Peanut_Butter_Wizard



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    Sometimes, a family is you, your dad the pharmacist, and the secret agent that mistakenly got assigned to your dad.

    Not like it’s weird or anything.

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    A comment made by someone close to Perry made him realize the true nature of his life.

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    19 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    A crush? Fuck no. Perry the Platypus doesn't get crushes. Except for when he does. Except he can deal with this one, he can be professional about it. Absolutely nothing needs to happen. Nothing at all.

    Except when does the world ever give Perry a break?

    (Or: A Perryshmirtz getting-together fic from Perry's POV. Not the first one I've written, nor will it be the last. This one involves mild sickness and tooth-rotting fluff. Read at your own discretion.)

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    15 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz doesn't think he's handsome. In fact, scientifically, according to polled beauty standards, he's ugly. Like everything in his life, he fixes it with an -inator. Perry has some thoughts about that.

    (Or: Perry doesn't like caricature handsome Doofenshmirtz, and attempts to boost his self-esteem instead. Written in two parts.)

    (This contains romantic Perryshmirtz. I suppose, if you squinted really hard and closed one eye you could call it platonic, but if you've read this far down the summery and haven't been turned away yet, you might as well just admit that the platypus and the mad scientist are gay, and join the rest of us.)

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    14 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    When Perry learns that Heinz has lost both his arms as a child and uses prosthetics, it adds a whole new level to their relationship, with Perry watching and listening a bit more closely, offering help, and Heinz learning to accept it.

    In the end, Heinz never regrets his decision to open up.

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    14 Oct 2025