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Cadence of a Broken Chord by Damatris
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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"I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" Jaskier asked, fidgeting with his bead necklace and staring at the open gates of Oxenfurt from a distance.
"Hmmm," Geralt hummed.
"Thank you, darling. Very insightful."
"You're going to go there no matter what." Geralt shrugged.
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Oxenfurt was a busy place, filled with both bardic rivalry and friendships. A killer on the loose didn't make navigating the city and its intricacies any easier for Jaskier and Geralt.
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- Part 7 of A song you know's begun
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If The World Was Ending by cravingcoconutredbull
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
11 Mar 2025
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At a Tevinter wedding, a Crow and a Veiljumper cross paths—one hunting a Magister, the other freeing stolen kin.
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The Arachne's Egg Sack by dawnoftheagez
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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Kinktober day 27 Prompt - Multiple Limbs
Arachne - A Half Human/Half Spider Creature!Geralt is bested during a fight and becomes the Arachne's breeding toy.
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- Part 89 of noncon-kinktober
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Empyrean by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Mar 2024
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Taking the seat offered, he keeps his blade to his back. He’s sure the holstered thing has been noticed. If not by the man opposite him, then others. Why those very people haven’t slunk out from the shadows to try and force him out is beyond him.
But the thought stills as the man reaches out and brushes his fingertips along the back of Geralt’s hand, set against the bar.
A strange warmth trails after the vampire’s touch. The heart held inside the creature’s chest doesn’t beat. It hasn’t for decades. But warmth scalds Geralt’s skin anyway and he struggles not to shiver.
A vampire’s lulling charm.
The Witcher’s jaw tightens as he leans away, just an inch or two, and the vampire’s hand remains in the air.
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Modern!AU with Witcher!Geralt and Vampire!Jaskier
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Something touches him. A cold draft along the back of his neck, across his cheek. Vesemir desperately wants to believe it’s just the wind sighing around the house and creeping in through the window, but he knows it’s not.
Vesemir finds more than he bargained for on a contractSeries
- Part 5 of Witcher Whump Week 2024
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Owed A Hundred Times Over by tincturedwords
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 Nov 2023
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Visits in the dead of night never herald good news nor spell good fortune. No matter the who or the what or the why, it’s always a bad sign to have someone unexpectedly at your door after the sun has set.
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Spectre in the dark by KikiDoesFanfic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2023
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Jaskier is hopelessly lost, forest barely lit by the moon, hindered by clouds lazily drifting in it's path. He walks onward, eyes straining in the dark.
Geralt had told him to run, planted himself between Jaskier and the macabre figures that could have once been men. Jaskier hadn't, of course he hadn't, until one had broken off from the hoarde to make a meal of him, and he hastily scurried off deeper into the woods.
Now he can do nothing but hope Geralt catches up to him before the creature does.
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A Simple Contract by Lilly6042
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Jan 2023
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A shift above him sent red hot pain through his spine, a choked scream tearing from him. It grated his ribs like a forest fire, dancing through every bone until he was sure he’d suffocate on just the sheer panic of it. The shifting halted at his cry, and there was some shuffling before light pierced his tightly shut eyelids.
“Jaskier?!”
The voice was so distinctly Geralt; angry and demanding, but it held a barely contained panic and fear that Jaskier had never heard from him before. It came from just above him, where the beams of the building bore down upon him like an abrupt grave.
Right, the building. Jaskier’s position made a lot more sense now.
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A supposedly simple contract goes wrong; leaving Jaskier trapped and Geralt desperate to get his bard out before irreversible damage can be doneSeries
- Part 2 of Witcher Hurt/Comfort
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Geralt was hired for a monster hunting job, but when he wakes up instead of hunting the monster he is bound for it to breed
Day 10 - Oviposition
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- Part 10 of noncon-kinktober
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Why don't you just fuck off? by Annvian
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Oct 2022
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This was one of the most maddening contracts Lambert has ever encountered. Not only had he a curse to lift/fight against an ogre of all monsters but his client wanted to accompany him. No, Lambert also had to deal with another irritatingly chipper witcher. A fucking annoyingly handsome witcher at that!
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Of Battles and Bards by MarvelousMoose
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 May 2022
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The buzzing in Geralt’s head had reached unbearable levels. With no time to even grab his sword, he saw the world slant dangerously as he felt his body hit the ground and his vision faded to black.
