20 Series by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

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• TOBER 2025 by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), biDEMONium, thesorrowoflizards (biDEMONium), trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Leverage (US TV 2008), Leverage: Redemption, Ted Lasso (TV), The Librarians: The Next Chapter (TV 2025), The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV)

  • Mature, Explicit, Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen, M/M
  • Series in Progress

  14 Oct 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • SQ Curtain & Nathaniel Benedict | LD Curtain
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Nicholas Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe & Milligan & Number Two
  • Nicholas Benedict & The Adults
  • Nicholas Benedict & Constance Contraire
  • Nicholas Benedict & LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • Vikram Chamberlain & Everyone
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Nicholas Benedict & Milligan
  • Milligan & LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • Trent Crimm & Everyone Kinda?
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Father
  • Team Leverage & Harry Wilson
  • SQ Curtain
  • Nathaniel Benedict | LD Curtain
  • Trent Crimm
  • Roy Kent
  • Nicholas Benedict
  • Vikram Chamberlain
  • Ted Lasso
  • Milligan (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • more mentioned but those are the main ones rn and idw be misleading here
  • Harry Wilson
  • Everyone mentioned
  • Whumptober
  • Whumptober 2025
  • Between Seasons
  • Angst
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • Brainwashing
  • memory-tampering
  • curtain: its not a cult its a compound of like minded people
  • cult members: HAPPY CULT. HAPPY CULT
  • Kinktober
  • Kinktober 2025
  • Kinktober2025
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • Hate Sex
  • Unhealthy Relationships
  • Dubious Consent
  • they're both very into it but like this is not healthy chat
  • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
  • Supervillain Roy Kent
  • Journalist Trent Crimm
  • Kidnapping
  • Bondage
  • Dom/sub
  • Rough Sex
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Porn With Plot
  • but it's mostly porn
  • Creampies
  • Enemies and Lovers
  • Enemies With Benefits
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • they both need a hug but they're gonna have fucknasty sex instead
  • Pre-Canon in energy but obviously this is an AU
  • Toxic Hook-Ups
  • Spanking
  • Anal Sex
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • Mean Nasty Language
  • not a wholesome one but the lore implies it could go there eventually
  • Little bit of objectification
  • Little bit of humiliation kink
  • miniscule bit of Praise Kink
  • Self-Destructive Behavior
  • man this one fought me so hard im not sure i like how it turned out
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • i think
  • Orgasm Control
  • UNHEALTHY DID I MENTION UNHEALTHY
  • No Character Death No One Dies I Swear
  • Ball Gags
  • they both have so many fucking issues
  • Porn with Feelings
  • the feelings are anger and sadness and self loathing
  • Whumptober2025
  • Not A Fix-It
  • Break-it fic
  • see i wanna tag this found family bc that's the main theme
  • but i feel like that would be misleading. bc of the main theme
  • Friendship
  • Co-workers
  • Nicholas Benedict Needs a Hug
  • technically canon compliant
  • more name angst
  • Non-Consensual Drug Use
  • Brain Drain/Magically Induced Brain Fog
  • tied up
  • Bondage (Unsexy)
  • Fear
  • POV Outsider at the end there
  • Flufftober
  • Flufftober 2025
  • Flufftober2025
  • Fluff
  • Fluff without Plot
  • Short & Sweet
  • Late Night Conversations
  • Peanut Butter
  • slightly gross but sweet romantic gestures
  • Ted Lasso's Peanut Butter Habit Lmao
  • Affection
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • SPOILERS IN TAGS!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
  • ai-less whumptober
  • AI-less Whumptober 2025
  • Withholding Aid
  • Torture
  • Watching
  • Guilt
  • Anger
  • Mistaken Identity
  • Twins
  • Trauma
  • Misunderstandings
  • Hopeful endings
  • Heavy Angst
  • Torture. Cannot Emphasize Enough
  • Electrical Shock/Cattle Prod
  • Knives
  • Beating
  • Poison/Sedative
  • Tags Contain Spoilers
  • extremely vague context lmao
  • Starvation
  • hunger
  • Vampires
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • But like also
  • Alternate Universe - Fae/Fairies
  • Fae & Fairies
  • Vampires are Fae. Kinda
  • Vampire Trent Crimm
  • Fae/Fairy Trent Crimm
  • Self-harming behavior
  • like this isn't intentionally an eating disorder or meant to be about that
  • but the vibe is definitely there
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Dehumanization
  • Muzzles
  • Gags
  • Trent Crimm's Father's A+ Parenting
  • Blood
  • Self-Loathing
  • Vampire Hunters
  • Unethical Experimentation
  • ANGST did I mention ANGST
  • Gun Violence
  • canon-typical danger
  • short & sad

  Summary

  There are too many tober events, so here I shall pick and choose from them.

  Prompts will draw from

   Whumptober 2025

   AI-less Whumptober 2025

   Flufftober 2025

   Kinktober 2025

  completely on a whim. I'm gonna try to do one a day, but from whichever tober I feel like/end up actually finishing. I may also participate in TBoytober although that isn't a "prompts" thing.

   

  Words:

  12,812

  Works:

  8

• oops! knocked him up again [unconnected] by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Gen, Multi
  • Complete Series

  30 May 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & His Editor
  • Implied Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Coach Beard
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Also implied Coach Beard/Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • i think it's less 'implied' and more 'mentioned' actually
  • Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm's Editor
  • Drabble
  • Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
  • Established Relationship
  • Pregnant Trent Crimm
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
  • lowkey pregnancy kink. it's a bit there
  • Fluff
  • Established Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
  • Oops! Ted Lasso Has a Pregnancy Kink Maybe
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • but no actual sex. weirdly.
  • Attraction
  • Ted thinking Trent looks soooooo hot
  • Ficlet
  • happiness
  • shockingly nonsexual
  • but there's lowkey an element of that between the lines
  • Sweet
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Fluff without Plot
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Affection
  • Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • Pregnancy
  • Spooning
  • Trust/Love
  • Implied Angst
  • Hopeful Ending
  • Unplanned Pregnancy
  • finding out
  • extremely silly
  • Crack
  • Ridiculous Nonsense. Do NOT Take Seriously
  • Messed-up timeline
  • Trent Crimm is Still a Sports Reporter... for now
  • but like nate's with jade and yet also a coach at richmond
  • and roy is a coach
  • idk man this is literally nonsense
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Crack treated not even remotely seriously
  • Polycule Shenanigans
  • Polyamory
  • Pregnant Sex
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Porn with Feelings
  • POV Trent Crimm
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Gentle Sex
  • a little tit play...? more gentle squeezing tbh
  • also just a liiiiittle bit of
  • Male Lactation
  • Ted Lasso's Pregnancy Kink Strikes Again
  • but it's subtler this time
  • could be mistaken for general malewifeism
  • same for Trent Crimm's Breeding Kink. actually both of their. both?
  • anyway
  • Tender Sex
  • probably unrealistic as far as pregnancy progression goes?
  • this is fanfiction man
  • we're just here for some pregnant old man sex
  • author just wanted to write some pregnant old man sex
  • Unrealistic Sex
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • Blow Jobs
  • just thinking: pregnant trent blowing ted
  • Oral Sex
  • Hair-pulling

  Summary

  oops! knocked trent up again (for the microbang)

  a collection of the various ficlets and drabbles and such within my microbang entries that involved trent getting pregnant. lmao

  Words:

  3,068

  Works:

  8

• alTOBERnate 2025 by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  07 Oct 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Original Male Character
  • future ted/trent but i didnt get there lol
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Original Male Character for plot reasons
  • Flufftober
  • Flufftober 2025
  • Flufftober2025
  • Fluff
  • Drunken Shenanigans
  • Drunken Flirting (Accidental)
  • drunken rambling
  • sort of pov outsider vibes but not really?
  • Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Established Relationship
  • Sweet
  • Fluff and Humor
  • a liiiittle bit Crack?
  • Short & Sweet
  • stretching the realism of how being drunk works for funny sweet silliness
  • and explaining it away as Beard's Magic Alcohol lmao
  • Whumptober
  • Whumptober2025
  • Whumptober 2025
  • Whump
  • Hurt Trent Crimm
  • Alternate Universe - Fae
  • AU seed
  • Fae & Fairies
  • Fae/Fairy Trent Crimm
  • Little bit of torture
  • Kidnapping
  • Wings

  Summary

  Sometimes while doing TOBER there was more than one prompt I wanted to do for a day. If I manage to write any of those, they shall go here.

  Words:

  2,778

  Works:

  2

• Short & Smutty Snippets Series by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Explicit, Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi
  • Series in Progress

  30 Sep 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Coach Beard/Roy Kent
  • this is one big polycule but trent's the focus so
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Roy Kent
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • Ted Lasso... again. NBC!Ted perhaps.
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Masturbation
  • Fantasizing
  • he thinks his crush is unrequited
  • Breeding Kink
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • Creampies
  • Praise Kink
  • Smut
  • Short & Sweet
  • you could interpret that last bit as pet/puppy play but it wasnt intended
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Vaginal Sex
  • do the vaginal sex and creampie tags count if it's just in the fantasy?
  • Coda/Tag to My Own Other Fic. Yippee!
  • anyway. WOE. YET ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE BE UPON YE
  • Author is Fueled by Anxiety
  • Ficlet
  • Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Aftercare
  • Trent being kinda a pillow princess :)
  • Kissing
  • Established Relationship
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Bottom Trent Crimm
  • Lap Sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Messy & Wet (NOT 'wam')
  • Cockwarming? Possibly?
  • trent's deeeeep in subspace
  • ALMOST a drabble/double drabble. 155 words.
  • Making Out
  • Riding. sort of. at some point
  • Drabble
  • Pearl Necklace
  • Facial
  • cum kink
  • Foursome - M/M/M/M
  • trent is still trans here but it's not really relevant. just know it's true.
  • Sub Trent Crimm
  • Kneeling
  • Oral Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • really the trans trent is once again blink and you'll miss it
  • Pictures
  • Cameras
  • Taking Pictures During Sex
  • Cock Slut Trent Crimm
  • hell yeah
  • Creampie
  • Trust/Vulnerability
  • they loooove each other
  • Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
  • is it NBC!Ted? Led Tasso? Unspecified AU with a similar vibe?
  • up to you!
  • Hell is the other Ted canon Ted or some other AU Ted?
  • up to you!!
  • All that matters:
  • Double Penetration
  • Hell yeah.
  • possibly OOC but like. c'mooon
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Context? I Don't Know Her
  • We are here for a ficlet of ted and ted fucking trent senseless
  • Dirty Talk
  • Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Humiliation Kink
  • Anal Sex
  • Gentle Kissing
  • Double Penetration in Two Holes
  • Just hundreds and hundreds of words
  • of trent thinking ted is the hottest man on the planet
  • bc ive got a LOT of much ‘ted thinks trent is so so so so sexy’
  • on my microbang list. but it goes both ways!
  • and today is 'trent is absurdly down bad for ted' day
  • i just think.
  • both of them thinking 'eh im average but HIM????
  • he's the HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET!!!!'
  • Trent Crimm is in Love with Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso are In Love
  • this is only barely E but it feels a little slightly much for M
  • Trans Trent Crimm (mentioned)
  • No Angst
  • they're in LOOOOVE!
  • Trent's not a virgin technically
  • but the vibe is kinda there
  • First Time
  • as in first time together having sex with each other
  • Cunnilingus
  • Kisses
  • Sweet
  • Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
  • Banter
  • Trust
  • audhd4audhd tedtrent be like 'ted stims with trent's tits'
  • author is trans and listen.
  • sometimes a guy wants his tits played with
  • tit worship
  • Trent: [small gender studies essay + self-reflection]
  • Ted: hhhtiddy...
  • he cares so deeply & so much but he's also very much like
  • 'hhh trents making such pretty noises when i kiss him here' rn
  • gender & sexuality
  • havent read this since i wrote it and wont start now. oops.
  • woagh creative title wow
  • Nipple Play
  • Nipple Licking
  • Hickeys
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Cats
  • a bit silly really
  • Double Drabble
  • Teasing
  • Lap Sitting
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • once again is it NBC Ted? maybe
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • Spitroasting
  • the inherent eroticism of getting spitroast by your crush. twice.
  • Light Angst
  • kinda implied that trent's a gay virgin
  • in the sense he hasn't had sex with a man before
  • but it could be interpreted multiple ways
  • Anxiety
  • Missionary Sex
  • Top Ted Lasso
  • POV Ted Lasso
  • Getting Together
  • eventually
  • 5+1 Things. well. 3+1 Things
  • Short
  • Abrupt Ending
  • Happy Ending
  • Mutual Pining
  • Hand Jobs
  • Feelings
  • mild denial
  • does this count as
  • Feelings Realization
  • Pregnant Sex
  • Pregnant Trent Crimm
  • Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
  • POV Trent Crimm
  • Gentle Sex
  • a little tit play...? more gentle squeezing tbh
  • also just a liiiiittle bit of
  • Male Lactation
  • Ted Lasso's Pregnancy Kink Strikes Again
  • but it's subtler this time
  • could be mistaken for general malewifeism
  • same for Trent Crimm's Breeding Kink. actually both of their. both?
  • anyway
  • Tender Sex
  • probably unrealistic as far as pregnancy progression goes?
  • this is fanfiction man
  • we're just here for some pregnant old man sex
  • author just wanted to write some pregnant old man sex
  • Unrealistic Sex
  • just thinking: pregnant trent blowing ted
  • Hair-pulling
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • mentions of hate sex that didn't happen
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Quickly but Obliviously Hurdling Towards Romance
  • Fuckbuddies
  • Top Roy Kent
  • in this too trent is trans but it's not really mentioned properly. just know
  • Character Development
  • basically this is mainly discussing two points in time:
  • Pre-Canon
  • and
  • Post-Canon
  • Dom/sub
  • Subspace
  • Sexual Submission
  • although they definitely do this non-sexually too
  • Gentle Dom Ted Lasso
  • Dom Ted Lasso
  • Body Worship
  • Leashes
  • Collars
  • Pet Play...? i think this is pet play
  • not like puppy/kitten but like. you know. the vibes are there?
  • Safe Sane and Consensual
  • you've heard of post-coital now get ready for. pre-coital
  • Bondage
  • Rope Bondage
  • like okay this is definitely a prelude to like
  • sexy bondage. but the actual fic is all kind of
  • before that?
  • is this...
  • and about the trust and grounding part
  • Trust Kink
  • so it's. KIND of non-sexual bondage?
  • i feel like it is.
  • but like. sexual bondage is about to happen offscreen
  • and he thinks about the sexual bondage a bit. you know.
  • why the HELL are the tags out of order like that????
  • Strap-Ons
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Ted Lasso Sucks that Strap
  • Size Kink
  • just thinking about ted fucking trent while trent's wearing a strap
  • the powerful psychological effect
  • of someone sucking/stroking your strap
  • originally supposed to be a ficlet but it's fine
  • Author is Drunk :) or really just tipsy at this point tbh
  • Manhandling
  • Manhandling (sexy)
  • should have talked more about the like
  • physical sexiness of the strap
  • like the straps of the strap too
  • damn....
  • that's what i get for writing tipsy and half-asleep ig
  • maybe i'll expand more on this concept later
  • Alternate POV
  • Originally Posted on Tumblr
  • Snippet
  • Facials
  • Denial of Feelings/Sexuality
  • But it's not super angsty
  • finally posting this here!
  • fic outtake
  • Trent Crimm's Praise Kink
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Riding
  • Love
  • Fluff and Romance and Smut
  • sometimes you just wanna write some plotless smutty fluff
  • Shameless Smut
  • Ted Lasso Talks During Sex
  • he's a yapper
  • Impulse Write!
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • author wrote this instead of sleeping
  • written in one sitting at like 3-5 am lmao
  • no beta we die like funny reference
  • T4T Tedependent
  • Trans Ted Lasso
  • tempted to make this a series and call it Ted Lassos Big Blue Dick
  • Dom/sub Undertones
  • it's really more a vibe
  • servicing and such
  • a liiittle hair-pulling
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Big Dick... Sort Of?
  • t4t sex babeyyy
  • another impulse in-one-sitting write lol

  Summary

  Collection of unrelated smutty snippets, usually around 1500 words or less.

