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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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His life wont be the same, but he'll give this child the world.
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Wilbur decides to try to teach Tommy how to be a werewolf. Tommy decides to treat having a conversation as a competition to win.
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- Part 3 of fic fight 2025! frorg
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You can still play a violin if its body is broken.
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You can't if its strings are cut."Hey, hey, don't cry! It's okay, I'll help you!" He panicked a little, trying to calm the boy down.
"R-Really?" The kid looked at him with such hope in those big, blue eyes that Technoblade almost immediately wanted to melt from tenderness.
He hummed, nodding. "Really really. I swear on my hair." Technoblade demonstratively put his hand over his heart. The boy giggled, covering his mouth with his small hands. "I'm Technoblade. What's your name, Big Man?"
"I'm Tommy!" Tommy's voice was shaking a little less now. "Your hair is funny."
Technoblade snorted. "Oh, please. My hair is perfect."
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Dark!SBI(+Kristin) AU where they are rich people, what he don't actually know, and Techno is just some guy. He helps Tommy when he gets lost, and you won't believe his shock when he finds out that his family turns out to be his new neighbors. They get along quickly. The Crafts are really sweet people!
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They really don't like losing their things.Series
- Part 3 of Technoblade-centric for the soul
- Part 1 of Rich Bastards
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summer sky dripping rhinestones by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Mar 2025
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Working in a fire tower for the summer was something Techno had applied for thinking he would get away from people, maybe catch up on some reading, do some knitting, do some hiking. He was fine with not talking to people for weeks at a time.
He didn't count on Phil.
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- Part 4 of Techza Week 2025
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Their earliest memory is an over-large sweatshirt pulled over their head. It smelled like the back of a closet, there were words on it that made the inside scratchy and itchy to wear, but it was dry. The stitching on the front made the shape of a crown. St. Lore Cathedral Track and field.
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"You may be wondering why you're here, Ostri." Nightingale's voice was a hypnotizing melody, and that was even without him using his ability.
"I'm surprised Nightingale knows who I am." Techno replied monotonously.
"For fuck's sake- It's THE Nightingale. Not Nightingale. Gods, how many times do I have to repeat this to people..."
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Twins duo, but make it a superhero au
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The Wind was loud, very loud, yet the thrashing of the weather sung like a choir in Icarus’s ears. He feels infinite
Or Tommy Watson is a young vigilante who’s balancing hiding his wings from his family while beating the shit out of villains.
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Tommy is a vigilante, Wilbur is a super villain, Philza is a retired superhero, and Technoblade is a super fangirlI DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT THIS IS JUST HIS CHARACTER
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The recording starts, displaying a pine forest, a bed of orange, red and yellow leaves coat the ground as soft snowflakes fall. A boy walks in frame with bright blond hair and an even brighter hoodie and he sits on a slightly soggy log for a couple seconds. Just breathing in the cold and damp fresh air. Calming himself.
“There are monsters in my home.” he says
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A Guide to Defeat the Supernatural by the Rival Supernatural Beings Office by AdaylaDoorwalt
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Nov 2024
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Supernatural Experts in all that may come your way.
With many years in the research, capture and examination of spiritual and cryptid arts,
you’ll be blown away by the work of our agents
Call: (999) 611-8877
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Dream and Techno own a Supernatural Research Agency. Dream is a powerful witch and Techno is a completely normal guy. They help to do anything that the city needs in order for the supernatural to stay out of people's way. -
The Vagrant and the Fanged by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2024
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“Whatever,” the figure shrugs. “I'm Tommy. This cavern is pretty empty nowadays, so…”
Techno raises both eyebrows as Tommy leans towards him, smiling sheepishly.
“I haven't mastered it yet, but I really want to turn you.”
What. Techno clears his throat. “Into..?
“Into one of us, dummy. Vampires.”
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Kicked-out teenager Techno gets adopted by a family of vampires who reside in a cavern.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #22: 'Cavern of Vampires'
with SBI!Series
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Tommyinnit walks into a room. It's the perfect recipe for trouble. His hair is too well done, and his style is not his. A bulky man in a suit ushers him to a table and chair in front of the flashing lights and cameras.
The only thing him about him, he thinks, is the scowl on his face.
"So you mean to say you just got really lucky, Tommyinnit from Pogtopia?" Charlie the Reporter says in his obnoxious reporter's tone and Tommy's face twists even further in contempt.
"That's not my fucking name," Tommy spits. He needs to be polite, but this particular journalist had a way of getting on your nerves. "And I haven't said anything,"
"I assumed. I mean, what even are the odds of four complete strangers stumbling across a human trafficking scheme, anyway?"
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Philza Minecraft, Techno Blade, Tubbo Underscore and Ranboo Beloved are four complete strangers with a shared love of a bad paranormal podcast run by two teenagers.
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Four complete strangers stumble across a human trafficking scheme
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what a lovely d- WHY DOES THIS 'CHILD' HAVE NO EYES!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2024
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Techno would say his city is perfectly free of sinkholes, not that he'd really figure whether or not this is part of the government's solution to overpopulation. He doesn't know why he's falling, he doesn't know where he's falling into.
Techno plummets deeper into the rabbit hole (or sinkhole, who cares). He shuts his eyes, hoping he'll be back home when he opens them. He jolts as soon as he hits the ground, head pulsating in both pain and confusion. His breath wavers, and his mind's refusal to register where he is makes his throat start to unwillingly close from anxiety.
