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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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13 Oct 2025
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Shoot to Thrill, Play to Kill by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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As soon as Wade sees him, pressed right up against the barrier, he walks over to him. This sweet-faced thing, a sharpie clamped between his teeth and a band tee rolled up to his collarbones, showing off a freckled chest and surprisingly toned pecs in clear invitation. Laughing, Wade slopes right into his personal space, draping over the barrier to pry the marker from his mouth.
"Nice tits ya got there," he calls over the roar of the crowd, uncapping the sharpie with his own teeth, watching a soft blush roll down the pale expanse of skin. Glancing up, he finds big, starry brown eyes gazing down at him and a pretty pink mouth curled into a lopsided grin.
"Thanks," he calls back, and rolls his shirt up a little higher, back arching slightly to push his chest toward Wade's face. "Sign 'em for me?"
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When you're as famous as Wade Wilson is, staying humble is a difficult task – and groupies with big brown eyes and bare chests aren't really helping his cause.
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Wade, lead singer of Mercs for Money, is an egotistical asshole, Peter is his biggest fan and wants something to prove it, and Logan is sick of Wade's shit (but what's new?).
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Angel Of Music by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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It should hurt, in fact it does, but it's also Wade's hands on him and grabbing him and holding him down and his brain just isn't working right, okay? That must be it – he's blood-dizzy and zoned out on adrenaline, and at the first pass of needle through skin he makes a noise – thick, needy, drawn out. Fingers gripping at the couch cushions until the fabric tears beneath them.
“Hnn… hah.”
“Sorry, Pete, I–” Cutting himself off mid-apology, Wade suddenly looks up at him, and Peter can tell he's making a face even with the mask on. There's a pause. For a second it feels like Wade is staring a hole straight into his stupid, slow brain. Peter's breath comes out hot, heavy, shaky. Then, slowly, with realization: “That wasn't from pain.”
Shaking his head weakly, Peter presses his free hand over his eyes and squeezes at his temples, humiliated. “Sorry,” he mumbles, “I can do it myself if you want.”
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At-home stitches gone sexual SOMEHOW, Peter's a freak and so is Wade (but we all knew that), and once again tagging a fic has made me self-reflect.
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12 Oct 2025
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My, My, My, My Serpentine by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Oct 2025
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“Huh,” he says softly, unable to restrain the intrigue in his voice. There’s another, heavier throb beneath his hand, and then–
Peter
Making an extremely undignified, unmanly noise, Peter jumps back. Even still, his hand clings, involuntarily stuck – something that happened a lot when he first got his powers, but hasn’t in years. It makes a familiar but ancient panic swell in his throat, and he immediately tries to tug it back to his body. It doesn't budge, so after a few more frantic yanks he anxiously resigns himself to his current position.
Nervously, he glances around, then asks, “What was that?”
And then, again:
Peter
It’s certainly not a thought that comes from Peter, but it feels close, like it could be a thought that comes from him, like something nestled into the shell of his skull and started whispering manipulations against his brain.
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Halo by Pancake22
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
07 Feb 2021
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Convinced that Spider-Man is hiding in plain sight as an employee at Parker Industries, Deadpool explores the building in hopes of spotting his friend amongst the sea of corporate drones. All to offer him a job opportunity, of course. That was it though. Honest.
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