  Words:

  17,049

  Works:

  25

• ted lasso snippets :) by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), thesorrowoflizards (biDEMONium), trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi, M/M, Gen
  • Series in Progress

  22 Sep 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes
  • Jamie Tartt/Keeley Jones (past)
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso/Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
  • Michelle Lasso & Ted Lasso
  • Michelle Lasso & Trent Crimm
  • Roy Kent & Colin Hughes & Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm & Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm & Original Male Character(s)
  • Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Coach Beard
  • Ted Lasso & Coach Beard
  • Lloyd & Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm & Michelle Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso
  • could be interpreted as ted/trent/roy/beard if you wanted
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Rebecca Welton & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Daughter
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Parents
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Trent Crimm & Jamie Tartt
  • Trent Crimm & The Diamond Dogs
  • Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes & Jamie Tartt
  • pre ted/trent if you squint reeeeally hard
  • Coach Beard & Trent Crimm
  • sort of trent/beard but not really bc that's the point.
  • mentioned ted/trent
  • mentioned beard & ted
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent/Ted Lasso
  • mention of onesided (& possibly pre) Ted/Trent
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm
  • Mentioned Jane/Beard (DEROGATORY)
  • Trent Crimm's Daughter & Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Random journalists
  • Colin Hughes
  • AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso)
  • Ted Lasso
  • Jamie Tartt
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones
  • Roy Kent
  • Michelle Lasso
  • Rupert Mannion
  • Coach Beard
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • OC for plot reasons - Character
  • George Cartrick
  • The Reporters (Ted Lasso)
  • Lloyd (Ted Lasso) (The Reporter Not Nate's Dad)
  • Trent Crimm's Daughter
  • Trent Crimm's Father
  • Trent Crimm's Mother
  • Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Will Kitman
  • Leslie Higgins
  • mentions of everyone else
  • Original Characters. for humor's sake
  • Ted Lasso (mentioned)
  • Nathan Shelley (mentioned)
  • literally nameless OCs for plot purposes
  • mention of trents ex wife
  • tumblr snippets
  • Ficlet Collection
  • Cross-Posted on Tumblr
  • Truth Liquor/Truth Serum
  • Touch-Starved Jamie Tartt
  • Dialogue-Only
  • sorry these are out of order rip
  • Polyamory
  • Demi Trent Crimm
  • Genderqueer Trent Crimm
  • Crack
  • ridiculous stupid crack
  • Bisexual Ted Lasso
  • he/she/they pronouns for trent and more!
  • POV Outsider
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • Identity Reveal
  • Kidnapping
  • some mildly graphic violence?
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
  • Fairy Tales/Fables
  • Unrequited Love/Heartbreak
  • technically not a sad ending though. you'll see
  • Found Family
  • trent being a disaster (we love him)
  • Pre-Canon
  • Outing and Lack Thereof
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Pining
  • Trust
  • Selkie AU
  • Incomplete Snippet/Scene from an AU
  • Time Travel
  • Getting Together
  • First Kiss
  • Shenanigans and Mischief
  • Rom Com Moment
  • Rom-Communism
  • Press Room (Ted Lasso)
  • POV Roy Kent
  • Enemies to Friends
  • Dream Sex (Mentioned)
  • Wet Dream
  • s1 trent's crush on ted
  • ted teasing trent
  • Ted Lasso's A Bit Of A Bastard (Affectionate)
  • ran out of tag space so cont. in next one
  • RAN OUT OF TAG SPACE! SO HERE'S ANOTHER
  • Meet-Cute
  • sort of. meet-awkward? meet-funny. but also meet-cute
  • Fake Relationship
  • Ted's Turn To Be A Disaster
  • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
  • Pre-Canon/Very Early Season 01
  • canon's timeline is a jigsaw puzzle and i've thrown out some pieces and made my own picture
  • ft. Trent's Self-Esteem Issues
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Bit of an abrupt ending
  • Homophobia
  • Voicemails/Wrong Number
  • Swordfighting
  • Homoerotic Sword Fights--as they deserve
  • Fairy Tales
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Established Relationship
  • Early in Canon
  • Season/Series 01
  • Canon Compliant
  • probably
  • idk man wrote this one on an impulse
  • YET ANOTHER DEEPLY STUPID TIME TRAVEL CRACK SNIPPET
  • Kissing
  • once again on my 'ted kisses s1 trent stupid' agenda
  • bc its funny
  • Touch-Starved
  • Touch-Starved Ted Lasso
  • Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso Needs a Hug
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • Misunderstandings
  • Insecurities
  • Neurodivergent Ted Lasso
  • Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
  • they're so audhd4audhd ngl
  • Diamond Dogs
  • Fuck/Marry/Kill
  • REALLY stupid crack written at like 3-5 am
  • Sharing a Bed
  • are they HIGH? unclear
  • Mutual Pining
  • Sexual Confusion
  • Hopeful Ending
  • Fluff
  • Banter
  • Tumblr Prompts
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • trans author LOOOOOVES to project
  • Crying During Sex
  • in the FUN way!
  • Dom/sub
  • a little ;)
  • Oral Sex
  • Bondage
  • trent gets a little bondage. as a treat
  • all my tags deleted themselves and im FURIOUS
  • Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • i just think ted eating trent out then railing him thru like
  • six orgasms. is what they BOTH deserve
  • probably unrealistic but i mean. are you here for the REALISM
  • and if so; WHY?
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Creampie
  • Dom Ted Lasso
  • Sub Trent Crimm
  • LET THAT JOURNALIST GET RAWED!
  • weirdly im embarassed about this. but like. bro. ive posted WAY worse than this
  • why NOW brain? whats up with that.
  • Double Penetration in Two Holes
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • mention of breeding kink
  • Abrupt Ending
  • Symbrock/Venom AU
  • UH OH SISTERS ITS THE DEEPLY EMBARASSING CRACK VENOM AU
  • Consentacles
  • Elevator Sex
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Clothed Sex
  • technically
  • is it sex toys under clothes if the sex toy is a sentient being and not a toy
  • Double Penetration
  • plot kool aid mans through the wall at one point but we get back to the porn dw
  • uhhh mentions of suicidal ideation of sorts? damn
  • i promise there's mostly tentacle porn
  • Body Worship
  • oh trent. you need a hug and also consentacles railing
  • Praise Kink
  • Triple Penetration
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Overstimulation
  • Wet & Messy
  • extremely vague symbiote biology. just roll with it
  • Tentacle Sex
  • Yep!
  • Tentacuddles As Well
  • Desperation
  • Intercrural Sex
  • Thighs!!!!!!
  • Teasing
  • ted loves his pet names
  • Desk Sex
  • bit of a size kink ya got there trent
  • this is kind of cracky tbh but i ran with it
  • based off a tumblr post
  • Orgasm Delay
  • bit of denial it's nice and fun. probably under-negotiated but they're loving it
  • ANOTHER ONE LADS
  • Magic Made Them Do It
  • kiss not sex. this time.
  • crack treated seriously?
  • rebecca's evil era lgkhjh
  • Autistic Trent Crimm
  • ah the audhd urge to Bite.
  • mentioned Roy/Keeley/Jamie
  • biting as a love language
  • ambigiously post-canon fix it
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Didn't Know They Were Dating
  • Miscommunication/Not Enough Communication
  • but they work it out
  • Trent Crimm When Will You Learn People Can Love You You Fool
  • hes also demi but shh he hasnt figured that out yet
  • Mild Sexual Content
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • no flower math was done in the making of this chapter
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Oblivious Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm Deserves Nice Things
  • and roy wants to give him said nice things.
  • i am once again saying audhd trent for ljfe
  • honestly he and ted r so audhd4audhd
  • more crack. more more crack
  • dang this chapter is almost jamie centric
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • idk how timelines work and idc to learn
  • Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug
  • Oblivious Ted Lasso
  • continued dramatic irony of ted not knowing rebecca's wohle thing yet
  • oops! gay for that reporter
  • Seahorse Pregnancy
  • Social Media
  • Pregnant Trent Crimm
  • unrealistic response to weird social media shenanigans probably
  • YET ANOTHER TIME TRAVEL SNIPPET LADS. also finally ran out of tags again
  • now with the added update of BY accident instead of ON accident. woah. this was SO necessary. wow.
  • Fluff without Plot
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • extremely very Light Angst but it's all in the past
  • And He Goddamn Well Gets One
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Love
  • Safety/Trust
  • Short & Sweet
  • Short One Shot
  • i'd put this in snippets collection jail but the last one just ran out of slots
  • and it doesn't seem worth starting another one yet
  • Comfort
  • i THINK G is a fine rating but if you think i should make it T go ahead and say
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Sleepy Cuddles
  • Snippets
  • One Shot Collection
  • mention of pregnancy/some kink
  • Minor Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
  • Naked/Barely Dressed Cuddling
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Soft Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • mention of self-esteem issues/body image issues
  • Introspection
  • unedited schmoop and fluff
  • ending kinda abrupt (ch3)
  • Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
  • sort of ambiguous ending but it's really a lot more hopeful/implied happy
  • Morose Drinking
  • Pre-Friendship
  • beard and ted are autistic besties
  • both them and trent are just. audhd kings.
  • crimmlet mention!
  • hints at some mutual pining/developing crushes
  • snippet 8 is canon compliant technically!
  • Never Have I Ever
  • Drunken Shenanigans
  • Drunken Kissing
  • Idiots in Love
  • Feelings Realization
  • speedrunning a sexuality crisis
  • Vulnerability
  • Cuddling
  • abrupt beginning
  • Trent's Disastrous Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Early Series/Season 03
  • Gay Disaster Trent Crimm
  • Dancing
  • Ballroom Dancing
  • author did little to no research on waltzes/ballroom dancing beforehand
  • we're going off vibes babey!!!
  • Flirting
  • Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso's Car Park Chats
  • Not Actually Unrequited Feelings
  • Ill-Advised Hook-Up Attempt. Failed
  • impulse write. did not fact check shit. vibes babeyy
  • Hurt Ted Lasso
  • trent could use one too tbh
  • Divorce
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Fluffy but abrupt and a little ambiguous ending
  • Rope Bondage
  • Nipple Clamps
  • Bells
  • Blindfolds
  • Gentle Dom Ted Lasso
  • Panties
  • Trent Crimm in Panties
  • Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Snippet
  • Impulse Write. IDK Man
  • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
  • Aftercare
  • Nipple Play
  • Trust/Safety/Love
  • Trust Kink
  • that's a tag??????
  • i'm into it.
  • lowkey :)
  • Trent gets spoiled
  • off-screen kink negogiation
  • Hickeys
  • probably unrealistic sex. dont use fic as a guide bls
  • a bit of felching? like licking up the cum
  • trent with nipple clamps that have bells on them :)
  • more PLAYING with pussies!!! touch them!!! be a little rougher!!!
  • obviously this is person to person but i promise cunts aren't delicate little flowers
  • pinch and tease and suck more!!
  • Hand Jobs
  • the joy and vulnerability of feeling helpless with ur partner
  • ending sucks but it's fine
  • god i wish that were a bj pun
  • written in two way too long sittings and if i dont post it now i never will so HERE GOES
  • they are in love.
  • impulse write. i have no fucking idea
  • Episode: s02e12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success
  • sort of an episode tag but not really at all also.
  • Dark Ted Lasso
  • but again also not really.
  • Nightmares
  • Dreams and Nightmares
  • hence previous
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Implied Past Child Abuse
  • Self-Worth Issues
  • authors tummy hurt while finishing this :(
  • Heavy Angst
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • my tummy huuuurts
  • Pet Names
  • Angst
  • Tags Contain Spoilers
  • Crying
  • Post-Episode: s01e03 Trent Crimm: The Independent
  • Apologies
  • Missing Scene
  • ambiguous timeline
  • trent's definitely developed an unfortunate little crush by now
  • but a) it's still pretty little b) ted has absolutely no idea
  • so it's barely relevant here
  • Pre-Relationship. if you squint and tilt your head
  • you can also not read it that way if you like
  • Canon-Typical Conversations in Car Parks
  • long author's note. sorry not sorry
  • Sexuality Crisis
  • Crack Treated Seriously. I Think
  • Humor
  • Light-Hearted
  • Queer Ted Lasso
  • Queer Trent Crimm
  • he's also trans but that's not relevant or mentioned here. i just want you to know
  • Coming Out
  • but for comedic purposes
  • Post-Canon
  • Hurt Trent Crimm
  • Emotionally Hurt Trent Crimm
  • from here on out - Freeform
  • Kinda
  • trent.... kinda spirals a bit
  • also kind of s1
  • on account of the time travel
  • Anxiety Attacks
  • Trent Crimm's Horribly Low Self-Esteem
  • it was getting better but this did not help.
  • Trent Crimm Gets a Hug
  • POV Trent Crimm
  • Fluffy Ending
  • feels like this could be more hence snippets jail adjacent
  • Happy Ending
  • Couch Cuddles
  • Shirtless cuddling
  • i find thunderstorms intensely soothing
  • Light Angst
  • more in implication than anything. in ch2
  • ted too i think
  • impulse write. it's thunderin outside
  • Thunderstorms
  • Originally Posted on Tumblr
  • Comfort little hurt
  • like it's
  • in vibes but technically there was a little hurt entirely offscreen
  • trent had a bad day
  • Showers
  • Hugs
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Ted Lasso is a Good Boyfriend
  • No Smut
  • Sweet
  • Sweet Ted Lasso
  • they're in love!!
  • or without much plot anyway
  • Tumblr Ask Box Fic
  • True Love's Kiss
  • Sleeping Curse
  • Sleeping Beauty Elements
  • Fairy Tale Elements
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Trent Crimm's Self-Esteem Issues
  • ted could also use a hug and gets one but that's less the focus
  • Fairy Tale Curses
  • no context really
  • no editing/beta we die like funny reference
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • ambigiously a university au or something but i didn't really get into it
  • Denial of Feelings
  • Making Out
  • There Was Only One Bed
  • Misunderstandings (mild)
  • absolutely no context or explanation is given
  • POV Ted Lasso
  • Insecurity
  • reassurance
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • these are basically three unfinished little snippets
  • Rough Kissing
  • Heavy Petting
  • Manhandling
  • Hair-pulling
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Rough Sex
  • Emotional Comfort Very Little Hurt
  • Communication
  • sex isn't the biggest focus but it's explicit enough to warrant the E for sure
  • hmmm not my best work but in my defense im dying (of cramps)
  • Unresolved... somethin Tension
  • maybe it's just unresolved tension period. idk man
