14 Works in Technoblade Being a Little Shit (Video Blogging RPF)
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no, you idiot, you HAVE to take the pill first! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Jan 2025
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Techno barely heard the door to his room open. (Screw you, past him, for forgetting to lock it.) He doesn't dare to look up from the blanket, presently the only thing helping him save face.
“Are you dying in there?” a raspy voice—one evidently belonging to someone who just woke up—asks.
It's more of a fact than a question to Techno. Perhaps he really is dying, but that wouldn't be very on brand of him.
Somewhere in the recesses of his mind, Techno registers his name being called by his brother, Wilbur.
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It's a sick night for Techno. Wilbur finds him just in time.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #25: 'Sleepless Nights'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #23: 'fever, passing out' "Hey!? Stay with me, okay!?"
with twinsduo!Series
- Part 6 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 3 of my fracturing bones, my rupturing heart (whumptober 2024!)
- Part 137 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 15 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 57 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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The shadow of two pairs of wings are as bright to Techno as the sun could ever be.
There stood a tall child and a short man, black of the ashes and red of trickling blood. But they were also his brother and father, black of the hushed night and red of pomegranate shrubs.
And Techno doesn't understand how they are his family. Because even though they feel like family, they certainly don't look like family.
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Phil is an Elytrian and can fly. Tommy is an Avian and will eventually learn how to fly. Techno has no idea why he doesn't have wings and why he couldn't be like his family.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #11: 'Origins SMP Setting'
Angstober prompt #5: 'Do Better'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #28: 'It Takes a Leap of Faith'
with turtletrio!Series
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Pouring by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Szparagus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Aug 2024
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Tommy had just eyed a nearby bus stop station when he accidentally bumped into some guy minding his own business. But this guy was completely out of it; he wasn't even looking for shelter, he was just staring straight at the eye of the storm. This man..this man wasn't a sane person at all. And oh, the good citizen that Tommy is. He screams directly into this crazy man’s ear.
“IT'S. FUCKING. RAINING. DICKHEAD,” he shouts.
The stranger stumbles backwards, gazing at the blond as if he had just awoken him from his hundred-year slumber. “Who the heck are you?”
“A person with empathy is who I am,” Tommy answers. “Why the fuck are you still out here? Is your brain fucking working? You're getting soaked!”
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Tommy and Techno seeking refuge from a storm, what will they do? (Definitely not think about arson)
Prompt: Hiding from the rain with a stranger, which lead to a new friendship
Series
- Part 82 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 38 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 38 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 25 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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call the police, there is a thief! just don't look through my basement, please! by clementine_emeralds for CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Aug 2024
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“If you were gonna rob me, you should’ve at least tried doing it properly,” someone mutters from behind him, voice unamused.
Tommy clears his throat and turns to face who he presumes to be the house owner. “I am not real.”
“Take your existential crisis elsewhere,” the stranger cough the person who’s probably going to have him arrested cough says.
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Tommy robs a mysterious stranger. Techno feeds this thieving kid suspicious stew. That's it that's the fic. (how is that Just The Fic)
Prompt: Thief AU
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- Part 79 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 35 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 37 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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The Legend Of Microblade by clementine_emeralds for AWeirdDuck
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Aug 2024
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“You should sue whoever gave you that haircut,” someone says. Tommy was convinced he was hearing things, or maybe it's just the voice in his head. But, nope. His microwave is fucking speaking to him.
“What the fuck?” he swears. “How- what- what are you?”
“Do you need to get your eyes checked? I'm clearly a microwave,” it responds with a bored tone.
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Tommy is a vampire, and Techno is a sentient microwave. Things happen.
Prompt: "I'm a little suspicious of you..." "Me? What about YOU!?"
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- Part 67 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 32 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 23 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 1 of Of Legends and Myths (crack edition)
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aww, it's a cute bunny— nevermind, it's a HUMAN CHILD THAT NEEDS A HOME!? by clementine_emeralds for LyraLikesToDraw
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Aug 2024
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“You like carrots?” Phil asks the bunny as if it could answer. “I've got a ton at home.”
