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Binghe, OSUWARI! by sunfish (caveat)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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Befriending the weird priest and his grandson from the temple down the road has its perks. Like receiving Supreme Evil Demon Sword for his birthday.
Of course, he says perks, up until he finds himself falling into the temple well and into a world that looks straight out of hell. And if the lava river and the on-fire grounds aren't enough, there is literally the most beautiful guy Shen Yuan has ever seen stabbed to a giant tree and seemingly asleep.
But, just when he's about to free the guy from his painful misery... Needless to say, no karma points for him, because apparently, he was about to free the infamous half-demon Luo Binghe, whose one and only goal is to become a full-fledged demon. Which, for some reason, is something nobody wants.
Oh, and Shen Yuan looks exactly like Shen Qingqiu. So, he might be the reincarnation of the guy? Maybe?
And then the stupid evil demon sword attracts demons, because of course it does, and Shen Yuan ends up waking Luo Binghe, who nearly kills him at first sight.
Go figure! When can he go home???
Binghe, OSUWARI!!
Basically, a Bingqiu Inuyasha AU
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Scum Villain Self-Saving System: Figure Skating Edition! Now on Bluray Disc and DVD by sardonic (caveat), sunfish (caveat)
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
12 May 2023
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There are terrible books, then there is Fifty Shades of Gray, and then there is Love On Ice. Sometimes Yuuri feels that homicide should be legal, actually, because people like hotSexysk8erBoi exist and they write things like Love On Ice, which then proceeds to become the most popular webnovel on the Internet, even though it is quite literally the worst piece of literature known to man.
But, anyway, Yuuri is allowed to say this because he has bought and read every single chapter so he does know what he’s talking about and everyone who says his forum posts are too long and that he should go outside to touch grass can go to hell. Victor Nikiforov, his favorite character and the golden-fingered protagonist, is suffering at the hands of the world’s shittiest writer. Ignoring the unnecessary and numerous sexy scenes for the reader’s gratification, what was all this pointless angst too? Victor deserves better!
Then he transmigrates into the novel’s scum villain, Katsuki Yuuri, who’s apparently meant to drive himself to an early retirement via a career-ending injury. Terrific! And on top of that, he’s also supposed to somehow make Victor fall back in love with skating? Only... what's with all this canon divergence???
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Love of My Life? Is My Cat? It's More Likely Than You Think! by sunfish (caveat)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
08 Oct 2021
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When Moran saves a pretty white cat from a car collision and brings it home, he wasn’t expecting to find it missing the next morning, replaced by the most beautiful stranger he has ever seen.
Then the stranger tells him that he's the cat Moran saved yesterday and well, Moran’s not above calling the police on beautiful people, even if he’s hesitating. But then, he really does turn into the cat and Moran is this close to bolting as the cat turns back into the man, who demands Moran to tell him what his biggest wish is.
Turns out, Chu Wanning can't go back unless he grants Moran his biggest wish. Which is a problem, because Moran doesn't have anything he really wants. His life is fine as it is.
But the number one rule Huaizui taught Chu Wanning is that humans are never satisfied. Moran must want for something, even if he doesn't know it yet. In the meantime, Chu Wanning will have to stay with him and learn how to be human. Or at least, somewhat human. Being Moran's part time cat is pretty good too.
This is all temporary, of course. Only until Moran finds his biggest wish so Chu Wanning can grant it. Then he can go home.
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because episode 10 left me shook and my otp got engaged and i haven't seen a single fic about that night when my son yuuri got drunk and seduced the world's hottest bachelor, viktor nikiforov, convincing him to leave the peak of his career and become his coach.
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the rise and fall of @peerlesscucumber by Allpiesforourown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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[🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred![🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you
/an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history
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- Part 3 of bingy's self-insertverse
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Bookmarked by sunfish (caveat)
13 Aug 2025
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A new guy starts working at the radio station.
He's fragile.
Better keep Andrew away from him.
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Bookmarked by sunfish (caveat)
17 Jun 2025
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but when it comes to you by likearecord for FoxsoulCourt
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
04 Mar 2021
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Six years after Jean becomes a Trojan, he transfers to Jeremy's team.
And, well...he's different.
Bookmarked by sunfish (caveat)
25 Jan 2025
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Damen and Laurent break up. Nicaise brings them back together.
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Bookmarked by sunfish (caveat)
25 Oct 2024
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There’s very little Andrew likes less than being tricked, but not knowing things does make the cut. He stands, throws his messenger bag over his shoulder, grabs his coffee, and stomps over to slide into the chair across from the guy. He looks up at Andrew with a flash of calculated flight or fight in his eyes, but he quickly smooths this over and affixes a look of polite interest on his face. “Can I help you?”
“Are you on Grindr?” Andrew asks. Bluntly.
“Uh,” the guy says, looking more confused. “I don’t know. What is it?”
“It’s a hookup app gay men use.”
“Oh,” he says, frowning. “No, I’m definitely not on that.”
“Because you don’t do gay men?”
The guy shrugs. “Because I don’t do hookups.”
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- Part 1 of Catfish
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Bookmarked by sunfish (caveat)
20 Mar 2024