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It’s bad in every way a restaurant can possibly be bad, but mostly because the kitchen cannot cook decent food. Any meal at this hermetic, self-regarding restaurant brings a protracted march of bland, tepid dishes.
This restaurant is soulless, overpriced, and (curiously!) still manages to be packed. Perhaps its diners are masochists. Or perhaps London has finally embraced nihilism, culinary or otherwise.
Percy Weasley is London’s most feared food critic. One poor review from him can make or break a young chef's career. He’s known for his razor-sharp palate, brutal honesty, and the fact that he’s never once in eight years given a single five-star review. People say he hates food. He doesn't. He just hates bad food.
All Oliver Wood wanted to do was play professional football. But after a career-ending injury, he pours his energy into cooking. His soft-opening for his passion project restaurant The Pitch is off to a quiet start. That is, until a striking redhead walks in and agrees to be the first customer to try his food.
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In Spectre's hell is a not really special hacker known as 007n7, one of the most hated in the forsaken realm, however Spectre themselves has grown curious about an idea that has recently popped into their non-existent head.
What if they made the hacker himself loved by the others instead of hated? Of course, Spectre had to see how much chaos could be caused by this decision.
Or Spectre puts a virus on 007n7 and now EVERYONE loves him (Not the kids, their kids.) Also do note that this fanfic will be full of mischaracterizations as it's kind of the point of this trash.
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- Part 4 of 007n7's bad luck
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After retiring from football, Cristiano feels he has nothing left. Before ending his own life, he makes a bucket list. Confessing his feelings for his longtime rival, Lionel Messi, is the last item on that list. But Leo recognizes something is amiss. He’s experienced this before, and is ready to plead for Cristiano’s life.
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The Remaining Part Of You by ScandalousPastry
Fandoms: Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
20 Oct 2025
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Waspinator thought he finally reach a form of happiness with his budding romance with Terrorsaur. Unfortunately, like anything nice it’s taken from him when Terrorsaur dies in the Transmetal explosion.
Waspinator thinks he’s lost him completely but little does he know he’s carrying the last part of his ill fated lover.He may not know but others seem to…
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“If you fail, if the tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice where he can’t find you! You think you know pain? He will make you long for something as sweet as pain.”
In which Thanos and his lackeys intend to keep the promise that Loki will pay for his failure (and very soon). Immediately post-Avengers when Loki is taken to a cell in Asgard.
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Attempts at poetry.
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I'm holding on by pawology
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
19 Oct 2025
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- Part 4 of Amy and Sonic
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I’m A Star! (And All Of Them Burn Out) by You_Are_Loved_143
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
20 Oct 2025
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Jax never wanted to be a pop star.
Well, that’s a lie- he desperately craved the validation, the love, the attention he got from all of the crowds. He loved the feeling of helping, the feeling of being useful. He just didn’t want the things behind the scenes, the things he was forced to suffer with.
So when his manager forces him into a collaboration with another rising star named Ribbit, he’s entirely skeptical of him and believes he’s the same as everyone else he’s ever met. Selfish, greedy, and only there for the money. Until he finds himself falling in love.
And as he does, he makes the harsh realization that loving Ribbit is unacceptable by the one person who controls him.
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- Part 22 of ʚ♡ɞ TADC One shots/Short Stories! ʚ♡ɞ
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Regulus Black never wanted to go to St. Therese Elite Academy, but his family’s legacy gave him no choice.
However, what his family doesn't know, is that Regulus is not going as the girl they raised—he’s going as the boy he’s always known he was.
With the help of his older brother Sirius, Regulus takes his first steps into the world as himself. New name. New clothes. New start. But things don’t go as smoothly as Regulus wishes, especially when Catholic tradition has it's own beliefs about the lives, and personalities of their youth.
Things get difficult, and sometimes it feels like your drowning in your own thoughts, torn on what is real, and what is taught. But eventually, you'll find a way out. Right?
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“Okay, that was unnecessarily complicated” he dusted his hands off on his suit, turning around to make sure the other guy was still webbed to the wall.
Then he felt it. His vision went white for just a moment, his side was warm and wet. The palm of his hand touched the source of liquid and when he pulled it away it was a familiar shade of maroon. Shit. That wasn't supposed to happen tonight.
