12 Works in Femme Agatha Harkness
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If You Think I'm Pretty (Lay Your Hands on Me) by ialaska
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Sep 2025
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"Now, she knows every single way to follow orders and still piss her mother off at the same time. It works most of the time, but not recently.
That would be because of her.
Her being one insanely annoying and endlessly infuriating Rio Vidal.
She's sarcastic and snappy, says things with little thought and thinks every conversation gets to be a sparring match. Her silver tongue is never commendable, even if she thinks it is. She thinks she's smart, thinks she's clever, but she's not.
Rio is just arrogant. And petulant.
Did Agatha mention she's annoying, too?"
OR: Agatha's a Mafia princess and is forced to work with talented art forger Rio. Hate Sex ensues.
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Against Expectations by How_Deep_the_Grave
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Legion (TV 2017-2019), Marvel (Comics)
15 Sep 2025
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In 1963, Agatha Harkness was just doing her best to live a happy, settled life as a divorced single mother in the small town of Westview, New Jersey. She never expected that a weekend visit to see her godmother in New York City would lead to a new understanding of herself via a visit to a very certain sort of bar and a chance meeting with the entrancing Rio Vidal.
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“Uhm… I'm R-Rio.”
Agatha begins to grin, slow and deliberate, like a cat who’s just spotted a mouse with a limp.That girl is into her, isn’t she? The wide eyes, the nervous lip-biting, the way she clutches her skirt like it might shield her from whatever was happening inside her chest. Crush at first sight. Oh, the poor thing has no clue what’s hit her.Twenty-somethings Agatha and Rio are forced to go on a camping trip with their respective families.
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lovers in the bathroom and a line outside the door by Le3bianwitch
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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“Would you like that baby? Want everyone know you belong to me?”
“Yes, fuck, yeah, Agatha” she moaned back in a breathy whine.
“Say please…” Agatha teased.
“P-please…” Rio moaned in a quiet voice.
“Are you gonna be a good boy for me?” Agatha arches one eyebrow as her thumbs stroke the soft skin just below the line of Rio's jeans.Basically they fuck in a bar bathroom
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that deck of tarot cards (won’t get you very far) by strangetimesandparallellines
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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“Doctor Vidal, my patient here is a member on the board, have you met Ms Harkness before?” All of Jen’s energy was going into acting normal.
“Oh there’s no need to introduce me to my ex wife, Rookie.” Her mentor responded dryly.
Fuck my life, fuck it hard. Jen’s eyes went wide as she watched the two women face each other in front of her. She stood in the doorway of the room where she had just had sex with her mentor's ex, wishing the darkness would swallow her whole and she wouldn’t have to experience whatever the rest of this conversation had in store for her
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Introducing the Agatha All Along Scrubs AU. If you’ve watched both shows then congratulations this is incredibly niche and will perfectly cater to your interests. If not, then don’t come for me. This fic is loosely based on the idea of Rio as Dr Cox and Agatha as Jordan.
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au. -
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“I can’t believe you’ve been staring at me,” Rio pretended to scold Agatha. Then, a new tone, “what do you think about…when you watch me?” Her voice had shifted to something more tentative and coaxing.
Surprising herself at her willingness to answer genuinely, Agatha began to sit up, so Rio mirrored her, rising to be kneeling, her legs still on either side of Agatha’s.
“...This.”Modern AU - When Agatha moves to a new city with the goal of starting fresh and finding community (“gross” - Agatha), she finds herself entranced by a woman in the dance class she joins.
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Agatha Harkness–known whore and daughter of the Jesus-crazed woman who lived on the edge of town. Her dark hair and blue eyes are said to have captivated everyone in town, the most devout screamed witch and the others looked on in envy.
Rio Vidal is new to town, and the other girl intrigues her. Despite being warned away, Agatha’s magic draws her in and she finds herself ensnared in the girl’s web. But perhaps she is content with being Agatha’s lunch.
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baby lets get freaky, get kinky (lets make this bed get squeaky!) by agatharioluvr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
05 Apr 2025
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She reached out on some natural instinct, hands settling on Agatha’s hips as her girlfriend stepped in between her spread legs and leaned down, nose brushing against Rio’s.
“You took a nap while I got ready.” Agatha murmured, lips barely grazing Rio’s. “I figured you should wake up properly.”
Rio swallowed hard. “Babe.”
“Mm?”
“I think I need five minutes. I gotta change my underwear.”
OR, butchfemme agathario getting ready for a date, getting horny, and... well, just read the tags.
Series
- Part 2 of the chronicles of butchfemme agathario!
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this is my idea of fun (playin' video games) by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Mar 2025
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She’s done everything she can, everything that usually works.
Walking around in nothing but purple lingerie.
Then walking around in nothing but green lingerie.
Then walking around in Rio’s favourite Snoopy shirt, because that usually makes Rio all growly and territorial, and nothing.
or: Rio gets too into playing a videogame and neglects Agatha.
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ain’t no need to help me (cause baby i deliver) by agatharioluvr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
09 Mar 2025
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“What?” Agatha batted her lashes. “Something wrong, baby?”
“You just — you just attacked me in a bar.”
“You’re saying that like I don’t kiss you every time we go out somewhere.” Agatha frowned, planting another smacked to her lips pointedly.
“Not like that, you don’t.”
She rolled her eyes. “I defended my honor.”
“What the hell does that even—”
“She wanted what was mine.” Agatha cut in, accentuating her point by hooking her fingers into the waistband of Rio’s sweats and tugging her forward a little. “I was just making it clear she couldn’t have it.”
OR, butchfemme agathario go out to a lesbian bar for Alice's birthday and get freak nasty on the dance floor!
Series
- Part 1 of the chronicles of butchfemme agathario!
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it's time to cast your spell on the night by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Feb 2025
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"Beg me."
Rio looks up at her. "I don't know if you've noticed, sweetheart, but I'm the one wearing the strap."
"Oh, I know." She grinds herself down against the bulge in Rio's pants, her smirk vicious. She leans forward, brushing her lips against Rio's ear. "Beg me to let you fuck me, handsome."