floristkills
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- Dream SMP (85)
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- Hermitcraft SMP (4)
- The Adventure Zone (Podcast) (3)
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Returning to their parents' home for the first time in a decade, Techno is forced to face too many of the bad memories and broken relationships that he has been trying to ignore all this time. Things like all the reasons they left their parents' house to begin with. And how his twin brother, who he hasn't seen in years, still seems to hate him. The thought of it all is enough to leave him close to meltingdown, let alone actually getting on the plane to go there.
Luckily for him, the plane never gets home.
Unluckily, everything that follows.
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Technoblade's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plane crash survival experience.
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Techno doesn't know what made his father break. The world ending, the dead starting to walk, or maybe his mother dying. All three, probably. But it doesn't really matter, because someone has to handle keeping them all alive. And the only one that can do it now is him.
Then Techno gets bit. And he still has to be the one to handle it.
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Parentified Technoblade struggles with the weight of the world on his shoulders, a ticking clock, and the inability to ask for help. Will his family finally notice just how much he's dealing with? Or will it be too late...?
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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A voidwalker is many things. A child of the void, a being made of pure code, an asset to a settlement, an invaluable resource to players, a class act admin. But there are some things that voidwalkers never are:
A friend, a family member, a player, a person, a brother.
Xisumavoid is different from most voidwalkers, in all the ways that he is the same.
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An Xisuma origin story, which follows him from unfortunate beginnings to happy end.
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Trust Exercises Worse Than Falling by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
11 Sep 2025
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Although the world was never anything close to a utopia for omegas, even before the dead started walking, afterwards things got downright dire. Generally smaller and more prone to stress, it's no surprise that they're the first ones to be cast aside and left for dead. And any packs that they do end up within tend to go even worse.
Techno's seen it himself enough times to know. It's firsthand knowledge.
Luckily for Techno, the majority of his childhood was spent in extremely high stress scenarios, malnourished and never feeling safe. Which means that all of his omega nonsense is so stunted that he practically isn't even one! He is set on keeping everyone under that impression, no matter what it takes.
Even if this new pack seems startlingly different from everything that he was used to before.
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Philza is an ancient vampire, abandoned by his Goddess and utterly alone in the world. Technoblade is a tiny vampire, abandoned by his sire and utterly alone in this world. They find each other.
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Strange Relatives-Verse (Anarchy_and_Piglin's actor au) by floristkills
Fandom: Dream SMP
21 Apr 2023
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For as long as Techno can remember, he has lived in the subarctic where he was banished for being a hybrid. When Wilbur, Tommy, and Phil crash into his life, things finally change for the first time. But Techno finds life to be much more difficult after their appearance. Can change really be good? Is it worth finding out?
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Technoblade subarctic survival and isolation aftermath. SBI found family. Whump and hurt aplenty. Comfort, eventually.
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A place for sickfics, based off of Sicktember 2021 and 2022 prompts. Do you like sick!Techno? You're in for a treat!
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Oneshots for the ppduo week 2023! Mostly Techno-centric.
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28 Apr 2025