  • i just think toxic pre-canon roytrent sex is really funny. and sad
  • Homophobic Language (used in inner monologue to self)
  • Blow Jobs
  • Rough Oral Sex
  • ltitle bit of a humiliation kink you got there bud?
  • a liiiiittle bit of choking
  • Deepthroating
  • unrealistic first blowjob but who cares
  • roy kent simply has a reality-bending forcefield around him
  • that makes blowjobs easier through sheer force of hotness and willpower
  • i really saw 'rough kiss' as a prompt and said 'so they tug on trent's hair?'
  • i think this is like.
  • not that long before canon
  • so they're about the same age as in s1
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • Lack of Communication
  • they do NOT talk about boundaries
  • like no one actually gets hurt but jeeez.
  • Hate Sex
  • well roy hates trent. trent doesnt actually hate roy
  • but he does hate himself does that count?
  • Trans Male Character
  • lack of aftercare
  • Masturbation
  • Dom Roy Kent
  • Affection
  • or very little only implied past hurt
  • ohhhh idk how good this is tbh.
  • very mild sexual content
  • two idiots nearly fuck in a booth at a bar
  • but settle for tipsy making out
  • trent's trans btw and there's ntohing u can do about it
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers but this is literally ujst the friends to lovers part
  • man am i predictable
  • trent likes being manhandled the slut <3
  • Reunions
  • Cute Ending
  • third person dont you worry
  • Morning Cuddles
  • Morning Kisses
  • Lazy Mornings
  • mentioned henry and crimmlet
  • Mentioned Roy - Freeform
  • Forehead Kisses
  • Sleepy Kisses
  • kisses!!!!!
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • trent's trans btw and there's nothing u can do about it
  • not super relevant here but he is nonetheless trans
  • ive got so many of these prompts left bro
  • i was like 'one more' and like five came in
  • i wanna put an emoji here but ao3 tags fuck em up sometimes
  • Fade to Black
  • no actual onscreen sex but they get so close and get started
  • so like. feels like i kinda have to do E
  • barely any plot
  • Morning Sex
  • Probably unrealistic but who cares
  • dont come at me about it i stg
  • Birthday Sex
  • yet another impulse one-sitting write
  • Fantasy AU
  • Plot Implied Outside This Scene But Not Explored
  • Presumed Dead
  • trent gets to be a damsel in distress. as a treat
  • Your Princess is in Another Castle
  • Bittersweet
  • Grief
  • Rage
  • knight Roy Kent
  • several mentions of character death but none happens
  • mentioned reunion sex lol
  • this feels maybe ooc but we're gonna shush about this.
  • it's a fantasy au let me have this
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • IM SORRY ASH IDK WHAT THIS IS OR HOW MUCH SENSE IT MAKES
  • Platonic Kissing
  • but it's like. actually fake and stays fake
  • Friends to. Uh. Friends
  • those demi vibes for both of them . just a little. as a treat
  • Kinda Crack
  • Beard-typical Shenanigans
  • what's going on? well! i refuse to elaborate.
  • Mentioned: previous Ted & Beard shenanigans
  • Mentioned: Trent's big gay crush on Ted
  • trent is just as weird as beard but in another direction
  • very funny to have three people
  • and ONLY the non romantic pair DOESNT do a fake relationship at some point
  • for now.
  • Attempt at Humor
  • anyway im really going for 'despite them being Like That
  • they are genuinely actually platonic. and that's funny
  • but sweet'
  • Silly
  • just realized i tried to type non platonic and romantic at the same time
  • and got 'non romantic'. not what i meant
  • Gentle Kissing
  • Kissing All Over
  • justpure porn tbh
  • i just think trent deserves to be sandwiched between two men
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Big Dick
  • Roy Kent's Canonically Not Actually Curved But Feels Like It Is Dick
  • AuDHD Trent for the fucking win
  • em dash abuse as always
  • once more i present to you: hastily written porn
  • no editing or beta we die like funny reference
  • Wedding Fluff
  • Weddings
  • Engaged Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm Has Anxiety
  • Ted Lasso Has Anxiety
  • Marriage: you share everything
  • true of most of my fics but especially true of these snippets
  • The Article(TM)
  • and he's biased obviously
  • trent writing about mens mental health and how stigmatized it is
  • and thinking about how nate isnt a monster
  • and ted deserves to be flawed and etc:
  • yueah but not me though. im like evil
  • Character Study
  • idk about this one chief but if you dont like it dont tell me
  • or i'll. cry <3
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • Disassociation. At Least a Bit
  • written all in one sitting so shhhhhh
  • Episode Tag
  • Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Gay Trent Crimm
  • Emotional Hurt
  • Ethical Dilemmas
  • Self-Indulgent Metaphors and Similies
  • trent making mental lists neurodivergently
  • Fluff With Very Little Plot
  • Scarves
  • Vaguely S3/Post-Canon Fix-It World
  • dealer's choice just know trent and ted are both at nelson road
  • if you saw the tenses change no you dont
  • ending a little abruptly bc im being forced to go cook lmao
  • sort of getting together & first kiss but only a little bit at the end
  • Cold Weather
  • Gifts
  • no editing or beta wrote this all in one sitting for fun
  • bci thought of it while half asleep and thought it was cute. so.
  • bone apple teeth etc
  • oh Trent
  • sequel to a fic
  • alternate POV of another fic
  • they hug each other :)
  • Divorce (Past and not TedTrent obviously)
  • idiots to lovers
  • Ted Lasso is Good at Cunnilingus
  • Ted Lasso: Pussy Eating Champion
  • oh you fucking betcha
  • Size Kink
  • ted lasso is a service top and gentle dom and i'll die on this hill
  • more service top in this one but the light dom/sub vibes are there
  • Bottom Trent Crimm
  • Top Ted Lasso
  • ted is ruining this man for life (sexually)
  • don't worry he likes it
  • Crying During Sex (Hot)
  • Sexuality Crisis (a little bit)
  • ted having the hottest sex of his entire life
  • and still not realizing he may not be straight
  • for like a day afterwards
  • Frotting I think
  • Begging
  • Trent Crimm is Noisy in Bed
  • Trent Crimm is a Screamer
  • LET HIM BE LOUD!!!!
  • mostly the second one
  • they both get a little desperate and horny
  • Ted Lasso Talks During Sex
  • Dorks in Love
  • this whole thing feels a little disconnected
  • from each other adn the original fic
  • but it's FINE bc it's HOT
  • Massage
  • ted gives trent a little massage. that's it.
  • technically hurt/comfort but it's mostly comfort
  • and the hurt is literal 'back hurty'
  • author did no research on massage and will not apologize for this
  • we are vibes based in this house babey!
  • AUTHORS BACK HURTS!
  • Implied/Referenced Sex
  • not now. but like. it's mentioned
  • insanely cute and fluffy
  • no beta or editing we die like funny reference
  • Forgiveness
  • Anxiety
  • Mention of Panic Attacks
  • vaguely s3/post-canon fix-it however you want to think of it
  • a friend once described panic attacks vs anxiety attacks
  • being 'TIGER IN THE ROOM WITH ME!!!' vs 'there...might be tigers around here....'
  • when i told them i felt like tigers were chasing me even though
  • there were demonstrably no tigers
  • i love anxiety attacks. /sarcasm.
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Phone Calls & Telephones
  • Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso are Lowkey in Love
  • vague allusions to Ted's Tragic Backstory but nothing direct
  • all hail gert king of reusing a bunch of words bc he loves them
  • Past Abuse
  • Sweet Trent Crimm
  • impulse oneshot idk where this came from
  • Flings/Hook-Ups
  • Trent/Beard aren't endgame probably but one day
  • they will be very very good friends
  • trent's crush on ted haunts the narrative
  • Jane/Beard are on and off and jane is definitely abusive
  • One Night Stands
  • after the not-so-literal sleeping together offscreen
  • trent is still trans btw but it barely comes up
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • like it's sweet but the future is unclear
  • this is basically canon compliant but i didn't think about like
  • timelines or anything so
  • Past Abusive Relationship. and unfortunately future probably also
  • but neither are trent
  • and both are jane
  • we hate jane and janebeard in this house btw
  • Willis Beard Needs a Hug
  • and gets a hug
  • one could certainly read this as future beardtrentted tbh
  • Sexual Content
  • Riding
  • idk what this is another impulse one-sitting no-editing write
  • Whump
  • Buried Alive
  • Rescue
  • claustrophobic spaces
  • Assumptions
  • Trent Crimm Whump
  • LETS MAKE IT A TAG‚ BOYS!
  • author's been watching too many crime shows
  • and also wants to beat up his blorbo
  • im gonna be real vague on the actual like
  • crime/mystery side of things though.
  • who cares about all that what matters is:
  • we're beating trent up. and then giving him tlc after
  • cop show adjacent im so sorry it's just for plot reasons
  • extremely handwavey bullshit worldbuilding btw
  • you know when there's a mystery of the week show with
  • some special little guy who usually works with the cops
  • or instead of them? yeah ted's the special little guy
  • what is he a forensics guy or a profiler or what? no idea.
  • Use your imagination
  • theyre intense about each other
  • Relief
  • Hurt/Comfort really heavy on both hurt and comfort tbh
  • Vulnerablity
  • kidnapping/buried alive really a big theme here cannot emphasize enough
  • ALL WRITTEN IN ONE SITTING THREE CHEERS FOR INSOMNIA
  • HIP HIP! HOORAY
  • vaguely a Crime Show AU
  • Major - Freeform
  • trent gets utterly ravished as he deserves
  • Dress Up
  • Coming In Pants
  • Generic 'They're at a Gala or Some Shit' Trope
  • Messy
  • up to you how semi
  • Ted Lasso Being a Tease
  • and trent's a slut for it as always bless him
  • partially
  • very mild humiliation kink
  • Facials
  • Dom/sub Undertones
  • pretty boy trent :)
  • sometimes a middle aged father is a pretty boy
  • NO EDITING OR BETA WE WRITE IN ONE SITTING AND DIE LIKE MEN
  • as always
  • did i mention just a teeeensy bit of cockwarming?
  • they're both lowkey touch-starved af tho
  • also they're both audhd i stg
  • Ted Lasso has ADHD
  • they both do i stg
  • this is not the most well written but i need some plotless fluff ok??!
  • didnt edit or beta this at all lmao
  • I am having. a Bad Day.
  • so i am writing this. not checking ANYTHING
  • and then GOING TO BED.
  • nothing's confirmed but like the VIBES.
  • i guess a litttttle bitter sweet but like. idk this is light hearted
  • Ambiguously Pre-Season 2 Finale
  • trent's still a journalist is what i'm saying
  • Embarrassment
  • Mpreg (Transgender ✨)
  • Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
  • that's a TAG??? YIPPEE
  • no actual mpreg is happening in the present but it's like
  • kind of a theme
  • Crack. Did I Mention Crack?
  • in media res beginning. who needs context?
  • im in a writing mood everyone (anxious)
  • (Not Actually) (Not That He Knows That) One-Sided Crush
  • accidentally saying weird gay shit to the guy you have a big gay crush on
  • Heteronormativity
  • Trent's (Now Divorced) Marriage to a Woman
  • oops i made trent demi/grayace again
  • trent may or may not have a breedin g kink. ted too
  • but thwy are NOT exploring that. (.....Yet.)
  • Fantasizing
  • he thinks his crush is unrequited
  • Breeding Kink
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • Creampies
  • you could interpret that last bit as pet/puppy play but it wasnt intended
  • do the vaginal sex and creampie tags count if it's just in the fantasy?
  • Coda/Tag to My Own Other Fic. Yippee!
  • anyway. WOE. YET ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE BE UPON YE
  • Author is Fueled by Anxiety
  • Clubbing
  • Trent all dressed up and pretty
  • originally was going for a smalelr work
  • but it went over the limit so now im positng it here instead
  • but it's still pretty short esp by my standards
  • Get Together
  • impulse write lol
  • Hook-Up
  • turned... can it be called a meet cute if theyve already met
  • this snippet is from The Archives (never published it)
  • (but lbr im not adding anything to this)
  • (so here it is)
  • i promise they talked about this offscreen
  • Fluff and Smut
  • No Angst
  • sorry. ALMOST no dialogue
  • PILLOW PRINCESS TRENT CRIMM! YIPPEE!
  • ted loves eating trent out sloppy style
  • which WAS the main focus of the fic but then i also got on
  • ted fucking him sloppy style too
  • it ends as it began: abruptly because whatever
  • this is barely coherent probably. YIPPEE IMPULSE WRITE. AGAIN
  • Sleep Paralysis
  • originally supposed to be a ficlet lol
  • Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
  • in the 'present' which is more than half the fic so
  • i jsut wanted to emotionally beat trent up a bit
  • Edging
  • Orgasm Control/Delay
  • Touching
  • Porn with Feelings
  • a bit of tit worship too :)
  • look. guys like having their tits played with too
  • some trans guys included!
  • first 'i love you's
  • cum kink
  • so funny that these are all tags
  • probably unrealistic sex but like
  • this is fanfiction‚ son. we have unrealistic old man sex here
  • YIPPEE! ANOTHER IMPULSE WRITE! I WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
  • Crack Treated Serious;y
  • contrived scenario to make the cute plot thing happen
  • ambiguously early seasons/season 1?
  • timeline? i dont know her.
  • Ridiculous
  • this is. ridiculous
  • Ted Lasso is Surprisingly Strong
  • Damsel Trent Crimm
  • Much to his chagrin
  • Building Collapse
  • and i am extremely vague about what's going on with that.
  • this is not that angsty tho
  • i mean it's a little angst
  • but it's mostly silly i SWEAR
  • ...ok so it's becoming a little more whumpy as i go
  • but i promise it's still mostly sweet
  • also. sweet and also whump.
  • cannot emphasize enough this is bullshit
  • im srs this really barely holds together
  • i just really wanna see ted scoop trent up in his arms. in like. s1
  • not beta'd or edited we die like funny reference
  • ...the typo in the like first tag 😭
  • Bit messy
  • Anal Sex
  • was gonna be just anal but i had an idea and. things happened idk
  • Shameless Smut
  • bit of sexual overstimulation
  • abrupt beginning and abrupt end. yippee!
  • trent lowkey has a breeding kink/creampie kink
  • but he is not thinkin about that rn
  • (and it's barely mentioned and ted wears a condom for that part)
  • ....trent's breeding kink haunts the narrative? hm. i think i need sleep
  • Established but relatively new relationship
  • Trent Crimm is Noisy as Hell During Sex
  • lowkey..
  • gentle dom ted. bc he IS
  • ted likes to make trent spell out exactly what he wants :)
  • audhd4audhd tedtrent 4ever but in this case manifests as trent just.
  • LOVING being crushed. pressure. mmm
  • among other things
  • Ficlet
  • Missionary Sex
  • so many orgasms
  • Messy & Wet (NOT WAM)
  • ted's a lil sweaty and trent likes it
  • Size Kink?
  • a little bit of dacryphilia
  • Unrealistic Sex
  • Vibrators
  • sloppy sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Teasing/Dirty Talk
  • author wrote this instead of sleeping
  • And All In One Sitting
  • no beta we die like funny reference
  • Fluff and Romance and Smut
  • sometimes you just wanna write some plotless smutty fluff
  • he's a yapper
  • Impulse Write!
  • written in one sitting at like 3-5 am lmao
  • Gettin Tipsy And Kissin
  • Warm
  • typical post-canon fix-it world lol
  • couch makeout
  • mild angst (with a happy ending!)

