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"Oh, are you up?"
sunny kinktober day 5: somnophilia
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- Part 5 of sunny kinktober 2025
- Part 2 of show some respect
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at the end of the bottle by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
13 Jun 2025
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He's already got four fingers up Charlie's ass before he turns the camera on.
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- Part 1 of show some respect
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hitching, hooking, and hoping for better highs by donthuffglue
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
21 Feb 2025
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Facing his fears the hard way probably isn't the best way to go about learning to be a decent human being, but Charlie's always been the kind of guy who has to have the sense beat into him before he can make any real growth. Why go to rehab when he can just quit cold turkey and save himself the money?
Well, rehab has better company, for starters.
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Two of Hearts by Haunted_Obsidian for TheInconsequential
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Dec 2024
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The one in which Mac is a punk rocker and Dennis does ballet.
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The Sk8ter Boi AU.
(The fifth story in my Alternates series.)
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- Part 5 of Alternates
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It ends how it started: Charlie and Mac against the world. From Philadelphia to Arizona, through thick and thin, with every change and distance that grew between them.
Even after all these years, Mac is the coolest person in Charlie's universe.
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first times are meant to be special, aren't they? by donthuffglue
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Oct 2024
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Of course, she's still Dirtgrub. Her hair is largely unbrushed, her clothes are worn and faded, the girlish dollar-store bodyspray does nothing to cover up the scent of grime, glue, and pot that sticks to her clothes. She'd be pretty hot if she put in the effort, but this isn't entirely about sexual attraction.
No, this is about Dennis being the hottest guy he knows, and Joyce being a girl in need of having the virginity fucked out of her.
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“Hey, hey, hey—can I see your ID real quick, bud?”
The new customer starts, turning to Mac. He looks like he’s in his twenties, skinny, minimal threat—code green, Mac thinks—with blue eyes and curling brown hair. Despite the hippy vibe the kid is trying to go for, his fingernails are manicured neat, Mac sees, when he hands over a Pennsylvania drivers license. Mac bends the ID in the light, looks for the tell-tale signs of a fake, doesn’t find any for Dennis Reynolds, DOB 1997, a Leo. If Mac had been out in his twenties, Dennis might have been his type, he thinks.
Trouble, Charlie once told Mac when he was high out of his mind on Krylon paint, always walks in on a great set of legs.
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Dennis Reynolds shows up at Paddy's one night to sabotage Frank's investment in the bar. Too bad for him; Mac has twenty-some years on the little shit and knows well enough that life doesn't always go your way.
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4:42 PM
On a Tuesday
Philadelphia, PA.The android that later came to be known as Dennis had touched down in America two months ago, undergoing rigorous tests to ensure he was up to standards before being sent on his way. Now, he was standing at the large door at the front of— Dennis squinted, LED cycling yellow as he assessed his relationship to the people who requested him— in front of his Family’s home.
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There was a time before they were the worst people in Philadelphia, when they hung on the cusp of something terrible, but still had the opportunity to haul themselves back into morality. None of them were bad people, not just yet, but the blueprints were already set out for the kind of future they'd have. They were thieves. Liars. Drug addicts, alcoholics, schemers. And all at fourteen years old.
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EDIT: I have marked this as complete. I always intended to write more "episodes" but this absolutely works as a stand alone piece and can be read as such. Would love to return to it some day!
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This is what Charlie did, when Mac was being too good to him. When he was acting like they’d been best friends since they could remember, like he did when they were eight and Charlie could run around with his shirt off like all the other guys, and Mac could puff his little chest out to the teachers when they called the wrong name at attendance. Charlie hated it, when Mac acted like he really loved him, so he drove him away.
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or, the boys go camping, they're all seniors in high school, Charlie is trans, and Macs friends are assholes. oh also they fuck
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Charlie tries to remember his birthdays. It's not easy, just like counting.
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And then Schmitty came along, and the gang booted Charlie to the curb as if he was just gum stuck to their shoe.
Again.
And he had just about had it with the gang kicking him to the curb, firing him, and always giving him the short end of the stick in order to come out on top.
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- Part 3 of charlie kelly, king of the rats
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“How could he not have thought of this before?
Maureen Ponderosa.
Feeling a mix of spite and hope, Dennis calls her, officially setting up a double breakfast date between himself, Maureen, her brother Bill and Dee.”
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“The end of an era of a thousand years is upon them, 1999, January to be specific and Dennis just signed the lease to his first apartment a few days ago.”
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Little One by kitten_mittons_meow, PSEUDOPHYSICIAN
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Feb 2023
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Well, it's not a huge surprise, is it?
Charlie's a little. He really could've guessed that.[will remain unfinished indefinitely, please enjoy what we have written so far, but this story has been abandoned.]
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Haunting & Taunting by Krissy_Alexis_Saybrooke
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
22 Jan 2023
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What would have happened if by CringeUsername42069
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Jan 2023
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What would have happened if Schmitty didn't get to talk to The Waitress first. if he was distracted in some way, would Charlie be the one to bang the Waitress at the High School Reunion? May-haps...
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said 'i'm fine' but it wasn't true by WanderingTiredly
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Oct 2022
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After a tense dinner with his mother, it's been made clear to Dennis the expectations that are laid before him. College, a wife, and to leave behind the 'white trash friends' he's made this year. He's supposed to want to do what she's saying, so why is it so hard?
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... and They Were Roommates by kitten_mittons_meow, PSEUDOPHYSICIAN
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Oct 2022
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Schmitty's back in town, and Charlie seems smaller than ever...
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Magical Robodoki + Magical Robodoki Mirai (YDKJ Magical Girl AU) by Booloocrew
Fandoms: The Jackbox Party Pack (Video Games), You Don't Know Jack (Video Game)
02 Aug 2022
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What if the Jackbox universe was stylized as a traditional magical girl series? This double-feature fic seeks to answer that question.
In the Jackbox Offices, normal is never the usual. Hell, it's an office where all sorts of creatures work together to bring party pack entertainment to the masses. The only thing in common is that they all feel negative emotions, and a nearby lab seeks to harness that power for their own evil purpose. So, as a mysterious magical girl hire with amnesia arrives, and people start turning into akuma-esque super villains soon after, things become a lot less normal and a LOT more interesting. Especially for one curious Bob Sharp, the former host of Headrush who gains a crush on the new girl.
And in Magical Robodoki Mirai, watch as the host of Weapons Drawn, Raven Nevermore, gets corrupted by a familiar mirror shard, compelled to cause chaos by any means necessary. Now it's up to the Robodoki Crew to fight back and stop this new threat, even as two of the members gain a more twisted, darker destiny under Mikuro's control...
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- Part 1 of Magical Robodoki