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Sex has always been difficult to enjoy for Alastor, continuously guarding his secrets and plotting against his rare lover to avoid risks. When he finally finds sex as something to be enjoyed rather than means to an end, he discovers a new challenge to privately panic about. If only the sex wasn’t so good he might have kept away from Lucifer.
Or: Alastor learns what “female ejaculation” is.
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08 Oct 2025
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Not all Villains Need to Wear a Cape - The Single Chronicle of the Very Short Era of a Perverted Panty Thief by gaeriel_143 for AnnoyinglyCute
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Oct 2025
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Sometimes villains were born out of a life filled with injustices; other times from the pure necessity for vindication or revenge. None of these were the reason for the birth of the Panty Thief. No. Vox's alter ego formula had been a simple one: a bucket of stupidity, a pair of panties in his head and a dream - to break the relationship between the Radio Demon and the King of Hell.
Needlessly to say, this was a plan doomed to fail before it even started.
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Follow the chronicles of the very short Vox’s villain era as he steals underwear with the help of his reluctant sidekick: Bucky, the bucket.
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08 Oct 2025
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Daddiest of them All by Cursed_Alphaghetti for Lunangela
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Oct 2025
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They have no idea how they ended up here. The unspoken sexual tension that was apparent to everyone BUT Alastor may have something to do with it.
Lucifer isnt complaining, but Alastor sure is!
(2p Lucifer is based on Alxxbeee on twitter concept art of the 2p characters)
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04 Oct 2025
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That TV overlord was causing a stir, declaring Alastor's omega status live on television.
Which was fine and dandy, except Box also declared his intentions to forcibly mate Alastor.
Lucifer couldn't allow that to happen; Lilith would never forgive him if he allowed an overlord to record themselves mating an omega against their will. Even if the omega in question was the conniving Radio Demon.Lucifer just wished this wasn't all happening during his pre-rut.
Day 6 of Top Lucifer Week! Alpha Lucifer
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- Part 5 of Bee's Top Lucifer Week 2025
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04 Oct 2025
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Lucifer just wanted to see the beautiful garden his daughter created.
He didn't think he'd end up with a soul contract, a horny deer and relationship within 24 hours.
He's not complaining, he just didn't think he would.
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04 Oct 2025
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Happy Birthday Alastor! His dove got him a present!
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- Part 3 of 31 Days in Hell (Kinktober!)
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04 Oct 2025
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More Than You Know by Sarah (The_British_American_Girls)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2025
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Alastor wants to experience sex, so he asks the only person he trusts to show him what it's all about.
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03 Oct 2025
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With Alanna's heat approaching, she has an offer for Lucifer that will be mutually beneficial for both of them.
Day Six:Alpha Lucifer/Hunting
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- Part 6 of Top Lucifer Week
- Part 80 of My hazbin hotel fics
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03 Oct 2025
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Charlie was the daugther of the Devil
Some people usually tend to forget that
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03 Oct 2025
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That's Not on the Menu! by KafkaWasACreole for bakunawa_moon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Oct 2025
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All Lucifer wanted was to enjoy his unending boredom at his favorite restaurant in peace. Until it hired a new waiter. All Alastor wanted was to survive. Then Lucifer happened.
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02 Oct 2025
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Finally, Lucifer asked, “Did you get a tan?”
Alastor blinked. “Excuse me?”
“A tan,” Lucifer repeated.
Slowly, Alastor set down his book. “A tan?”
Lucifer huffed, tired of this pointless back and forth. “Yeah. You’re a few shades darker now.”
A couple beats passed before Alastor said, in the most puzzled voice Lucifer had ever heard from him, “I’ve always been this color?”
A snort. Lucifer sat on the arm of the chair, delightfully causing Alastor to scoot a few inches away. “No, Alastor, you were a few shades lighter yesterday.”
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Lucifer swears to God Alastor was lighter on October 28th.
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02 Oct 2025
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His blood smeared the stone and seeped into the grooves left by expert hands. Alastor pulled his glove off and wrapped it in a quick cover of gauze for now.
“Whosoever offers themselves for thy King, shall bleed on this stone and offer themselves as his bride to be judged. If thy King finds thy true and perfect, thy blood shall sing his praises and bring joy to his kingdom.” He murmured aloud and found the next text, presumably apart of the blood ritual.
“King of the Morning Star,” he called out in the room. “Thy servant offers themselves, body, mind and soul. Judge me perfect and I will bear your heirs and worship thy body and offer mine for thy pleasure for the rest of eternity. Find me good for thy love and I will love thee in return.”
But Alastor was distracted by more art and script. Everything showing how if a bride was chosen, there would a celebration, a joining ceremony to show the bride’s submission and successful coupling with the King. Then the bride drinks what looks like poison from a chalice from the King. The script called it ascension, immortality granted. Afterwards more depictions and script of sex, a pregnant bride and a child birthed.- Language:
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02 Oct 2025
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The forest is normally quiet this time of year. That is until the White Snake awakes from his slumber. Now he is hungry and the hunt. A pesky little doe has evaded him each year. After years of trying the snake finally catches his doe. However this time things are different.
Snake Lucifer x Doe Alastor
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02 Oct 2025
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Lucifer’s smile never faltered. Not an inch. But something cold and hot all at once flickered through his golden eyes, and Alastor knew— knew—that he’d stepped too far.
…Delicious.
aka
Alastor fucks around and finds out.
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01 Oct 2025
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Alastor wants to settle his debt with Lucifer, so he decides to sneak into his room to fulfill his purpose.
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01 Oct 2025
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Prompts written for Top!Lucifer week, hosted by the AppleRadio server, featuring WONDERFUL art! Cum one, cum all!!
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- Part 8 of Take A Bite
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30 Sep 2025
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Alastor announces he'll be away for a few days, and Lucifer decides to find out what nefarious plans the Overlord is hatching. He ends up intruding on a moment that doesn't belong to him.
Day Three: Sensory Deprivation/BDSM
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- Part 79 of My hazbin hotel fics
- Part 3 of Top Lucifer Week
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30 Sep 2025
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Lucifer forgot to take his heat suppressants. Things are about to spiral out of control, when he receives unexpected help from another omega. Alastor. However, Alastor's help rarely comes for free. What does the radio demon want in exchange for his help?
Based on the writing prompt from the Radioapple Library Discord Server event: 'Don’t you worry about a thing! I’m a pro a this!'
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30 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter was a lamb raised for slaughter, a boy the world threw at any problem it could, hoping he might save them. And he did, without fail, every single time. Never getting so much as a single thank you, he eventually grew tired of his life, deciding to leave it all and flee to a time when nobody knew him. He found himself in New Orleans in 1900, where he would spend his life as Alastor James Peverell until his death. That is not the story we are telling today. No, this story is about his life beyond the grave, revealing whether he has truly run fast enough to escape his past. Has he hidden his identity thoroughly enough? And why does he find himself the most powerful sinner to ever grace hell’s gates? All will be answered in due time.
P.S. If anybody would like to beta-read I'd love that more than anything
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Was thinking about Alastor and Husker’s dynamic and got hung up on “I will tear your soul apart” which then led to “what if Alastor destroyed Lucifer’s soul?” And, well, this is the what if.
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28 Sep 2025