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Lainey Arden owns a bookshop on the Wharf, barely breaking even but enjoying the experience for what it is. When Calvin Fischoeder announces a rent hike so he can build a pool and attract women, Lainey makes a decision and offers him a deal: she'll date him if he leaves everyone's rent alone.
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Bobs Burgers: The In-Quote-Herent Burger🍔(incoherent quotes) by Chu_4DaRob0t
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2025
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Funny burger bits
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Exactly what it says on the tin
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A new tenant looking for a new start moves down the street from Bob's Burgers. Slow burn between her and the landlord.
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“I, Calvin Fischoeder, being of sound mind and absolutely rockin’ body hereby bequeath the entirety of my estate including Wonder Wharf, affiliated properties, my manor and grounds, the leasing agreements along Ocean Avenue and all of my fortune in all of its forms to my wife, Louise Fischoeder.”
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Wealthy Widow Louise needs a financial advisor
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BOB'S BURGERS ;; FINAL DESTIATION AU by miloss
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), Final Destination (Movies)
27 Apr 2025
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When Bob has a vision about his family dying in a boat explosion, he convinces them not to go on it. Soon after, everybody who was supposed to die on the boat but didn't is killed off one by one by Death himself.
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When Sergeant Bosco seeks to redeem himself as a policeman he sets his sights on catching the biggest fish in town: Calvin Fischoeder. But to get to the Big Fisch, he must go through Calvin's little brother, Felix, who these days spends more time in gay bars than he does in his treehouse. Wooing the Little Fisch is no walk in the park, and while Bosco fears he might've bitten off more than he can chew, he comes to realize he might be catching feelings instead of Fisch… or both.
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Calvin and Felix Fischer's complicated brotherhood starts from the very beginning, with Calvin struggling to accept his baby brother's presence. As they grow older, their bond remains tense, built on misunderstandings and unspoken resentment. By the time Calvin is 16, their relationship reaches a breaking point, resulting in a brutal and heartbreaking moment that changes everything. Blood is shed, and the weight of their shared past forces them both to face the consequences of their actions.
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When Felix Fischoeder suffers an accidental death, his older brother Calvin is left alone to grieve. In a world so polluted by loneliness, his only comfort is Mort, a mortician at peace with the reality of death and uniquely talented at his occupation. Could it be that two men othered by society are not truly alone after all?
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- Part 1 of Plenty O' Deadfisch
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Gingerbread Contest (Calvin Fischoeder x f!Reader) by canonconspiracy
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
15 Oct 2024
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This is a relatively old repost from my old collection based around the Gingerbread Contest that Bob had been invited to by Calvin. Instead, Reader is the supposed pawn, but a whole other mess unfolds as Reader, the tenant of Calvin Fischoeder, has a long standing crush on the man.
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- Part 18 of Bob's Burgers One-Shot Collection
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“I had been planning on demanding you no longer date- but this was much more fun than I thought it would be,” Calvin explained. “In fact, so much fun, I think I’ll encourage you to keep dating.”
“Not really up to you,” she reminded him quickly.
“But- if after ten dates you don’t find one man you want to go on a second date with- you let me take you to dinner,”
“And if I win?” She asked.
“I’ll make you food and beverage manager of the entire Wharf,”
“Okay, deal,”
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Clarissa Cooper is a lot of things- she's a cook, an optimist, and a deserter. When she jumps ship in Seymour's Bay and meets the Belchers, she becomes the newest resident of Ocean Avenue, and eventually catches the eye of the eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder. Fun and chaos ensues as she navigates her attraction to the landlord and a spicy bet that leaves a lot of questions to be answered.
Calvin Fischoeder/OFC
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Wagstaff joins a Pen-Pal program, where each student gets randomly assigned to another student in the program. There are schools all across America that are a part of this program. Tina writes to her pen pal for the mandatory grade, but his response interests her to write him more.
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One of Felix’ earliest memories is lying in his bed, far too big for a toddler, and Calvin climbing up onto the bed to lay with him.
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- Part 1 of See More Seymour’s Week 2024
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Teddy's Big Day In The Life (Gray's Drunk One-Shot) by GrayGoofBall
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2024
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I have had alchahol. I am have intoxication. My buddy and I are writing together. She told me to wrote "Day in the life of teddy" so here it is.
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- Part 1 of Drunk one-shots
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At the age of 29, Louise Belcher is forced to retire from her dream profession, being a police officer in the big city. After being shot that forces her to take her life easy, she decides to move to her parents' restaurant while she tries to rearrange her life.
Little did I know that everything in this life happens for a reason, and slowly the pieces fall into place. -
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When the prison comes down with a mysterious illness, Mort and the others try to nurse them back to health. Upon returning from a supply run, Teddy finds his best friend nearly dying of the very illness he was trying to treat and they are forced to face their feelings for each other before it’s too late.
Originally written for day 11 of whumpcember: Infected
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- Part 3 of The Walking Dead Tedmort AU
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Everyone knows how exuberant and cheerful Linda Belcher is. She's always ready to burst into song, reminding everyone around her of her wonderful presence. However, what if something was very different about her and her life? What if she was born with a condition that affected her hearing, and when she was seventeen, she lost almost all of it? How would it affect those around her? The answer is that most people she's close to have become quite protective of her and quite proficient in Sign Language. Especially Bob.
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Bob's Burgers Oneshots Because I Need Fun In My Life by i smell fear on you (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
19 Sep 2023
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i'll write bob's burgers oneshots, please give me requests
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Just cute fic super fluffy I might change this later but for now expect cute fluff. Based on S3E5 thanksgiving with drunk Bob and Lance the turkey and fake family
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Words I Wish I Said ( Calvin Fischoeder x Fem!Reader ) by Middle_Switch
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
27 Jun 2023
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In this story you are hired to be an assistant to a wealthy businessman. You find yourself falling for him but would he feel the same about you?
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This story is also available on Wattpad under the same name by Middle_Switch