Yellow walls take shape through his spotted vision, and maybe it's because everything is spinning relentlessly, but it seems that the walls go on forever, endless.
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Techno falls into the backrooms and makes friends with a kid entity.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #3: 'Mythical Creatures'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 16 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 147 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 70 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 48 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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always a-knocking (always, i love you) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Chicken_Feat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2024
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Tommy would oftentimes bother him with curious questions, or even more curious insights. So Techno just lays in bed every evening, waiting for that knock to come.
“Come in,” he calls with a yawn.
Tommy trots in, shutting the door behind him. “What does the outside look like during the daytime?”
It makes sense that he would ask—Tommy is a vampire, the sunbeams have never once touched his pale skin.
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Four times that Tommy, a vampire went to seek comfort from Techno, a human. This gets very fluffy. You have been warned.
Prompt: vampire au
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- Part 119 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 60 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 75 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 39 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Happy Blood Day to You by clementine_emeralds for LilBitO_Sunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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“Stop being so mean!” Tommy wails. “You cannot be mean to me on my birthday.”
Techno scoffs, shaking his head. “You were mean to me on my birthday. You woke me up with an ice bucket! You should be thankful I didn't yeet you out into the sun right after.”
“Thankful?” Tommy’s jaw drops. “You shouldn't have even thought about chucking me under sunlight. That is the worst crime to ever commit against vampires, you sadistic fuck.”
“Hurry and open the gift or I will make you go outside.”
That wouldn’t have been that much of a threat if his brother wasn’t a fucking vampire.
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Tommy is a vampire and it is his birthday! Cue the usual bedrockbros shenanigans, banter, and fluff.
Prompt: Vampire au
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- Part 115 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 56 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 71 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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WHY IS MY NEW BABY BROTHER A LITERAL BLOODTHIRSTY VAMPIRE CHILD!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Taylor_Writes_Sometimes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“No,” Techno gets a hold of his tiny hands. “You are not going to gouge my eyes out. Not today, Theseus.”
Tommy tilts his head at the new nickname. He looks utterly confused, and rightfully so. He does not expect a child to know about the myth of the Greek hero Theseus. That is because babies are idiots, and being vampires make them even dumber.
Seriously, where on Earth did Phil even find this baby? And how is he entirely sure that taking him in did not make some celestial, otherworldly being curse their entire bloodline? Techno likes his DNA, thank you very much.
“Phil told me to feed you,” Techno holds up a bowl of mush. What this ‘mush’ exactly is, he does not know. It looks like a concoction of bananas, maybe oatmeal if he squints his eyes hard enough.
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Techno has a new baby brother. And he is a literal vampire.
Prompt: Vampire au
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- Part 113 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 55 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 69 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 37 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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dear, these hearts belong to the sea (hush now, we are free) by clementine_emeralds for Mel_Mei
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“What did she say? Did she tell you about the buried treasure that The Captain just recently dug out? That was a hard find, especially since it was submerged within the coral reefs,” Kristin smiles.
“She did,” Techno nods. “Are they here to negotiate?”
“Goodness, no,” Kristin laughs heartily. “Captain Niki and Captain Puffy are friends. They’re here to catch up, probably.”
“Like..having a chat over tea?” He does not know what 'catching up’ means for pirates.
“Nope. They duel.”
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A day in the life of the most chaotic pirate ship that has ever sailed.
Prompt: Pirates AU
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- Part 111 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 67 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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glimpse of us by clementine_emeralds for Oscared
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Aug 2024
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Something emerges out of the wall. The ghost could’ve been anything or anyone—Count Dracula and his lackeys, a medieval general swinging their sword around, or the old house owner cursed to be stuck in their past.
The ghost could’ve been anyone.
The ghost is a child.
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Techno moves into a Victorian home being haunted by a ghost-child he might be connected to more than he thought.
Prompt: Character/s moving in into an old house but there are/is an annoying ghost/s messing with their stuff
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- Part 87 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 42 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 43 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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call the police, there is a thief! just don't look through my basement, please! by clementine_emeralds for CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Aug 2024
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“If you were gonna rob me, you should’ve at least tried doing it properly,” someone mutters from behind him, voice unamused.
Tommy clears his throat and turns to face who he presumes to be the house owner. “I am not real.”
“Take your existential crisis elsewhere,” the stranger cough the person who’s probably going to have him arrested cough says.
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Tommy robs a mysterious stranger. Techno feeds this thieving kid suspicious stew. That's it that's the fic. (how is that Just The Fic)
Prompt: Thief AU
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- Part 79 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 35 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 37 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Equinox by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for CoconutArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Aug 2024
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Tommy simply grins at him, his cheeks puffing up knowingly. “Ever heard of the superhero Equinox?”
“What, do you know him?” the older questions. “If you do, you better find a way to get in contact with him before we..y’know, perish."
“I didn’t know I was stuck down here with a pessimist,” the blond rolls his eyes. “Do you wanna know a secret?”
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Tommy and Techno are both stuck beneath the rubble caused by an earthquake. The catch? One of them is a superhero, and the other is just your average senior high-schooler.
Prompt: Hero AU
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- Part 74 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 30 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 4 of of heroes, vigilantes, and villains
- Part 23 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p