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• Nattsudd by Mauser_Frau

  Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games), Blue Lock (Manga), Yeah I went there - Fandom  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  09 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Alexis Ness/Michael Kaiser
  • Troy Calypso/Tyreen Calypso
  • plus a whole bunch of fun assortments using those characters
  • Alexis Ness
  • Michael Kaiser
  • Tyreen Calypso
  • Troy Calypso
  • special guest stars TBA
  • OCs ad hoc
  • I went there a LOT
  • PoV: Alexis Ness
  • the blackest of black comedy and also a love story
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • as in for Borderlands
  • Borderlands levels of shit jokes
  • Squick
  • Consensual Adult Incest
  • Tyreen Calypso Being Tyreen Calypso
  • Michael Kaiser Being Michael Kaiser
  • two characters who are their own trigger warnings interacting
  • Yandere Alexis Ness
  • Shameless Smut
  • Bizarre Smut
  • smut the likes of which made the author question her life choices
  • extreme body mods
  • body modification fetish
  • Body Worship
  • The Calypso Twins are in this so you know actual worship
  • people getting that’s so creative with their body mods in the bedroom
  • non-graphic underage sexual exploits
  • but that’s about the only non-graphic thing in this fic
  • even the food is indecent
  • for the sake of argument everyone is about twenty-five in the present
  • Bickering
  • Surprises
  • generally depraved and not safe for life
  • and yet I might still need to update the tags
  • BTW I hope you like chili oil

  Summary

  If you’re here from Borderlands Fandom: The Calypso Twins hire a pair of hunters to take care of some murdering they just don’t have time for.  They’re devilishly handsome AND unhinged— a combination that surely won’t cause any problems.

  If you’re here from Blue Lock Fandom: AU where Ness and Kaiser live on the grubbiest planet imaginable and do murders for some sus cult leaders.

  Strictly in its own universe, but Pandora picked up some off-model traits from my other fics.  We’re serving trickster Troy tonight.

  Update 8/9/2025: We got to the smut! Note that much of the remaining chapters are that as well, but as you do.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  21,781

  Chapters:

  5/9

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