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Things get a little heated at the Stardrop Saloon one rainy evening.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Violence, injuries mentioned, Clint
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you’re a hooker who owes her pimp money and his right hand man, Clint comes to collect.
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I dare you to try it by DragonoftheShadows
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
03 May 2025
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After being hit with a strange blast from a weapon in a battle, Tony and Bucky find themselves unable to leave eachother alone. Literally. As tensions mount, they begin to question... do they even want to be apart?
Based on this work and serving as the work for the 2024 inktober day 29 prompt, "Navigator"
(Summary of original piece) Tensions mount as Tony and Bucky find themselves getting closer to one another than they'd ever anticipated when their connection began.
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- Part 17 of Inktober 2024
- Part 2 of Winteriron Bingo Round 3
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the weight of dust by TheThirdChild
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 May 2025
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Post-Snap, Tony Stark is drowning in grief and alcohol, pushing the Avengers’ patience to its limit. But a drunken outburst reveals the devastating truth: Tony didn’t just lose a teammate—he lost his son.
some one-shots. Really, they're all sad.
Edit on 7/9/25: I am marking this as complete, though I'll add more if/when I think of them. -
Peter gets the respect he deserves by laibaly
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Feb 2025
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Some of the rogue Avengers have been harsh towards their new youngest member despite Tony showing support to his spiderling peter is pushed over his limits and decides to showcase how he has been understimated. Reveal of hidden strength followed by a powerful speech from an even angrier Peter.
The summary isn't the greatest but please give the fanfic a try
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[Podfic] Just Being Neighbourly by DevilWithABirdDress for 42donotpanic
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
27 Dec 2024
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It's a pity their new next-door neighbour, Bucky, has such a massive crush on Nat. But Clint can at least appreciate the baked goods he keeps bringing around.
Natasha just wishes Clint would get a clue. But they are good cookies.
Steve isn't sure his waistline is going to survive Bucky's new crush.
Podfic of Just Being Neighbourly by mariana_oconnor.
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The Loom was going to fail. That much was certain. Loki knew he had one decision to make, coming to terms was made easier when a ghost from the future pays him a visit.
This is a story about death and grief, and how not everyone gets to say goodbye, but time heals all wounds in the end.
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Originally a song fic based off ‘I’m tired’ by Labyrinth and Zendaya. -
The Chaos Twins by chaoticprincex
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
05 Nov 2024
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“Have fun you three!” Thor exclaimed, leaning down to the boys’ height to fake-whisper, “Tell your Papa I said hello.” Both boys smiled and nodded, then threw themselves at Thor who caught them expertly in his arms for a hug.
“Bye Uncle Thor!” Vali said into Thor’s neck, Narvi echoing it on the other side a moment after.
Thor laughed softly as they left on their walk, “well, they are ju–” he cut himself off as he turned and saw all of the Avengers staring at him as if they hadn’t moved for some time. Bruce caught Thor’s eyes and cringed, shrugging his shoulders.
“Uncle Thor?” Clint exclaimed. “Please tell me that Sigyn is your sister you never told us you had.”
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The Avengers visit New Asgard and meet more of Thor's family. -
trust in the earth’s wisdom, for her roots run deep. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
17 Jun 2024
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“So what brought you down ‘ere, miss?” The bus driver asked Victoria, glancing up from the bus mirror. She shrugged, glancing out the window to the opening, something she assumed was the bus stop, and to the woman standing there with a bright smile on her face.
“I don’t know. The city was.. too much.”
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Roleplay Night by Pandagirl23
Fandoms: Marvel, Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
22 Feb 2024
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Another night, Tony found himself standing in front of makeup and an outfit. Something he caught Bucky gawking at when they were trying to find baby supplies. IF anything, Tony was excited to try out something.
He owes Pepper a week from meetings for watching Uliss.
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- Part 86 of Enass-AU
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The God Who Fell by ThePsychoSweetheart
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Nov 2023
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A typical evening in the Tower turned on its head when a familiar face crashes through the roof and several floors.
Now Tony has to find answers to the who, what, when, where, why, and how of the whole situation, which isn't helped by the God of Mischief's amnesia.
Things become even more difficult when Tony's feelings get involved.
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Its Where my Demons Hide by Stark_head
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
27 Jul 2023
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when a mission goes wrong, three avengers and stuck in a cave where tony suffers from accute ptsd and clint unknowingly make things worse. now the team has to pick up the pieces and deal with the aftermath. one shot. TONY!WHUMP! TONY ANGST!
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Sebastian is drawn to the dauntingly tall and strong farmer; Shellby. After an incident on her birthday he hopes for a chance to clear things up, that chance comes with a thunderstorm.
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- Part 1 of Shellby in Stardew Valley
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Spider-boy, king of thieves, weave your little webs of opacity by spidey__kay
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2022
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Peter’s emotions are already on the fritz around the anniversary of Ben’s death. It doesn’t help that everyone is treating him like a child.
He’s crabby and overtired as is, and his emotions bubble over when he hears Taylor Swift calling him “Spider-Boy” on her new album. He’s not a child. Not. A. Child.
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one, two, three by anyabarnes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Nov 2022
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Living in a new world came with trying all the new food. He was finally in a time in his life where he didn’t need to worry about money, and he could afford so much more than just boiled cabbage. So he took advantage of that.
He ate everything he could get his hands on.or
Bucky Barnes develops an eating disorder. Steve Rogers just wants to help.
Originally written two years ago; re-uploaded with edits
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Three winged musketeers by Rowen (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Jan 2022
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When the Avengers find a trio of winged kids in a hydra base, they rush to save them. The only problem- they aren't going to come willingly.
Or the Avengers find some fucked up kids and adopt them, but they are not happy about it.
This is set after the first Avengers movie.
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Avengers...I Shrunk The Genius by GayRainbowBridge
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
07 Dec 2021
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Where Loki was forced to carry Tony in his pocket for one whole week.
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- Part 13 of Frostiron Stories/Oneshots
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You Say the Whole World’s Ending, Honey It Already Did by afriendfromwork
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Dec 2021
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Two videos, watched with 5 years in between, by two grieving men trying their hardest to let go.
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Tony knew it was hopeless. He would never see the kid again. He needed to move on. They all did. They could never lead relatively normal lives grieving half the universe. He needed to take Pepper, and maybe Happy, and run. Take what he had left. Take every remanent part of Peter Parker and bury it.
One day, Peter would forget what it felt like to sit next to Tony on his lab bench, covered in motor oil and running on yesterday’s breakfast. He’d forget the sound of his laugh, and they way he would pretend not to smile when Peter made an obscure reference. But he’d remember the way it felt to come home to May, finally conquering the kitchen. He’d remember the look on Morgan’s face when she came home with an A on a test, the sound of her laughter when she finally understood one of Peter’s movie references. And that was enough.
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Sparring Sessions by Pandagirl23
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Sep 2021
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What starts as a team meeting for sparring and team practice, ends in a salty ooze from two teammates.
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- Part 66 of Enass-AU
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High School by Kathl33n
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
27 Jul 2021
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Tony just wants to survive the year. Bucky may have other plans.