  Summary

  For all my Ted Lasso snippets. Honestly, "tumblr" snippets is no longer accurate, I just sort of throw in all the things that are either too short/too unfinished/too I Ain't Too Sure About This One Chief But It Also Ain't Cooperatin'

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• adventures of tedbear & trentkitten by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  16 Jul 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • mentioned Trent & Crimmlet
  • mentioned Ted & Rebecca and Ted & Beard
  • mentioned Ted & Henry
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • others mentioned - Character
  • Trent Crimm's Daughter
  • Henry Lasso
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Tedduary
  • based partly on plushies i commissioned from my friend star :)
  • Teddy Bear Ted Lasso
  • Stuffed Kitten Trent Crimm
  • Anxiety
  • Vulnerability
  • Fear
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Loneliness
  • Cuddling
  • mutual comfort
  • is being a stuffed animal a metaphor for anxiety?
  • for being queer?
  • for something else?
  • well. yes
  • 5+1 Things
  • ranging from s1 to post-canon
  • mostly trent centric bc im predictable but ted gets some attention too dw
  • i don't love how this is turning out but i wanted at least the first ch
  • done before the end of the month
  • fear of violence
  • no violence happens or comes close to happening
  • Angst
  • POV Alternating
  • Trent Crimm's Father's A+ Parenting

  Summary

  Original idea written for Tedduary.

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• i don't kiss and tell by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  06 Aug 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • extremely vaguely
  • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
  • Awkward Flirting
  • Awkward Conversations
  • First Kiss
  • Dared to kiss
  • Strangers to... something. sure is something.
  • Fake/Pretend Getting Together
  • prelude to real getting together
  • Sexuality Confusion
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • POV Ted Lasso
  • very light homophobia mention
  • ted's developed an instant crush and has no idea
  • lucky for him trent's also developed an instant crush
  • ted still has no idea lkgjhfgh

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• best laid plans by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  31 Jul 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Canon Compliant
  • Falling In Love
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • Emotional Hurt
  • Pining
  • Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Microfic
  • is this anything? who knows!
  • i say open ending bc it's technically sad but it ends like
  • when ted leaves in canon?
  • and he IS coming back so...
  • this is part of a series but can be read stand-alone
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Canon Compliant (technically) (but sure not canon intended)
  • short & sad

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• Ted Lasso Microbang 2025 by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Explicit, General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Gen, Multi, F/F, F/M
  • Complete Series

