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    “You’re the clumsiest excuse for a servant I’ve ever met!” Uther bellowed across the room, and everyone looked nervously at Merlin.

    “Yes, Arthur says I have the elegance of a newborn lamb.”

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    Merlin becomes Uther’s manservant for a week.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    Stephen Strange searches for multiversal hiccups and reality bending anomalies and comes up with Wanda Maximofff. Who knew the Scarlet Witch could pack a punch?

    (Everyone, especially Agatha.)

    Still, how does that tie in with Spiderman? Stephen doesn't know, but he intends on finding out.

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    AKA Wanda and Stephen's interdimensional misadventures, starring Peter Parker and other unnamed companions who just won't leave well enough alone.

    Stephen regrets ever getting wrapped up in this whole multiversal whatever.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    The first time Peter Parker meets (some of) the Avengers, it's in a sewer and/or warehouse-he wasn't able to get a good look at the place, sue him for his uncertainty-after he had (apparently) gotten kidnapped.

    The first time the Avengers meet Spider-Man, he's calling them jerkwads from the top of Hawkeye's roof... according to Hawkeye. In Peter's humble opinion, rooftops are communical property among vigilantes, especially during alien invasions.

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    Seven times the Avengers were confused about Spider-Man's identity, and one time his identity was revealed.

    (A story told over the course of seventeen years, seven different world-ending catastrophes, and a kidnapping.)

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    11 Aug 2025

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    A series of events with a mysterious entity currently known as Roe Deer.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    “You-” Ygraine said, stepping up to point a finger in Uther’s face. “You are a liar and a murderer. The fact you think someone as sweet and caring as Vivienne is destined to marry you is a tragedy in itself, but if you expect me to hand over my brother’s rightful claim to Camelot’s throne-”

    My claim to Camelot’s throne,” Uther threw back, face growing more red as Arthur looked between his parents in utter bewilderment. Merlin didn’t blame him. He had envisioned Uther and Ygraine’s love story to be more… well, less based in war and battles.

    Ygraine’s eyes narrowed as she grabbed a goblet of wine and threw it in Uther’s face. A few of the guards shifted, but Uther only raised a hand to pause them, spitting out the wine with furious eyes.

    “You,” Ygraine said coldly. “Are unworthy to sit upon a stool, let alone a throne.”

    From a few feet away, Balinor scoffed as he sipped from his own goblet. “I kind of like having her as a hostage, Uther. She livens up the place.”

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    In a desperate attempt to save Arthur at Camlann, Merlin tries to reverse time. It works perhaps a tad too well.

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    02 Jul 2025