grief and guilt for Izzy's death, and the tension between them is palpable.
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Ed’s painting was bad.
Really bad.
Terrible.
A travesty.
It was supposed to be a lighthouse up against a gentle blue sea and, well, it looked a lot like…nothing.
[Modern AU: Ed has self-esteem issues when he attends one of his new boyfriend Stede's painting classes.]
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Ed looks down at himself. He’s dressed in soft clothes. He recognizes Stede’s breeches and linen shirt from the first day. White stockings and no shoes. The black cravat is tied loosely around his neck.
“Edward.”
Ed looks up. It’s Stede, standing not far from the bed nook, wearing one of his fancy teal suits and smiling softly, his eyes sparkling in the low light of the lamps.
Ed wants to scream. He wants to throw up. Or hide. He wants to stab Stede in the guts.
He doesn’t do any of that. Instead, he rushes into Stede’s arms, which wrap around him tightly. He buries his face in Stede’s shoulder as he kisses the top of Ed’s head.
“I missed you,” Ed says.
“I missed you, too. I’m here now. Shh, I’m here.
It’s a dream. No way in hell this is real. But Ed doesn’t care.
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During his Kraken Era, Ed finds a magic ring that shows him visions of Stede. As the days pass and his sadness grows, Ed tries to figure out how he can make the visions permanent.
One way or another, Ed can't live like this anymore.
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Sogni ricorrenti e rimedi particolari by Donniegirl88
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jul 2025
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Con questa storia partecipo alla 4ship challenge del gruppo Hurt/Confort su Facebook
Prompt di G. B: "Non ti lascio, affronteremo questa cosa insieme" che ringrazio tanto perché era un pezzo che avevo in mente questa entry, dovevo solo trovare il prompt giusto!
Nulla di che, Ed è tormentato da un sogno ricorrente riguardante la morte del padre, inizialmente vuole tenere nascosta la cosa a Stede, ma non ci riesce e Stede per aiutarlo gli propone una soluzione anacronistica...
Può essere ci sia un seguito!- Language:
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I'll Wait as Long as You Need, Until You Don't Want Me by the_telephone_pole_bit
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jul 2025
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Ed waits for Stede at the docks.
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