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You like to cook. Matthew likes to help. A little too much maybe.
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The Day Father Pruitt Took Up Running by EverythingButResolved
Fandoms: Midnight Mass (TV)
18 Jul 2023
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The early morning sun stretched its golden fingers across Crockett Island, casting a warm glow over the quaint, sleepy village and awakening its inhabitants to another day of secrets and whispers. Father John Pruitt, the Catholic priest with the air of mystery about him, was out and about, strutting along the beach like a man with a secret to keep...
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A smutty Christmas poem for the HamFam
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Y'all fellow haimishionaries know exactly what this is.
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The Session by EverythingButResolved
Fandoms: Tell Me Your Secrets (TV), Midnight Mass (TV)
16 Aug 2022
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There's a new patient in Dr. Kimble's office.
It's gonna be a long therapy session.“You know, when you swung the door open and stood there, all poised with your perfect coif and little scarf over that tailored suit…yes I can see that’s not from Walmart, I thought you were a patient – I even made up a sort of backstory for you – a college professor looking for help with his fashion addiction…I know it doesn’t make sense but I do it all the time. I have a good imagination for a math teacher.”
“Are you a good teacher?”
“Kids love me. I teach – taught – in an all-female boarding school, for the last 5 years. Managed by nuns, cool cats like you. I miss them. I miss it.”
“Is that…”(sounds of crumpled papers)
“Is that related to the accident? You teaching there?”
“I fucked the priest”.
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A reimagining of Split in which only Casey Cooke is kidnapped by the Horde. Then suddenly, she's not a captive anymore. As it turns out, true love is kind of powerful, and it might be happening to the last person Dennis ever expected: himself.
"If you stay with me, he'll never hurt you again."
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07 Apr 2024
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It feels like a sunburn after a long day outside, heated skin pulled taught–gratifying in its stretch.
As of January 12, 2025, major edits have been posted to this work. Although not necessary, I encourage a reread before getting into any chapters after 7.
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04 Feb 2024
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When Hannibal met Will Graham (the man who had, three years prior, been mistaken for the Chesapeake Ripper), he expected amusement. What he got was his first taste of obsession. Dark and bitter in the back of his throat but achingly sweet on the tongue. He knew at once that this feeling, this Man, would consume him.
And Hannibal would consume Will right back.
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10 Jan 2024
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It’s Day Two of the biggest outdoor festival you’ve ever attended. But how well do you know your cute new friend?
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10 Jan 2024
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Mary Barlow said it was over, and John listened. But what do you do when your hunt is denied a conclusion? You make one of your own.
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18 Dec 2022