Absolutely_Spiffing

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    Persephone ‘Percy’ Jackson has never been one to sit still, especially not at a desk, for hours a day, most days a year. After her thinning patience snaps, an inconvenient robbery and a well timed appearance from Bludhaven’s hero, Nightwing, starts Percy on an exciting new journey.

    Now she’s got a whole new set of problems, like managing her ruined sleep schedule and getting blood out of Kevlar. And who’s that cop that keeps popping up everywhere?

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Annabeth Chase does not accept limitations. Everyone knows that. If she wants something, no matter how impossible, she will find a way to make it happen. Though, perhaps she will allow Bruce Wayne and his ridiculous paranoia-induced company restrictions a small portion of the credit.

    Actually… now that she thinks about it, the man may have had a point in his worries.

     

    Wayne Technologies does not accept college interns. Annabeth always has a plan B.

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    You drown in rushing water, and show up in Teyvat. You are present, the “traveler” is not. You wonder if this means you must take their place, but an average human from Earth can not match up to whatever the traveler is. Not in strength, not in kindness, not in geniality. It takes crawling out of a hole of self-hatred and shaking hands to come to the conclusion that you were never meant to take on the destiny of a hero.

    (A mouse can’t ever put a bell on a cat’s collar; Sometimes the most favorable task isn’t achievable, no matter how much you beg to be different.)

    The fic is set to take place during the entire first main quest in Mondstadt, and eventually straight to Fontaine, if I can write it up to that point. it might be long enough for that section to be an entirely different fic.

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    In which Venti, Zhongli, and Nahida signed a joke contract centuries ago that might be less of a joke now…

    In which Nahida was forcibly imprisoned, didn’t know she was halting the dreams of the Sumeru people, and broke out to find Venti—in the hope that their contract is still valid.

    In which no one but Diluc and Jean knew about the whole Archon thing, and Kaeya may have a problem with this. Rosaria too, but she's quieter about it.

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    The enemy of my enemy... is a really trite saying, but if it works...

    Loki definitely counts Thanos as an enemy.

    ENDGAME SPOILERS.

    This is to be a six part series... plus a prologue, several interludes, an epilogue, and possibly some other random asides depending on my mood.

    Many thanks to my assistant writer, editor, and nightmare fuel shoveller, Nimbus Llewelyn.

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