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Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Nov 2022
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The idea was absolutely ridiculous. Jaskier had truly outdone himself this time, really.
It had all started with Valdo fucking Marx, because of course it had. The idiot, for all that Jaskier found him lacking, could throw a decent party, and his Yule parties were all the rage. They’d been at a bar together with Essi, Shani, and Priss one evening. During a lull when the ladies had excused themselves to get refills, Valdo had turned to him with a sly smirk on his smarmy face.
“Julian, dear, you are coming to my party this year, right?”
Jaskier needs a date, fast. Problem is, dating is harder than it used to be. Luckily, Eskel's willing to help him out.
Or: Two idiots in love think it's a great idea to pretend to date each other. No one is fooled.