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    "What you are asking for is impossible. The Witches’ Road is a myth,” Agatha explains. “Nothing more than a historical heist. A centuries-old con to shortcut taming people into submission.”

    “What a shame you think that,” they say in a heavy accent. “I’ve been expecting your experience would show me the way to the Dark Road.”

    “The Darkhold?” Agatha frowns. “Dr. Vidal, you must be confusing me with my wife. Doctor Maximoff is the one searching for-”

    “Not the Darkhold,” they point at their lips. “The Dark Road.

    Agatha can only stare in plain confusion.

    “Forgive me, Professor Harkness. Have you never heard about the Dark Road before?” they ask, waiting for a response that doesn’t come. “That’s the Land of the Dead beneath the Witches’ Road.”

    Or Evil (slightly) inspired AU where Agatha and Rio have a Coven to solve supernatural witchy cases

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    “My turn.”

    Agatha rolled up her sleeve, slower than necessary, and fumbled with the stethoscope like she’d never seen one before. Rio was sweating through her shirt.

    “Be quiet.”

    “Ninety over one-thirty. A little high,” Agatha said, pushing her glasses up. “You’re flushed. You okay?”

    “Too much coffee” Rio blurted. Please, God, let the gay panic stay contained for at least five more minutes.

    Or: Rio Vidal is a med student surviving on too little sleep. She’s also hopelessly in love with her very straight best friend, Agatha—brilliant, charming, and completely clueless.

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    Rio felt like a person watching the ocean pull away just before a tsunami. Like all she could do was hold her breath until the waves came crashing back towards the beach to drown her, because she would drown if these two sisters kept talking to her like that.

    Was this some kind of new interviewing strategy? Trying to seduce your potential new assistant? What happened to the two scary women who had been blunt and cold less than ten minutes ago?

    “Tell me,” Valentina started, until her sister nudged her in the arm. “Us,” Valentina corrected with an eyeroll. “Have you ever been an assistant before?”

    Rio shook her head. “Not for a CEO, but I’ve been an assistant director and a runner on sets. It’s similar.”

    “Oh, is it?” Agatha replied, lifting her eyebrows in amusement.

    OR Sisters Agatha and Valentina Harkness have become one of the youngest CEOS in the world after their mother (long may she rest in the pits of hell) kicked the bucket. But the workload is far too much, and the sisters decide they need assistants; enter Rio Vidal. There's a problem, though; they both want her. In more ways than one.

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    “It’s not the first time blue eyes do their best not to stare at tender lips, Rio’s bottom lip caught between her own teeth. A focus in brown eyes that never leave Agatha’s cheek.

    She tries not to focus on how they’d gotten here, the way Rio had always helped her up to sit on the edge of the bathroom sink closest to the barred window, the way her nails bit into her hips just long enough to press her ass into cold porcelain.“

     

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    Mostly inspired by Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn both going to all girls catholic high schools, but also by feeling nostalgic for my teenage years and missing home…

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    In the aftermath of the baby shower, Wanda senses her spell over Agatha Harkness starting to lose power, so the group delegates on the right course of action. Kairi and Xion decide to go to Westview in her stead, and soon enough, they're getting pulled into a crazy situation involving Death herself, Billy Maximoff having somehow appeared, and getting trapped on the Witches' Road, which both Wanda and Stephen insist isn't even real. With little choice, Kairi and Xion walk the road, following Agatha, Billy, and their new coven, facing the various trials along the way and learning a bit more about themselves, even if it leads to some bitter feelings being shared...

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    In 18th-century Calderuport, you were the mysterious daughter of the Calderu family: beautiful, brilliant, and just a little too obsessed with the dark arts. Under the watchful eye (and wandering hands) of local witch Agatha Harkness, you dabbled in forbidden rituals and very unladylike desires.

    But when a jealous rival named Rio Vidal discovers the depth of your bond, she unleashes a cruel curse: turning you into a vampire and locking you away beneath the earth, ensuring Agatha believes you abandoned her.

    Two centuries later, you escapes from your tomb unchanged, undead, and aching with two centuries of longing. You find 1972 Calderuport a very different place. His once-grand estate has fallen into ruin, and the dysfunctional remnants of your family have fared little better.

    You’re undead, unbothered, and back to reclaim your estate, your family , and most importantly… your witch.

    Agatha isn’t ready. The family isn’t ready.

    But you’ve waited long enough.

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    Agatha Harkness is done. With everything. In an effort to escape her life, she books a stay at a secluded beach house during the off season, and is surprised when it comes with a very persistent, and hot, neighbor. One who's annoyingly preoccupied with her wellbeing. During her stay, doors she thought she had closed swing wide open, and things she can't unsee come crawling out of the ocean. Maybe it's a good thing that at least one other person lives nearby... to make sure she's not going crazy.

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    A string of disappearances in Abby's middle school lead Mike and Vanessa to check out a suspiciously familiar new pizza place, hoping it's not what they think. When Abby goes looking for them, she ends up somewhere she didn't expect to be. Thankfully, the people she meets are more than willing to help her save her family and put Afton's schemes to an end.

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    With things being so calm these days, Wanda Maximoff begins a pet project she calls The Last Door. It's only supposed to work for space in the 616 universe, but we all know Wanda's magic is feral.

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    This is a concept project. If it's received well, I'll continue it! I've always had the idea that Matilda and FNAF would have been great MCU adaptations. Because I'm weird.

    ALSO: I don't remember if we got Hurricane confirmation in the FNAF movie, but I'm using it. Shoosh.

