6 Works in Sassy Bard the Bowman (Tolkien)

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    Bilbo Baggins, after living a life filled with guilt and self-loathing, is given a second chance by his very own creator. Now he must prepare for the adventure of a life-time three years before he meets his Dwarven company.
    Will he succeed in his mission to see his loved ones reclaim their kingdom, or will he lose them to greed and dragon fire once more?

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    4/?
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    25
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    95
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    24
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    1,580
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    Bard and Thranduil share a 7 a.m. class, Bard regrets it, until he doesn't.

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    English
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    591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    64
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    1
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    625
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    Somehow it was worse to remember the happy times. Things had been very good with Geralt for a while. Sure, Jaskier never felt like he could truly keep up with the Witcher, but he had tried his best back when he was around Geralt. Jaskier always tried his best for Geralt’s sake. For some reason, he wanted to impress the Witcher. Hell, at one point he asked Geralt to run away with him! Why couldn’t they just run away? Then the bard would not have to be in the awful place he was in now. He could be where he wanted: next to Geralt of Rivia. All he had to accompany him now were whatever lost souls had also lost their lives in this dungeon.

    (Flashbacks in italics)

    Language:
    English
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    6,953
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    5
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    232
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    27
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    4,123
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    C'mere, you can sit on my lap until I'm done working.

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    English
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    488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,381
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    It's The Hobbit movies except 4 of the characters have been replaced by a character that their actor has played in another successful franchise. Everyone just wants to get *their* boyfriend back- and, yes, there will be confusion between different "Sherlock" universes, and Magneto will be exactly as exhausted in this fic as he would be leading toddlers (let's be real the dwarves are toddlers with a society and some caves), and Will Turner doesn't get why everyone keeps telling him to use a bow and arrow? and Stephen Strange almost tries to bring all the gold home with him.

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    English
    Words:
    12,210
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    457
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    4,864
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    Después de casi media década de reuniones políticas, Bard había supuesto que sus aliados conocían las cosas que no podían decir enfrente de él.

    Inspirado en este post de Elfandbowman

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    848
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    418

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