16 Works in The Witcher Secret Santa

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    Ступать по мощеным улицам в теплых меховых сапогах не боясь, что где-то из-за угла выскочит нильфский шпион было в новинку. Но Вернон Роше, плотнее кутаясь в теплый тулуп, шел дальше к цели. Еще пару часов и стемнеет, а там и главная ночь в году: по эльфскому календарю сегодня новый год. А по человеческому до нового года ещё два месяца. Ну да Вернон Роше человек простой – сегодня праздник, значит сегодня. И все тут.  

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    When the wheel cracked around noon, Jaskier had thought little of it. There was enough life left to it to steer the wagon to the side of the dusty road, and at least it hadn’t collapsed entirely. “This is fine,” he’d said, aloud, to his mules. “We’ve a spare, and someone will have to come along eventually to help.”
    No one came along, eventually or otherwise. The promise of adventure, of experiencing the kindness of (potentially handsome) strangers, faded with the light. Darkness crept across the valley, the mountains looming ever more sinister, pressing in from both sides.
    “Well girls, we’re fucked.”

    Jaskier's wagon breaks down in the middle of nowhere. What's the worst that could happen? Werecoyotes?

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    Geralt is a cryptid lore expert trying to write his first book, struggling through insecurities and unfamiliar territory with the help of his editor Regis and his illustrator Dettlaff. Meanwhile, he's navigating two other difficult situations: a messy co-parents with benefits relationship with his adopted daughter Ciri's biological father Emhyr, and the slightly more than professional attachment he's developing to long-term couple Dettlaff and Regis. The monsters he writes about are far from the scariest things Geralt deals with while trying to finish his book and make Ciri proud.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    1
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    175
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    44
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    3,842
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    Jaskier likes meeting new people. He loves meeting new people. He’s a people person! So when it’s dislike at first sight between him and Geralt, the new guy at the firehouse, it’s clearly Geralt’s fault. No, Jaskier will not accept criticism on this.

    Geralt just wants to settle into his new job but has to endure emotionally mature conversations to do so. It ends up working out great.

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    210
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    28
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    1,437
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    “I’m bleeding,” he told himself to say, lips moving and the air of his breath obliging. The words themselves seemed to him muffled and smothered, and he had to wonder if he’d said them at all. The argument that Geralt was having with the physician, though it looked to be a matter of raised voices at significant volume, came back to him only as muzzy impressions of sound with none of the specificity he expected. The only sound that seemed to cut through the feathers and straw stuffing his skull was a droning, high-pitched whine just at the edge of his perception.

    “I said I’m bleeding,” Jaskier tried again, hoping against hope that he was shouting now, and this time almost choking on the word and its implications. “And I still can’t fucking hear anything!”

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    When a dusty old ghost story takes a dangerous turn, Jaskier suffers a loss that could permanently alter life as he knows it: his hearing. But when all seems lost, he finds reassurance with Geralt. (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt knowledge not at all necessary, but game fans might appreciate the quest reference!)

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    22
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    As his Witcher's Path takes him to the rain-soaked streets of London, there are three people that Geralt is destined to find.

    One purple-eyed paediatrician with paranormal powers. One sweet-natured stepdaughter with very special skills. And a seemingly untouchable musician to complicate all of Geralt's innermost desires.

    Life is hard for a witcher. But with their help, Geralt strives to be a good father.

    And this year, all Ciri wants for Christmas is for her whole family to be by her side. But with unexpectedly dangerous monsters all around, can Geralt protect the people he loves and keep them safe from harm? Can Yen find what she still craves? And can Jaskier ever feel worthy enough within Geralt's magical destiny to be secure by his side?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,874
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    A #thewitchersecretsanta2020 gift for sapphicspritzee, who wanted chubby Jaskier, boft Eskel and body positivity! Add to that some angsty boi Geralt, and you get my gift.

    -

    Years later, Geralt meets Jaskier, and he thinks he finally found what Eskel deserves.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,654
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    When Geralt returns from a hunt and finds Jaskier missing, he decides to go look for him.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    8
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    28
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    For the wither secret santa exchange on tumblr :)

    Eskel and Geralt have been dancing around their feelings for decades now. Will this winter change things? (it most certainly will).

    Sorry, I'm bad at summaries lmao

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
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    66
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    7
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    498
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    Jaskier makes some Christmas magic happen for a grumpy Witcher.

    Language:
    English
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    1,102
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    408
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    Geralt has been on the path for years. He’s learned how to look after himself, especially after getting hurt. It’s all part of the business of being a Witcher. But now he has a bard intent on looking after him and making sure he’s safe...and Geralt has absolutely no idea why.

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    A Witcher Secret Santa Gift!

    Language:
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    12
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    371
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    38
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    It's Christmas eve and Tissaia is hard at work, and thinks everyone else should be too! After a bump on the head, she’s visited by a spirit who tells her to expect three more. Will Tissaia learn to embrace the Christmas spirit before the night ends?

    (AKA A retelling of A Christmas Carol)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,630
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,654
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    When Yennefer is forced to spend the night in the same room as Tissaia some truths are revealed.

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    1/1
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    137
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1,926
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    While visiting Toussaint, Ciri takes a contract and reunites with an old friend that she had long thought to be dead.

    [For The Witcher Secret Santa 2018]

    Language:
    English
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    Comments:
    6
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    431
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    A slow and lazy morning in Kovir.

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    5
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    103
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    15
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    1,708
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    After Geralt managed to stop the killing in Toussaint and found himself in jail because of the death of the Duchess' sister, the Beast of Beauclair was gone for good... or was it? Wandering across the vineyards, Dettlaff is searching for his immortal lover. His appearance shall remain hidden from unwanted eyes. Or so he thought.

    Language:
    English
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    3,492
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1,414

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