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    "Don't go to the island," the older man with the trucker hat and beard had said when they'd arrived. "Mer go up on there to feed."
    Unfortunately, due to Tommy's penchant for stupid dares and Tubbo's stubbornness towards completing them, the island was a very real place for Tubbo.
    What kind of sick person let their fishing hook and line get tangled around a mer, anyway?

    (Formerly Don't Go Fishing)

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    And I'm afraid of what I'll find in the rubble when it's done
    I didn't wanna hurt anyone

     

    Let it be said, when driving along the coast, there was nothing better than road tripping in a convertible.

    Tommy let his hand ride the air as the car sped down the highway, head thrown back and laughing at some stupid joke Jack had made from the driver’s seat.

    It was nice to get away from the noise of the city, the oppressive heat of the concrete jungle being washed away by the cool ocean breeze, and the burning sun felt like it was searing freckles to his cheeks rather than pouring sweat down his back.

    The coast was nice, the beach was wonderful, and the ocean waves felt like coming home.

    And Tommy got to spend the next month living it all.

     

    Otherwise known as

     

    We went from a cute fic about beach vacation to a horror fic featuring therapy. Everyone's confused

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    Overall, things were going pretty smoothly. Technoblade was learning more and more about the human world and was slowly chipping away his fear of their means of conveyance. There had been a few minor bumps on the way but as a whole, Techno was getting closer to living like a human with every day passing.

    And then Wilbur slipped his tongue.

    The sequel to "I will fight" but this time no one is afraid of boats. Unfortunately for Techno, there might be a bigger issue on the rise.

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    Just a little one shot of mer Tommy getting used to his new pod.
    The SBI want what's best for him ^-^

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    SCRAP BIN!

    It's up and full of trashy first draft writing. :D

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    As a fisherman, Phil knows a thing or two about mermaids. Firstly, that they're not myths—despite what some in the landlocked regions might think. Secondly, that they avoid humans practically all the time. Not man-eating sirens, or anything of the sort. And finally, that they have strong family pods that they would never let a child stray far from.

    That's why Phil knows that something isn't right when he finds a baby mermaid far too close to shore. But it just so happens that the little mermaid teaches him something new. Mermaids don't cry tears, but something far more valuable instead.

    And it offers him a solution to all of his problems.

    Techno is a mermaid. Mermaids cry pearls. Phil desperately needs money. An obvious conclusion follows from this equation...

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    Kicked out of his old pod, Tommy leaves in search of a new place to live. But first, he just needs somewhere to sleep before the chill of the night gets to him. This perfectly abandoned den seems good except there's a nest and the sand is clean and- oh, that's a mer isn't it.

    OR

    Tommy accidentally stumbles onto the slippery slope of adoption by breaking and entering

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    Tommy and Techno are migrating to warmer waters. Taking the long route with the impatient younger Mer, everything clearly goes smoothly and according to plan.

    Migration is necessary for survival. We don’t survive the harsher months with no fish to hunt.

    Whatever. It’s true but it’s annoying and tedious.

    Why can’t the fish just stay down south? Why do they have to head north each year? To annoy him specifically?

    Obviously, it’s the only reasonable answer.

    Or; Bedrock Bros MerMay

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    “If you guys want, we could head back to the centre after we're done setting up some monitors?” Phil says, looking over at him. “We can switch out your tracker and even give one to Ranboo.”

    “I’ll think about it.” Techno replies, watching as Ranboo ends up accidentally flipping himself face first in the water. “…Actually I think that’s a good idea.” He amends, eyes narrowed on his son as his tail flicks wildly in the water.

    Or: After reuniting with each other, Techno takes Ranboo back to his home town. Where Ranboo learns about the place Tachno grew up in while also making friends with the two resident trouble makers, Tubbo and Tommy.

    (Sequel to “The Depths Call”)

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    Maybe it’s crazy, but Ranboo thinks he’s being stalked. You know what? What is he even kidding? He’s definitely being stalked. It started a week ago when Ranboo was trying to chase a fish into the rocks on the cliff side. Hands grabbing at the slippery thing as it escapes him. He had lost it between some smaller rock crevices.

    A few minutes later, a dead fish was thrown at his feet. Head taken off, claw marks along its neck. Ranboo stared, then looked up to see an adult mer a few feet away. It wasn’t uncommon for adult mer to be seen nearby. It was however rare to see a male adult mer, as the females were usually around just to drop off their newborn and refuse to pay child support for the next fifteen years.

    Or: Ranboo is a mer and Techno decides enough is enough. He’s taking his son home.

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    Shimmering scales flashed beneath the nearby ocean, swirling around in the hazy water and twisting seafoam. Ripples waved on the surface, rapid and sharp.

    Silence curtained the air for only a few seconds, although it felt like eternity.

    The wind seemed to still, the seagulls paused mid-flight, the waves went quiet in their normally relentless crashing.

    Everything was frozen. Stuck suspended in between one breath, one subtle shift, and the next. Waiting for the a new beginning. Or for some, a horrific ending.

    It was broken by the sound of a voice. A voice that was singing in a language that no human knew, echoing through the new night, beautiful in all of the eeriest ways.

    Still, it was all that the trio could hear.

    ———

    When Ranboo’s parents inherit a beach house in a small town from his aunt, he finds himself forced to spend the entire summer there.

    While at first, he assumes that he’s going to miserable, after making two new friends, Tommy and Tubbo, he doesn’t think it’ll be too bad.

    And it wouldn’t have been, if they hadn’t attracted the attention of two ancient mer, Phil and Techno, who are searching for some new family members.

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    Niki is a baker. Her best friend is a merling.

    Day 5 of Anarchist April

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    Tommy had never known a life without his pod, without his parents. But when he wakes up one morning to find his home and nest destroyed and his parents, as well as the rest of his pod, missing. Life doesn’t look promising anymore. He’s too young to be on his own by himself. So he shivers and starves in his ruined nest.

    Wilbur was honestly not sure how it came to be. One moment he was enjoying a brisk swim along the coast, something he rarely did, and the next he was hearing the desperate calls of a lone mer pup. Next thing he knew the tiny thing was in his arms. Well, more like his palms. The pup was so small as were all tropical mer were when compared to Wilbur’s large size. That’s what happened when you were born and raised in the deep abysses of the ocean. But he had found this pup, and he was going to take care of them.

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    Tommy is baby mer and woke up to being abandoned. SBI comes in and saves him, but will Tommy like it?

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    Philza is just a bitty fishy boy. But what if he was a bitty fishy older brother?

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    Technoblade wasn't used to problems like this.

    Problems Techno was familiar dealing with were stuff like fish at some of his hunting grounds rapidly declining in numbers, or accidentally cutting himself on the small pieces of metal that littered parts of the ocean floor.

    Big problems like these wasn't supposed to happen, and if they did, Techno was always more prepared.
    But right now, there wasn't just one big problem Techno had to deal with, but two.

    A summer storm was approaching, and there was a ship in Techno's water.
    OR
    Techno's only had the human for a day and a half but if anything happened to him he'd kill everyone in this ecosystem and then. kinda cry.

     

    OR OR
    Mershifter Technoblade is a bit paranoid towards humans, Wilbur is delighted with his new b̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ friend, Phil is trying to keep everyone on the same continent, Ranboo is Ranboo and Tommy is probably off somewhere doing crimes.

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    Here you can get sneak peeks of new chapters, future fics, and other stuffs.

    This contains no spoilers.(Except for the obvious with the future fics and stuffs. But if you don't want that, don't read it.)

    Also feel free to comment lore questions here. If you want.

    Now contains lore bits. [:

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    Niki has spent three years hand-raising a (once) small project the lab gave her. Unfortunately, he's getting a little too big for a cage the lab refuses to replace, and she's desperate to give her friend more room to move. Her only chance is this glorified villain who went around asking for something to aid his underwater terrorism, but unfortunately, he's terrified of her responsibility.

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    Hunting for food wasn’t easy, no matter how old he got.

    The only real benefit that came with age was an increase in size and whatever knowledge he learned from failed hunts. Though, now that he’s thinking about it, he ate far more consistently as a fry than he does now.

    Being so small let him go relatively unnoticed on large mer but now that he was around as big as most juveniles despite being an adult, all that stealth was long gone.

    The reminder makes the fins surrounding his mouth flick irritably, disturbing the image of his false face for a moment before he settled again. It was all about appearances now. He had to look like some poor, unassuming mer in the hopes that someone would swoop in on him hoping for an easy kill.

    or

    Phil gets a quick meal, sees some sonboys and lies to himself about keeping them as future little insurance meals.

    or or

    Lamprey Phil gets a meal and accidentally gets some sons too

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    It's all fun and games until the human realises you're not human. Then the game is only fun for you.

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    TommyInnit grew up around mers thanks to his brothers job. His way of interacting with them was a bit unconventianal though.
    Maybe it was because he was young. Maybe it was because he wasn't scared of them.

    ---
    “Can you like control it or is poisoning people involuntary?”
    Tubbo smirked. “I can control it.”
    “Cool.” Tommy nodded. “But that doesn’t explain if I can touch your hand. Do you have like poison receptors there?”
    The mer chuckled. “No… I have a barb here.” He pointed to his wrist just under his palm.
    Tommy’s eyes went wide. “Woah… So you could totally grab me and like stab me huh?”
    Tubbo met his eye and Tommy smiled. “Who needs self defence lessons when you have inbuilt knives in your wrist?” He laughed and held his hand out again inbetween them. “Just don’t like trip in my direction yeah? I just want to compare hand size.”
    ---

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