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Love Triangle designed by Bergholt Stuttley Johnson by Anonymous
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Things go pear-shaped during the glorious 25th of May. Now Vimes is stuck in a past that seems to have been damaged beyond repair.
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Vetinari, who was currently getting some air on deck, seemed to be perfectly content on the uneven waters, as was irritatingly typical of the man. Even after nigh on thirty years of knowing the Patrician, the past six of them spent as his husband no less, Vimes still managed to feel a stab of annoyance towards the ease at which Vetinari acquired complex skills with limited training, such as travelling by boat.
After a slight derail of travel plans in the form of several landslides following the conclusion of a diplomatic-turned-criminal-investigation trip to Überwald, Samuel Vimes finds himself celebrating his wedding anniversary on a riverboat.
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- Part 2 of the patrician and his terrier
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Vetinari invites Vimes to dinner.
Spoiler: They don't make it to dessert.
Just some fluff, feelings and very tame smut. There's also some spoilers for Night Watch, but otherwise it's pretty much unrelated to canon.
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The room is dark, lit only by a small fire burning in the grate. It isn’t enough to warm the large and sparsely decorated room.
A man is silhouetted by the window, his face turned towards the city outside. A cigar glows where it is held between his teeth, fades, glows again as he inhales. Smoke curls in the air above him.
Another man leans against the desk in the centre of the room. Normally he is sat behind it, a man made into a fortress. A single lilac sits in a glass on the desk.Vetinari and Vimes, post Night Watch
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"Genuine Klatchian Miracle! Witness the Lives You Might Have Lived! Limited Supply!"
When a dubious merchant starts selling magical mirrors that allow the user to glimpse the lives of their alternate selves, the Patrician simply has to test one of the confiscated devices himself, doesn't he? -
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“What?” Downey says again, flicking him lightly between the eyes. Immediately, his previous resolution is undermined, but that’s Downey for you. Abrasive in both senses. “Focus, dog-botherer. You’ve been drinking.”
He knows that. That’s not the problem. The problem is that he’s not drunk enough. Every time he closes his eyes, Keel’s face swims before him, and the bitter stem of a lilac masks the taste of whatever-it-is he’s been drinking. He puts all this to Downey: “Not enough. Not yet.”
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Keel dies in a street fight at the end of it all. He dies before he can become Vimes again, before he can hold his son and kiss his wife once more, before he can bring a criminal called Carcer to the noose.
Keel dies in a street fight at the beginning of it all and Sam Vimes is left to carry on in a world of little changes.
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Friends, Crushes, and Other Things More Confusing Than Time Travel by Rakhel
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
25 May 2025
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Working hard to do the whole teenage friendship thing right, Sybil and Havelock discuss crushes. Decades and disasters later, as mature, responsible adults, Sybil and Havelock... discuss crushes.
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Vetinari had participated in the The People's Revolution of the Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May. He fought alongside the other revolutionaries, lilac sprig showing that he was a comrade. This was not a commonly known fact, people wouldn't know what to do with the information.
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Sybil meets Nanny Ogg at a party; the Duchess of Ankh can talk to anyone, and Nanny can always lower the tone...
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When a spell from a student at the Unseen University goes wrong and causes chaos in Ankh-Morpork, Commander Samuel Vimes is forced to confront his feelings for a certain tyrant...
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Instead of being sent back home after his trip to the past, Sam Vimes ends up somewhat misplaced in the trousers of time. It gets dark and complicated.
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Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 5ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 6ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit. 7ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion. 8ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux. 9ème : Vimes, Les vivants et les morts. 10ème : Vimes, Des saisons qui changent. 11ème : Vimes, Les fleurs ont fané. 12ème : Nobby, Et s'il n'en reste qu'un...
13ème : Vimes, Un œuf sur une tombe.Series
- Part 3 of Des bouts de légende
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Young Sam grows up with the Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork as his godfather, and then one day the man he knows as Uncle Havelock becomes something more, to their family.
A selection of scenes from Young Sam's birthdays, exploring his relationship with Vetinari as he grows.
Mostly fairly light but with a poignant ending - please read the tags!
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Some seventeen-year-olds have a clue. Fewer have a plan.
Or, Havelock Vetinari becomes a tyrant for the good of Ankh-Morpork.
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A collection of mini-fics and short scenes about Vimes' and Vetinari's...whatever-ship, linked by the theme of touch. Some of them are inspired by book events, some of them are entirely random.
The smut in this is entirely contained within the last chapter; the rest is pretty much teen and up.
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When Sam Vimes returns to the present day, Doctor Lawn insists he go back to wearing am eye patch or suffer the consequences (a 50% reduction in the number of eyes healthily residing in the Commander’s head).
Now bearing such an uncanny resemblance to a man long dead, Vimes causes a stir among those that remember those last few days at the barricades.
No reaction is stranger, or more consequential, than that of Havelock Vetinari.
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After it turns out that John Keel was no other than Samuel Vimes, Havelock Vetinari must acknowledge that their relationship has irrevocably changed.
Loosely connected scenes from a developing relationship, starting after Night Watch.
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Vimes and Vetinari exchange gifts at Hogswatch.
A huge thank you to everyone who has read, liked or commented on any of my fics this year...you have brought me so many smiles and it has been an absolute pleasure to write for you 💜 Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate! 🎄
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Vimes sleeps for half an hour before baby Sam starts to cry again. No one is going to hold him tonight except for his family.
Carrot is very good with babies.
Half-asleep and with every inch of his body still hurting, Vimes thinks about this, and about Carrot, and comes to a conclusion that's been eluding him for years.