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    Crowley didn’t want to unsnake. That posed a problem.

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    Aziraphale has gone to Heaven and Crowley has gone off the deep end. The former demon struggles to find meaning without his angel to gravitate around, the new archangel isn't at all used to having no-one but himself to rely on, and the Second Coming is... well, coming, however much Aziraphale tries to put it off. Crowley must learn to take care of himself, Aziraphale must solve everyone's problems, and they need to start talking again before the world ends (again). But what if Crowley finds he's actually all right on his own and Aziraphale gets exiled from Heaven for making the second worst mistake of his life, after the Christ has already returned to Earth? Can they fix the world and themselves when one has neither power nor memory, and the other, not enough information?

    This story comes in three parts. Part one focuses on Crowley Dealing™️; plot comes slithering in about halfway. Aziraphale runs things in Heaven in part two, where the plot also picks up, and part three is the epic conclusion (with skippable smut!).

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  3. 73

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    6000 years.
    6000 years since he was met with Raphael’s body on the ground of a battlefield, his auburn hair surrounding his head like a poor imitation of his halo.

    6000 years since he was ushered away from the body, 6000 years since he distantly saw the archangel be taken away, wrapped in a white sheet. 6000 years since he lost his younger brother, 6000 years of mourning.

    But only 2 minutes since knowing the truth.

    (Title + chapter titles from “anything - Adrianne Lenker)

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    The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, son of God, came to Earth, against the predictions of dozens of prominent religious scholars, on the relatively normal day of June 21st 2024, four months before the Earth's 6028th birthday. It was raining in London. The M25 was backed up. The Tube was late arriving to one station, and early arriving to another. Tourists took pictures at all the places that tourists enjoy taking pictures at.

    Then, precisely at 5:32 pm, the clouds parted from above and the Heavenly Host descended from the sky, not just in London, but all over the world, and they spake as one:

     

    Your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has returned to Earth. Find him and heed his words, for Armageddon will come for You. You have four months to renounce Yourselves of Sin and accept the Goodness of God, or be cast aside when the Earth and Heaven become as One in Eternal Paradise

     

    And with a faint bubble-like *pop*, they disappeared.

    The Son of God was found five days later.

    By the next day, he was verified on all platforms.

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    This series is and will stay Gen rated. Whether or not Crowley and Aziraphale are sexual beings stays up for interpretation.

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  6. 37

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    The humans were curious about him, Crowley knew that. Who wouldn’t be? Man-shaped thing shows up on your local pub's doorstep, mute, scowling, and desperate, takes up residence in its worst room for months, drinks about four bottles of whiskey a day, doesn’t eat a damned thing, and yet refuses to die - you’d be curious too, wouldn’t you?

    Sometimes he’d overhear them whispering about him, staff and customers alike.

    “Is that another bottle?” One lady would mutter disapprovingly.

    “Heartbreaking to see someone waste away their life like that,” sighed a woman to her partner.

    “Why’s he wearing sunglasses inside?” A kid asked his dad, tugging on the man’s sleeve.

    “Do you mind if I take this seat?” Asked a man at Crowley’s elbow.

    He turned to look at the newcomer. He was smiling widely, his eyes crinkling at the corners. The man’s nose was slightly upturned and his hair a crown of ruffled white curls.

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    OR: After resorting to extreme measures to avert the apocalypse, a very miserable Crowley retreats to somewhere close to his heart and drowns his sorrows for months until his wallowing is interrupted by a mysterious stranger who knows more than he ought to and simply won't shut up.

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  7. 78

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    A month after Armageddon, Crowley is captured by Hell, and tortured physically/sexually/psychologically for four years before Aziraphale can rescue him.

    Our story takes place two years later. This is the story of how they recover.

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    “And - thank you for saying yes on such short notice! I tried to plan the thing myself, but … sometimes you actually do need help, right?”

    “Yeah”, Crowley mumbled, grabbing his phone to write down the name of the restaurant. “Yeah, absolutely.”

    “That’s what everyone kept telling me; it’s always better with a wedding planner. I guess I should have listened earlier.”

    “Er”, Crowley said. “Did you say-“

    “Anyway, I have another call to make! I have to fire the costumer, the dress we agreed on turned out horrendous. Hey, in the future that’ll be your job! But I’ll do it just this once. See you tomorrow! And please bring suggestions for the bridal wear. Bye!”

    “Hold o-”


    The famous wedding planner Antonio Cowley is retired, sworn to never plan a wedding again. Perhaps the right sum of money can persuade him?

    He is not to be mixed up with out-of-business Anthony J. Crowley, former florist, currently unemployed.

    OR: In which Crowley accidentally becomes a wedding planner.

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    I forgive you.

    Aziraphale watched as Crowley walked out the door. He'd seen the demon walk out of the bookshop a million times, always knowing that he'd walk right back in the same door tomorrow.

    This time, the door closed with a stifling sense of irrevocability.

    This time, Crowley wasn't just walking out of his bookshop.

    This time, Crowley was walking out of his life.