  01 Jul 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • As-of-now unrequited Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard & Trent Crimm
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm
  • Coach Beard/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm & Lloyd | Sports Journalist
  • Trent Crimm & Sarah & Lloyd & Marcus & Others
  • Trent Crimm & Sports Journalists
  • Trent Crimm & AFC Richmond Players (kinda)
  • like. Trent Crimm & Nelson Road in general yknow
  • Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso
  • the tiniest vaguest glimmer of trent's crush on ted
  • Pre Ted/Trent
  • Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Coach Beard/Roy Kent
  • this is one big polycule but trent's the focus so
  • Trent Crimm & Journalists (Ted Lasso)
  • implied Trent Crimm/OMC
  • Keeley Jones/Rebecca Welton
  • (...heavily implied)
  • Ted Lasso & Coach Beard
  • Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard/Jane Payne (mentioned) (derogatory)
  • could be interpreted as one-sided Ted/Beard
  • Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Rebecca Welton
  • Ted & Beard (mentioned)
  • Jane/Beard (mentioned) (derogatory)
  • Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton
  • i like to think implied Ted/Trent here
  • Trent Crimm & His Editor
  • Implied Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Coach Beard
  • Also implied Coach Beard/Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • i think it's less 'implied' and more 'mentioned' actually
  • Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso & Rebecca Welton
  • Coach Beard/Jane Payne (derogatory) (past)
  • trent crimm/ted lasso (background)
  • Trent Crimm & Nelson Road
  • could certainly be interpreted as ted/trent onesided or otherwise
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Trent Crimm & Keeley Jones
  • Trent/Ted (one-sided as far as trent knows)
  • Keeley Jones/Roy Kent
  • pre Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • could be interpreted as platonic if you wanted
  • mentions of Ted & Everyone
  • past ted/michelle - Relationship
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Daughter | Crimmlet
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Father
  • background Crimmlet & Trent's dad
  • background Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
  • background Crimmlet & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes
  • Ted Lasso & Everyone (mentioned)
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • brief Roy Kent cameo
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • Roy Kent
  • Sarah | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
  • Lloyd | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
  • Marcus Adebayo | Sports Journalist (Ted Lasso)
  • Other Random Unnamed Sports Journalists
  • several coaches mentioned including ted and such
  • Journalists (Ted Lasso)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones
  • Ted Lasso (mentioned)
  • Jane Payne (mentioned) - Character
  • Ted Lasso... again. NBC!Ted perhaps.
  • Trent Crimm's Editor
  • rebecca welton (mentioned)
  • Trent Crimm (for like two seconds)
  • Random Original Character(s) for Shenanigans
  • Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Trent Crimm's Daughter
  • Random OC for POV Reasons
  • Roy Kent (mentioned)
  • Trent Crimm (Mentioned)
  • Henry Lasso
  • Trent Crimm's Daughter | Crimmlet
  • Others Mentioned Also
  • Colin Hughes
  • Everyone mentioned
  • Ficlet
  • Be a Goldfish Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Creampies
  • Smut
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Aftercare
  • Trent being kinda a pillow princess :)
  • Kissing
  • Established Relationship
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Bottom Trent Crimm
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Short & Sweet
  • Drabble
  • Season/Series 01
  • Pre-Relationship. to me
  • Trent Crimm's Developing Crush
  • Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • POV Trent Crimm
  • Canon Compliant
  • Double Drabble
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Crack a bit
  • Ted Being Silly
  • Nicknames & Pet Names
  • i actually like this one :)
  • Insecurities
  • Insecure Coach Beard
  • Insecure Trent Crimm
  • ted's also right there with them but this particular fic is about trent & beard
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Getting Together
  • Sort of? - Freeform
  • Polyamory
  • sometimes. preemptively cutting yourself out of happiness
  • just hurts literally everyone involved not just yourself
  • Communication. Technically
  • maybe i should do a sequel where Ted learns about this whole mess lol
  • Snippet
  • Misunderstandings
  • First Kiss
  • Pre-Canon
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Disassociation lowkey
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • Panic Attacks
  • Hurt Ted Lasso
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Trent Crimm is a Good Boyfriend
  • love is stored. in the forehead bonk
  • Soft Trent Crimm
  • Touch-Starved
  • Touch
  • Intimacy
  • both Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • and uhhh. very sexual intimacy
  • Body Worship
  • just thinking about
  • ted drooling over trent's stomach and hips and general everything
  • so many of these are ted thinking trent is incredibly hot lmao
  • and vice versa
  • They're in LOVE !!!!
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Pre-Slash
  • Feelings Realization
  • Character Development
  • Enemies to Friends
  • Enemies to Friends to...perhaps....?? Lovers???
  • Pregnant Trent Crimm
  • Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
  • lowkey pregnancy kink. it's a bit there
  • Established Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
  • Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso are In Love
  • Anxiety
  • Hugs
  • Comfort little hurt
  • Ted Lasso Needs a Hug
  • Ted Lasso Gets a Hug
  • Ted Lasso Gives Good Hugs
  • also. and is good for hugging
  • Couch Cuddles
  • snuggles
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • they might regret snuggling on the couch later
  • when their backs hurt
  • trent ALSO gives good hugs :)
  • Lap Sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Messy & Wet (NOT 'wam')
  • Cockwarming? Possibly?
  • trent's deeeeep in subspace
  • ALMOST a drabble/double drabble. 155 words.
  • Making Out
  • Riding. sort of. at some point
  • not sure this qualifies for the graphic violence tag
  • but I'm being safe
  • Hurt Trent Crimm
  • Whump
  • Trust
  • No Character Death
  • Ambiguously an AU or Something
  • hurt/comfort?
  • hopeful might be more accurate but i promise he'll be ok
  • Crack
  • Journalists
  • Drunken Shenanigans
  • Ted Lasso is Good at Sex. We Presume
  • Drunk Ill-Advised Conversations With Your Coworkers
  • Sexual Humor
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Top/Bottom Discourse in the Metaphorical Press Room
  • Gay Trent Crimm
  • Crack. CRACK
  • do NOT take this seriously. do NOT.
  • blink-and-you-miss-it trans trent
  • i promise there are 750 words not 751
  • if you ask MY word counter. ao3 what are you on
  • technically this is slightly sports rpf but like. not really?
  • wearing each other's clothes
  • Domestic Fluff
  • very mild sexual content
  • Love
  • Attraction
  • Queer Ted Lasso
  • Early Series/Season 03
  • Episode: s03e02 (I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea
  • episode coda
  • Implied Childhood Trauma/Neglect but it's quite vague
  • Angst
  • Emotionally Hurt Trent Crimm
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Oops! Ted Lasso Has a Pregnancy Kink Maybe
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • but no actual sex. weirdly.
  • Ted thinking Trent looks soooooo hot
  • Trent Crimm's Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Season/Series 03
  • mentioned past with his ex-wife
  • Pearl Necklace
  • Facial
  • cum kink
  • Foursome - M/M/M/M
  • trent is still trans here but it's not really relevant. just know it's true.
  • Sub Trent Crimm
  • Kneeling
  • Oral Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • really the trans trent is once again blink and you'll miss it
  • Pictures
  • Cameras
  • Taking Pictures During Sex
  • Cock Slut Trent Crimm
  • hell yeah
  • Creampie
  • Trust/Vulnerability
  • they loooove each other
  • Valentine's Day
  • Tags Contain Spoilers
  • Self Esteem-Issues
  • Unhappy Ending
  • eventually offscreen canon happens and he gets a happy ending
  • but it's unrelated to this. :(
  • mean pranks
  • Missed Connections
  • Cowardice/Fear
  • Tragedy
  • Secret Admirer
  • SPOILERS IN TAGS. SPOILERS!
  • POV Rebecca Welton
  • Requited Love
  • Physical hurt
  • Somewhat-Graphic Aftermath of Violence
  • Whipping
  • Ambiguously Some Sort of AU
  • pirates or some shit probably? fuck if i know
  • Rescue
  • Guilt/Blaming Self
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • but the fic itself kinda ends on a hopeful note
  • (trent's rescued but ted feels bad)
  • Humor
  • Voice to Text is a Silly Thing
  • Silly
  • Small Intimacies
  • Getting Together (heavily implied)
  • Sweet
  • romantic
  • Helping Someone With Their Outfit
  • potentially-scheming keeley mentioned
  • Mutual Crush (in Mutual Denial)
  • Crimmlet
  • Pre-Season/Series 03
  • Baked Goods
  • Trent Crimm is Still a Sports Journalist
  • Character Study
  • copious space metaphors
  • Dependence - Freeform
  • hmmm do you think this may be a bit slightly unhealthy willis?
  • happiness
  • shockingly nonsexual
  • but there's lowkey an element of that between the lines
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • Speculative? is that what this is?
  • Supernatural/Paranormal elements
  • Temporary Character Death
  • no permadeath
  • Loneliness
  • Emotional neglect
  • originally this was gonna be a longer fic but
  • i actually like how this turned out
  • so ambiguous! so mysterious!
  • working with implications....
  • Immortality....?
  • Metaphors ❤️
  • well. happy. it's sad but it's like hopeful and everything's gonna be okay
  • why do i have multiple wips about trent (temporarily) dying alone
  • the ending is sad in the sense it's heart-wrenchy but it's like.
  • not sad as in tragic. it's fine everything will be fine. you know?
  • is it NBC!Ted? Led Tasso? Unspecified AU with a similar vibe?
  • up to you!
  • Hell is the other Ted canon Ted or some other AU Ted?
  • up to you!!
  • All that matters:
  • Double Penetration
  • Hell yeah.
  • possibly OOC but like. c'mooon
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Context? I Don't Know Her
  • We are here for a ficlet of ted and ted fucking trent senseless
  • Dirty Talk
  • Humiliation Kink
  • Praise Kink
  • Anal Sex
  • Gentle Kissing
  • Double Penetration in Two Holes
  • Hospital
  • Hurt Ted Lasso (Background)
  • POV Outsider
  • Trent Crimm Cares
  • early seasons
  • Crimmlet mention
  • Fluff without Plot
  • Affection
  • Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • Pregnancy
  • Spooning
  • Trust/Love
  • Post-Canon
  • Falling In Love
  • trying something new with this ship i think
  • POV Ted Lasso
  • extremely ambiguous au
  • like old timey potentially fantasy(???) au
  • i dont know eras. think. fuck idk bridgerton. which ive never seen.
  • or like pride and prejudice. which i have.
  • whatever you get the idea. it's vibes-based ok
  • Alternate Universe - Nobility/Lords & Ladies
  • this is just a little scene with no context
  • Dancing
  • Lord Trent Crimm
  • Assumptions & Reputations
  • Trent Crimm Loves Ted Lasso
  • ted loves trent too obvs but that isnt the focus here
  • very light angst
  • Protective Trent Crimm
  • Good Boyfriend Trent Crimm
  • trent is salty about ppl's assumptions
  • Just hundreds and hundreds of words
  • of trent thinking ted is the hottest man on the planet
  • bc ive got a LOT of much ‘ted thinks trent is so so so so sexy’
  • on my microbang list. but it goes both ways!
  • and today is 'trent is absurdly down bad for ted' day
  • i just think.
  • both of them thinking 'eh im average but HIM????
  • he's the HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET!!!!'
  • Trent Crimm is in Love with Ted Lasso
  • this is only barely E but it feels a little slightly much for M
  • Trans Trent Crimm (mentioned)
  • No Angst
  • they're in LOOOOVE!
  • ted feelin some kinda way about trent thinking he's so hot
  • shockingly this is not a praise kink situation
  • body image issues
  • Implied Riding/Lap Sex
  • Trent's not a virgin technically
  • but the vibe is kinda there
  • First Time
  • as in first time together having sex with each other
  • Cunnilingus
  • Kisses
  • Good Boyfriend Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
  • Banter
  • Cuddling
  • Ambiguously s1/s2
  • audhd4audhd tedtrent be like 'ted stims with trent's tits'
  • author is trans and listen.
  • sometimes a guy wants his tits played with
  • tit worship
  • Trent: [small gender studies essay + self-reflection]
  • Ted: hhhtiddy...
  • he cares so deeply & so much but he's also very much like
  • 'hhh trents making such pretty noises when i kiss him here' rn
  • gender & sexuality
  • havent read this since i wrote it and wont start now. oops.
  • woagh creative title wow
  • Nipple Play
  • Nipple Licking
  • Hickeys
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Cats
  • a bit silly really
  • Possibly Unrequited Love
  • as far as he knows it's unrequited
  • Heartbreak
  • being in love with two people at once
  • who you think will never love you back
  • Ted Lasso Comes Back to London
  • but that kind of makes it worse
  • for now
  • Heavy Angst
  • Emotional Hurt
  • Hopeful Ending
  • Hurt Very Little If Any Comfort
  • Polyamory...?
  • i like to think future ted/trent/roy but it's not confirmed
  • Implied Angst
  • Unplanned Pregnancy
  • finding out
  • Kissing for Distraction
  • undercover kissing
  • Interrupted Kissing
  • Ambiguously a Spy/Thief AU or something
  • Pre-Relationship. Technically
  • They'll figure it out eventually
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Teasing
  • Lap Sitting
  • Pre-pre relationship
  • but they'll get there
  • Press Room (Ted Lasso)
  • Doctor Who References
  • is this flirting or press room banter? yes.
  • the implications aren't but what's onscreen is
  • almost a drabble. ALMOST a drabble.
  • Trent please.
  • short & sad
  • Bad Vibes for Trent's Past
  • extremely silly
  • Ridiculous Nonsense. Do NOT Take Seriously
  • Messed-up timeline
  • Trent Crimm is Still a Sports Reporter... for now
  • but like nate's with jade and yet also a coach at richmond
  • and roy is a coach
  • idk man this is literally nonsense
  • Crack treated not even remotely seriously
  • Polycule Shenanigans
  • Text Messages
  • Sick Trent Crimm
  • Sickfic
  • Flirting & Banter
  • Crush
  • Flirting
  • Pet Names
  • Ted Lasso's Hatred of Tea
  • honestly this could probably be rated G but
  • how could i resist rating it Tea?
  • plus i tend to default to T anyway tbh
  • not actually unrequited crush
  • Misunderstandings (of the sweet and humorous variety)
  • Trent Crimm's Hair
  • Mild Sexual Content
  • Slow-dancing
  • Future Fic
  • Fake Dating
  • Confrontation
  • Emotional Conflict
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • Miscommunication
  • Lack of Communication
  • Pining
  • Mutual Pining
  • Oblivious Ted Lasso
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • only due to taking this place as a snapshot during the 'dark forest'
  • happy ending offscreen in my mind
  • but you can imagine how you like i suppose
  • Protective Roy Kent
  • good friend roy kent
  • ooh good tag thank u galia
  • ficlet(s)
  • Spirk AU sort of
  • Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion
  • i swear to god i have a much more like
  • serious and well thought out version of this in my head
  • but here's a crack meet....cute? ugly? cugly?
  • Vulcan Trent Crimm
  • Vulcan Hand Sensitivity (Star Trek)
  • three separate ficlets of the same like. concept
  • which is why i put them in the same 'work'
  • but each individually is under the limit
  • Oops! Made Out With Your Colleague
  • space google 'when your colleague makes out with you but he doesnt know he did that wdyd'
  • trent may or may not be full vulcan
  • but he's definitely enough vulcan for the hands thing to apply
  • POV Keeley Jones
  • VERY brief Trent & Keeley at end
  • As well as implied Ted/Trent (similarly potentially unrequited)
  • Canon Queer Character
  • tried so hard to get keeley right and i dont think i did :(
  • 5/30/30/30/5 Format
  • i say as if that's a thing.
  • 30 words for each time Beard considered
  • that this might be ''romance'' he's feeling
  • capped with 5 words on either side
  • Aromantic Coach Beard
  • Aromanticism/Aromantic Spectrum
  • Queer Themes
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • this is a seed for a larger fic i haven't written
  • Trent Crimm is Gorgeous
  • S1 to Post Canon Fix-It World
  • or post s3 fix it world i guess? you know what i mean
  • probably pre-relationship but maybe he's kissed that smile
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • once again is it NBC Ted? maybe
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • Spitroasting
  • the inherent eroticism of getting spitroast by your crush. twice.
  • chatfic
  • Group chat
  • texting & messages
  • superhero au
  • Abrupt Ending
  • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
  • Reporter Trent Crimm
  • Superhero Ted Lasso
  • Light Angst
  • kinda implied that trent's a gay virgin
  • in the sense he hasn't had sex with a man before
  • but it could be interpreted multiple ways
  • Alternate POV of other fic
  • Violence
  • Ambiguously Some Sort Of AU. Pirates Maybe. IDK
  • Happy Ending
  • Experimental Style
  • Poetry...? I don't think so but. poetic???
  • metaphors...
  • Trent Crimm is Still a Sports Reporter
  • Hook-Up
  • One Night Stands
  • Sad Trent Crimm
  • ted's also sad but this isn't his pov
  • Not Actually Unrequited Feelings
  • or really
  • eventually
  • Masturbation
  • 5+1 Things. well. 3+1 Things
  • Short
  • Hand Jobs
  • Feelings
  • mild denial
  • does this count as
  • Hair Washing
  • Tenderness
  • Vulnerability
  • Pregnant Sex
  • Gentle Sex
  • a little tit play...? more gentle squeezing tbh
  • also just a liiiiittle bit of
  • Male Lactation
  • Ted Lasso's Pregnancy Kink Strikes Again
  • but it's subtler this time
  • could be mistaken for general malewifeism
  • same for Trent Crimm's Breeding Kink. actually both of their. both?
  • anyway
  • Tender Sex
  • probably unrealistic as far as pregnancy progression goes?
  • this is fanfiction man
  • we're just here for some pregnant old man sex
  • author just wanted to write some pregnant old man sex
  • Unrealistic Sex
  • just thinking: pregnant trent blowing ted
  • Hair-pulling
  • Ted Lasso-centric
  • this needs tweaking but im not sure how so oh well.
  • i think trent's ex is aro in this but does NOT realize that
  • Ted Lasso in Kansas
  • Reunion
  • he thinks it is though so it's really treated by 99 percent of the narrative as
  • Unrequited Love
  • Self-Deprecation
  • Not a Fix-It... yet?
  • Hopeful Ending in the Optional Epilogue
  • otherwise a bit depressing
  • Trent Crimm's book
  • a liittle bit of laugh police angst. as is my right.
  • Surprise Kissing
  • Bets/Dares
  • Crack-adjacent
  • Temporary child death
  • Suicide Attempt
  • does it count as an attempt if it works but then they come back
  • i meant to make a companion to 'nine lives'
  • but kind of just... remade it in a way?
  • focused more on the actual deaths. which was
  • the idea originally. hm
  • Suicidal Ideation
  • a sad happy ending. it's not tragic but it's sad you know
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • hurt and eventual comfort
  • Angst and Feels
  • NO PERMANENT CHARACTER DEATH!!!!
  • Pre-Friendship
  • Trent Crimm's Big Gay Crush on Ted Lasso (Implied)
  • Trent Crimm is No Longer a Sports Reporter
  • but it's only relevant for like 0.005 seconds
  • im just. like. it's just part of his character to me
  • ted & keeley parallels
  • in which keeley has a lot in common with trent's ex-wife
  • and so does ted
  • did not rewatch to figure out the timeline of trent's shoes
  • Mention Of Homophobia
  • Trent Crimm's Father's A+ Parenting
  • /sarcasm as is tradition with that tag. he sucks
  • and uses a Homophobic Slur !
  • Microfic
  • Ted Lasso is Surprisingly Smooth
  • Sexual Tension
  • Post-Season/Series 02
  • actually less words than a drabble
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • mentions of hate sex that didn't happen
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Quickly but Obliviously Hurdling Towards Romance
  • Fuckbuddies
  • Top Roy Kent
  • in this too trent is trans but it's not really mentioned properly. just know
  • basically this is mainly discussing two points in time:
  • and
  • what zoo is this? whatever zoo is in your heart
  • Background Fluff
  • Secret Relationship
  • from the public anyway not their friends
  • Physical Intimacy
  • Romance
  • Roy Kent is a good boyfriend
  • i continue to write little drabbles and ficlets that are just
  • them being fluffy and adorable and down bad for each other
  • Parallels
  • Adorable
  • Dom/sub
  • Subspace
  • Sexual Submission
  • although they definitely do this non-sexually too
  • Gentle Dom Ted Lasso
  • Dom Ted Lasso
  • Ted's Definitely Not Got Any Issues What Are You Talking About
  • Not-Really-Enemies/Colleagues to Friends
  • Selkie AU
  • Alternate Universe - Selkies
  • Selkie Trent Crimm
  • Pining Trent Crimm
  • and Gets One !!!
  • Trent Crimm Gives Good Hugs
  • Friendship/Love
  • Hurt Ted Lasso (implied)
  • Leashes
  • Collars
  • Pet Play...? i think this is pet play
  • not like puppy/kitten but like. you know. the vibes are there?
  • Pride
  • pride month
  • Implied coming out
  • but in a happy way not an angsty way
  • Media/Press (again not getting into the angsty angle)
  • kiss
  • Photographs
  • Post-Canon Fix-It
  • or rather Post Post-Canon Fix-It cause the fix-it has already happened
  • Ted Lasso Needed a Hug but He's Pretty Good Now TBH
  • he also got one a while ago
  • Domestic Bliss
  • Author Once Again Wrote This Sleep-Deprived
  • and in one sitting
  • Kissing Under The Mistletoe
  • Mistletoe
  • Mistletoe Shenanigans
  • Unserious Cutesy Fluff
  • Do Not Take Seriously
  • Presumably Christmasy
  • Resolved Romantic Tension
  • at least a little bit
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Christmas Fluff
  • i guess?
  • it's really more about a vehicle to get them to kiss
  • this is deeply silly
  • Meet-Cute
  • Overboard
  • near-drowning
  • Saved/Rescue
  • Mermaid Ted Lasso... sort of?
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • i have ideas for backstory for this
  • but you only get their first meeting for now
  • Of sorts?
  • The Future (Ted's Arrival) Alluded To
  • in which trent crimm is a butterfly
  • Author Adores To Torture a Metaphor
  • technically this is actually two drabbles
  • grouped together
  • Context? What Context. Fuck Context
  • Showers
  • Showering Together
  • Sharing a Shower
  • (for each drabble)
  • post-coital shower
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • hair-washing
  • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
  • First Meeting
  • Meet-Ugly
  • for ch1
  • the actual ch. ch2 is like. scribbles. a not!fic if you will
  • mostly pov ted anyway there's a little pov trent in there?
  • Vaguely Discussed Past Child Abuse/Neglect
  • Trent Crimm's Actual A+ Parenting FR (No Sarcasm)
  • Established Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
  • it's not directly mentioned but it's important to what's going on:
  • Autistic Trent Crimm/AuDHD Trent Crimm
  • Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
  • he's also trans and demi but it's even less relevant/obvious in this fic
  • complicated family relationships
  • Family Issues
  • Autism Spectrum
  • the abuse is discussed very vaguely but is generally implied to be
  • mostly emotional
  • Safe Sane and Consensual
  • you've heard of post-coital now get ready for. pre-coital
  • Bondage
  • Rope Bondage
  • like okay this is definitely a prelude to like
  • sexy bondage. but the actual fic is all kind of
  • before that?
  • is this...
  • and about the trust and grounding part
  • Trust Kink
  • so it's. KIND of non-sexual bondage?
  • i feel like it is.
  • but like. sexual bondage is about to happen offscreen
  • and he thinks about the sexual bondage a bit. you know.
  • why the HELL are the tags out of order like that????
  • Insecure Ted Lasso
  • also just like in the sense they're very compatible
  • like it's ok if you don't like cuddling at night
  • but they both really super do
  • you feel?
  • Sharing a Bed
  • early in their relationship
  • Established Relaitonship
  • Fluff and Angst
  • ted wants to use trent as an oversized teddy bear
  • and trent is soooo for that
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • trent overworks himself
  • ted definitely doesn't lure him into coming to bed early whaaat
  • Extremely light angst
  • Friendship
  • male-male friendship
  • Platonic Relationships
  • mini-golf
  • Inspired by Real Events
  • (going to a tipsy mini golf place)
  • im sorry
  • ft Trent's Low Self-Esteem
  • the idea of them playing mini golf at all is kind of hysterical
  • let alone mini golf while tipsy
  • apparently its often called crazy golf in the uk
  • which is really funny
  • did not incorporate that tho
  • Wedding Fluff
  • Marriage

  Summary

  ⭐ Ficlets between 1 and 750 words for the BAG Microbang!
  ⭐ Mostly Ted/Trent and/or Trent-centric, I'm not gonna lie.
  ⭐ Largely written for fun and in impulsive bursts.
  ⭐ 100 works total! 44,149 words total! Wow! Might do more in this vein but the microbang's over for now.
  ⭐Check out here for a few non-fic creations!