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Peter is a depressed teen with unhealthy coping mechanisms, and Tony finds out
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Author is projecting onto Peter Parker, making him suffer to avoid my own problems
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Uma coletânea de one-shots centradas em Izzy grávido e sua vida com Axl, explorando momentos fofos, íntimos, dramáticos e tensos. Entre alegria, angústia, ciúmes, intimidade, depressão, mudanças corporais, mpreg e situações inesperadas, cada história mergulha nas emoções complexas da gravidez masculina e do relacionamento deles. Algumas histórias se passam em universos alternativos (AU).
As tags e avisos serão atualizados conforme eu for postando novos capítulos, para ninguém ser pego de surpresa. Espero que curtam cada segundo dessas histórias
🌸 --- PEDIDOS ABERTOS! --- 🖊️
Sugestões para novos one-shots são super bem-vindas! 💖
Envie sua ideia de acordo com as tags da coletânea e vamos criar juntos momentos fofos, intensos e emocionantes entre Axl e Izzy. 💕 -
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Varian has been a part of the circus since before he could walk, taking after his mother who was the circus's poster child for years. Hugo is their newest addition, and Donella has left Varian up to the task of making sure everything goes smoothly.
It goes about as well as you would think.
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“Something like that.” Hugo pauses for a second, contemplating. Then, “Did you grow up on a farm?”
An incredulous laugh bursts out before Varian can stop it. Because yeah, he did. “You’re supposed to be asking questions about your job.”
“I already know how to do my job.”
“We’ll see.”
“You don’t believe me, Blue?”
“I don’t care,” Varian says. “And my name is Varian.”
“What do your friends call you?”
“I doubt you’ll find out.”
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- Part 1 of of tightropes and knives
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Tyler is one of the most difficult people to work with, Josh unfortunately got assigned a project with him. Tyler, being a slacker, intentionally skips out on working on it, which gave him an unexpected visit..
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Tyler is an absolute idiot and Josh is too forgiving for his own good.
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"Dramamine® is an antihistamine medication that prevents and treats motion sickness symptoms like nausea, vomiting and dizziness. It works by helping your body maintain its sense of balance."
Parts of Ghost Eyes through Emilio's perspective, with lots of journal entries.
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- Part 1 of Ghost eyes
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It's been 10 years since the war. Now Harry is trotted out for ministry functions and seems more like a ghost than a man. After being asked a sensitive question by a reporter, he abandons England to find himself. To try to be happy again.
When Viktor finds him, it isn’t an accident, and it isn’t easy. But some things are worth the work.
This is a story about staying. On earth. In love. In your own skin.
The good news: the full story is already written.
The bad news: updates will come as I edit. Thank you for your patience.
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In a drugged haze, the Expendable stumbles through deadly traps and entities in the Hadal Blacksite, barely surviving until she reaches Sebastian’s shop. Bloodied and broken, he helps patch her up, sparking tense banter, weird confessions.
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And maybe he’s sick now- sick and ruined, bathed in rot because the sight of someone bleeding and hurting at his hands sends a thrill through him. It makes him feel human. An empty, isolated human. But human at his core. Which is more than enough for him.
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scissor city (wlw drabbles) by www_76433
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021), Squid Game (TV 2024)
19 Oct 2025
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I'm so down bad for that gay ass haircut squid game be feeding us, oh great heavens.
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Nicolai was content with the life he scraped together in Eastfield. The Affini arrived on Gemini just in time to avert a global ecological collapse. Now, he spent his days brewing coffee and chatting up Leigh at Gershwin's once a week over lunch.
Things were stable; stable was good. Then the affini Dandy drifted into town and everything changed. Change was most often bad, and this was bad change.
He couldn't imagine what would follow an unexpected wellness check: a 'long-lost twin,' an unexpected love, and cracks beginning to form were just the start.
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A Hideous Carrion by Boomchick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2025
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She is strong, Binghe's daemon. She is strong. She tore apart the monsters of the abyss with her claws, and her teeth. She started to like it, though she didn't like anything else. Binghe certainly didn't enjoy it. He isn't a beast. He isn't. But the abyss made Zheng Yang sick. It made her into Xin Mo, and he hated her. He hated her even before she turned her claws on him, and he turned his on her in turn.
Luo Binghe wakes from a nightmare to their room in tatters, and Shen Qingqiu's delicate daemon dangerously close to Xin Mo.
Shen Qingqiu and Xiu Ya refuse to be afraid.
(Love, comfort, & daemon touching, written for an anonymous donor to the SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza)