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    Jake is met with a brand new feeling : Hate.

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    Instead of joining the rebellion with Jade and going on the mission that leads him to become Davebot, Dave finds out about Yiffany. Sympathetic to the plight of Human Infidelity and Marital Separation Proceedings, Commander Karkat pays him a visit.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1
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    17
    Kudos:
    124
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    15
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    1,659
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    After Tavros finds his way back into Vriska and Terezi's life, Vriska learns what it's like to be the least dominating presence in the room.

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    1/1
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    23
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    1
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    632
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    Karkat indulges in daves sweet sweet hands

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,172
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    Kinktober 2020!

    1. Bro/Eridan (TW: BDSM without a safeword)
    2. Condesce/Alpha Dave (TW: Noncon, sex slavery)
    3. Davesprite/John Egbert
    4. Cronus/Psiioniic
    5. Dave Strider/Equius (TW: mild body horror, picking)
    6. Feferi Peixes/Equius
    7. Darkleer/GHB (TW: dubcon, violence)
    8. Chixie Roixmr/Marvus Xoloto
    9. Davepetasprite/ARquisprite
    10. Dualscar/Condesce/GHB
    11. Dualscar/Cronus
    12. Latula Pyrope/Porrim Maryam
    13. Equius Zahhak/GHB/Condesce
    14. Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
    15. Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
    16. Bro/GHB
    17. Beforus Karkat/Cronus Ampora
    18. Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram
    19. Dave Strider/Jane Crocker
    20. Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
    21. Rose Lalonde/Eridan Ampora
    22. Signless/Dualscar
    23. Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido/Eridan Ampora
    24. Gamzee Makara/Nepeta Leijon
    25. Summoner/Darkleer
    26. Equius Zahhak/Vriska Serket
    27. Chahut Maenad/Skylla Koriga
    28. GHB/Condesce/Karkat Vantas (TW: noncon, mind control)
    29. Jade Harley/Sollux Captor/Mituna Captor
    30. Dave Strider/Momlonde (TW: mommy kink, age gap)
    31. Dirk/Rose/Gamzee

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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    434
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    14,240
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    ”I’m so...motherfucking sorry...I shouldn’t have gotten all up in your shit like that. It wasn’t right of me,”

    You will never, not ever, feel guilty for what you did to the motherfucker, not when you think of the things he said, you can feel guilty for upsetting Karkat though, that’s not hard in the slightest. He holds you tighter still.

    You continue, “Karbro, you’re the strongest motherfucker I know and I never want you to think that your miraculous ass is anything but strong to me,”

    Karkat is crying harder now, but he pulls away from you and finally you see his face properly. It’s all puffy and covered in tears and he’s still beautiful. Hell, he may be even more beautiful than the very last time you saw him because you see none of that hate that was there before. The only thing in his ganderbulbs are love and sorrow and you want to kiss all that motherfucking sorrow out of him. Only three days apart and you realize how very much Karkat means to you, of course you thought you knew before, you thought that you understood how much pity you had stored up for him in your soul, but it turns out that there’s even more than you expected.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,440
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    ”Dave, I’m saying this because I know you’re not enough of a buldgesucking nooksniffer to tell anyone about this, okay? If you do tell anyone please expect to have your grub chute swiftly detached from your cranium as swiftly as I can put together a 6” cold cut combo.”

    You swallow, nodding slowly. He’s gonna ask you to go on a mission to kill this guy, real John Tucker Must Die shit, maybe you’ll have to seduce him with your charm and sick raps, or maybe Karkat will just make you play watchdog while he does the deed. Karkat looks at you funny, and you realize that you’ve been mumbling to yourself without noticing. He disregards you, again.

    ”Would you……..like to come over...and engage in your human version of fast paced quadrant replacement? Not permanently, of course, but just for tonight?” His voice is shaky and hesitant, like he fully expects you to say no and make fun of him like that isn’t the hottest offer you’ve been given.

    Karkat wants to have rebound sex with you. Yeah, of course you’d much prefer to take him on some bitching date where you show him how smooth and totally better than some stoner clown you can be, but beggars can’t be choosers.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,848
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    the emotional ramifications of not sorting out your love life

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,581
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    “Things that are terrible can also be great. Like a deity.” Dave pinches his thumb and index finger gently into Eridan’s neck muscles and rubs at them until Eridan sighs into his shirt again. “Or a t-rex.”

    “Or a leviathan,” Eridan suggests. “Or my junk.”

    “Or your junk,” Dave agrees.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,258
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    Also known as "The Church of Karkat Vantas: Sermon One - Nooks"

    Written live for the Karkat Thirst Server, of which I was the mod.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6,270
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    what's the raddest girl in the universe to do when her righthand chick and closest pal calls her over for some chill, except go and chill?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,363
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    “Just hear me out,” he implored. “Rose and Kanaya are in their own little yarn-draped zone, I'm not touching whatever Terezi and Vriska have, who even knows what the hell Mayor is, and I'm sure as shit not going to fuck with my ex-moirail, literally or figuratively.”

    Dave and Karkat try out that whole "friends with benefits" thing while on the meteor and get more than they bargain for, as expected. How predictable can things get?

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    11,320
    Chapters:
    5/12
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    5,187
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    Karkat comes home crying one day and Bro realises their relationship can't be a fight anymore.

    Inspired heavily by the dynamic in My Thoughts Remain Below and Sing Me Now Asleep by lildogie, which are both amazing fics that you should go read right now. Even if you've already read them. Go reread them.

    This basically has a lot of feelings and I tried my best to keep Bro in character. I think I did pretty okay, EVEN considering that one update in which Bro was revealed to be abusive towards Dave (like we didn't already know).

    Even though it seems like there might be some consent issues in this fic, everything is consensual. You don't see it because I didn't have time to write it, but there you go.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,844
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    Anonymous asked: Dave and karkat had a lot of free time on the meteor,,,, that couch is conveniently red too

    Language:
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    609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    364
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    8,550
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    “You matter,” you say, and you see him break, you see the little, taped together pieces of his false bravado and confidence shatter, you see the way his mouth drops open and he chokes a little, hands gripping too tight to the hair at the base of your neck, “You are young, and foolish, and you have made mistakes, but you matter.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,283
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    377
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5,545
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    Equius gets a chance to please the heiress.

    Language:
    English
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    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,568
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    Sometimes you can't words the way you meant. Other times, why would you even want to?

    Prompt: "Mituna tends to feel more dominant on hir girl days, so zie puts on hir cutest outfit and doms the hell out of Latula, who's enthusiastically into it. Think feel-good happysex with kink elements. Bonus: receiving penetration is the dominant-coded act for trolls, Mituna has a serious size kink and Latula is really well endowed."

    Language:
    English
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    3,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,718
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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're floating in your hive, seariously blindsided by the two things you're actshoally for real holding in your hands right now: a waterproofed imperial mandate you haven't opened yet and an extra bucket that the submarine courier drone you were just visited by left bobbing around inside the door to your hive before slamming it shut and spiraling away toward some other poor troll's dwelling place.

    It's not like it isn't tidally obvious what's going on here but you really didn't think this stuff applied to the heiress to the entire empire!

    Language:
    English
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    5,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3,302
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    Karkat and John go to the lake and skinny dip, Karkat gets something good out of it for all his troubles. Based off a sex canon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    6,051
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    You don’t know what you want him to do, you just want it done already. He grins, sucking you from his fingers as he stares up at you, his tongue flicking between them like a promise, or a threat, you don’t know which.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,373
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    633
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    15,128

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