  I'm using the microbang to a) try to let go of my perfectionism a bit and let things flow, post things without obsessing too much or feeling the need to elaborate/justify everything, b) try out new/weird ideas and whims that I normally might not bother with or dip my toe in, just to experiment and play around and poke at it. So some of these might be weirder/bolder/etc. Also c) shorter things, obviously. Sometimes I like to try to capture a moment or a feeling in snapshot rather than as a full, uhhhh, thing. So there's that.

  PLEASE NOTE: My word counts are going to be based on the word processor I used, not ao3's word counter, so it's possible there will be occasional minor differences. Word counts will be in the notes of each work.

   

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  Words:

  43,410

  Works:

  99

• "heart in hands"verse by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  20 Jun 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Trent Crimm/unimportant OMCs for plot
  • Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • random OMCs for plot
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • Demi Trent Crimm
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Autistic Trent Crimm
  • these three tags? very important.
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • that one's also important.
  • Emotionally Hurt Trent Crimm
  • Gay Trent Crimm
  • Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
  • AUDHD TRENT FOR THE WIN I STG
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • vaguely pre s3
  • Pre-Relationship....?
  • Queer Ted Lasso
  • Queer Trent Crimm
  • Queer Themes
  • Demisexuality & Demiromanticism
  • mentions of past mpreg (in the seahorse manner)
  • Sexuality
  • Sexual Confusion
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst with a Hopeful Ending
  • trent is demi/somewhere on the grayacearo spectrum
  • but he does NOT figure that out yet.
  • Feelings Realization
  • First Date
  • Accidental Relationship
  • Sweet Ted Lasso
  • Break Up
  • (not ted/trent obviously)
  • Transphobia
  • Ice Cream
  • Angst Turns to Fluff Turns to.... uh
  • Trent Crimm-centric
  • dont try to figure out the timeline please i dont fucking know
  • Touch-Starved
  • Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm Has ADHD
  • as mentioned earlier but yknow what? it should be a tag
  • Trent Crimm's Terrible Dating History
  • Hopeful Ending
  • First Kiss
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Self-Worth Issues
  • Divorce (still not ted/trent)
  • POV Trent Crimm
  • mostly written im just very displeased
  • with how the like penultimate part is going
  • i know the ending! and the beginning!
  • and the start of the middle is. fine
  • but the END OFTHE MIDDLE. IS KILLING MEEE
  • not britpicked properly bc i just want to call it a bathroom okay. im sorry. im s
  • Alternate POV
  • POV Ted Lasso
  • Snippet
  • Getting Together. Sort Of
  • Abrupt Ending
  • Kissing
  • accidental date
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Light Angst
  • second chapter:
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Silly
  • very unserious

  Summary

  Planned additions (no promises) include:
  - Ted's POV snippet(s)
  - A sequel (in which The Article appears, Trent quits his job, they get together, and perhaps more...?)
  - 5 encounters with Trent's exes and 1 with Ted's...? (subject to edit)

  Words:

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  Works:

  2

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  6

• shallow graveverse by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  06 Mar 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • literally nameless OCs for plot purposes
  • Whump
  • Kidnapping
  • Buried Alive
  • Rescue
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • claustrophobic spaces
  • Assumptions
  • POV Outsider
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Trent Crimm Whump
  • LETS MAKE IT A TAG‚ BOYS!
  • author's been watching too many crime shows
  • and also wants to beat up his blorbo
  • im gonna be real vague on the actual like
  • crime/mystery side of things though.
  • who cares about all that what matters is:
  • we're beating trent up. and then giving him tlc after
  • cop show adjacent im so sorry it's just for plot reasons
  • extremely handwavey bullshit worldbuilding btw
  • you know when there's a mystery of the week show with
  • some special little guy who usually works with the cops
  • or instead of them? yeah ted's the special little guy
  • what is he a forensics guy or a profiler or what? no idea.
  • Use your imagination
  • Pre-Relationship
  • theyre intense about each other
  • Relief
  • Hurt/Comfort really heavy on both hurt and comfort tbh
  • Crying
  • Vulnerablity
  • kidnapping/buried alive really a big theme here cannot emphasize enough
  • ALL WRITTEN IN ONE SITTING THREE CHEERS FOR INSOMNIA
  • HIP HIP! HOORAY
  • vaguely a Crime Show AU

  Words:

  4,972

  Works:

  1

  Bookmarks:

  1

• balls prompts lol [unconnected] by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  09 Mar 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Snippet
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • Tumblr Ask Box Fic
  • Praise Kink
  • Major - Freeform
  • Teasing
  • trent gets utterly ravished as he deserves
  • Dress Up
  • Oral Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Coming In Pants
  • Generic 'They're at a Gala or Some Shit' Trope
  • Messy
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • up to you how semi
  • Ted Lasso Being a Tease
  • and trent's a slut for it as always bless him
  • Clothed Sex
  • partially
  • Kissing
  • Smut
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • very mild humiliation kink
  • Aftercare
  • Facials
  • Dom/sub Undertones
  • pretty boy trent :)
  • sometimes a middle aged father is a pretty boy
  • NO EDITING OR BETA WE WRITE IN ONE SITTING AND DIE LIKE MEN
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • as always
  • did i mention just a teeeensy bit of cockwarming?

  Summary

  Tumblr snippets with "balls" prompts; challenged myself to try to write each in one sitting to just get it out and get the writing bug buzzing.

  Words:

  5,959

  Works:

  1

• heart + kisses snippets [unconnected] by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, Mature, General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi, Gen
  • Complete Series

  22 Jan 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard & Trent Crimm
  • sort of trent/beard but not really bc that's the point.
  • mentioned ted/trent
  • mentioned beard & ted
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Roy Kent
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • Original Characters. for humor's sake
  • Ted Lasso (mentioned)
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • Tumblr Ask Box Fic
  • Kissing
  • Snippet
  • True Love's Kiss
  • Sleeping Curse
  • Sleeping Beauty Elements
  • Fairy Tale Elements
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Happy Ending
  • POV Trent Crimm
  • First Kiss
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Angst
  • Trent Crimm's Self-Esteem Issues
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • Trent Crimm Gets a Hug
  • ted could also use a hug and gets one but that's less the focus
  • Fairy Tale Curses
  • no context really
  • no editing/beta we die like funny reference
  • Pining
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • ambigiously a university au or something but i didn't really get into it
  • Denial of Feelings
  • Making Out
  • There Was Only One Bed
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Mutual Pining
  • Oblivious Ted Lasso
  • Misunderstandings (mild)
  • Sexuality Crisis
  • Feelings Realization
  • absolutely no context or explanation is given
  • POV Ted Lasso
  • Getting Together
  • Insecurity
  • Fluff
  • reassurance
  • Love
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • these are basically three unfinished little snippets
  • Rough Kissing
  • Heavy Petting
  • Manhandling
  • Hair-pulling
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Rough Sex
  • Hickeys
  • Emotional Comfort Very Little Hurt
  • Insecurities
  • Communication
  • Praise Kink
  • sex isn't the biggest focus but it's explicit enough to warrant the E for sure
  • hmmm not my best work but in my defense im dying (of cramps)
  • Pre-Canon
  • Unresolved... somethin Tension
  • maybe it's just unresolved tension period. idk man
  • i just think toxic pre-canon roytrent sex is really funny. and sad
  • Homophobic Language (used in inner monologue to self)
  • Blow Jobs
  • Oral Sex
  • Rough Oral Sex
  • ltitle bit of a humiliation kink you got there bud?
  • a liiiiittle bit of choking
  • Deepthroating
  • unrealistic first blowjob but who cares
  • roy kent simply has a reality-bending forcefield around him
  • that makes blowjobs easier through sheer force of hotness and willpower
  • i really saw 'rough kiss' as a prompt and said 'so they tug on trent's hair?'
  • i think this is like.
  • not that long before canon
  • so they're about the same age as in s1
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • Lack of Communication
  • they do NOT talk about boundaries
  • like no one actually gets hurt but jeeez.
  • Hate Sex
  • well roy hates trent. trent doesnt actually hate roy
  • but he does hate himself does that count?
  • Trans Male Character
  • lack of aftercare
  • Masturbation
  • Dom/sub
  • Dom Roy Kent
  • Sub Trent Crimm
  • Touch-Starved
  • Cuddling
  • Affection
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • or very little only implied past hurt
  • ohhhh idk how good this is tbh.
  • Drunken Kissing
  • very mild sexual content
  • two idiots nearly fuck in a booth at a bar
  • but settle for tipsy making out
  • trent's trans btw and there's ntohing u can do about it
  • Post-Canon
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers but this is literally ujst the friends to lovers part
  • man am i predictable
  • trent likes being manhandled the slut <3
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Reunions
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Fluff without Plot
  • Cute Ending
  • third person dont you worry
  • Short & Sweet
  • Short One Shot
  • Morning Cuddles
  • Morning Kisses
  • Lazy Mornings
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • mentioned henry and crimmlet
  • Mentioned Roy - Freeform
  • Forehead Kisses
  • Sleepy Kisses
  • kisses!!!!!
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • trent's trans btw and there's nothing u can do about it
  • not super relevant here but he is nonetheless trans
  • ive got so many of these prompts left bro
  • i was like 'one more' and like five came in
  • i wanna put an emoji here but ao3 tags fuck em up sometimes
  • Teasing
  • Polyamory
  • Fade to Black
  • no actual onscreen sex but they get so close and get started
  • so like. feels like i kinda have to do E
  • Bondage
  • Rope Bondage
  • barely any plot
  • Morning Sex
  • Probably unrealistic but who cares
  • dont come at me about it i stg
  • Birthday Sex
  • yet another impulse one-sitting write
  • Fantasy AU
  • Plot Implied Outside This Scene But Not Explored
  • Presumed Dead
  • trent gets to be a damsel in distress. as a treat
  • Your Princess is in Another Castle
  • Bittersweet
  • Grief
  • Rage
  • Hopeful Ending
  • knight Roy Kent
  • several mentions of character death but none happens
  • mentioned reunion sex lol
  • this feels maybe ooc but we're gonna shush about this.
  • it's a fantasy au let me have this
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • IM SORRY ASH IDK WHAT THIS IS OR HOW MUCH SENSE IT MAKES
  • Platonic Kissing
  • Fake Relationship
  • but it's like. actually fake and stays fake
  • Friends to. Uh. Friends
  • Humor
  • those demi vibes for both of them . just a little. as a treat
  • Kinda Crack
  • Beard-typical Shenanigans
  • what's going on? well! i refuse to elaborate.
  • Mentioned: previous Ted & Beard shenanigans
  • Mentioned: Trent's big gay crush on Ted
  • trent is just as weird as beard but in another direction
  • very funny to have three people
  • and ONLY the non romantic pair DOESNT do a fake relationship at some point
  • for now.
  • Attempt at Humor
  • anyway im really going for 'despite them being Like That
  • they are genuinely actually platonic. and that's funny
  • but sweet'
  • Silly
  • just realized i tried to type non platonic and romantic at the same time
  • and got 'non romantic'. not what i meant
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • Gentle Kissing
  • Kissing All Over
  • justpure porn tbh
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Creampie
  • i just think trent deserves to be sandwiched between two men
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Big Dick
  • Roy Kent's Canonically Not Actually Curved But Feels Like It Is Dick
  • Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
  • AuDHD Trent for the fucking win
  • em dash abuse as always
  • once more i present to you: hastily written porn
  • Wet & Messy
  • no editing or beta we die like funny reference
  • Wedding Fluff
  • Weddings
  • Engaged Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm Has Anxiety
  • Ted Lasso Has Anxiety
  • Marriage: you share everything
  • true of most of my fics but especially true of these snippets

  Summary

  Tumblr snippets with kiss prompts; challenged myself to try to write each in one sitting to just get it out and get the writing bug buzzing.

