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An old work I found buried in my files surrounding an AU where the Midnight Crew are a gang of ghosts who regularly haunt the people they hate the most. I.E. The Felt.
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Clubs Deuce helps Boxcars find his missing severed head.
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Being in charge of a gang is no easy thing, especially when most of the members are a bunch of mooks. Still, Crowbar has a job to do and a reputation to uphold. After getting the taste of his own blood in his mouth for the first time in his life, courtesy of a rival gang leader who goes by Spades Slick, Crowbar must come into his own and find his place as a part of the Felt, servant of a higher power, and his own life.
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Love - of any kind - was never part of the equation. There were higher-ups and rivalries and violence and death - falling for someone was a ridiculous, indulgent fantasy he visited when everything seemed to be going right. That or when everything was falling apart entirely.
He kind of hated the idea, to be entirely honest. Investing the time and energy to break down someone’s defences, and the vulnerability of having the same done to him was terrifying. Maybe a little exciting, but mostly terrifying. There were hundreds of reasons he could never, ever make that leap, allow himself to stumble.
But it had already happened, as much as Crowbar would wish it away.
It had all started with that stupid goddamn kiss.
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A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…
Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.
Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.
(Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)
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The problem was, she came to see as she continued thinking about it, she just couldn’t reconcile her memories of Spades Slick – Jack Noir, really – with her current impression of Spades Slick. Because he wasn’t that sarcastic little clerical jerk from all those years ago, not anymore. Now he was a harassed single parent with a casino empire and a modest crime ring. And he still had more piss and vinegar to him than any one person had any rights to, but raising Karkat had tempered it somewhat, made it less blatantly subversive and more just a facet of his overall ornery personality.
He was tolerable now. Or, worse, she ruminated, he was actually kind of funny.
Oh my God, she thought, I’ve started living in a romcom.
(carapace kinkmeme fill with humanstuck stabdads don't even ask because I don't know)
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- Part 11 of Stabdads
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One of these days, Crowbar's going to figure out a way to say no to Die often insane requests. Today is not that day, and that's why he's butt-naked except for the paint smeared over his stomach, about to participate in what can be kindly described as some sex cult ritual.
Some days, he really wishes he'd asked Doc Scratch to be more specific in his job offer.
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Is it Gay to Save Your Mortal Enemy From Your Mutual Enemy? by 0rangeJulius4
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Midnight Crew - Fandom, Homestuck
01 Oct 2023
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Droog and Pickle meet up for their weekly night hangout. The Felt jump them, and both of them help each other, realizing something in the process.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2023 prompt fics
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On a very special episode of the Intermission, Snowman leans about the true meaning of Midwinter with help from the Felt.
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Stabdads by lucky_spike
Fandom: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
27 Feb 2012
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"His eyes are busy looking up at the stars. dreaming about what else might be up there. He will leave this world. that's as certain as gravity to Cra." The life and times of a pre-Felt Crowbar. (Note: very Crowbar-centric. Other characters make very brief cameos or appear near the end).
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Fourteen snapshots of pre-Felt gangsters.
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(Or The Muppets Take Las Vegas /j)
Caliborn and company sack a casino.
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Super Sensitive Summer Slam Splashdown Showdown by Dreadmartha
Fandoms: Stab Dads - Fandom, The Intermission, Homestuck
07 Jan 2020
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Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
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mh good shit right here, hunkered down for like 2 hours had the time of my life
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The Itchy and Scratchy Show, the complete edition by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Simpsons
21 Mar 2016
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they fight, they bite
they fight and bite and fight
fight fight fight
bite bite bite
the Itchy and Scratchy Shooooooooooooooow!
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In the long-awaited sequel to THE TALK, we follow the stabchildren as they embark shakily on the world of romantic entanglements. And their parents, as they deal with it in variously horrible ways.
Valentine's Day stabdads fic.
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First Dates by lucky_spike
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Itchy moves into a strange apartment building, where the lobby wall is covered in clocks and almost every resident is rude, stupid, or both. After a strange dream and a myriad of contrived circumstances, he and his roommate begin to wonder if there's more to the building than it seems.
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A darker and more realistic take on the Felt that asks the question we've all been wondering deep inside our ebony-coloured hearts: what if the Felt were goth?
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The game is over, the mansion is rebuilt, and the weird chess people have picked up "sports".
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A very enjoyable Felt story.
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Something gripped his foot, tripping him. He slammed face first into the concrete, but didn't seem to care, instead choosing to try and claw at it, struggling.
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Ordinary is a relative term when you live in a mansion in the desert with a dozen or more strange puppety men.
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