15 Works in Scott Malkinson as Captain Diabetes
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The Butthole by Pajaros_en_la_cabeza
Fandoms: South Park, The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
20 Oct 2025
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A criminal organization which has created a drug with devastating effects. A conspiracy in Hell that will bring the disaster to this realm. An alien brought up on Earth who comes back to annihilate it. An old lost friend determined to pull everyone into the abyss. The Freedom Pals can't handle everything—so what can you do? You're not a hero. All you've ever wanted since you were a kid is a normal life. But you are the New Kid. You moved to South Park. You simply can't have a normal life. And for some reason, everybody counts on you. Will you save South Park—or doom it? Will you even make it to the end?
A choose-your-own-adventure fanfic mostly based on the video games.Series
- Part 9 of South Park Heroes
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A strange lady irrupts in Kenny's life. Everything points out that she is...himself..., from another dimension. One of the many Mysterions in existence. But that's impossible, isn't it? Unless there is some kind of problem with the fabric of reality the Freedom Pals must fix.
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- Part 3 of South Park Heroes
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South Park was a quiet mountain town, where nothing ever happened.
At least that was what everyone believed...In reality, the town was overflowing with criminality, corruption, money laundry schemes and greedy politicians trying to take the little of income the people of the town had.
After being witness to a violent crime, Kenny McCormick, a boy in the last year of high school decided to step up and become the hope the city desperatly needs.
Soon, many super heroes start showing up and with their arrival, a new threat come to town as well.
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Scott has always felt that people love Captain Diabetes but couldn't care less about Scott Malkinson. Sophie, as well...But he just can't say no to her.
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- Part 6 of South Park Heroes
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Playing at 13-14 years old? Why not, Doc aint letting his ultimate plan for their franchise go to waste and besides they did got a few bucks in the past years. Here's the probelm, after the New Kid accidentally altered their current timeline to where everyone's identities are ACTUALLY unknown and having their badass powers come to reality, they now need to find a way back - after some bickering with the Coon of course since that racoon thought that they could expand their franchise wider and all.. - everyone agreed in the end cause they knew it was pointless to argue further with the Coon. Now they need to get used to living in their new 'home'.
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CONTINUATION OF 'COON AND FRIENDS RETURN'. Two years have passed since Kyle, Kenny, Stan and the others got superpowers and have become vigilantes. But with fame come the haters, and they will find out the bad way what damage they can cause...
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- Part 5 of South Park Heroes
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Incorrect Quotes Brought to you by Superheroes by SnowflakesAndChaos
Fandoms: South Park
03 Mar 2025
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A bunch of incorrect quotes. Also New Kid's villain name is Dynamite.
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As they step into adulthood, our friends from South Park forget about their childhood games and try to deal with all the pesky adult problems. However, an accident makes those make-belief superhero plays very real...As real as the menace that comes with their powers.
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- Part 1 of South Park Heroes
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Scott has been through it all with Mosquito. Scars litter his neck and arms. There’s one on his thigh, too, which had particularly hurt because it was in a spur of anger instead of hunger, and Mosquito’s proboscis had stabbed right down to the bone. There’s scar tissue on his cheek from when he’d been startled in Scott’s tussle for freedom by entering guards, piercing straight through the flesh and managing to prick the inner gum on the opposite side, killing the nerve. It was a horrible affair, with Scott’s remorse being a greater pain than his physical injury, for he’d watched Mosquito be tasered and confined in time for everyone to escape. An act of brutality.
Scott will always prefer being sucked dry.
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"GIVE HIM BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR-"
"Or what? You can't change what's been done."
The Freedom Pals have been heroes since they were teenagers and Friends for longer.
A long time ago, one of them was lost to the evils of this world. He has turned to their greatest foe and has faced them with a new challenge. If they turn on one another, maybe things will be different and somebody could see his point of view.
But Stan just wants Kyle back. Maybe now, they'll finally have to kill Professor Chaos, their groups mortal enemy.
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Ever wondered how the games group of 'Super Heroes' got their big break in their beloved town called South Park?
Come see what went down during their recording process! See the makings of heart felt drama, and how even the most careless of heroes can be passionate....except for Craig.
He's never passionate.
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(The title has barely anything to do with the story i just couldnt come up with anything else.)
It had been days, and no one had seen Clyde at all. Not one person could reach him and everyone was too scared or nervous to approach his house, those that tried claimed they could hear a deep buzzing within, and after three weeks, Coon and friends grew restless.
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- Part 4 of My one-shots and such
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What happens when one day in South Park Colorado Tweek Tweak mysteriously vanishes during a power season? will he ever return? how will Craig deal with such heartbreak on a day where he had so much joy to start off with?.
Whatever happens he will never forget his lover, Tweek Tweak. He will always look for him, even if he has to become a cheesy ass hero to do so. He WILL! find him.
God, life sucks ass.
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After a mission gone wrong, it's up to the Human Kite to help the Coon.
Written for Day 1 of Kyman Week 2021. The prompts were 'The Fractured But Whole' and 'hand holding' so I combined both!Series
- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2021
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random thing where theyre all fighting people and then new kid is in trouble. scott and nk are besties. i am hyperfixated, and this is not my usual type of writing.
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