The bunny hops comically high, ecstatic at the mere mention of carrots. And when it lands, it has turned into a…fucking..child.
“What the fuck,” Phil swears underneath his breath.
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Phil acquires a child, Techno acquires a home. That's it, that's the fic.
Prompt: Medieval/fantasy
Series
- Part 66 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 21 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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A familiar brunet sat in front of him, honey-brown eyes piercing into his soul. Next to him, a pale man sat, netherite sword in his satchel and hair dyed light-pink. Of course, there was still no mistaking the red pupils that bore into his skin, reading every insecurity and thought he had.
“What are you two doing here?” He asked. “You,” He turned to Wilbur. “Are on exile, and you-” Tommy turned to Techno, “-are supposed to be in prison.”
“You? Why’d the split-haired kid bring you out here, Theseus?” Techno scoffed.
“What he means to ask are about the whereabouts of father?” Wilbur rephrased, “We requested an audience with the emperor.”
“I’m sure. Well, darling father Phil has unfortunately passed. And you two have also been presumed dead for years now. No one thought you lot would make it out alive.” Tommy raised an eyebrow, shaking his head. “Nevermind. Why are you here?”
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Wilbur and Technoblade appear at King Tommy’s kingdom with accusations. He isn’t having their shit.
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When You're Just Trying to Run a Country but Your Brothers Decide to Cause Chaos Instead by The_Nocturne_Candle
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Jun 2022
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Don't you just love it when you're already drowning in responsibilities, and your brothers decide to incite a city-wide prank war? But they act too seriously and now you have to deal with the newly sprung up heroes and villains? And now said brothers are the leaders of those sides? All while your father, your own flesh and blood, LAUGHS.
Cause Wilbur sure as hell doesn't.
Tommy and Technoblade are having the times of their lives, however.
He just wished he wasn't burdened with the knowledge of all of them being related.
Fuck you Philza Minecraft.
I haven’t touched this in years but honestly I did go through and write a literal whole universe with an economy and specific religions… maybe one day I’ll come back to it cause I do actually enjoy the concept but lowkey school and work are kicking my ass.
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“You know, If I’m gonna be here for a while, I should have something to call you other than “Dragon”. You got a name?”
The Dragon considered him for a moment then made a thick croaking sound that snapped from his pallet down to his chest. It ended in a round burr and a tongue flick. It almost sounded like—
“Technoblade? Did you just say Technoblade?”
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Or Phil ends up part of Technoblades hoard. His response? stress clean and hysterical laughter.
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“You ok, bossman?” the brunette questioned as subtly as he could with a nervous smile. Tommy looked to him, trying to process his next words, he could either attempt to explain that he just got sent back in FUCKING TIME or he could try to brush it off. Instead, he just flashed an unconvincing smile and prayed that nobody would question why he had supposedly frozen like a statue mid-speech. Tubbo smiled back awkwardly and patted him on the back before taking the podium.
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Tommy is stuck in a time loop of the worst day of his life, his mission? Save his brother.
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A Pig and a Demon walk into an Arcade by Monarch_Antares
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Sep 2021
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It's a quest as old as time itself, Skeppy trolling BadBoyHalo, but what if he decides to outsource this task?
Meanwhile Technoblade is glad he didn't just leave Skeppy on read.
Bad is just confused, but otherwise happy to hang out and play games.Series
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Round two, start!
In the right corner, Technoblade, with his great multi-tasking skills and attention to detail.
In the left corner, Squid, who would rather be anywhere else.
Welcome to the deadliest of competitions... Party Games!Series
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Strain by dreamdx (thereisdefinitelyawordforthat)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 Aug 2021
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Quackity pays Technoblade a visit in the vault. Techno thought he was ready. He was wrong.
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If at first you don't succeed by Monarch_Antares
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2021
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If you want to annoy someone, maybe be aware of your own shortcomings.
Also don't pick fights on someone's hometurf.Series