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    Agatha is twenty years old and thirty-three weeks pregnant when her boyfriend abandons her at the Westview Walmart. But with Agatha’s wits and the help of a few locals, Westview might just turn out to be where she was meant to be all along.

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    Agatha inspects Rio with predatory eyes, eyes that are shrewd, starving. She's a murderer, Rio thinks - but she doesn't fight. She stays perfectly still as Agatha leans in. Stays still as she runs her lips up the curve of Rio's neck, feather-light and agonizing.

    "Don't you want me to have fun with you?" Agatha murmurs, breath warm in her ear.

    FBI Agent Rio Vidal is obsessed with hunting down serial killer Agatha Harkness. Unfortunately for her, the feeling is mutual:

    Agatha's a lit match, and Rio's got a whole life ready to burn.

    A Killing Eve-style AU.

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    Wanda Maximoff's life is finally, FINALLY changing for the better. She has a doting partner, a great therapist, an amazing family, and two pretty kickass teenage sons.

    But when Nick Fury appeared on the doorstep, asking for the rogue Avenger's help once again, she can't say no - because the fate of all reality rests on her abilities.

    This is a story of war, love, fear, family, redemption, and hope.

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    “You are not some horny teenager Agatha!” Jen yelled, but she quickly shut her up.

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    Her magic freezes coffee, grows lemon trees, and her patience is thinner than ever. Six short weeks after the Road, she reluctantly drags Jennifer Kale into a corner to confirm her suspicions.

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    It is Agatha’s first years in college, she is unhappy with her mom, she has all her friends still in high school and she has basically no idea about what she is doing. She just know she must be perfect

    It is Rio’s first years in college, her best friend, Hela, is her flatmate, and she is finally away from her very religious and kind of judgemental family. She has no idea about what she is doing but she plan on having fun.

    They’ll meet, they’ll cry, they’ll laugh. They’ll live

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    Agathario get engaged and Agatha is a menace about Rio's bachelor party. It's horny, it's sweet, it's fun:)

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    the Souls murmur about a witch’s soul– so vibrant, so fiercely alive that no spell, no curse, can contain it. Instead of death’s finality, the spirit witch devours power itself. Rio Vidal must intervene. But as she steps into the chaos, The living magic refuses to be subdued, and the lines between hunter and hunted blur in ways she never anticipated.
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    "How do I kill that woman?" Death inquired of Lilia, who somehow seemed to dwell beyond the confines of her own realm. The divination witch chuckled softly, her gaze playfully mocking as she relished Rio’s confusion and uncertainty.

    "I thought it was your job to collect souls," Lilia questioned, confusion etched across Rio’s face.

    Lilia’s laughter echoed again, shameless and teasing. "I’ve tried killing Agatha," Rio said with murder apparent in her tone, "but her soul just glows—reviving her instantly. It’s as if I’m feeding her power, not ending her."

    Death spat, her fingers dangerously playing with her dagger. "How do I kill that—"

    Lilia cut her off, amused by Rio’s frustration. "You can’t kill that woman," she declared, her voice dripping with infliction. "Her body is a vessel—of death and life alike."

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    Agatha Harkness never wanted to inherit a house in the middle of nowhere. Much less one filled with magical runes, locked doors and suspicious whispers coming from the basement. She just wanted a peaceful fresh start after a messy divorce. Peace, solitude and a bunny.

    But Westview isn’t peaceful, the house isn’t normal, and the creature in the basement didn’t want to stay quiet.

    Rio Vidal is a centuries-old vampire. Dramatic, addicted to VHS tapes, and with an annoying tendency to invade Agatha’s life (and heart) with sarcastic comments and bad ideas. Centuries ago, she helped the ancient Harkness coven seal a powerful witch beneath the house. Now, she depends on Agatha to keep the seal intact.

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    Eight years as a professional matchmaker had taught Agatha something cruel: people didn’t marry for love. Not really. They married because the boxes were checked. Agatha helps people find love, and she is good at it. But when it come to her personal "love life", let just say things are complicated.

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    Or the Materialists (2025) AU.

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    “If we’re doing this together,” Rio continued, “you have to trust me at least.”
    “Well, if I ever do choose to trust, it’s thoroughly earned.” Agatha gave Rio a once-over and Rio hated that, at a certain level, she enjoyed the gaze.
    “Can I earn it by ‘knowing my shit,’ as you so delicately put it?” Rio inquired.
    “Maybe.”

    OR

    Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal are both getting their master’s degrees in conducting at Westview University’s music school. Agatha’s reputation as a condescending hardass has kept Rio far away. When the two are forced to collaborate, tensions (of all kinds…) arise, and they both meet their match.

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    Agathario Titanic AU-

    Third-class passenger Rio Vidal boards the ‘ship of dreams’ with her best friend, Alice Wu-Guilliver, where she soon crosses paths with Agatha Harkness—a trapped American socialite engaged to wealthy businessman Ralph Bohner, and stifled by the relentless pressures of her mother, Evanora.

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    Agatha felt an excruciating pain rip through her body. She gritted her teeth and opened her eyes in terror. What was happening to her? And where was she?

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    Waking up from a curse with a baby about to enter the world was bad enough. Add a merged soul, stubborn witches she must somehow win over, and enemies circling for their chance to finally conquer the infamous Agatha Harkness. Just another Tuesday.
    And then there is Rio: the one she loved, the one she lost, and the one whose company remained across every century, no matter how much she longed to forget.

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