sardonic (caveat)
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Scum Villain Self-Saving System: Figure Skating Edition! Now on Bluray Disc and DVD by sardonic (caveat), sunfish (caveat)
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
12 May 2023
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There are terrible books, then there is Fifty Shades of Gray, and then there is Love On Ice. Sometimes Yuuri feels that homicide should be legal, actually, because people like hotSexysk8erBoi exist and they write things like Love On Ice, which then proceeds to become the most popular webnovel on the Internet, even though it is quite literally the worst piece of literature known to man.
But, anyway, Yuuri is allowed to say this because he has bought and read every single chapter so he does know what he’s talking about and everyone who says his forum posts are too long and that he should go outside to touch grass can go to hell. Victor Nikiforov, his favorite character and the golden-fingered protagonist, is suffering at the hands of the world’s shittiest writer. Ignoring the unnecessary and numerous sexy scenes for the reader’s gratification, what was all this pointless angst too? Victor deserves better!
Then he transmigrates into the novel’s scum villain, Katsuki Yuuri, who’s apparently meant to drive himself to an early retirement via a career-ending injury. Terrific! And on top of that, he’s also supposed to somehow make Victor fall back in love with skating? Only... what's with all this canon divergence???
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because episode 10 left me shook and my otp got engaged and i haven't seen a single fic about that night when my son yuuri got drunk and seduced the world's hottest bachelor, viktor nikiforov, convincing him to leave the peak of his career and become his coach.
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if the story's over by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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Generally, Shen Qingqiu only visits him at work when he’s really got something to yell about—protagonist dick size or sex pollen caves or weird poisons that Shang Qinghua forgot to invent cures to, or something. Today, he says, “Look, there’s news and I thought you should hear it from me.”
Shang Qinghua doesn’t look up from his papers at first. “Okay, sure,” he says, absently—how much money are they spending on incense again? Absolutely fucking absurd—and glances up when Shen Qingqiu remains silent. “What is it?”
Shen Qingqiu folds the fan and taps it nervously against his palm. “Mobei-jun’s getting married,” he says.
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27 Aug 2021
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Siji Mountain Rest Stop for the Weary Traveller by sundermount
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
24 May 2021
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“The souvenirs are decently priced, but the food is not.”
One employee, two uncles, a colleague and the (nonexistent) business of tourism.
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21 Aug 2021
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If they caught you by feyburner for sundiscus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2021
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“I’m going to kill the Ghost King,” said White Dragon Devouring Moon.
“Hmm,” said Xie Lian.
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21 Aug 2021
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Lan Zhan’s features are smooth. He has a hand behind his back, as usual, and when he’s a few paces away he stops. He always could execute a perfect bow, the angles of his body textbook.
“Hi,” Wei Wuxian says stupidly.
Lan Zhan straightens. He doesn’t blink as he says, “Wei Wuxian.” His eyebrows make the barest arc upward. “What is the nature of your visit?”
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13 Aug 2021
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spin something out of nothing by sundiscus for loveseat
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2021
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“PA squabbles aren’t my problem,” Hua Cheng says to Yin Yu. “But keep an eye on him anyway.”
Hua Cheng is a judge on a cooking show. Xie Lian is the new PA on set.
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06 Aug 2021