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    A man wakes, trapped, and struggles to resist a mysterious machine that seems intent on programming him into an obedient cockslave.

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    In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.

    [ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]

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    They say the Sharingan makes the Uchiha. An old comrade at the end of the world gives this idiom a new meaning, and then Hatake Kakashi travels back in time to solve the wrongs of the past through the radical, untested method of not avoiding all of his problems.

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    Amanda flicks her hand and he stops, mouth clicking shut. Her eyes are scornful. “You will return to CyberLife.”

    Connor’s heart drops. She’s right to be sending him. He’s malfunctioning in some way. There’s something wrong with him. Still, he can’t help asking her, “For what purpose?”

    Maybe he has it wrong. Maybe-

    Her eyes flick over him like a man judging the worth of a disobedient dog and her lips curl like she’s bitten into a rotten lemon. “For deactivation and disassembly, of course."

     

    Based on the idea of Connor going deviant sooner and joining Jericho as part of the squad.

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    An AU in which SGRUB as such never happened, focusing mostly on Eridan Ampora and the trials and tribulations of being such a raving douchebag (with good hair).

    Details, illustrations in progress, etc., available at my tumblr.

    More comprehensive explanation here.

    Komm in mein Boot
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    der Steuermann
    Komm in mein Boot
    der beste Seemann
    war doch ich

    --Rammstein

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    17 Mar 2024