    I forgive you.

    Foolish. Stupid. Cruel.

    Those hadn't been the words sitting at the tip of his tongue. Far from it.

    But it didn't matter. Those had been the words he spoke, and he couldn't take them back now.

    ~oOo~
    Or, the one where Aziraphale realises he needs to ask Crowley's forgiveness this time. Meanwhile, Crowley is just trying to make the Bentley stop playing Taylor Swift.

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    Crowley has worked the same soulless job for two decades, and he hasn't had anyone to talk to since his pet snake died a couple years ago. When Industrial Holdings (Holdings) PLC sends him to their annual conference in the US, he expects a week of mind-numbing boredom bookended by two torturous half-days spent in airplanes.

    But as fate would have it, an embarrassing mishap leads him to meet an unrelentingly positive flight attendant who smiles at him like he's a real human being, and makes him think that maybe, if he plays this right, he won’t have to die alone.

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    • 20 Sep 2025

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      Beyond cute.

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      Inspired or connected to a song

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      12/10. Flight attendant Aziraphale, reluctant business traveler Crowley. Awkwardly cute setup, then pause for a bit of angsting, then a marathon first date that is just lovely, and neither wants it to end, and they’ve basically decided to get married by the time it finally does. But it’s believable—when you know you know, and they definitely know. Not enough time for a LOT of angst. Or smut, for that matter, but it does its best. Ending is abrupt but positive, we don’t get to see the happily ever after, but that’s good too.

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    “In that day, the Lord will take his terrible, swift sword and bring judgement on Leviathan the fleeing serpent, Leviathan the coiling and writhing serpent. He will kill the dragon of the sea.”
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    To fulfill a prophecy and prepare for the End of Days, the Archangels hunt down a legendary evil beast... a great serpent.

    Aziraphale learns the truth, but is he too late? Can he reach Crowley before Michael's hunters close in, or will he lose himself in the rising waters of his new powers?

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  12. 18

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    Crowley had done his best to move on in the past six months, and he felt proud to admit that.

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    Crowley thinks he's doing what he can to move on after Aziraphale chose Heaven over him. He's even relocated to the South Downs to live out the rest of the time he has left until the Second Coming. However, nothing could've prepared him for a certain angel to knock on his door...

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    "Why are you doing this?"

    Aziraphale's voice is faint, his breathing uneven. Crowley doesn't lift his eyes to see the sickly look on his face, the twist of pain where only joyous smiles should ever be.

    "Bandages need changing", he mumbles, eyes fixed firmly on his working hands.

    "No. I meant-" He can hear as Aziraphale swallows. "Why do you care for me?"

    It isn't just 'why do you take care of me'. It's 'why do you still care at all'.

    Crowley has to close his eyes for a second, makes sure Aziraphale doesn't see.

    "Cause you're here", he says, voice carefully detached, "and you're hurt, and you need someone. And that someone's gotta be me."

    "Why?"

    He won't answer that. He can't answer that.

    "Don't ask stupid questions."

    ~oOo~
    Or, the one where Heaven punishes Aziraphale the only way they know how, Crowley is there to help pick up the pieces, and maybe they can actually build something new and much more beautiful from both their broken shards.

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    Heaven has chosen a 17-year-old girl as the next Christ to bring the Second Coming. Aziraphale enlists Crowley’s help, and together they embark on a cross-country road trip to convince her that the world is worth saving and maybe save their relationship

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    Aziraphale is more alone than he's ever been, seated on the edge of eternity. All the glory of the stars in the sky only remind him painfully of what he's left behind.

    Below, in the beautiful chaos of life on Earth, Crowley watches over an empty bookshop and a broken heart, guiding wayward angels and searching for some sign of his lost love.

    Now, his Angel is in trouble, and Crowley finds himself in the charge of two foolish beings and no idea how to save them all. It's going to take them working together, and facing the reality of who they both truly are.

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    Aziraphale has known Anthony Crowley since they were five years old and his parents moved to the street where the Crowleys lived.

    First, they were friends, and then they weren't and, many years later, when Crowley answers the ad to rent the flat above Aziraphale's bookshop, it seems the chemistry they've had since the beginning hasn't gone anywhere. The question becomes, can they move beyond their past and have any sort of future together?

     

    originally posted in fall 2019

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  19. 54

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    Crowley is having a hard time sleeping. Well, having a hard time doing anything, really. Luckily, Aziraphale is there to help, even at four in the morning.

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    While struggling with depression, Crowley wants to spend time with Aziraphale. But he’s too worn out to talk, and even listening to Aziraphale is too much to handle. Can they find a solution?