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Geralt finds himself in trouble after a contract goes wrong and Jaskier fights to keep his friend alive. -
Each Act Its Own Reward by CaedHarlowe
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Apr 2022
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Gaetan, Witcher of the Cat School, is more than used to contracts going sideways. This one, though. Sideways doesn't even begin to cover it.
A story about Revenge (definitely). A story about Redemption (possibly). A story about Recklessness (oh so much of it).
Written for the Save a Witcher Bingo.
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Between you and danger by TinyThoughts for keikei_firefly
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Feb 2022
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Lifting Eskel's limp hand to his face, he presses his forehead to the back of that cold, cold hand.
He can't cry. Won't cry.
He has been through this before, many times, but with Geralt's extra mutagens it had always been... less.
With Eskel, no matter how big and sturdy he seems, Jaskier still feels helpless.
Drawing in a shuddering breath, he nuzzles his cheek into Eskel's palm.
"Don't you fucking dare leave me," Jaskier whispers, squeezing the hand a little tighter.Or: Eskel gets very hurt and realizes he has a few things to say.
(Prequel to the other stories but doing things in order is boring)Series
- Part 4 of Scars and golden kisses
- Part 8 of Handholding prompts 2021
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“I’m… hot.” Eskel said, a small furrow appearing in-between his brows. “Really hot. Is it… Is it hot? It shouldn’t be this hot in October—”
Geralt shook his head, “It’s, uh… It’s not hot, Esk. There’s frost on the ground.” He took a step closer, his amber eyes raking over Eskel’s goo-covered frame. “You’re looking a little red. You don’t think—” Now that he was standing a little closer, he could see beads of sweat forming on Eskel’s brow. Not to mention, he could feel heat pouring off of him, even six or seven feet away. “I think you might be infected.”
Eskel didn’t even appear to be phased. He was far too focused on… taking his clothes off. “Hot…”
“Eskel. Eskel.” The brunette blinked up at him sleepily, “What the hell are you doing?”
“Getting naked.” Eskel said, as if this was perfectly obvious. “It’s too hot for clothes. Help me… Help me take them off, Geralt.” The goo made Eskel clumsy, and the various layers of goo-drenched clothing that stood between him and his goal only seemed to frustrate him.
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Based on Ch. 28 of "For Every Action (There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction)"
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Please find what I lost ... (me) by Tirthurin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Nov 2021
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When a monster hunt turns into a disaster, Geralt is convinced that this ist the contract that will cost him his life. But if he has to go down, he'll make sure to take the final monster with him - resorting to drastic measures that are more effective than he would have thought.
A day later, a strange boy with Witcher's eyes and sketchy memories appears before Jaskier and Lambert and asks them to rescue a not-quite-dead-yet Witcher with whom he shares a confusing connection.
Add Eskel, who had been seeking Geralt for reasons of his own, to the rescue party, and you have three-and-a-half people that set out to safe the Witcher, who’s a friend, annoying brother or beloved - depending on whom you'd ask.
Will they get there in time? And if they do - will they actually be able to save Geralt, or will there only be time for a final goodbye?
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After a disaster of a contract, Aiden tried to comfort his friend.
He hadn't intended to turn that comfort into a love confession, and yet, here he was.
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- Part 31 of Whumptober 2021
- Part 2 of A Cat and Wolf Romance
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Out of Mind by TimelessTragedy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
25 Oct 2021
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As Geralt tossed and turned in the bed of his rented room, he grappled with the sense that he'd forgotten something. Something of great importance.
But what could it possibly be?
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Doubt Comes In by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Sep 2021
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Everything feels wrong. The medallion slung around his neck trembles with every footstep bringing them further into the forest. Lambert doesn’t seem bothered. Or, if he does, he certainly isn’t showing it.
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Aiden and Lambert's relationship is tested when they're hired to kill a creature in a nearby woodland area.
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The Great Shithead of Sule Skerry by Squid_Viscous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2021
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Junod of Belhaven hated mud with a passion even before it resulted in him taking a dodgy contract in the Pontar Delta and making a new and undesired acquaintance. Written for Save a Witcher Bingo 2021, prompt was 'Water Hag'.
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- Part 1 of Keeps me Warm
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Step by step guide on how NOT to get sold to a band by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Aug 2021
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Step 1: don't get sold to a band
Step 2: fail step 1
Step 3: Befriend the scary one and runaway