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M4K3 SOLLUX ST4Y
(OR K4RK4T W1LL D13)(Act 1, year 1 in the meteor)
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- Part 1 of Eight is the Key
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Your name is Nepeta Leijon. A high school student with Tourette's syndrome who loves her friends (and has a bit of a crush on karkat). You also run a popular account on the fanfiction website ao3.
Life is pretty good, and hopefully, its about to get better!
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Highschool Sucks But Since You Came It Has Sucked Less by Kawi99, radioactiveCandy (Kawi99)
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Nov 2023
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Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.
Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?
TL;DR: Bro is on the run and Dave moves to the highschool his online friend goes to without noticing.
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[This is a revisited/rewritten version of a fic I wrote years ago. Here's the original.]
When the final battle is won, Karkat gets mysteriously thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part? He was all alone. Six long years came and went and most of his friends accepted the fact that he was dead and moved on. However the ever omnipotent being that loves to fuck shit up brought Karkat back just as easily as it took him away. Now Karkat has learn how to live in a world that formed and grew without him while suffering the consequences of six years in another world.
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Trying not to think about it too much, you let out a heavy sigh, and head for LOWAA. Time to figure out once and for all what the deal is with that land.
After his breakups with Feferi and Vriska, Eridan heads on a solo quest, convinced he has nothing to lose.
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You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.
What will you do?
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Karkat and his family move to a small town where he doesn't know anyone. Struggling to fit in and missing his city friends, Karkat is given three months to survive in this godawful town. He feels out of place and alone. That is until a lone crow stumbles into his life.
Not to mention that this Dave kid and his group of so called "Cool-Kids" are acting strange, but the town is even weirder. Karkat feels like there is a shadow of mystery engulfing this quant small town. And why does everyone make a big deal about leaving?
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Dave, Karkat and a wallpaper of Ben Shapiro.
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Trials and Tribulations, or WHY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND JUNIOR HIGH ARE THE WORST FUCKING YEARS OF YOUR LIFE by KonekoRyuugamine
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Aug 2021
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Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
That notion fell flat the first day of class.
He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
And things are only going farther downhill.
Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.Series
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Karkat fights an imp and throws himself a pity party.
--Triple Drabble Character Study of Karkat--
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aura:
noun
1.
the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, thing, or place.
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(in spiritualism and some forms of alternative medicine) a supposed emanation surrounding the body of a living creature and regarded as an essential part of the individual.
any invisible emanation, especially an odour. -
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It hurts.
Every single fucking day hurts like a steamroller crushing over whatever microscopic pieces are left of your idiot fucking self worth as you smell and see and hear and taste the remnants if what was. You haven’t left your bed for shit except for class and basic necessities in nine fucking months. Dave dumped you two hundred seventy one days ago.
Not that you’ve been keeping count. That would be cliche and completely ridiculous of you. You aren’t some girl in some romcom, despite the fact that you just got dumped by the love of your life-your fiance-your now ex-boyfriend of five wonderful fucking years. No, you’re just some stupid university student suffering through the existential dread of knowing nobody will ever love you like he did because you’re a shithead who doesn’t know how to not ruin things.
You feel thirteen again, all self loathing and a depressive episode that has become more of a too long series than just an episode. It hurts. It hurts and you miss him.
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When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.
Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.
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- Part 1 of Blue Waters
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Speaking of noticing things, you notice that there are several more grubs in the sandbox next to you than there used to be. Not an issue. Your youngest is blue (indigo, so you’ve been told), so obviously just look for the blue one.
There are two blue ones.
Okay, so maybe you’re an awful parent or maybe you’re xenophobic, but you really can’t tell the difference between grubs by anything besides horns. Maybe teeth, if they happen to have wild teeth.
Part of "Basebound," a long as hell AU where I make up fankids and everyone has a great time.
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Guide to an Insufferable Douchebag by lamentfullyLaconic (HollyTheFluffyCat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Dec 2020
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On the first day of the three-year meteor trip, you made the executive decision to keep a strictly factual journal on Strider, documenting his mannerisms and weaknesses. No, it wasn't a fucking diary, shut the fuck up.
It went about as well as expected. Which is to say, it backfired horrendously.
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alt title: in which karkat writes an absolutely obscene amount of journal entries about dave strider
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instead of playing the game, in stead Feferi peixes convinces her friends to help her take down her ancestor and alternia's empress her imperious condescension so that she can asume her position and bring peace to troll kind and make up for the actions of her ancestor and all from the point of view of the kindness is helmsman, the Ψiioniic, Medina captor. what will happen, how will he react. will this be more then a one shot. read and find out.
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You were someone once. More than someone, you were a prodigy, a pioneer of film and music. People used to mob you just for the chance to shake your hand or get your autograph. There was a time where Dave Strider was the name of the freshest pancake out of the pan, too hot to dare to get close to but also absolutely desired by everyone in the kitchen. Now you’re nobody, and you’ve been nobody for five years. Get married Dave. You’re only thirty Dave, everyone would kill to have a girl like Jade. She’s really going to go places with that whole ectobiology business, Dave. Come on Dave, don’t you want to lock her down while you’ve got her? When should we expect kids? Aren’t you two going to live together now that you’re married, Dave? Dave you really shouldn’t be away from home so much. Dave don’t you love your wife? Don’t you want her to be happy? Don’t you want her research to pan out? Aren’t you willing to make sacrifices for the woman you love? Dave she’s got her PhD and all you do is make movies, c’mon support her with school, be there for her. Who the fuck do you think you are?
You’re fucking nobody now.
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at the end of the day, we're all idiots and/or infatuated with kanaya maryam by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Dec 2020
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ROSE: You are a little bitch, Dave.
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Post-ultimate victory, there's a little time to chat. It goes better than one might expect.
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