  Words:

  23,251

  Works:

  13

• love bites by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  22 May 2024

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm
  • Roy Kent
  • Pre-Canon
  • Alternate Universe - Werewolf
  • Werewolf Sex
  • Werewolf Roy Kent
  • Werewolves
  • Extremely Dubious Consent
  • but they're both like. SUPER into it
  • but like. hmmmm.
  • Under-negotiated Kink
  • Outdoor Sex
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • Knotting
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Size Difference
  • Size Kink
  • Strength Kink
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Enemies and Lovers
  • Fuckbuddies
  • Sort Of
  • Rough Sex
  • Identity Porn
  • Identity Issues
  • Secret Identity
  • handwavey bullshit porn worldbuilding for my handwavey bullshit porn needs
  • look. roy's a big hairy wolf man
  • listen this isn't going into the werewolf trope as much as i'd like
  • but thats bc this is mostly an excuse
  • to have trent get railed by a big hairy wolf man.
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Large Cock
  • Humiliation Kink
  • Light Praise Kink
  • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
  • Oral Sex
  • Cunnilingus
  • Monsterfucking !!!!
  • admittedly pretty tame given that it's big hairy wolf man but you know
  • cum kink
  • Breeding Kink
  • Ruts/Heats/Mating Cycles
  • Overstimulation
  • did not research london and you cannot make me
  • Dacryphilia
  • Crying During Sex (in the hot sexy way)
  • how much bigger is roy than trent? however much you want<3
  • but definitely at least a considerable bit bigger.
  • the choose not to use warnings is for the extremely dubious consent btw
  • there's no mcd or underage content i promise. or violence
  • Unrealistic Sex
  • how is the positioning working here? idk man. it just is.
  • Tree Sex
  • love that that's a tag. honestly not a huge part of the descriptions but it's there.
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • Trent Crimm's Crushingly Low Self-Esteem
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • negative self-talk
  • Hope
  • Angst
  • ending is sorta ambiguous tbh
  • Shame/Guilt
  • mentioned exhibitionism/voyeurism/coitous interuptis but does not happen
  • trents a freaky little whore and roy loves it

  Summary

  RoyTrent precanon werewolf AU with messy, messy sex and identity porn.

  Words:

  11,741

  Works:

  1

  Bookmarks:

  6

• gerts weird fuckin fantasy au by biDEMONium, trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  06 Mar 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • add more as we go but probably no more romances
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Keeley Jones
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • Captivity
  • Imprisonment
  • Implied Torture
  • a liiiiitle graphic i think?
  • Loneliness
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • really badly ngl
  • Hunger/Borderline Starvation
  • Whump
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • drugged food
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Magic
  • Enormous Fuck-Off Wolf
  • handwavey lore but i will explain some things dont you worry
  • ...some things.
  • mentioned dehumanization
  • trauma bonding with a HUGE wolf is a valid coping mechanism right
  • Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
  • Touch-Starved
  • ....trauma bonding as in 'bonding thru shared trauma'
  • Some violence but it's not particularly graphic
  • Digital Art
  • Fantasy AU
  • Wolf Ted Lasso
  • Dragonish Trent
  • little red riding hood motif

  Summary

  Got a fic already planned for this (somehow wrote the prequel before the original so now the original is a sequel I guess? not in concept but chronologically speaking), and I'm also considering alt POV of the first fic/scenes from the first fic, we'll see how that goes

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• but i believe in you and me by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  07 Mar 2024

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Michelle Lasso
  • Roy Kent
  • also see: sassy and rupert and henry all mentioned
  • keeley and higgins are also here but i dont want to clog their tags
  • the others play a bigger part i think
  • 5+1 Things
  • except it's 3+1 things
  • True Love's Kiss
  • Sleeping Beauty Curse
  • Curses
  • Fairy Tale Elements
  • Fairy Tale Curses
  • First Kiss
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Magic
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Happy Ending
  • magic and curses are BULLSHIT

  Summary

  Ted gets hit with a sleeping beauty style curse. Trent plays the role of an extremely anxious Prince Charming.

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• hearts-verse by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  02 Sep 2023

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm/Trent Crimm's Ex Wife
  • Trent Crimm/Randos
  • Trent Crimm & Rebecca Welton & Keeley Jones
  • Trent Crimm & Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm & Coach Beard & Roy Kent & Nate Shelley & Leslie Higgins & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Nathan Shelley
  • Trent Crimm & Coach Beard
  • Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Rebecca Welton
  • Trent Crimm & Keeley Jones
  • Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Trent Crimm's Father
  • Roy Kent
  • Ted Lasso
  • Nathan Shelley
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones
  • Leslie Higgins
  • Will Kitman
  • Colin Hughes
  • 5+1 Things
  • Hook-Up
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Gay Trent Crimm
  • Demi Trent Crimm
  • First Time
  • Hate Sex
  • One Night Stands
  • Sexuality
  • Autistic Trent Crimm
  • trents quietly also having genderfuckery in the background while having a sexuality crisis
  • but he hasn't noticed it yet
  • the complex feelings of being on the ace spectrum
  • AND on the autism spectrum
  • AND being gay AND having some genderfuckery
  • and trying to figure all of that out at once when you
  • a) have no idea how to describe any of this b) think you are supposed to be
  • A Man's Man. Cishet Normal Man
  • Homophobia
  • Demisexuality
  • Asexuality Spectrum
  • Internalized Aphobia
  • Low Self-Esteem
  • Self-Worth Issues
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • Divorce
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Eventual Happy Ending
  • lowkey using sex as self harm
  • trent has a mega unhealthy relationship with sex!
  • Demiromanticism
  • also! to be clear! although that isn't actually a tag apparently
  • Pining
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • he is Going Through It
  • Happy ending!!!
  • Getting Together
  • tears and crying
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • seriously trent please get some self esteem wtf
  • Sexual Identity
  • Communication
  • this is kind of soppy ngl <3
  • timeline????? i dont know her
  • nates here and so is ted and is trent writing his book? yeah probably
  • or maybe he's writing another one. i dont fucking know
  • whys nate here you ask? bc i said so
  • touch starved
  • Wet Dream
  • Found Family

  Summary

  oh, the lonely hearts / they travel in pairs!

  Trent Crimm's journey of self-discovery, identity, and love.

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• gert art. gart, if you will by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), biDEMONium, trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV), The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV 2021), The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV)

  • Explicit, General Audiences, Mature, Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Gen
  • Series in Progress

  04 Oct 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Roy Kent
  • Coach Beard & Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso
  • Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton & Ted Lasso
  • Keeley Jones & Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm & Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
  • brief Trent Crimm/Coach Beard
  • Coach Beard & Trent Crimm & Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Keeley Jones & Ted Lasso & Rebecca Welton
  • Nicholas Benedict & Number Two
  • Reynie Muldoon & Kate Wetherall
  • Nathaniel Benedict | LD Curtain & Reynie Muldoon
  • SQ Curtain & Everyone
  • but mostly Gen - Relationship
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Roy Kent
  • Jamie Tartt
  • Sticky Washington
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • Keeley Jones
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Nicholas Benedict
  • Number Two (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • Kate Wetherall
  • Reynie Muldoon
  • Nathaniel Benedict | LD Curtain
  • SQ Curtain
  • Rhonda Kazembe
  • Milligan Wetherall
  • NSFW Art
  • Digital Art
  • Art
  • Author's Terrible Attempts At Artistry
  • Blow Jobs
  • Oral Sex
  • Hair-pulling
  • Kissing
  • Light Bondage
  • that i'm terrible at drawing
  • Fan Comics
  • Crack
  • Teasing
  • Vaginal Sex
  • may add more eventually
  • terrible. the colors are. Bad.
  • Digital Painting
  • Mr. Benedict's Mysterious Gift Exchange 2023
  • Originally Posted on Tumblr
  • Embedded Images
  • one man's struggle to draw ted's hair
  • Friendship
  • Comedy
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • mature chapters are marked in titles
  • Tedduary
  • fan comic
  • Feelings Realization
  • Queer Ted Lasso
  • Queer Trent Crimm
  • Mutual Pining
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • Fluff
  • doodle comic
  • honestly needs refining but it's fine
  • the classic 'run into your crush and literally end up on top of him'
  • or from trents pov
  • the classic 'run into your crush and he LITERALLY ENDS UP ON TOP OF YOU'
  • and you are both soooo normal about it
  • Teddy Bear Ted Lasso
  • Stuffed Kitten Trent Crimm
  • Humor
  • Light Angst
  • most of them anyway
  • Sketches
  • Fantasy AU
  • Wolf Ted Lasso
  • Dragonish Trent
  • little red riding hood motif

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• cotton candy ficlets [unconnected] by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), thesorrowoflizards (biDEMONium), thesorrowoflizards, trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), Ted Lasso (TV), The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV 2021)

  • General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Gen
  • Complete Series

  15 Mar 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood
  • Alternate Magnus Bane/Alternate Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunters: This World Inverted)
  • Nicholas Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe & Milligan & Number Two
  • Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso
  • Magnus Bane
  • Alec Lightwood
  • Nicholas Benedict
  • Rhonda Kazembe
  • Milligan (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • Number Two (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • Fluff without Plot
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Fluff
  • Couch Cuddles
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Shirtless cuddling
  • i find thunderstorms intensely soothing
  • Light Angst
  • more in implication than anything. in ch2
  • Autistic Trent Crimm
  • Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
  • ted too i think
  • Comfort
  • Sleepy Cuddles
  • impulse write. it's thunderin outside
  • Thunderstorms
  • Romantic Fluff
  • F L U F F . so much fluff
  • did i mention fluff????
  • Romance
  • Cuddling
  • Morning Cuddles
  • Lazy Morning
  • Morning Kisses
  • morning fluff
  • Snow
  • Sappy
  • They love each other so much
  • :')
  • ambiguously a this world inverted au
  • Cuddle Pile
  • Platonic Cuddling
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Only One Bed (For Four People)
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • or very very very little hurt. just the teeniest smidgen
  • but its smothered in comfort
  • Platonic Relationships
  • Found Family
  • Team as Family
  • Sharing a Bed
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • Tumblr Ask Box Fic
  • Prompt Fic
  • extremely very Light Angst but it's all in the past
  • Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • And He Goddamn Well Gets One
  • Love
  • Established Relationship
  • Safety/Trust
  • Short & Sweet
  • Short One Shot
  • i'd put this in snippets collection jail but the last one just ran out of slots
  • and it doesn't seem worth starting another one yet
  • i THINK G is a fine rating but if you think i should make it T go ahead and say
  • Originally Posted on Tumblr
  • Comfort little hurt
  • like it's
  • in vibes but technically there was a little hurt entirely offscreen
  • trent had a bad day
  • Showers
  • Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • Hugs
  • Trust
  • Ted Lasso is a Good Boyfriend
  • No Smut
  • Sweet
  • Sweet Ted Lasso
  • Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm are in Love
  • Snippets
  • they're in love!!
  • Fluffy Ending
  • or without much plot anyway
  • Massage
  • ted gives trent a little massage. that's it.
  • Snippet
  • technically hurt/comfort but it's mostly comfort
  • and the hurt is literal 'back hurty'
  • author did no research on massage and will not apologize for this
  • we are vibes based in this house babey!
  • AUTHORS BACK HURTS!
  • Implied/Referenced Sex
  • not now. but like. it's mentioned
  • insanely cute and fluffy
  • Abrupt Ending
  • no beta or editing we die like funny reference
  • they're both lowkey touch-starved af tho
  • also they're both audhd i stg
  • Ted Lasso has ADHD
  • they both do i stg
  • this is not the most well written but i need some plotless fluff ok??!
  • didnt edit or beta this at all lmao

  Summary

  Short and completely plotless fluffy stand-alones for various fandoms. Comforting, soft, sweet.

  Tends to be blorbos getting snuggled and cuddled. And falling asleep during said snuggling and cuddling. As you do.

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• tumblr snippets by bi-demon-ium (biDEMONium), biDEMONium, trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

  Fandom: Death by Dying (Podcast), Gravity Falls, Instinct (TV 2018), Ted Lasso (TV), The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune, The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV 2021), The Mysterious Benedict Society - Trenton Lee Stewart

  • Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences, Mature, Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M, Multi
  • Series in Progress

  13 Sep 2024

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Nicholas Benedict & Milligan
  • Nicholas Benedict & LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • Nicholas Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe & Milligan & Number Two
  • Nicholas Benedict/Milligan
  • SQ Curtain & LD Curtain
  • Number Two & Rhonda Kazembe
  • Constance Contraire & Nicholas Benedict
  • LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe
  • Linus Baker/Arthur Parnassus
  • Julian Cousins/Dylan Reinhart/Andy Wilson
  • Dylan Reinhart & Lizzie Needham
  • Nicholas Benedict & Number Two
  • Dipper Pines & Mabel Pines
  • i guess this means technically....
  • Nicholas Benedict & Mabel Pines
  • AND. - Relationship
  • Dipper Pines & Number Two (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • also their daemons but im not putting in all those tags
  • Nicholas Benedict & L. D. Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • Milligan & Kate Wetherall
  • Nicholas Benedict & Milligan & Kate Wetherall
  • Nicholas Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe & Milligan & Number Two & Constance Contraire & Kate Wetherall
  • Nicholas Benedict & Constance Contraire
  • The Obituary Writer & Charlotte Dawson
  • The Obituary Writer & The Angel of Death
  • Nicholas Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe
  • Nicholas Benedict & Rhonda Kazembe & Milligan
  • Sticky Washington & Nicholas Benedict
  • Nicholas Benedict & LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict & Number Two
  • LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict & Nicholas Benedict
  • Rhonda Kazembe & Number Two
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes
  • Jamie Tartt/Keeley Jones (past)
  • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso/Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
  • Michelle Lasso & Ted Lasso
  • Michelle Lasso & Trent Crimm
  • Roy Kent & Colin Hughes & Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm & Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm & Original Male Character(s)
  • Roy Kent & Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard & Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard/Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Coach Beard
  • Ted Lasso & Coach Beard
  • Lloyd & Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm & Michelle Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Ted Lasso
  • could be interpreted as ted/trent/roy/beard if you wanted
  • Rebecca Welton & Ted Lasso
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Daughter
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Parents
  • Trent Crimm/Roy Kent
  • Trent Crimm & Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Trent Crimm & Jamie Tartt
  • Trent Crimm & The Diamond Dogs
  • Trent Crimm & Colin Hughes & Jamie Tartt
  • Nicholas Benedict
  • Milligan (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • Number Two (The Mysterious Benedict Society)
  • Rhonda Kazembe
  • Linus Baker
  • Arthur Parnassus
  • Dylan Reinhart
  • Julian Cousins
  • Lizzie Needham
  • Andy Wilson
  • Mabel Pines
  • Dipper Pines
  • Rhonda and Constance and Gideon are mentioned
  • Original Daemon Character(s)
  • L. D. Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • Constance Contraire
  • Kate Wetherall
  • The Obituary Writer | O.W.
  • Charlotte Dawson
  • The Angel of Death - Character
  • The Button-Eyed Raven
  • Sticky Washington
  • Milligan Wetherall
  • Trent Crimm
  • Random journalists
  • Colin Hughes
  • AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso)
  • Ted Lasso
  • Jamie Tartt
  • Rebecca Welton
  • Keeley Jones
  • Roy Kent
  • Michelle Lasso
  • Rupert Mannion
  • Coach Beard
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • OC for plot reasons - Character
  • George Cartrick
  • The Reporters (Ted Lasso)
  • Lloyd (Ted Lasso) (The Reporter Not Nate's Dad)
  • Trent Crimm's Daughter
  • Trent Crimm's Father
  • Trent Crimm's Mother
  • Trent Crimm's Ex-Wife
  • Will Kitman
  • Leslie Higgins
  • tumblr snippets
  • Snippets
  • often out of context/abrupt ending
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • one chapter is a pokemon au
  • okay these tags are about to be super out of order:
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Crack
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Ambigious Ending (But Not Tragic I Promise)
  • Curtain is a Shitty Dad
  • but he loves his son.
  • Mr Benedict is a Great Dad
  • and he loves his daughter!
  • number two and rhonda are SISTERS
  • Nicholas and Milligan are very sweet.
  • Fake Relationship
  • Slow Dancing
  • Nightmares
  • Panic Attacks
  • Thunderstorms
  • Fluff
  • Getting Extremely High (For Medical Reasons) And Being Loopily Enamored With Your Crush
  • its about TRUST
  • its about TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Post-Season/Series 02
  • Redeemed LD Curtain
  • complicated familial relationships
  • Redeemed Curtain
  • but he still sucks a bit. but he's trying
  • Disassociation
  • curtaon on the verge of a panic attack as his brother completely checks out next to him:
  • WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!
  • Episode: s01e02 Carrying a Bird
  • the attack on the house
  • Protective Milligan
  • Episode Tag
  • Missing Scene
  • or part of it anyway
  • this might also be where i put any UTWD snippets
  • Temporary Character Death
  • (first chapter only) - Freeform
  • second chapter is just all fluff
  • Misunderstandings
  • (brief) - Freeform
  • Communication
  • Trust
  • Friendship
  • platonic love!!!
  • but i made it sad.
  • Twins
  • Humor
  • Angst
  • Narcolepsy
  • Alternate Universe - Daemons
  • Consensual Daemon Touching
  • Daemon Feels
  • Daemon Angst
  • Friendship/Love
  • Found Family
  • i'll probably keep adding to this AU
  • even though literally only me and octopus care 😩
  • since these are all just various ideas
  • some might be mutually exclusive or contradict each other
  • Touch-Starved
  • Touch-Starved Nicholas Benedict
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Self-Worth Issues
  • From both of them
  • Amnesia
  • Tumblr Ask Box Fic
  • Tumblr Prompt
  • Post-Season 01
  • Curtain Sucks!
  • Fluff Amongst Pain
  • Hugs
  • imprisoned
  • Confrontation
  • Ouch!
  • Exhaustion
  • Platonic Cuddling
  • Light Angst
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • All Comfort No Hurt <3
  • Established Relationship
  • somebody hug kate!
  • Milligan Is A Great Hugger You (Can;t) Change My Mind
  • kate is neurodivergent af. i mean they all are but
  • adhd/autism go brrr
  • Crying
  • they're a family!
  • Team as Family
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • they care about each other so much!!
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Post-Season/Series 01
  • Scars
  • Tenderness
  • Literal Sleeping Together (Romantic This Time)
  • Episode: s01e04: A Whisper Not A Shout
  • [whispers] there's only one tent
  • oops some of these tags are out of order now.
  • ohwell
  • Domestic Fluff
  • almost all fluff. they love each other
  • Cooking
  • Cooking Together :)
  • Love
  • Adoption without adoption dlkfgjdfg
  • One Shot Collection
  • pro-shippers dni.
  • Episode: s01e03 Isaiah Died
  • short snippet
  • Emotionally Hurt Obituary Writer
  • :(
  • Loneliness
  • Grief
  • o.w. is audhd like me sorry i dont make the rules
  • Author Doing Copious Amounts of Projection Onto The Obituary Writer
  • me seeing a lonely character: hey is anyone gonna project onto that?
  • and then i dont wait for an answer
  • The Angel Of Death is.... not. human
  • charlotte is going through it
  • Episode: s01e02 Lillian Died
  • The Angel Of Death Tries
  • the button-eyed raven continues to be comic relief
  • also i they/them'd the button-eyed raven.
  • They/Them Pronouns For The Button-Eyed Raven
  • discussions of suicide/suicidal thoughts
  • Guilt/Self-Blame
  • Low Self-Esteem
  • my god o.w.
  • The Obituary Writer Needs a Hug
  • So bad.
  • Cross-Posted on Tumblr
  • Whump
  • Insomnia
  • Headaches
  • Hiding Pain
  • Blinded/Deafened
  • Sensory Deprivation. Sort Of?
  • Mind Control/Possession sort of
  • Truth Spells
  • Not Actually Unrequited Love
  • but it's unresolved in the snippet
  • Tumblr Prompts
  • mention of weight issues
  • Fluff/Humor
  • Rhonda is the Best
  • Hot Cocoa after Nightmares<3
  • UH OH CH3 IS ACCIDENTALLY HEAVY ANGST.
  • with comfort.
  • Redemption Arc/Regret Arc beginning????
  • or manipulation...
  • unexpected comfort
  • waking up in the same bed cuddling like 'hm'
  • Nicholas Benedict Needs a Hug
  • number two and rhonda just watching these idiots like
  • really? in front of my salad?
  • Mutual Pining
  • Sharing a Bed
  • funnily enough there is NOT only one bed
  • Sticky Washington Deserves So Much
  • mr benedict being a good vaguely father figure to the kids
  • extremely brief/vague implied steynie. very implied
  • s2 but not
  • Some incomplete
  • this is definitely not how curtains' whammyinator works
  • but oh well we're phoning it in
  • Brainwashed Nicholas Benedict
  • Whammied Nicholas Benedict
  • Brainwashing
  • Mind Control Aftermath
  • sorta - Freeform
  • But Mostly Hurt
  • Curtain Being The Fucking Worst
  • Heavy Angst
  • Nicholas Benedict Desperately Needs a Hug
  • my god please give him a hug
  • number two too tbh
  • Curtain's F- Brothering
  • Hurt Nicholas Benedict
  • Hurt LD Curtain | Nathaniel Benedict
  • but hes still done some fucked up shit
  • oops i pulled a s2 and didnt even mention sq lkgfjdfg
  • redemption arc
  • Late Night Conversations
  • AGONY!!!
  • Hopeful Ending
  • Pre-Canon
  • First Meetings
  • and he gets one!!!
  • Number Two's Bio Family Kinda Sucks
  • Ficlet Collection
  • Truth Liquor/Truth Serum
  • Touch-Starved Jamie Tartt
  • Dialogue-Only
  • sorry these are out of order rip
  • Polyamory
  • Demi Trent Crimm
  • Genderqueer Trent Crimm
  • ridiculous stupid crack
  • Bisexual Ted Lasso
  • he/she/they pronouns for trent and more!
  • POV Outsider
  • Identity Reveal
  • Kidnapping
  • some mildly graphic violence?
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
  • Fairy Tales/Fables
  • Unrequited Love/Heartbreak
  • technically not a sad ending though. you'll see
  • trent being a disaster (we love him)
  • Outing and Lack Thereof
  • Pining
  • Selkie AU
  • Incomplete Snippet/Scene from an AU
  • Time Travel
  • Getting Together
  • First Kiss
  • Shenanigans and Mischief
  • Rom Com Moment
  • Rom-Communism
  • Press Room (Ted Lasso)
  • POV Roy Kent
  • Enemies to Friends
  • Dream Sex (Mentioned)
  • Wet Dream
  • s1 trent's crush on ted
  • ted teasing trent
  • Ted Lasso's A Bit Of A Bastard (Affectionate)
  • ran out of tag space so cont. in next one
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Smut
  • Trans Trent Crimm
  • trans author LOOOOOVES to project
  • Crying During Sex
  • in the FUN way!
  • Dom/sub
  • a little ;)
  • Oral Sex
  • Bondage
  • trent gets a little bondage. as a treat
  • all my tags deleted themselves and im FURIOUS
  • Ted Lasso is Good at Sex
  • Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • i just think ted eating trent out then railing him thru like
  • six orgasms. is what they BOTH deserve
  • probably unrealistic but i mean. are you here for the REALISM
  • and if so; WHY?
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Creampie
  • Dom Ted Lasso
  • Sub Trent Crimm
  • LET THAT JOURNALIST GET RAWED!
  • weirdly im embarassed about this. but like. bro. ive posted WAY worse than this
  • why NOW brain? whats up with that.
  • Double Penetration in Two Holes
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • mention of breeding kink
  • Abrupt Ending
  • Symbrock/Venom AU
  • UH OH SISTERS ITS THE DEEPLY EMBARASSING CRACK VENOM AU
  • Consentacles
  • Elevator Sex
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Clothed Sex
  • technically
  • is it sex toys under clothes if the sex toy is a sentient being and not a toy
  • Double Penetration
  • plot kool aid mans through the wall at one point but we get back to the porn dw
  • uhhh mentions of suicidal ideation of sorts? damn
  • i promise there's mostly tentacle porn
  • Body Worship
  • oh trent. you need a hug and also consentacles railing
  • Praise Kink
  • Triple Penetration
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Overstimulation
  • Wet & Messy
  • extremely vague symbiote biology. just roll with it
  • Tentacle Sex
  • Yep!
  • Tentacuddles As Well
  • Desperation
  • Intercrural Sex
  • Thighs!!!!!!
  • Teasing
  • ted loves his pet names
  • Desk Sex
  • bit of a size kink ya got there trent
  • this is kind of cracky tbh but i ran with it
  • based off a tumblr post
  • Orgasm Delay
  • bit of denial it's nice and fun. probably under-negotiated but they're loving it
  • RAN OUT OF TAG SPACE! SO HERE'S ANOTHER
  • Meet-Cute
  • sort of. meet-awkward? meet-funny. but also meet-cute
  • Ted's Turn To Be A Disaster
  • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
  • Pre-Canon/Very Early Season 01
  • canon's timeline is a jigsaw puzzle and i've thrown out some pieces and made my own picture
  • ft. Trent's Self-Esteem Issues
  • Bit of an abrupt ending
  • Homophobia
  • Voicemails/Wrong Number
  • Swordfighting
  • Homoerotic Sword Fights--as they deserve
  • Fairy Tales
  • Early in Canon
  • Season/Series 01
  • Canon Compliant
  • probably
  • idk man wrote this one on an impulse
  • YET ANOTHER DEEPLY STUPID TIME TRAVEL CRACK SNIPPET
  • Kissing
  • once again on my 'ted kisses s1 trent stupid' agenda
  • bc its funny
  • Touch-Starved Ted Lasso
  • Touch-Starved Trent Crimm
  • Ted Lasso Needs a Hug
  • Trent Crimm Needs a Hug
  • Insecurities
  • Neurodivergent Ted Lasso
  • Neurodivergent Trent Crimm
  • they're so audhd4audhd ngl
  • Diamond Dogs
  • Fuck/Marry/Kill
  • REALLY stupid crack written at like 3-5 am
  • are they HIGH? unclear
  • Sexual Confusion
  • Banter
  • ANOTHER ONE LADS
  • Magic Made Them Do It
  • kiss not sex. this time.
  • crack treated seriously?
  • rebecca's evil era lgkhjh
  • Autistic Trent Crimm
  • ah the audhd urge to Bite.
  • mentioned Roy/Keeley/Jamie
  • biting as a love language
  • ambigiously post-canon fix it
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Didn't Know They Were Dating
  • Miscommunication/Not Enough Communication
  • but they work it out
  • Trent Crimm When Will You Learn People Can Love You You Fool
  • hes also demi but shh he hasnt figured that out yet
  • Mild Sexual Content
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • no flower math was done in the making of this chapter
  • Oblivious Trent Crimm
  • Trent Crimm Deserves Nice Things
  • and roy wants to give him said nice things.
  • i am once again saying audhd trent for ljfe
  • honestly he and ted r so audhd4audhd
  • more crack. more more crack
  • dang this chapter is almost jamie centric
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • idk how timelines work and idc to learn
  • Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug
  • Oblivious Ted Lasso
  • continued dramatic irony of ted not knowing rebecca's wohle thing yet
  • oops! gay for that reporter
  • Seahorse Pregnancy
  • Social Media
  • Pregnant Trent Crimm
  • unrealistic response to weird social media shenanigans probably
  • YET ANOTHER TIME TRAVEL SNIPPET LADS. also finally ran out of tags again
  • now with the added update of BY accident instead of ON accident. woah. this was SO necessary. wow.
  • mention of pregnancy/some kink
  • Minor Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
  • Naked/Barely Dressed Cuddling
  • Soft Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
  • Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • mention of self-esteem issues/body image issues
  • Introspection
  • unedited schmoop and fluff
  • ending kinda abrupt (ch3)
  • Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
  • sort of ambiguous ending but it's really a lot more hopeful/implied happy
  • Morose Drinking
  • Pre-Friendship
  • beard and ted are autistic besties
  • both them and trent are just. audhd kings.
  • crimmlet mention!
  • hints at some mutual pining/developing crushes
  • snippet 8 is canon compliant technically!
  • Never Have I Ever
  • Drunken Shenanigans
  • Drunken Kissing
  • Idiots in Love
  • Feelings Realization
  • speedrunning a sexuality crisis
  • Vulnerability
  • Cuddling
  • abrupt beginning
  • Trent's Disastrous Gay Crush on Ted Lasso
  • Early Series/Season 03
  • Gay Disaster Trent Crimm
  • Dancing
  • Ballroom Dancing
  • author did little to no research on waltzes/ballroom dancing beforehand
  • we're going off vibes babey!!!
  • Flirting
  • Trent Crimm and Ted Lasso's Car Park Chats
  • Not Actually Unrequited Feelings
  • Ill-Advised Hook-Up Attempt. Failed
  • impulse write. did not fact check shit. vibes babeyy
  • Hurt Ted Lasso
  • trent could use one too tbh
  • Divorce
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Fluffy but abrupt and a little ambiguous ending

  Summary

  Snippets from my tumblr. Often with little context, or lacking a resolution that satisfies me, but that I'm not sure I'll ever have the juice to finish or make anything more coherent, so it goes here instead. Also included are drabbles and quick ask game prompts.

  So far, fandoms include:
  - The Mysterious Benedict Society
  - The House in the Cerulean Sea
  - Ted Lasso
  - Instinct
  - Under the Whispering Door
  - Death by Dying

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