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    When Billy fucking Hargrove walks into Scoops Ahoy in his white Hawkins Pool tank top and his tiny little red lifeguard shorts, Steve trips over literally nothing, drops a tub of Rocky Road on the floor, and very nearly brains himself on the glass case covering the ice cream.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    “Hey,” the kid says, offering a gloved hand. “I’m Spider-Man.”

    Jason stares at the hand. “Get. Out of. My face.”

    “Cool, me too,” the kid says as if that made any fucking sense. “But also, there’s, like, a very large man with a weird Red Riding Hood thing going on pointing a gun at my face, so I’m calling this a teachable moment.”

    “I don’t point guns at faces,” Jason says. He absolutely does. “I point them at kneecaps.”

    The kid’s hand hovers in the air a second longer, then drops. He bounces on the balls of his feet, kinetic energy with a conscience. “So what’s your deal? Big red bucket, voice modulator set to ‘haunt my enemies,’ a fashionable assortment of weapons. Batman adjacent?”

    “Batman distant,” Jason says. “And the deal is: you’re in my territory.”

    “Oh. Sorry! I didn’t know territories were, like, a thing. Do you have a flag? I can make a flag. I’m very DIY when it comes to silk-based products.”

    Jason racks the pistol and holsters it because if he doesn’t, he’s going to do something unhelpful, like shoot this idiot charmingly dead.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    "I'll see you here on Monday at six o'clock for the four to six year old class."

    "I don’t like kids,” Jason lied.

    Art rolled his eyes. “You are a kid. You’ll do it or you’ll find a different job.”

    Jason left the gym, and then, on Monday, he showed up five-thirty and taught the goddamn class.

     

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    after a batarang to the throat, Jason goes to New York. all he wants is to disappear.

    he doesn't mean to, but he starts to give a shit. about the boxing gym he works at. about the old fart that runs it. about the kids he teaches.

    and that's before he meets the vigilantes.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    “Congratulations, Steve. You’re having a baby.”

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Steve's on an off-world team with three people who are infinitely smarter than him--a marine tech, a whosawhatsit engineer, and a xenobiologist with a bad attitude and a lamentable inability to keep it in his pants.

    He doesn’t know if whatever he’s doing here means anything, or is worth the high likelihood of getting all his good years sucked out of him by space vampires, but, honestly, there was never going to be any normal for him, anyway.

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    That time Steve accidentally gets knocked up by Billy... IN SPACE!

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    08 Sep 2025