HeidiVolatile
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Jurassic Snark by apocalypsenah, RedMenace (HeidiVolatile)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park/Good Omens—Human AU
13 Oct 2024
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Paleontologists Aziraphale Grant and Anathema Device and mathematician Ian Crowley are among a select group chosen to tour an island theme park populated by dinosaurs created from prehistoric DNA. While the park's mastermind, billionaire Met Hammond, assures everyone that the facility is safe, they find out otherwise when various ferocious predators break free and go on the hunt.
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I mashed up Good Omens and Jurassic Park, y'all!
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Sweetened Caffeine by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2025
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Some connections start with sarcasm. Others come with a side of sugar and a dead fridge.
Crowley’s broke, bitter, and one oat milk meltdown away from a full existential spiral. Working as a barista in a too-bright café and living off instant noodles, he doesn’t expect much from life — certainly not romance. So when his friends drunkenly sign him up for a sugar dating app as a joke, he’s reminded of it when a message arrives. Thoughtful. Witty. Disarmingly kind.
And most likely not from his idiot friends?Enter angel_investor — mysterious, patient, infuriatingly sincere. What begins as a joke reply turns into a thread of conversation Crowley doesn’t want to cut. One that feels dangerously close to real.
As messages become moments and trust grows in between snark and sincerity, Crowley is faced with the most terrifying possibility of all:
That someone might actually see him — and stay.Updates Thursdays & Sundays.
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- Part 3 of Glucose Guardian—Two Ways 🧁
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18 Sep 2025
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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18 Sep 2025
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Fledging by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2022
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Cool Dad was at the school gate again. Clambering out of his ridiculous sports car like a great big spider, all black denim and designer sunglasses. What a prat. He made his way towards the entrance, followed by his equally lanky son. All the mums' eyes were on him. Which was fine. At least they weren't staring at Aziraphale for a change. Cool Dad high-fived his son goodbye, because of course he did, then sauntered back to his car. Making it look so bloody easy.
Aziraphale Fell is much too young to be looking after eleven-year old Pepper. He barely has his life together as it is, with his minimum-wage job and a half-baked dream of trading rare books for a living. And as if adopting a recently bereaved pre-teen isn’t enough, there are some rather more adult problems to navigate: playground politics, the shadows of his own childhood, and the growing question of how Crowley, the only other dad at the school gate, feels about him.
A human AU/kid fic.
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22 May 2024
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“It’s a nice idea,” Crowley chirped, grinning a little wider and making the butterflies in Aziraphale’s stomach flutter a little harder. “Except for the part where, you know, monsters aren’t real.”
Aziraphale smiled with tightly shut lips, hiding the fangs that grew involuntarily sharper behind them. “Of course,” he hurried out with a polite laugh. “Speaking hypothetically, that is.”
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AZIRAPHALE'S A VAMPIRE AND CROWLEY IS A VAMPIRE HUNTER. ENSUE PINING 👏
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15 May 2024
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A Curious Case of Miracles on Marlborough Street by akfedeau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Nov 2019
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After stopping the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally take the next step in their six-thousand-year friendship. But when a spate of miracles sweeps across Soho and Mayfair, they realize their amorous escapades may have an unintended side effect. As they scramble to restore balance and an archangel arrives to investigate, Heaven and Hell’s messengers learn that you can never have too much of a good thing.
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09 May 2024