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    • 10 Sep 2025

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      This Afternoon

      https://m.fanfiction.net/u/10361719/CharlieFreemantheJumperch(ffnet user CharlieFreemanTheJumperch)@https://m.fanfiction.net/u/10361719/CharlieFreemantheJumperch?a=fs#end(Favorite stories bottom)@https://m.fanfiction.net/u/10361719/CharlieFreemantheJumperch?cid=621&s=3&a=fs#end(favorite stories My Little Pony)@https://m.fanfiction.net/u/10361719/CharlieFreemantheJumperch?a=fs(favorite stories all)/The Lost Element chapter 1 by XD-385@SB Bad Fanon Call-Out Thread page [email protected]@SB Bad Fanon Call-Out Thread page 14/Common fanfic mistakes in worm page 6/General Jumpchain Thread XI page 131/search thread ‘First jump build’ (Cliffc999)/(Cliffc999: First Jump Build for Sinbad Trilogy)@mckitterick.tumble tag ‘i love [tumblr]’/‘[tumblr] games’@ /zagreus@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 402/405@SV Victoria Falls page 1@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 405@QQ General QQ CYOA Thread page 1130@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 414@ffnet A Gamers Multiverse Adventure chapter 5 by The Dark Wolf Shiro@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 522/Inspired Voyage S1Ep12P5(footer)@tv tropes Black Tide Rising Literature@SB A Young Girl’s Criminal Record page 18(TorontoTowers: I’m redesigning the magic system)/user Massgamer recent content/A Lost Pyromaniac page 23(Massgamer: Technically speaking Breed sill out there)@QQ tag ‘high school DxD’ page 5/It’s Okay To Take My Waifus To The Dungeon page 1@https://txttletale. /post/694334498034352128/txttletale-txttletale-why-do-so-many+tag ‘worm’/‘To me’/‘parahumans’/‘this is an au where everything is the same but lisa talked like columbo’@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI Page 664/669/670/Applying Exotic Metaphysics for Fun and Profit page 1/GENERAL Jumpchain Thread XI page 671/[Worm/Xianxi] Sect page 338(God-Machine Learning)@old.Reddit r/Parahumans The Speed of the Entities@SB A World of Rotten Eggs page 103(Massgamer: I feel like an achievement sound should have gone off)/104@AO3 336 Hours collection-tag ‘NieR Automata (Video Games)’ works@SB Capitalism Ho! page 16(Massgamer: I imagine that future Ferengi that SI is pushing towards is something like the TEC)/reader page 1@AO3 America You Great unfinished Symphony chapter 1@https://artbyblastweave. /post/697229699647160320/husborth-im-still-forever-going-to-be-baffled-by (husborth: I’m still forever baffled by people who think Anakin’s redemption shouldn’t have happened)@ffnet Lost and Found chapter 1 by Superdale33@QQ RWBY Ideas page 2240(volantredx: Emerald is basically bottom energy made manifest)@https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/tkquey/comment/i1sk8xa/(If Porn sets wrong expectations for sex(comment i1sk8xa))+main@r/Jumpchain what are some of your Favorite Jump-Doc’s and why by u/ChooChooMcgoobs@QQ Questing for Insertion page 51(Nai: A Hollow in DC)/Higher Duty page 1@SV A Simple Transaction reader page 3@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 881/Illogical Powers and Paradoxes page 1@fffnet yet another Multiverse chapter 55 by Gamer4@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 882@https://www. /tiffany-loves-broadway/694965607911833600/oh-oh-oh-i-did-a-teensy-bit-of-this-once-when-i(a list of US Presidents in Worm Earth Bet)/tag ‘parahumans’/‘Worm’/‘tumblr greatest hits’ x3@QQ Questing for Insertion page 52/Leftover Essence/Marvelous Powers page [email protected] Dragon Ball Z Colored Edition English chapter 60 to 84@tumblr brieflyinfatuated(my Going Postal meme)@maximumfun.org MBMBaM 403@drive Erotic Equestria@QQ General QQ CYOA Thread page 2918/Questing for Insertion page 7(B’Wana Be A Hero)@https://www. /tiffany-loves-broadway/694965607911833600/oh-oh-oh-i-did-a-teensy-bit-of-this-once-when-i(should I give in to my alternate history itch and make a list of presidents of the US in Earth Bet)x2@SB General Jumpchain Thread XI page 1462/1463/1464/1465-SV Whispers from the Deep: Biplanes & Bisexuality reader@SB Sailor Moon Snippet Compilation #31(Ryuugi: Usagi is a Nobilis character in Exalted)@QQ Dream of Eternity chapter 82 part 6/A Saiyan in a World of Corrupt Superhero’s page 4(didooscar: it’s been a long time)@ /[email protected] [email protected]/kellyclowers tag ‘long post’@ /messaging charliethejumper kellyclowers@Sg ‘sonic adventure 2 real time fandub reaction’@SV Totally Storming It page 1@tv tropes Security! Worm Fanfic@ffnet Hope Comes to Brockton Bay chapter 1 by ack1308@QQ Questionable Quote Pit page 1@SB General Jumpchain Thread XII page 450+451/The Wizard of Woah and Irrational Methods of Irrationality page 140@sg ‘gary stu fanfic fimfictoom’@SB Is science reliably applicable to magic page 1@FIMFiction Consequences of Unoriginality by Andoriol@SB Is science reliably applicable to magic page 2@sg ‘why so serious lyrics’

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